“Wow!”

  I woke up with a yelp, everything that had just happened had dissipated like a dream, everything, including Phineas, had faded away without a trace, and I was still asleep on the table, except for a wet spot in my trousers.

  (Was it really a wet dream?!)

  In doubt, a delicate call came from the side.

  “Yoo-hoo, Master, you’re awake, are you going to get ready for dinner?”

  The slanting sunset, transmitting in from the window, sprinkling a faint red haze in the house, Pretty Asuka held a handful of flowers and was inserting them into a vase, her cute foxtail wagging around behind her bum, signalling her good mood.

  “You’re pretty good, always in a good mood, where’s the head that’s supposed to be euthanised?”

  “You say leopard ah, I just took a bath with it ooh, its fur is so beautiful ooh, and its wings, actually can be put away to see invisible it, now is lying in my room to sleep.”

  I didn’t care if that Fae Dragon Leopard’s wings could be collected or not, all that was on my mind was that being able to take a bath with Ah Xue and rubbing and kneading her plump breasts and fat buttocks was indeed pleasing to the eye, causing me to rise up with deep envy, but what was bothering my mind at this point in time was still what had just happened.

  (Is it a dream? That female devil can be really hot ah, never seen such a taste of the woman, that all fine skin and white flesh, the thought of all drooling …… is not recently desire is not satisfied? Why are you having sex dreams? It seems that tonight should be with little Asuka …… Huh?)

  Seeing something that wasn’t quite right, I hastily stood up and snatched the small copper pot that Asuka was playing with in her hands. It was a palm-sized, long, flat copper pot with a fine pattern of sea shells engraved on it, and the style was quite beautiful, but what really drew my attention to it was the fact that I had seen it only a short while ago.

  (Sure enough, it’s the signing giveaway that Phineas just said she’d sign up for, the From the Heart Carry-On Jar… was she so mad that she forgot to take this with her?)

  If it’s something related to demons, it’s probably a magical instrument, and I remember, Phineas said that I can use this From the Heart Carry-On Jar to change what I want in a limited way, although I can’t change anything by looking at its size like this, but it’s ultimately useful to have this one magical instrument.

  “Huh? Master, your left eye?!”

  Being mentioned by Asuka, I realised that there was an extra black eye on my left eye, naturally the work of Phineas just now. As I was lost in thought, I glanced down, but I saw that there was a silver finger ring on my left ring finger. On the silver surface, there was a layer of shallow red aura that flowed demonically.

  (So …… that dream …… was real ……)

  Sorrow and happiness are three and a half, I looked at the silver ring on my ring finger, and for a while I couldn t say anything …… to sort out the matter at hand, and the next day we moved on the road. The target place entrusted by the sister of the dragon lady, the city of Skaiwa Golou, I just once heard, know that it is in the hinterland of the southern barbarians, to cross the layers of the sea of trees, but the exact location is not clear. To the local treasure hunters a little inquiring, is also vague and confused, not clear, after all, they have no experience in the southern barbarians, it is impossible to know the detailed location, it seems that we have to ask as we go.

  However, to enter the rainforest mountains, empty handed to go in is not possible, I led the Asuka, to the market to purchase the necessary supplies, from the water bottle, waterproof boots, open the road with a long knife, fire, warm blankets …… all one by one to purchase complete.

  General travellers necessary bow and arrow, we can save, anyway, I’m not strong, to draw the bow and arrow most likely can not do, Asuka’s strength can be big enough, but this stupid woman archery accuracy is very poor, or directly with heavy objects to throw to save the trouble.

  “Young man, you’re going to go into the Miley, huh? It’s dangerous to go in like that, the orcs there are very unwelcoming to humans ……”

  When I heard that I was going to go deeper into the sea of trees, all I heard was a chorus of dissuasive voices, and many of the traders surveyed my size and immediately shook their heads in disbelief.

  “I have heard that there has recently been a Zoroastrianism there to expand its power, several groups of vicious wars, outsiders now into the inside, I am afraid ……”

  “I’m afraid of what? Look at your eyes, do you think I won’t come back? Let me tell you, I’m not only an outstanding treasure trader, but also an outstanding treasure hunter, this time, I went deep into the Piao Li, just for the sake of fetching treasures, you guys wait to see me come out and get rich.”

  Perhaps it was because I had seen too many fools like me who spoke out of their mouths, but were then left to die in the rainforest, the crowd didn’t have any violent reactions, instead, there was a half-animal monkey man who seemed to have a lewd appearance, quietly following me and Asuka until there were no more bystanders, I finally couldn’t help myself, and turned back to ask a question.

  “Bastard! What the hell is your purpose in following around so sneakily?”

  “Ah, no ah, just see mister you are going deep into the southern barbarians, see if you have any valuable things you don’t want anymore, it’s a waste to bring it across the board, why don’t you sell it to me at a cheap price.”

  “……………”

  “This leopard you are carrying, its fur is oily, peel it off and sell it for a good price, and this slave girl beside you, although she is wearing a mask, her body is plump, especially her chest is really ……”

  “Get the money out!”

  “What? Mister, you’re really good at talking, you’ve made a deal so quickly, for the sake of you being so quick, I can calculate the price a bit higher.”

  “Who said anything about doing business with you? I said give me everything of value in your entire body, now this is a robbery.”

  I glared at this ill-advised monkey-eared fellow and said angrily, “Move fast, automatically strip off your clothes after you take out all the valuable things from your whole body, or else when I give the order, hey, you don’t think that this cheetah of mine is raised for ornamental use, do you?”

  With that, we finished our last business before leaving, and officially set off towards the Sea of Trees. In order to do as the Romans do, I began to think about whether I should change my pseudonym, after all, this trip is uncertain, there is no guarantee that there will be any bad luck, if I make a fool of myself again and become internationally famous, as I did when I was first exposed in the palace, then I really don’t need to hang around anymore.

  Besides, the name John Farrell, now quite loud in the international community, two consecutive battles, and Ista, Solansia have made a grudge, many people’s husbands and sons died because of me, and even more people’s whole families were sold together by me as slaves to foreign countries. To put it plainly, it is possible that one day when I walk on the road, I will suddenly stab a dagger into a passerby and finish him off with an assassination, in this situation, it is too dangerous to enter the country with my real name, for these reasons, I decided to change my fake name.

  There is a school of naming habits among the southern barbarian orcs that is grammatical like Phineas and I, but there is also another school that has colours as surnames with other natural matters, such as Silvermoon, Tsui Fei, Purple River …… and other naming, so if you want to change your name, it is best to start from this side.

  After a few thoughts, I decided to take a more majestic name in the hope of reviving my heroism in the southern barbarians. Blue eagle, is a kind of raptor here, inhabits in the high mountains, to poisonous snakes, poisonous food, the volume is as big as a calf, sharp claws, action like the wind, was injured by its claws, it will produce stoning, save a lot of effort, so it is the headache object of the hunters, however, also because of this, its claws are the high price goods on the market.

  “It’s decided, to accommodate local custom, let’s call it the Blue Eagle!”

  When I gave Asuka an earful to not address me by my real name when she’s in the palace, this guy who’s never been able to figure out the state of things just asked me with curiosity.

  “Yoo-hoo, Master, then shouldn’t I have to change my pseudonym as well? Would that make it easier to get to the Piper?”

  Stupid woman, you are now using a false name already, do not believe that you use the name of Tianhe Xueqiong, to walk around in Piao Li, do not give that group of beastmen eaten alive, that would be a ghost.

  “This well …… you wear a mask is good, there are a lot of orcs there, breasts bigger than you are a lot of people, as long as you do not let people see your face, there will be no one want to molest you, as for the name …… stupid Asuka will be good. “

  Asuka naturally refused to comply and pestered me to make a scene, but it was fortunate to have dragged such a retarded fellow with nerves thicker than a water pipe, so that I was able to be in such a poor mountainous environment without being bored, and to give one a hint of peace of mind.

  As far as the eye could see, there were boundless primitive forests, with lush branches, green shades covering the sky, and mossy mottled tree trunks with ancient vines twisting around them, climbing straight up to the tops of the trees. Like this hundreds of years, even thousands of years old trees, each of them are dozens of feet high, spreading out the dense leaves of the branches, transformed into a large umbrella of dark green, shrouding the entire sea of trees.

  In an environment like this, sunlight doesn’t easily penetrate to the ground, even when we walk among the forest and look up, we only see sunlight being cut into pieces by thick branches and dense leaves, and with great difficulty it penetrates to the ground, turning into one tiny golden dot.

  In denser places, due to the lack of sunlight, coupled with the extremely heavy moisture in the forest, there are layers and layers of murky mist, blocking us, often looking at a white cloud, can not really see anything. Maybe it sounds great, but when you walk in the mist, the scene in front of you can not see clearly, slammed into the tree trunks, headache, you know the power.

  Walking through the jungle was not as nice as it usually is when you’re out trekking. The temperature in the forest is very low, walking often shiver, want to find a warm thing to hug. From time to time into the end of the nose, is also a thick damp smell, the more you smell the more cold, let a person is really some regret, why they do not hide in the comfortable nest, embrace the snow sleep, to run into such a desolate place.

  Hearing the sound in the ear, also has nothing to do with the good sound, in such a dark environment, by chance, came one or two mournful, urgent birdsong, like the night lords sorrowful whistling, listening to people’s bones creepy, as if there is some kind of demonic creature is going to run out of the darkness.

  The forest will not be cleaned, the fallen leaves scattered on the ground, accumulated into a thick pile and then rot, feet on the ground, are some soft and rotten wet mud, coupled with the moss, at first unaccustomed to the time, really often lose their footing and fall. In the forest, some small animals, squirrels, rabbits, and so on, would run through the feet unexpectedly and disappear in a flash. These are not bad, but when snakes, scorpions, centipedes and other venomous creatures brush past my feet, I can only be thankful that I’m wearing long boots and that they are thick enough.

  Physical strength is also a problem, although it is a soldier, but the nobleman’s son does not have much experience in marching, I even due to the practice of magic plus too much sex, physical strength is not very good, so in the absence of a mount, in the forest long-distance trekking, it can only walk and stop, and do more rest. By the third day, even the soles of my feet had blisters, I finally couldn’t take it anymore, and seeing Asuka running and jumping, playing with the dragon and leopard while walking, was really hot.

  “It’s decided, Asuka, go find some tree vines and make a back chair out of it, and for the road from now on, you’ll be the one to carry me on my back.”

  “Huh? Master, but …… people are already responsible for carrying all the luggage, if I carry you again, it seems a little heavy yeah.”

  “Rob, you’re strong and fast anyway, and I’ve been nice to you by not asking you to get down and ride as a horse.”

  As usual, Asuka was quickly defeated and joined me in making a crude soft chair, and for the rest of the journey I sat in the soft chair and was carried on her back, drastically reducing the pain of the trek.

  Sleeping at night is also a bit of a problem. The night in the forest is wet and cold, I sleep with the blanket over my body and a fire in front of me, but I still get cold and shiver, and I envy A-Xue, who doesn’t even need a blanket, she just leans directly against the dragon leopard and sleeps soundly and sweetly on its soft and warm fur.

  (It’s really too unfair, according to the rules, a goddess officer like Tianhe Xueqiong must be well-bred, why is her adaptability to the environment so good? Can eat anything, can sleep in any environment, living like a sow, is bestiality really so convenient?)

  The more I thought about it, the more unhappy I became, so I complained to Asuka again. Sleepy-eyed and thinking sideways, she expressed her willingness to change places with me and graciously gave me her warm bed.

  “Blanket for you, leopard for me? Forget it, I can’t afford such an expensive quilt.”

  Together on the road has been several days, that dragon leopard has long been mixed with Ah Xue through, intimate with each other like the same nest born. But for other people’s hostility is still very deep, especially for me, every time are fierce staring at me, live as if to say that as long as caught the opportunity, immediately will pounce up to bite off my throat like, if you learn to take it as a quilt cover like Ah Xue, surely will not live tomorrow morning.

  However, when it comes to this leopard, it is really very strange. Obviously just a female animal, but so swaggering, walking or, lying down or, is the head up high, a very proud look, see me, either angrily, or directly turned his head, do not pay attention to.

  Hmph, is an ancient beast so great? If you offend me, one day I’ll tear the skin off this beast and fry its bones. Especially, recently because of its relationship, make me can’t find the opportunity to find Ah Xue to make out once again, usually morning oral sex, that’s okay, but when I want to trick Ah Xue to go to bed, and this dead girl struggling not to comply, that beast will let out a roar, leapt out to stop in front of Ah Xue, not allow me to enter the offence, and one time even pounced on me to the ground, it’s really a good thrill ah.

  “Asuka, it’s time for you to control your pet, if you keep letting it wander around like that, get an iron smithy and tether it, don’t let it wander around like that.”

  For my request, Asuka is justified in refusing, “No way, Xiao Zi has not done anything wrong, it is all because Master is bad, wanting …… to want to play with people’s little butts, that’s why Xiao Zi is like this.”

  In order to make it easier to call it, Asuka gave the Jasper Dragon Leopard a strange name like “Violet” and nicknamed it Little Violet. And it seems that because of the companionship and the courage of the crowd, Ah Xue, who has always been obedient to me, even after refusing my advances, she playfully spat out her tongue and made a funny face at me.

  (Pisses me off! It’s really fucking pissing me off! Remember, sooner or later, I’ll take care of you two beasts together ……)

  It was not easy to pick Ah Xue’s anal chrysanthemum, only in the envisioning of the future can be how the soul, but was forced to terminate the hard, the heart is really gnashing teeth, vowed to avenge this revenge, only, in view of the current situation, to go down to kill that leopard, I really do not dare to do it.

  Although said to put away the wings, this leopard seems to be with the general panther nothing different, but its nose and senses, but really is a first-class sensitive, walking in the forest, a lot of poisonous insects, poisonous fog, it is a step ahead of the detection, and then lead us to flash away. Within the rainforest sea of trees, every step of the crisis, I and Ah Xue two inexperienced novices want to cross, if not have this leopard cover, I am afraid that already do not know in the seven coloured miasma in the coma a few times, buried in the forest of the size of the mouth of the poisonous creatures.

  The further I go, the number of Orcs will gradually become less, the number of pure-blooded Orcs will become more, these beast head and body, human speech guys, look really unsightly, not early extermination of the species, let me be very sorry, and their hatred for humans, is to make me hurt my head, part of the pure-blooded Orcs and even to the mix of human blood Orcs even hate even with hate. Just for this reason alone, they could somehow rush over, beat me up, hang me from a tree after making my whole body skeleton inhuman, and then gang-rape Asuka in front of me.

  If this kind of thing really happened, I would have nothing to say other than sighing for retribution. Luckily, Violet’s nose is very smart and always sniffs them first, taking us around without really encountering those beasts and avoiding any possible crisis.

  In fact, even if encountered those Behemoth bear man, tiger man, to Asuka’s strange power, also have a fight, just see her bare hands will be those one person embrace not close to the huge wood cut off, as a weapon so indiscriminately swept, even if it is the beast man in the strength of the largest Behemoth bear man, also is only the part of the head scurrying. However, as Asuka’s master, I am not happy to see this girl and the enemy to fight physical combat, in terms of a martial artist, this girl’s heart is too good, although the reaction nerves are sensitive, but if you can’t make up your mind at the right moment, kill the things that should be killed, the exposed cracks will be enough to let her be killed by a single blow.

  “Ah Xue, look at you, why are you so useless? The male protagonists in the legendary stories, they always bring with them a female entourage such as the Holy Vulcan or the Holy Great Magician, they are as powerful as they can be, but you can’t do anything but throw stones and break trees, you are just over there losing my face, don’t you feel ashamed?”

  If Asuka herself had good martial arts or magic cultivation, there would be no need to dodge the orcs in such a sorry state, or even if she only had 30% of the skills she had when she was Tianhe Xueqiong, we would be able to walk horizontally in the sea of trees.

  “Yoho, but …… Master ah, isn’t it usually the master who should protect the apprentice? I’ve already helped you carry your luggage and do so many other things, why do I have to be in the battle? Besides, we still have Little Violet ah, it’s very strong, and it also breathes fire and discharges electricity, so in times of danger, it can definitely come in handy.”

  “Asshole, what kind of attitude is that? How dare you ask your master to help you? The master is the idea, the disciple is the charge, if the master can’t hide at the back when fighting for his life, then what is the point of having a disciple? If the master can’t hide behind him when he’s fighting for his life, then what’s the point of having a disciple? Sage yeah, will walk on two legs, open mouth will not woofing great creatures, you dare to disobey what the sage said?”

  Preemptively, forcing Asuka to be speechless, I said, ‘’Don’t you think that leopard manages anything, if it’s really that strong, how would it be captured by those beastmen for public mating? The enemy we are about to face is definitely very strong, if we don’t let you have a bit of self-protection first, when the time comes, beware of being captured and mated together with this leopard, mated again and again, mated again and again, are you enjoying it?”

  Probably thinking of Violet’s tragic situation that day, Asuka’s pretty face suddenly turned pale, shaking her head vigorously to say no.

  “If you don’t want to become like that, you need to practise what I want you to practise, and as long as you’re good at what you do, you don’t have to be afraid of anything.”

  “But …… what you taught me master, it’s too hard to practice la …… I, I really can’t do it ……”

  “What? Do you want to be lazy? How many times have I told you, there’s nothing difficult under the sun once you’re hard at work, as long as you’re serious about it, magic actually isn’t difficult at all.”

  “It’s not that, Master, every time you want me to practice magic, you have to catch some kittens and ducks, cut their heads off and bleed them, I, I don’t want to do this kind of thing…”…… “Speaking to the point of urgency, Ah Xue was forced to jump to her feet, and her tears began to slide down her cheeks. Her tears began to slide down her cheeks.

  “Aren’t there many ways to practice magic? I can try to memorise spells or practice them desperately, so why does it have to hurt something else?”

  “Fuck you Tantanmen, you practice black magic yeah! If black magic doesn’t kill people, then how can it be called black magic? You think you’re a clergyman trying to practice some clean spell? Orcs have to behave like Orcs, go on, get confused.”

  That’s the biggest problem we’re encountering right now, with Asuka’s soft heart, honestly speaking, she’s not even a piece of material for practising black magic. The normal practice procedure is to accumulate a certain amount of magical power, and then make a contract with a dark god that matches your level, and after completing the trial, the contract is completed, and you can use the spell from then on.

  Or else it is necromancy. Go to the cemetery to get a pile of bones or corpses, with incantations and props, absorb a large number of spirits of eerie qi, growth of magical power, when the magic power is enough, they become a necromancer to make all kinds of zombies, evil spirits, demonic spirits.

  But no matter which kind, as long as it belongs to the scope of black magic, it will require the consecration of biological blood. Blood has always been a very special kind of catalyst in black magic, and many spells work in conjunction with blood, because for the various evil spirits lodged in the darkness, blood rich in life essence is the bait they crave the most.

  But let A Xue this girl to practice, it is really wrong outrageous. She is afraid of everything, everything is not willing to hurt, raw human flesh and blood is not to think about, even kill some chickens, ducks, cats and dogs, also let her soft feet cry, this way a year down, of course, there will not be any progress.

  However, if she could make up her mind to practise, she should soon make amazing progress. If it was according to common sense, the six major system magic elements, except for the wind system, it would be impossible for a Goddess Officer like Tianhe Xueqiong, who had been cultivating light system magic since she was a child, to cultivate any other system magic. However, not knowing exactly how the Black Dragon Society’s transformation surgery was messed up, or if this was an unexpected change from the failed transformation, Tianhe Xueqiong’s powerful cultivation, all of which had been transformed into the purest energy without any difference in nature, had been given the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to transmute her qualities.

  As her whole body was filled with a huge amount of energy, this made Asuka’s physical body extremely strong, and her hands and feet erupted with terrifying strange power, but on the contrary, as long as there was a conduit to allow this energy to determine the type, and slowly vent it out, Asuka’s magic would be as if the water had been drained into the water, and she would be able to have the cultivation of a high-level magician in a single night.

  Of course I won’t be so stupid as to ask her to practice light magic again, although it’s true that because of her previous foundation, her flesh is easy to accept light magic and the burden of using it is less, but then the chances of her healing the old wounds in her brain and regaining her memories will be relatively higher, and I’ll be damned if I don’t end up being shredded into pieces by that time.

  In my heart, I am still planning some bad ideas. There is no impermeable wall in the world, and there is no eternal secret, I don’t dare to hope that Ah Xue will be this stupid for the rest of her life, even if she doesn’t return to her memory, in the future there is still a possibility that she will be found out by the people of CiHangJing Temple, therefore, I have to think of a foolproof plan.

  As the Magus of CiHangJing temple, the Holy Maiden of Light who will most likely take over the entire CiHangJing temple in the future, but she has practiced an evil and ferocious black magic, coupled with the blood sins that stained her hands during the period when she practiced black magic, even if she wanted to turn back, CiHangJing temple would not be able to accept a dark mage to rejoin the sect, in this way, the Heavenly River XueQiong even if she was completely ruined. This is my backstory, a backstory that even if she kills me, she still has to die with me.

  I am a very good at holding grudges, after I have formed a relationship, as long as I catch the opportunity, my means of revenge will be all pervasive, at first in Nalivia, even Witch such a bold scum, are because of this taboo, and not willing to have a conflict with me. Leng Linglan and Tianhe Xueqiong this kind of public humiliation me, just think of it, hate straight to want to stomp and pound on the wall, now the opportunity to send itself to my hands, which is not good use of the reason.

  Moreover, imagining the degradation process of turning a saintly woman into a magical woman is not surprisingly pleasurable, it’s not only the joy of successful revenge, but also the satisfaction of making something perfect fall apart, just thinking about it makes me sneer with glee.

  “Hmph! Hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph ……”

  “Yoho, Master, why are you smiling so oddly? Your hands are shaking, your neck is shaking, and even your shoulders are shaking. Xiao Zi said that you’re laughing like a toad that’s about to die.” Asuka frowned and asked in confusion, “What does a dying toad mean? Does it mean very happy?”

  He was just enjoying the devilish feeling that he was manipulating everything, but the atmosphere was spoiled by this stupid girl’s question, and he was about to retaliate in a rude manner when he was startled to realise the abnormality in her words.

  “Asuka, what did you just say, you and this beast …… you and Violet can communicate? Do you understand its words?”

  Asuka nodded her head in agreement, indicating that from the previous few days, she could gradually understand the meaning in Violet’s voice, and smiled and cuddled with Violet in a sweet master and pet manner.

  Never mind, strange things happen every year, and this year is particularly common. It was probably easier for an Orc to understand the words of a beast than a human.

  In fact, it shouldn’t be difficult to get Asuka to practice black magic, it’s just that I haven’t found a way yet. Perhaps the Asuka in front of me is a sincere expression of her inner nature, but the Tianhe Xueqiong that I encountered at first was as cold as ice and frost, according to her kind of cold look, it seems that as soon as she wants to kill the evil people she identified, most likely she will not be soft, and such a killing nature, and the character needed for black magic is just a hair’s breadth away. CiHangJingTian can train people to be like this, there is no reason why I can’t do it.

  With that, I did everything I could to try and get Asuka somewhat entrenched in black magic before we entered the Piper’s Lane, but the results were still nothing until we left the rainforest.