I was flying.

And crying.

But flying, none the less.

For a solid ten seconds before my body made full contact with the water, and then the icing on top, the hard sand.

I couldn't force the air back into my lungs as I broke surface, because I literally just had the shit kicked out of me.

I crawled to the beach and laid on my back, trying to pull air in and out of my body, while my brain was telling everything else to abort fucking mission.

I rolled over and finally was able to suck some air into my lungs.

That son of a bitch.

I sat up and looked at where he was, a small little dot among the waves.

That didn't stop the bird I flipped him.

I turned away and pushed my sopping wet hair out of face and continued crawling further onto the beach where the trees reached the sand.

I'm going to need a therapist, I'm also going to sue the shit out of him once this is over for fucking distress.

I winced and looked down at my side which looked slightly better from grained cheese, to sliced cheese. It looked like it was slightly mending itself which I can only guess is from Blake electrocuting the shit out of me.

It still hurt like a bitch, but it originally hurt like an ass so I'll take the upgrade.

"Jesus Christ" I muttered to myself as I stood up and limped into the trees.

Hopefully there isn't another big ass cat here, because I just might let it eat me this time.

I continue through the trees knowing exactly where the house was that we stayed at, after I finally made it to the clearing, I damn near died from happiness.

I limp-ran into the house and started thanking Buddha. My eyes were immediately drawn to the small boat that was in the back of the house.

I should probably .... go take a shower, wash my hair, eat a little.

Yea I need to feel good in order to help that huge asshole, I can't deal with him in my weakened and dirty state.

A small smile graced my lips, most definitely going to take a quick shower.



Blake's POV

I'm going to fucking murder her.

Turn her inside out, eat her heart, and then hang her from the ceiling.

I've been sitting here wading water for a full hour and 45 minuets.

I've counted, because for every minuet I'm going tug a strand of her beautiful hair out of her thick dumb skull.

Mixed feelings, I know.

I growled in anger and punched the tenth shark that had tried to take a bite of me, she was right about one thing.

I could feel she was doing something dumb, purposefully delaying her time to come get me, which made the water around me bubble.

I punched the shit out of another shark, causing it to immediately drop to the bottom of the ocean dead.

I've got anger issues.

Only her. I could only allow her to treat me like this, to allow her to manipulate me like I would manipulate others. She was my fucking karma with a side of nice ass and tits.

But this is what I deserve, I knew one day the universe would send me a curve ball for trying to destroy everyone.

She was punishment.

I knew this, because I would die for her. Give up everything for her. Save for her.

It honestly makes me throw up in my mouth, but it was the truth. She was glorious, beautiful, so stupid and dumb, yet so pure and shinning.

I couldn't even fucking explain her correctly, what Ii felt correctly.

When she mentioned saying 'I Love You' I realized I was already partially there. I cared, which meant there was only a down hill battle from here.

Some how she managed to grab on to me and drag me down with her. It made me nauseous just to think of it, but it was true.

Which only caused me to seethe in anger as another five minuets passed.

I'm going to shove her face into an oven and put that bitch on high, I'm that pissed.

I may like her, but I was who I was, and I knew eventually when she realized I wouldn't change she'd leave, like everyone did. So why even try for her, she couldn't accept me for who I was, so there was no reason to try.

Yet, for some reason she'd stayed so far. But she hadn't seen what I truly am yet, who I truly was inside.



After this she won't need to because I'm going to kill her this time. Just close my eyes and push, she'd kill herself the rest of the way.

I heard a sound from my left and turned and looked, I saw a small motor boat come up to the island and dock. Ten large men jumped out of the boat, all looking like they worked for 'Minions R' Us'- need some minions? Because we've got them!

I continued to watch these ten bulks to meat waddle off the boat then all stand around and look at each other and shrug.

Jesus, guess someone got the discounted ones.

I sighed as I watched them walk into the brush of the jungle, most likely heading for the dumb whore I'd thrown an hour and ... ten minuets ago.

I started to slightly wade that way, but then stopped. She's a big girl, she can handle herself.

I'm going to let this play out, let he get a little taste of her own medicine, besides there's no way in hell I could swim there fast enough to get to her.

Let this dumbass figure it out for herself, see how she likes being left to the sharks.

I laid back and stared up at the sky relaxing and allowing myself to float on top of the waves.

If I had whiskey and some music this would be life, wonder how little miss dumbass is doing?

...Actually no I don't.

Katrina's POV

"What do you mean? ... When you nod your head yes but you wanna say no! What do you mean?!" I sang at the top of my lungs as I swung my hips on beat to the song.

I shoved some more chips down my throat and smiled.

This was the life, would Blake most likely yank my intestines out through my ass?

Yes.

Did I care? No.

I deserve this, so much.

"Wanna argue all day, making love all night, first your up then your down then your between. I really wanna know ... what do you mean?"

I continued dancing around in a pair of boxer shorts and a tang top I'd found.

It was amazing.

Until out the corner of my eye I saw the bushes moving ... what the hell?

I quickly turn off my music and throw my chips down. What was that?

Just then a large body broke through the trees and made direct eye contact with me.

Ohhhh shit, that is a large man, and I think it is time to go.

I turn around and run directly into another large body. I take a large step back to look up and see the large and chiseled face of a rock man.

We stared at each other and blinked for five seconds before I screeched at the top of my lungs, causing him to panic and fall backwards.

I didn't need any other signs from God that he wanted me to run, so I jumped over the large body and hauled ass ... right into another large body.

"Jesus Rick, you were suppose to grab her!" The deep menacing voice of another rock sized man rumbled, as it wrapped its arms around me locking me down into a hold.

"She screamed damnit, I think I peed myself" he said sitting up off the ground, giving us a clear view of the fact that he did pee himself.

Who the fuck sent dumb ass rocks after me?

"God, is it running down your leg?" the one holding me asked completely disgusted.

"No ... I'm still peeing I can't stop it" apparently Rick said as he just stared down at his crotch watching the wet stain grow.

What the fuck?

The man from outside and many other come bumbling in most of them tripping as they came through the door.

"Rick! You pissed yourself again!?" another one grumbled as he yanked another pair of pants out of a bag.

Jesus this wasn't the first time.

"Where's the girl?!" another bellowed as someone handed Rick some pants.

I looked on baffled as he looked at me and continued for his question to be answered.

"I'm holding her!" the one holding me down said, sounding like the smartest one here. Someone literally sent bricks for brains to capture me.

I'm so offended. I can't even put it into words.

I struggled in his grasp, dumb but so strong. "Who sent you pack of losers?" I sneered as I continued struggling to escape.

One gasp stomped right up to me and plucked me in my damn forehead like a fucking dog. His meaty fingers made full hard contact with my forehead I winced and pulled away in shock.

"Don't talk to us like that!" the sensitive one yelled.

Someone thinks I'm a literal moron.

No words to express how offensive this pack of dipshits are to my intelligence.

"Who sent you to take me?!" I screamed.

They blinked at me in confusion, "take you?" they asked.

I blinked back ... "yes as in who hired you?" I asked them.

They all chuckled, "Ohhh you mean who asked us to get you?! This man named Shadow" Rick said as he pulled his new pants on.

My mouth dropped. "Are you kidding me?!" I hissed, I am so insulted. "What did he say about Blue Doom?" I asked them curious, he must think that Blake is the true dumbass not me.

They scratched their heads before one remembered, "He said don't even look in his direction, something about hypnotizing us with his eyes and wit" one stammered out.

"No! He said wheat!" another one argued back.

Nope definitely sent the dumb asses for me, honestly I deserve fucking assassins and mercenaries, hell maybe even CIA.

Not stupids for hire!

Okay so I obviously need to show everyone that I'm the true mastermind and I deserve missiles and atomic bombs not ten meat sacks.

Game on Shady Shadow Man.

"Okay ... just take me to the boat" I said effectively ending their argument over weather it was wheat or wit.

Jesus.



Blake's POV

I'd been in this water for an hour and forty five fucking minuets, but its fine, I started punching more sharks and made I little rest station out of their dead bodies.

Katrina is dead, I'm going to kill her then bring her back from the dead only to kill her again.

I quickly sit up when I hear the sound of voices off the island. My powers weak, but still useful. I turn and watch as Katrina breaks through the bush looking pissed, yet clean and full. That little bitch.

This ought to be interesting.

I watched as she pretended to collapse, once she saw where the boat was docked. The dumb idiots immediately let her go and took a step back thinking she was dead.

Honestly, she's the worst actor as she peeks one of her eyes open to see what the men were doing.

One walked up to her and used a stick to poke her side.

She suddenly grabbed the stick, yanked it bring the guy closer then kicked him in the face causing him to go flying back into the rest of the men.

She looked on in shock as she quickly screamed 'Sorry!' before throwing the stick at the closest one to her and then hauling ass towards their boat.

They were all quickly trying to get back up, but were in a tangled mess of meaty limbs.

God, someone sent complete morons to catch her.

... Makes sense, and you save a dollar for the cheaper minions.

I watched in amazement as Katrina literally trips over nothing and face plants into the sand before crawling back up and rushing into the water towards the boat.

She quickly jumps in and starts it, and starts making her way towards me, not before turning around and flipping off her almost captors screaming, "Next time sent the fucking FBI, Bitches!!" she screeches.

She quickly pulls up next to me with a small nervous smile, as I climb into the boat.

"Scale of one to ten, how mad?" she asked me.

I walked up to her and yanked her towards my soaking wet body by her waist. I could hear her heart beat galloping in her chest as I kept my face neutral.

Little did she know what she actually did to me.

I tilted my head down next to hers, dragging my lips across her skin making her shutter.

"Fucking ten" I growled before grabbing the back of her hair with my other hand and slamming her face into the steering wheel of the boat.

I watched in wonder as her eyes quickly closed and she fell to the floor of the boat unconscious.

I grabbed her foot and pulled her to the end of the boat and left her body on the ground.

She really was beautiful, she looked tired and bruised, but like a goddess none the less. I smiled down at her unconscious body, there was something wrong with me. I knew it, and when she woke up and realized I slammed her head into a steering wheel she'll know it too.

But for now, I'm going to enjoy the silence.

I rip my mask off and peel myself out of my soaking wet and ripped suit, starting the boat up again.

Everyone is a little insane, I just happen to be completely fucking crazy ... and evil. Can't forget evil. I smiled and laughed to myself as I sped off in the boat.