I know some people have shit luck.
And I consider myself one of those people.
I blinked back at the fucking model like figure who was dreamily staring at the man I was currently having mixed emotions about, but one thing I didn't have mixed up, was the bitch belonged to me.
I looked her up and down again.
Times like these, I swear, I wish Blue had shittier taste in women.
Because when I say this woman standing dead in front of me was beautiful, I mean model beautiful.
It hurts to admit it, but if he did ever leave me for her.
That was an L, I would be forced to swallow with at least the small comfort that she's a solid twenty times more beautiful than me.
Even if deep down, I can't truly believe that statement, some part of it is true.
She was just staring at him, which in turn forced me to turn around and look at him.
All this time I thought if Ana was my biggest competitor then I was going to win this game. But with this bitch appearing, I'd have to up my play from a 7 to a solid 14.
I looked up at Blue, the shock still on my face, as he stared back at the gorgeous woman in front of us.
"Diane?" I muttered looked up at him in a daze.
He peered down at me, only slightly nodding before turning around to look at the angel of a woman again.
I turned back to look at her, even more blown away than the first time I had made eye contact with her.
She not only looked like an angel, but she seemed to calming.
An actual nice woman.
Which was even more baffling.
For all the shit I throw at Ana, I can at least see a common aspect between us.
We both were a bit ... crude, and could act a bit crazy when the situation needed it.
This woman was the complete opposite of that.
She seemed like she could be a first grade teacher, super kind and sweet. Quiet and understand, like a utter nurturer.
Something I didn't even know Blue found attractive.
Yet, here was a clear example that he was.
He hadn't even muttered the woman's name in my presence since we first met. That girl who Pony had said was his girlfriend, or at least a fuck buddy.
I never really cleared on the details, because he had pretty much all but dismissed her as someone he used.
But who could use the woman in front of me?
No one.
Thats who.
"Blake, I've been searching for you for months now. You haven't returned my calls" she said, her voice literally sounded like flowers falling into a meadow.
We were both still gaping at her.
"I've missed you, Blake" she added on, her eyes solely focused on him, almost like she was pretending I wasn't there.
Blue coughed, "sure ... uh Diane, what are you doing here ... like that?" he asked her, his voice taking on a calmer note than I had ever heard.
What in the world is happening?
"I- well, I cam here for you, of course" she smiled kindly.
There was a solid tense second.
"Cut the shit" Blue's annoyed voice shot out from behind me, causing both her and I to look at him in shock.
I was staring at his annoyed face, when the light sound of deranged laughing touched my ears, causing me to swivel around back towards the gorgeous woman.
Except, instead of that kind, loving look that previously was on her face was now occupied by a cruel smirk, her eyes narrowed, and she was slowly transforming.
Blue sighed again behind me.
What in the hell is happening?
Her form seemed to haze in and out of focus. I watched in sick amazement as her whole form transformed.
Her skin darkened beautifully, her long hair shrunk before turning into a gorgeous curl pattern, her legs elongated til she was a good two heads taller than me. Her form grew twice as curvy, until before me stood an actual model.
Not the kind sweet one, but one who makes men trip over themselves, breathing hard, turning them into wild animals.
I could only fucking blink at her.
Am I losing my mind?
She peeped her dark brown, nearly red eyes down at me, a cocky smile now on her face.
The fuck?
Blue gave another tired sigh from behind me.
"Well, well, this has to be the longest I've ever stood in front of you with my clothes on, Blake. I can't say that I like it" she said, but her eyes never left mine.
And it clicked.
Ana for all her annoying attributes, and bitchy attitude, the bitch was actually more of a hero than a villain.
This woman in front of me, was a complete villain.
She wouldn't just sit down and take shit, no she was going to stand up and hit back. She was like Blue.
Could dish out as much shit as she could take, hell, even enjoyed the game.
She was a female version of Blue.
Which meant the game about to be played wasn't one filled with stinging insults, or even just outwitting each other.
This was a game of fucking crazy.
Which bitch was crazier.
I had what she wanted, which meant she wasn't just willing to try to hurt my ego, or make me insecure.
No.
She was fully prepared to drop my dead body into a river if that meant I was out of the picture.
Just great.
"You should go" Blue said, his chest pressing into my back.
He knew the bitch was crazy, and he was nervous if I would be able to take it.
She tilted her head, "not nice Blue, but he's right" she smirked down at me, "you should go" she finished, that cocky asshole smile on her face.
I could help but laugh.
To think I thought this bitch would go for a truly nice person.
Stupid of me.
I tilted my head to look up at her, "oh I don't think he was talking to me. Actually, from the feel of it, I know he wasn't talking to me" I winked as her smile slipped off her face. "But it was so nice of you to drop by, Dina, really it was. But I think I've got everything handled on this side of the door, so you can just leave. Don't come back" I finished.
Her eyes flashed, as she fully decided to look me up and down.
Finally taking a peak at her competition.
"Who do you think you are?" she hissed.
"I know I'm the girl about to be in his bed. Also know I'm the girl telling you to get the fuck out of my sight, and away from him before we have to take this to a level you don't want to go to, trust me" I snapped back over at her.
I don't know exactly what it was that was putting me on this level of aggression, but lets be honest.
The bitch was un-fucking-believably gorgeous.
I wasn't going down without a fight.
Maybe with Ana, I always knew in the back of my mind I could take her, so I didn't necessarily have to be this mean to her.
But with Diane?
I was ready to start peeing on Blue if that meant she would take twenty steps back.
She chuckled darkly, taking a step closer, "you may have him now, love, but just wait. He always comes back to me, where he belongs".
I yawned, "if you're trying to impress try a bit harder. But until then" I looked her up and down, "might want to try perfecting that chest, love. One looks like a cantaloupe, and the other looks like a grape" her jaw dropped, "now you can stand here if you like and listen" I gave her a shits eater grin, "we tend to get loud enough anyway, should hear us perfectly through the door. Bye" I finished before swinging the door hard, letting it slam loudly in her face.
I turned to Blue, my eyes narrowed on his huge grin.
"I know you're probably feeling some type of way right now" he started, looking insanely fucking amused, "but you should know that just gave me the biggest bone-"
I shoved him backwards, as he barely swayed and threw his head back and laughed at me.
"Shut up" I pouted as I stood in front of him, while he laughed his ass off.
Ugh, being in love fucking sucks. When he laughs like that all I want to do is smile, even though I want to punch him in the face.
I glare even as my traitorous lips tilt upwards.
He reached forward and tried to grab me, even as I dodged, "that was pretty fucking sexy, Katty" he purred as he continued to reach for me.
I still pouted, "why didn't you tell me about her?" I groaned, still annoyed even though it was fading fast with his happy mood.
He finally snatched me into his grip, tugging me closer to his chest, "pretty sure I did tell you about her, if I remember correctly you had a shit fit ... oh wait, I was ousted by Pony, but you still knew about her" he smirked.
I glared up at him as he pushed his fingers into my hair, pulling, making my chin tilt up and face him, "I'm talking about you not telling me the bitch is a fucking twenty on a scale out of ten" I hissed up annoyed as his continued to just smile down at me. He gave another sharp tug on my hair, "or that she was you with a fucking vag, evil as shit!" I continued while he simply smiled down at me.
His stupid eyes were pretty much sparkling as he just stared at me, that huge smile on his face.
"She's not prettier than you" he shrugged, "so I didn't think that mattered, and she's evil, but I think you have her beat on the crazy scale. Besides, I haven't even thought of her" he muttered as he leaned down at brushed his lips against my forehead.
"You haven't?" I asked quietly, secretly loving how he said she wasn't prettier than me.
"Nope" he smirked, trailing his nose down the side of my face, towards my lips, "at least not since I've seen you naked" he smirked.
And he ruined it.
I pressed my hands into his face and pushed him away from, "you douche bag" I snort, "thats not what I wanted to hear" I said as I rolled my eyes at him, while his chest rumbled with laugher against my own.
He smirked, still staring down at me, "what do you want to hear then".
At shit ton of stuff about why I am better than her.
I shrug, "I guess the truth" I reply.
He gives me a knowing look like he knows exactly what I'm thinking, "you are twenty times more beautiful than her, a little less annoying than her" he winked, the bitch, "you have a better ass" I glared, "you're much better in bed" I punched him in the chest, as he chuckled darkly, "any day of the fucking week, I'd rather spend my day with you rather than her. You make me happier than her. You have a better smile, and I have the best adventures with you, not her" he finished with an assholes smirk like he knew that melted my heart.
And my panties.
... and he was right.
I sighed, he wins this round, "fine. Fine. I'm over it" I sigh defeated.
He smirks, "can I get a kiss now? See? I even asked, like a little bitch".
I give him a dead look, "no".
He groans, "well why the fuck not?"
I shrug, "because I'm only a little less annoying than her, remember?" I mocked him.
"See. This is why I can't be nice to you, Katty. Fuck it, I'm taking my kiss" he snapped.
I narrowed my eyes up at him, but before I could even move he had me pinned against the door. His lips on mine, not even a second later.
And it was heaven.
It was like not having chocolate for a whole year, then finally getting that taste after all that time.
The sparks, those damned sparks, shot through my body like spires. His hands gripped me tightly as his mouth devoured my own, fighting for the dominance he wanted.
His lips tasted perfectly, even as he devoured me, he someone still tasted sweet.
I gripped him tighter, pulling his body closer, to mine, letting myself be fully swept away in him. In his love.
He smirked as I moan slipped from between my lips before he slowly pulled back.
His eyes searched mine as he kept his face close, our heavy breathing mixing together, our souls seeming to twine closer and closer like knots in a rope.
Fuck it.
I smiled, bright and hard at him, even as I struggled to catch my breath, I smiled.
His nose tapped my slightly as his lips tilted up, "I missed you" I whispered to him.
He chuckled, "I fucking missed you too" he smirked, going in for another kiss.
I turned my head sideways, forcing his lips to kiss the bottom of my jaw. He groaned in annoyance as he pulled back, "what?" he groaned.
I turned back to him, "we aren't having sex".
He groaned like a child, "why not?"
I smirked, "I'm still haven't fully forgiven you, and after meeting that retched whore, I need to do some soul searching. You have terrible taste in women" I replied.
His head dropped into my chest, "why do you hate me?" he groaned, "please? I'll just put it in this much" he cried as he lifted his fingers to show me how much 'this much' is.
I snorted as I pushed him off of me, "I hate you and no. Go take a cold shower, I guess we can just tell the others in the morning".
He paused, "take a shower with me?" he asked looking down at me hopefully.
"Nope" I smirked.
"You take a shower, and I sit on the sink and watch" he tried.
I shook my head, "you have shit self restraint", I laughed at him.
He groaned, "fucking Diane. I would have had you legs around my-"
"Blue!"
"-by now if it wasn't for her" he continued, as he stepped away from me and yanked his shirt off, showing me that wonderful body and making my mouth go dry. "She ruins everything, I told you she set one of my cars on fire once, right?" he continues as he pulls off his pants, leaving him in nothing but those sinfully tight briefs.
Did it just get hotter in here?
"And now she's pissed you off, I can't even fucking win" he snapped to himself, as he steps towards me and in one hard yank, has literally ripped my clothes to shreds leaving me in nothing but my bra and underwear.
"Blue! What-" I get cut off from my shock as he picks me up before launching me five feet into the air, before I crash into the soft mattress.
Not a second later he is climbing into bed with me.
His pout still on his handsome face as he slips beneath the covers pulling me under with him.
He faces me only for a second, his hand trails my cheek before he turns around, giving me his back.
My body pretty much moves on autopilot as I press closer to his back, my one leg going over his hip, where his hand is waiting to grip my thigh. My other leg slipping between the two of his as I snuggle closer to him, placing my face right into the corner of his neck. My arm wounding under his to his chest, where he intertwines our finger, putting my hand directly over his heart.
Its silent for a second as nothing but our breath mingles.
"I knew you liked me being the big spoon" I whisper as I chuckle.
I can feel his small chuckle that moved through his chest, to his back, then into my chest, "shut up, go to sleep, Katty" his deep voice mutters as he pulls me closer to him.
My eyes close as the calm runs over me.
The small sparks wrapping around the both of us like a sheet as we fall asleep together.
The best feeling running through my whole body as everything slowly shuts down and I finally find myself in the one place I ached to be.
In this dark room, wrapped in one another so tightly, we are nearly one, its where I finally find it. A small piece of my heart melts back.
Perfection.