Legend: (Y/N) - Your Name (L/N) - Last Name

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(Author's POV)

Stocking walks upstairs, heading to her room. You just laid back and relaxed on this semi-comfortable couch, getting ready to sleep.

Tatsumatsu: Couldn't believe you told her your secret already. Chapter one of all chapters.

(Y/N): Well I did promise her I was going to tell them where I came from. Plus I'm pretty sure she was not going to leave me alone until she finds out.

Tatsumatsu: Well that's fine, if you trust her, then I'm alright with that. So, can't wait for tomorrow, eh?

(Y/N): Hell yeah I am. Two angels and a human? What could possibly go wrong?

Tatsumatsu: Everything.

(Y/N): Exactly~

(a quick timeskip brought to you by Stocking eating a pile of candy)

It was still early in the morning, and everyone was still aslee-

(BAM!)

Oh. Well I guess everyone's awake now.

Panty and Stocking fell into the living room, causing you to suddenly wake up groggily, annoyed, and somewhat tired. You were able to make out the black afro guy from the beginning of last chapter, standing tall in front of the two angel sisters.

(Y/N): (rubs eyes) Dude... What the hell man?

???: Good morning, angels!

He then looks over to you with a confused expression.

???: And who are YOU exactly?

(Y/N): I'm just a guy helping those two out. Don't mind me.

Tatsumatsu: Umm... Who is he again?

Oh, right. Umm...



GARTERBELT

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Alright good to know.

Garterbelt: ...Alright whatever. Now listen up! I could see that our angels are making a habit of taking a fall.

Panty: Ugh... You're the one who pulled the rug from under us, you fucking priest!

Stocking: God, you better have a good reason for waking us up so early.

(Y/N): Yeah I was in the middle of my beauty sleep. So if it's not going to be anything important then I'm going back to sleep to regain my thirty remaining minutes of fucking relaxation.

Garterbelt: (raises right hand) But of course, on God's oath. Now go and make yourselves presentable.

After a quick wake up call, the trio made there way to the front chair where Garterbelt always lectures the angel sisters what their tasks are. Since there wasn't enough space for the three of you, you just sat next to Stocking on the armrest.

Garterbelt: Now listen closely. We have another alarming situation in our hands.

Panty: What? There's another crap-monster on the loose?

Panty was picking her ear, Stocking was casually licking on a ice cream cone, and you were just dazing at the ceiling.

All of you don't give a shit, in a nutshell.

Garterbelt: Your potty mouth is pretty alarming... But, I was talking about something else.

So Chuck-



CHUCK

-pulled out a man that was standing behind Garterbelt. He was an old, pale, egg-shaped man with a tuxedo and a red tie



Garterbelt: This man is a principal of Daten City High. He's our client this time.

Panty: He sure is one gloomy-looking old fossil.

(Y/N): Yeah, I bet he's as old as the Humpty Dumpty rhyme himself. Totally takes the part in it too.

Stocking giggled slightly at your little remark, but everyone else ignored it. The tiny old man frantically started sputtering his situation.

Principal: Th-There's bern a spree of students going missing at our school! I contacted the police, but they are completely baffled!

(Y/N): Police are pretty dumb nowadays. I mean take a look at George Floyd and how that shit affected the world.

Stocking: ...Ahem. Anyways, so you're expected it was a ghost doing all of this?

Principal: It has to be the work of the devil! Oh holy angels, please save our school!

The principal clings onto Panty's leg for a possibility of accepting his dire of need. And she just literally kicked the man as if he was a soccer ball.

Panty: Yeah yeah... It's not like we have a choice in the matter.

Garterbelt: You bet! Now, go forth! I command you to infiltrate this cursed school! However, you must be careful to kot draw any attention to yourselves.

Tatsumatsu: Something tells me that this "infiltration" isn't going to be as stealthy as I imagine.

(scene break)

Daten City High

In the halls of Daten City High are students chatting to one another. Some are looking into lockers, some are even getting bullied. A typical high school after all.

(CRASH!!!)

Well... Until you three came along.

Stocking's car crashed into the building, knocking over a couple of students. A red carpet rolled out by the car. The sisters have some sunglasses on, while you just readjusted your normal ones.

Student A: Who are they?!

Student B: Rich kids!

Student C: Gods!!!

Panty: No, we're angels.

(Y/N): But you were close. I AM your lord and savior.

Stocking: Panty, do you even understand what the word "infiltrate" means?

Tatsumatsu: I had a FUCKING feeling this was gonna happen.

The three of you started walking down the hallway. Many of the students bystanders were taking photos with their phones and cameras.

Panty: Man, there isn't much of a difference between schools down here and schools up in heaven.

Stocking: How would you know? You barely ever went to class.

Panty: Well a girl like me ain't gonna suit the cheap panties known as school.

Stocking then pulls out a folded sheet of paper that contained a map of the entire school.

Stocking: Let's just make this quick then.

(Y/N): Let's see here... There's a science lab on the second floor, a music room in this corner here, and apparently the cafeteria is-

???: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

You looked up ahead to see a person running down the hall with bees covering its entire body.

Panty: Hey Stockin'. I've already found somewhat suspicious.

Stocking: A little WAY too suspicious.

Panty pulls out her gun and shot at the bees. They were shot off from the body to reveal a boy with glasses, puffy orange hair, and a green ghost busters suit. He apparently had a hive stuck in his hair.



BRIEFERS "BRIEF" ROCKERS

Somebody stuck their leg out and decided it would be funny to trip the boy, even though he was already bombarded with bees. You sighed as you got in front of him and caught him before his face skidded on the ground.

Panty: Tch.

Stocking: Fucking kid.

You ignored their remarks and helped the boy back up.

(Y/N): You alright dude?

Brief: Yeah... Thanks.

(Y/N): No problem.

His eyes widen when he looked right pass you and saw Panty with both hands behind her head. He gawked at the sight of her beauty.

(Y/N): Anyways you need to get going. Now hurry along now before you get hurt again.

But he kept his eyes on Panty, completely dazed by her beauty. It was so bad that he didn't watch where he was going, and bumped into someone.

Well actually... Into multiple people.

There were pink uniformed football players, followed by cheerleaders on top with a throne in the middle, and a blond, long haired girl sitting on the said throne.



BARBY

???: Oh Brief... Where were you planning on taking those little bees that I left with your care?

Students: The queen! It's Barby!

Brief: I-I-I'm really, really s-sorry!!! It wasn't me, I swear!

Panty walks over next to you with a cooing expression. Stocking follows suite.

Panty: Aww... Why did you take it off, (Y/N)? (looks at Barby) Wait... Who are you?

Barby: I see some new faces. Well I don't care if you're transfer students or not. You won't last long here in my school if you defy my will.

Panty: YOUR school?

(Y/N): She's really getting on my nerves.

Tatsumatsu: Can we kill her? Can we, can we?! I want to fucking smack that bitch's face in!

Stocking: Doesn't this school belong to that joke of a principal?

Barby: In name only. In reality, this school belongs to me, Queen Barby. Understood?

The students on the sidelines cheered for Barby, since she's pretty much the "idol" of this school at this point.

(Y/N): (mutters) This is reminding me of a fucking thick eyebrowed lady that I JUST got over.

Barby: Oh that reminds me... You, with the gray jacket.

She points to you, which made you raise your eyebrow.

(Y/N): Hmm?

Barby: I will give you a chance. Join me, and we could rule this school together! Every queen need a king, right? You shall have everything you desi-



(Y/N): I refuse.

Barby: H-Huh?

(Y/N): One of the things I, (Y/N) (L/N), like the most is to find someone who thinks they're some hot shit, and say 'No' right to their faces! Which includes you, pussy hair fat bitch.

Barby: What did you just call me?!

(Y/N): You heard what I said, Barbie Doll. Let's go Stocking, Panty. I just had enough of this bitch.

Stocking: Agreed.

Panty: Mhm.

You three strolled right passed the Barby tower and head straight on ahead down the hall. Her purple eye twitches as she glares at the trio waltzing down to class.

Barby: You are going to PAY for insulting me...

And so for the next few days, our trio has been pulling up a storm in the school, rising with popularity by every second that passes. As for Barby, all of the fangirls and fanboys that she had slowly dissipated and fell for you and the Anarchy sisters.

But Barby ain't gonna back down without a fight.

In chemistry class, she swapped one of the chemicals Panty was holding for deadly acidic one. You were able to catch on that though, and you weren't pleased to say the least.

As Panty sneezes though, the chemical flew right into the air towards Brief. He felt a giant shove when you pushed him away just in time for the chemical to splat on the ground and melt through the floor.

Brief: W-Woah...

(Y/N): You okay, Brief?

Brief: Yeah... Thanks for saving me again, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Just try to be more careful.

In the background, Barby was clenching her teeth in anger. She also managed the break a glass beaker in her hand while doing so.

It didn't end there though.

In gym, Barby tried to impress some students by showing them her cheerleading performance. While that's great in all, they then all notice a giant buff men mountain next to them, with Panty laying right in top of them.

More men marched over to her with refreshments, causing Barby's tower to crumble down. She glares at Panty with multiple girls on top of her.

It goes even further the next day when Stocking was paired up against her with some simple baton twirling. Barby went first, and it was some pretty easy twirls and stuff, but she did it.

As for Stocking, she had experiences with her stripe blades, so she had no trouble of twirling two batons at lightning speed.

Barby scowled at her, but not until she heard the sounds of her clothes getting sliced off. Stocking's twirling actually had enough force to rip Barby and her fangirls' clothes to shreds.

Barby: This... Means war.

You were on the bleachers to see all of this happening.

Tatsumatsu: She really is something, ain't she?

(Y/N): (nods) Mhm. Not bad if I do say so myself.

...

(Y/N): Alright I'm getting bored. Cue the scene break, Author-Kun.

(scene break)

With enough time, Barby became literally nonexistent to most of the school, while Stocking, you, and Panty became the new rulers of Daten City High.

The camera switches over to four boys going into their lockers to get their books for their next class.

Friend A: Nobody's been paying any attention to Queen Barby ever since Panty, Stocking, and (Y/N) arrived.

Friend B: Right? It's like she never existed.

Friend C: H-Ha. We can just toss the fallen queen into the trash.

He takes a small figurine of Barby and tosses it into a bin filled with many other Barby merchandise.

Friend D: Comrades! It's time to crown the new rulers, Panty, Stocking, and (Y/N)!

Friend D opens his locker to reveal a collection of many merchandise of you, Stocking, and Panty. Whether it be photos, action figures, plushies, or stickers, he's got it all.

Friends A, B, and C: Wooooooow...

???: And who exactly is this "fallen queen" exactly?

A giant shadow appeared behind them, causing a dark and cold aura. They all turned around terrified before the screams of the four boys filled through the hall.

And where were you when all of this was going down?

Sex Education.

Teacher: Got it, pipsqueaks?! No sex while you're still in school! Or else you'll die! Doesn't matter what position you're in.

But of course you weren't listening. Neither was Panty and Stocking. Because as you said, one thing that videogames and anime taught you, is that, besides Persona, any game/anime protagonist always aces the test or passes with flying colors. So knowing any actual knowledge right now will be pretty much useless for any personal benefit.

Panty was fiddling around with her figurine, which was giving off the bird.



Panty: Hey Stocking, check this out. This figurine of me is pretty cute, isn't it?

Stocking, who was eating sweets on her desk, and writing into a SWEETS magazine, softly replied.

Stocking: Well, Panty. You seem to be enjoying school.

(Y/N): Aww come on Stocking, she isn't too wrong. I mean look at this plushie that they made of me! They even have a cute little grey jacket accessory for it!

Tatsumatsu: I love the mini Tats on you, it's so adorable!

Stocking: I mean I guess you're right, it does look kinda cute.

When you three weren't paying attention, a condom was being passed around the class for introductions to "safe sex". One was passed to Panty.

Now since she never, and I mean EVER, used protection, this kinda confused her.

Panty: Hmm? What is this, gum?

Yep, she literally just rips it out of the packet and started chewing on it. It even turned into a dildo-shaped bubble when she blew into it.

No pun intended by the way.

???: W-What is this?!

You looked over your shoulder to see Brief freaking the fuck out while facing his phone towards you.

Panty: God, you are loud.

Stocking: Oh, it's Geek boy.

(Y/N): What's wrong Brief?

Brief: I-It's terrible! M-My buddies have been kidnapped!

He showed a picture from an unknown number showing that the friend's locker who had a bunch of merchandise in it got thrashed and destroyed.

The camera cuts over to a minute later to where our trio was looking at the scene of the crime.

Stocking: This is...

(Y/N): Jeez, whoever did this REALLY doesn't like our merch... Aww come on, the perfect (Y/N) has been totally ripped apart!

Tatsumatsu: They even shredded the Tatsumatsu accessory! Oh they are SO going to pay for this!

Brief: It's a ghost! (flailing arms around) It must be a work of a ghost!

Panty: And how exactly can you tell, Geek Boy?

Brief: I know it's hard to believe, but I'm actually a follow of the occult club! Plus my PKE meter is going crazy!

Stocking and Panty: PKE Meter?

(Y/N): You got the looks and the backpack. Jeez you're looking like a bootleg Ghostbusters reject.

(timeskip brought to you by Stocking nibbling on some chocolate cake)

So the past few hours, Brief was trying to use his device to find the ghost that kidnapped his friends. However it wasn't going too well. It was already night time, and Panty and Stocking was already fucking annoyed that they were wasting time.

(Y/N): Uhh, Brief. I trust you and all, but are you sure that device actually works?

Brief: I know the ghost is around here somewhere! I just... Don't understand what's going on...

Panty: (groans loudly) It's no use. Geek boy can't find anything.

Stocking: God, it was stupid for us to trust him.

Panty: I'm getting sick of it!

(Y/N): H-Hey listen, I'm pretty sure he's trying his bes-

(WHACK!)

Panty kicked Brief's device, causing his it malfunction. It explodes and covered him in dust.

???: Oh? Why did it isn't the slutty sister and the playboy everyone's been talking about.

The trio turns around to witness Barby and her army of cheerleaders and football players on the bleachers. The lights of the football stadium blared to finally light up the place.

Panty: (rolls eyes) You again?

Stocking: We're kinda busy right now.

(Y/N): Yeah, so do mind if you fuck off until we're done doing our thing? That'll be really appreciated.

Barby: Did you find what you were looking for?

Panty: Are you deaf? We don't have time to waste on you.

Barby: Oh? I wonder if you'll still say that after I show you this.

She leaps forward and lands onto her group of football players. They then flinged her upwards into the air. Barby then morphed herself into her true form.

A giant fucking bee.



Brief: A r-real ghost!!!

His mouth foams and he passes out on the ground. You didn't have time to worry about him, you had bigger problems to deal with.

Panty: Is this...

Stocking: Yeah, it must be the Ghost that joke of a principal was talking about.

(Y/N): Bees... Why did it had to be fucking bees?

Yeah you never weren't really friends with bees with your past experiences with then.

Barby: I see you're unable to grasp the situation with those trash cans you call brains.

Panty gripped her panties and transformed it into Backlace.

Panty: This fucking Ghost never shuts up!

And Stocking pulls out both of her stockings to activate both Stripe One and Two.

Stocking: We have our own issues to deal with!

While you summoned Blue Buster to your dominant hand.

(Y/N): Tats, get ready.

Tatsumatsu: At your command.

Panty, Stocking, (Y/N), and Tatsumatsu: LET'S DO THIS!!!

Barby: Get them!

A group of football players charged at the trio from all sides. But they took the simple route and just jumped upwards and away from them, causing all of them to crash into each other.

Panty lands, and she finds a conveniently placed football on the ground. She decides to fuck with the players and throw it over their heads.

And they were actually dumb enough to chase after it.

Stocking strikes it back with the blunt side of her sword, and the they all chased after it again. This continued on for a couple more times. You had a shit eating grin with how stupid this plan was actually working.

Barby: They're moving instinctively...

It was then Brief woke up his small nap.

Brief: Huh? Am I dreaming?

Panty: Geek Boy! Heads up!

He then caught the football Panty threw at him. Confusion spread across his face, until he saw a group of football players jumped onto him.

Poor Brief, he doesn't get a break in this anime.

The pile of players groaned in pain as you three made it over to them.

Stocking: Wait a minute...

Stocking taps her sword onto one of the helmets. It causes every helmet to shake, to then turn into giant ghost bees.

Panty: Oh no you don't! You ain't getting away!

She shot all of the bees that attempted to fly away, turning them into dust. The players that had those helmets on looked around confused.

(Y/N): Ah, I see. They all were hypnotized by that bee bitch.

Barby: Shit...

(Y/N): With that being said... Panty! Stocking!

Stocking and Panty: Right!

Panty: Time for an extermination!

Stocking: We won't let any of you escape!

They charged at every football player and cheerleader and killed every last one of those damn bees. This pissed Barby off even more, so she morphed to her final attack.

Barby: This will finish you off! Go, my babies!



She then fired many hornet missiles that targeted straight to you. However, being the careless fuck you are, just sighed to yourself while readjusting your glasses.

(Y/N): I got this one, Stocking.

Stocking: Huh? But (Y/N), that's-!

(Y/N): Maiagaru!

Tatsumatsu: Understood.

A light green glow radiated around your body, signaling the activation of Maiagaru. You shot up into the air and flew straight for the missiles.

(Y/N): Infinity Slash!

Blue Buster sliced any missile that came into your way, leading up to you and Barby face to face.

(Y/N): I. Hate. Bees.

Barby: U-Uhh...

(Y/N): I would've said it was fun, but it wasn't. REPENT!

(SLASH!)

You then swung at her head, completely removing her head from her body. And as usual, the body of the ghost starts shaking violently before exploding.

(KABOOM!)

(Y/N): (smirks) Fatality... Flawless victory.

The church bell rings in the air, and the remains of Barby were blown with wind. She finally made peace with the world, not that you gave a shit though.

Stocking stares with you with an impressed look on her face. You then just landed next to the angel sisters while deactivating Maiagaru.

(Y/N): I got eight of these coins.

Panty: Seriously? Fucking cheap asses.

Stocking: They must've "ate" the rest.

Couldn't have said that better myself.

(Y/N): (sighs) God dammit Stocking.

Stocking: You really don't like bees, huh?

(Y/N): Yeah. I slightly... Dislike them.

Brief ran up to you three in amazement with his arms flailing about.

Brief: P-Panty! I-I never realized you three were a professional Ghost Hunters!

He then continued to ramble on and on about being amazed at us, but Panty wasn't even listening. Instead she was looking at those buff football players that were just regaining their senses.

Panty: Ooooh. Extra large~ I wonder where I should start? It's sexy time~

She then takes off towards the big hunky men. You readjusted your glasses as you look over to Stocking.

Stocking: I've got a really bad feeling about this.

(Y/N): Does she always do that?

Stocking: What do you think?

(Y/N): Jeez... She really is the sin of lust.

The two of you sighed while looking at Panty seducing one of the players.

(Y/N) and Stocking: Yare yare...

And to be "Brief", Panty did get her sexy time that she desired.

She fucked behind the school, and the moon light illuminate her little "session". And Brief, his friends, and the principal were obviously able to see AND hear her.

Principal: Dear God in Heaven, forgive us for our sins!

Brief: W-Woah...

You and Stocking just walked away from the scene, not being bothered to actually wait for Panty to finish her sexy time.

(Y/N): So... Wanna see if they have any ice cream shops open? I could go for some after defeating a giant ass bee.

Stocking: You're paying for it.

(Y/N): And why do I have a sudden feeling I shouldn't have asked that?

The both of you got into Stocking's car and drove away from the scene, looking to find some ice cream to celebrate your victory.

But let's just say that Stocking went a little too overboard with your offer.

(timeskip brought to you by a chibi (Y/N) gawking at Stocking eating three tubs of ice cream)

Not much time has passed since the school incident, but apparently Panty, you, and Stocking was able to have an opportunity to film a movie of their own.

"Sex and the Daten City"

It was mostly about our trio constantly killing ghost like they usually do, but mostly adds more drama and romance into the mix. Not gonna lie though, Panty had more screen time in the movie than both you and Stocking combined.

So this was technically Panty's movie, not the trio.

Panty was mostly getting most of the fame and fortune from the movie. Having fans, money, and all the things she ever wanted. Over time she became one of the most popular celebrities in the world.

Well, what about you and Stocking?

Well both of you are just hanging low from the media, and just been yourselves for the time being.

Stocking was just munching on a flan, while you were just kicking back on the couch replaying the first Plants Vs. Zombies. Because let's be honest, even though it was a pretty cool sequel, EA just HAD to ruin that game.

Stocking: "Innocent and a bit if a tomboy. Completely free of scandal and gossip, she's winning the world over, from kids to the elderly."

(Y/N): She really does know how to hide her true self from the media, doesn't she?

Stocking takes another bite of the sugary sweet, and she shivers in delight.

Stocking: Mmm! This pudding is a winner!

(Y/N): Jesus, you never get tired of sweets do you?

She quickly takes a picture of the flan and posted it on her social blog. As she does this, the doorbell rings.

(Y/N): Oh, that must be her now.

Stocking: God, she's late.

You opened the door to reveal a body guard that was supposed to bring you two to the limo Panty was riding in.

(Y/N): Stocking, you ready?

Stocking: Yeah yeah. I'm coming.

The body guard nods his head and brought you two into inside of the limo, where there was a massive crowd of people surrounding it. You laid back on the comfortable chair while staring at Panty and her paid butlers. Stocking sat next to you and started to pour herself some coffee.

Stocking: Hi Panty. What's up?

(Y/N): Yeah what's going on, Panty?

Panty: Hi guys. Oh yeah, Stocking, I saw your commercial earlier.

She then pulls out a laptop, playing a video of the commercial Stocking was featured in.

It was a commercial for Stocking's business in donuts... With monkeys.



Panty: (laughs loudly) That was so you!

Stocking: Shut up!

(Y/N): I honestly thought it was adorable.

Stocking: Really? W-Wait! You shut the fuck up too!

Stocking retaliates in embarrassment by pushing her left hand onto your face while her face flared pink.

(Y/N): Hey! I didn't do anything! Stop it!

Panty: Well, it's been a while since Stocking did anything. Have you two done anything yet?

(Y/N): (rolls eyes) You always like to assume things, Panty.

Stocking: And for your information, I don't sell myself cheap, unlike a certain whore I know. At least (Y/N) was here to keep me company and buy me sweets.

She poured herself some coffee, poured some cream, and added a FUCK ton of sugar into it while she said that.

(Y/N): I still shudder of how much of a dent you made in my wallet... But anyways we were just hanging low from the media until the movie we made comes out.

Panty: Hah, wait for too long and nobody'll want you, not even Stocking's monkeys.

Stocking: You better not cause any scandals to ruin the movie.

Panty: Of course not, what could possibly go wrong?

Tatsumatsu: Well fuck... That's the last thing ANYONE should say right now. Especially with two angels and a battle-hungry nerd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbhAaDdQFY0

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Author's Note: Heyo! Sorry for not uploading a little sooner.

Persona 4 Golden was just released for the PC, so I wasted NO time by playing the VERY HARD mode they made for the game.

And what can I say? It's amazing as I remembered it.

But anyways, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and I'll see you all in the next one!