Legend: (Y/N) - Your Name (L/N) - Last Name

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Damn he kinda fucked your ass up.

(Y/N): You think?

Our hero was lying in one of the hospital rooms. The doctors mostly treated many of the wounds he suffered from the fight. They also somewhat forced you to put on the hospital gown, which meant you had to take Tatsumatsu off.

(Y/N): It wasn't technically "forced", they just sorta insisted after that little "incident" happened. It was mandatory after all.

Yeah... At first you would've accepted, but Tats wasn't having any of that. She was too damn worried about her partner's condition. So after a small bout with her, Stocking was the one who was holding her in the waiting lounge.

As for Stocking, she was incredibly shocked that you were able to be bested. She knew that you were powerful, but she never knew that your twin had more strength, speed, and durability than him.

So she was obviously worried of how you were feeling. But she also could sense she wasn't the only one feeling anxious.

Stocking: ...Hey. Tats, is that your name?

Tats' eyes widen to hear Stocking trying to communicate with her.

Tatsumatsu: W-Wha-?!

Stocking: So that's your name. Alright, just wanted to make sure.

Stocking's gaze loomed over the entrance of the medical ward, where many of the patients were being mended. Tats was more surprised that she took notice of her.

Stocking: At first, I never really understood why (Y/N) was talking to himself at times. (looks back down at Tats) But I think I know why now. You're the one talking to him, isn't it?

Tatsumatsu: Yeah...

Stocking: I'll take that as a yes. I may not be able to hear you, but your movements explain everything.

Tats metaphorically smiled to herself that she could communicate to someone who couldn't even hear her.

Stocking: You're worried about him, right?

Tatsumatsu: (nods)

Stocking: Yeah, I was wondering why he didn't want to put on that hospital gown at first. (laughs) But... Now I'm talking to you, I can finally understand why he was so scared after that one ghost stole you.

She then looked over at the clock on the wall by the entrance of the hospital. It's been a couple hours since the your fight with your twin, and the doctors really did their best to bring you back around after you passed out in See Through.

Stocking: Honestly though, I am too. I mean, obviously I should be since I'm his girlfriend and all, but then again, I really do love him. He could be really careless, since he craves for adventure and excitement, but I know he knew better when going against his twin. You're one of the reasons he keeps going, huh?

Tatsumatsu: I mean... He always showed me support whenever he joins a fight, but when you say that... I feel like that's the case as well.

Stocking: (giggles) I mean I could just be rambling or some shit, but it at least keeps my mind off of being worried.

???: Ms. Anarchy?

Both females looked up to see a Male doctor with black glasses. He looks down at them with a patient smile.

Stocking: H-How is he?

Doctor: He's alright now. He lost a bit of blood, but he's awake now. Would you like to see hi-

Stocking: YES! I-I mean... Yeah, sure.

Doctor: (chuckles) Alright then, follow me.

He then proceeds to lead Stocking to your hospital room. She quickly thanks him before gently opening the door. You looked up from your phone to see Stocking holding Tats in her arms.

(Y/N): Hey Stocking...

Stocking: Hey...

Tatsumatsu: You're a fucking dumbass for trying to fight him. YOU ALMOST FUCKING DIED GOD DAMMIT!

(Y/N): Yeah I know I know, I almost got killed. No need to fucking nag about it.

Stocking: She just cares about you (Y/N). Besides, you need to be more careful. I-I wouldn't know what I would've done if I lost you...

(Y/N): Yeah... I'm sorry Stocking. You too Tats. I was an idiot lette the anger take over me, and I just went on a rampage to try and kill him. I should've known better to try and take him on too early.

Stocking: (smiles) I'm just glad you're getting better. Did the doctors say anything to you?

(Y/N): They just said they were surprised of my quick recovery. I'm not really sure why my wounds were treated that fast, probably plot armor, but hey, I'm not complaining.

Stocking: Are you feeling better?

(Y/N): Yeah. Some parts are still a little sore, but I'm pretty sure that it'll go away soon enough.

Tatsumatsu: Got any idea when you'll be released from here?

(Y/N): They actually said that I could be released tomorrow morning, which is kinda cool.

Stocking: I wish I could stay here and sleep with you.

(Y/N): Why don't you come over here then? I'm pretty much welcoming you in open arms at this point.

She quickly hung Tats by one of those coat hangers by the door. She quickly gets onto the bed and jumped into your arms. Both of your lips connected, and you two were in a full makeout session. Stocking was actually getting fully dominated by you, and it was getting very heated.

But oxygen was kind of a bitch though, and forced you two to break up the kiss. They both looked into each other's eyes, and they saw only one thing.

Lust.

(Y/N): Have you always been this cute? Or is it just me?

Stocking: (Y/N)...

(Y/N): Yes Stocking?

Stocking: I want you to tie me up and make me your little bitch~

(Y/N): (chuckles) Jeez, you're already getting to the point, huh? You're sounding to sound like Panty a little.

Stocking: (sighs) Maybe we are sisters after all... But I don't care about that!

She grabs you by the shoulders and gazed into your eyes.

Stocking: I want you pin me the fuck down, and just full on dominate me. I'm pretty sure you noticed I'm into that kind of stuff~

(Y/N): (chuckles) I noticed. But enough playing around, I think it's about time I show you what happens when I don't hold anything back~

She then laid back, which kinda forced you to push you lips onto hers. Her hand started to creep into the forbidden zone, and I'm pretty sure us guys know where that is.

Things were really getting heated in that hospital room that night. But then again, this is a non-lemon book. Sorry dudes, no smexy stuff here.

(timeskip brought to you by Minecraft Steve getting into Smash!

because haha funny block man go plop plop.)

You were discharged from the hospital along with Stockkng. Apparently you two were never caught having some sexy time in that room, nor the fact Stocking was sleeping with you overnight.

Panty raised an eyebrow and asked the Stocking where she was last night. After hiding a blush, she just shrugged it off and said that you were in the hospital, so she stayed there to wait.

After that though, it's been pretty smooth sailing for the past two weeks. Stocking and you pretty much dated and killed ghost with each other. She wouldn't have had it any other way. With you on her side, she felt unstoppable.

Speaking of which, let's check on what they're doing right now.

Stocking: REPENT!

(Y/N): Infinity Slash!

(SWOOSH!)

(KABOOOOOM!)

They were pretty much killing a bunch of ghosts that were terrorizing the city. There was no specific type of ghost though, so it's pretty much a free-for-all. The best part for Stocking is that she's getting more heaven coins than usual.

Stocking: There seems to be alot of ghosts running around today.

(Y/N): Yeah, at least we're getting a bunch of heavens.

The car next to you two was shaking violently. You thought it was just another ghost at first, but after a few seconds, it revealed two guys running out of the car barely naked.

Two Dudes: Oh JESUS!

And then stood alone panty, who was keeping track of how many men she fucked into a notebook. You just shook your head and approached the car with Stocking.

Stocking: Panty! Stop fucking around and help us deal with these Ghosts!

No pun intended by the way.

Panty: Ghosts? Please, Stocking. I'm already a busy girl.

(Y/N): Yeah you're pretty much "busy" screwing around and procrastinating. But then again, you're Panty Anarchy, so what else is new?

Panty: Fuck off. In any case, I came up with this secret goal when we landed on the surface.

Stocking: And that would be...?

Panty: A glorious plan to have sex with a thousand men before going back into heaven!

(Y/N): Jesus Christ woman. I've never seen a woman want that much sex in her life until now.

You turned your head when you head the sounds of multiple lightning strikes. It turned out to be the church getting bombarded with lightning strikes.

Stocking: More heaven duties...

(Y/N): Welp, at least this day can't get any less boring. Shall we go, Stocking?

Stocking: (giggles) Yep! Let's shall.

The duo looked at Panty, who was still going at it with multiple men behind a dumpster. They just ignored her and went back without her.

But Panty eventually went with you two, with around five to six men with her. She waved them off goodbye as you and Stocking just rolled your eyes. However, your eye rolling was interrupted by the sounds of party blowers, confetti, and other party noises.

Garterbelt: Congratulations, angels! And human, of course.

(Y/N): (smirks) The one and only!

Garterbelt: You three appeared to have accumulated enough Heaven Coins. You have been released from your duties on the surface. I presumed that you will be allowed to return to Heaven.

Panty and Stocking's eyes were as wide as dinner plates. They were shocked that they had enough Beaven Coins to finally go back to heaven. In an instant, they both celebrated in happiness before going to pack all of their stuff. As for you, your Switch was placed inside of your backpack before standing next to Stocking. The sisters wore trench coats while carrying suitcases.

Garterbelt: It seems that your preparations are complete. Please stand before the alter.

The trio kneeled before the alter and clasped their hands together.

(Y/N): Hell yeah, let's fucking do this! I'm ready to see what kind of shit Heaven has for me.

Stocking: Mhm! It's going to be amazing spending time with you in the Heavens above!

Panty: Well... So much for my plan of fucking a thousand men...

Stocking: You must be so fucking brain dead. Half-assed job of picking up men, half-assed job of slaying ghosts. Can't you ever finish what you start?!

A large halo appeared over you and Stocking. And in a flash, both of them just "WHOOSHED!" through the halo.

However... Panty was in utter confusion and shock when she was left behind.

Panty: W-What just...

Garterbelt: Hmm...

A small piece of paper fell out from the sky and landed on Garterbelt's afro. There was only one word on it that was written in bloody red.

Garterbelt: It appears that I have bad news for you, Panty. It seems that Heaven was outraged by your inappropriate behavior down here on the surface, and the fact you're just a fucking bitch!

He turned the paper towards Panty and the viewers/readers to show what the note says.

Garterbelt: Which means you have been commanded to repeat the trial of collecting Heavens!



FAIL

Panty: T-The fuck?! But what about (Y/N)?! Aren't humans not allowed in heaven?!

Garterbelt: I'm not too sure about that myself. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with (Y/N) being a half-angel or some shit. Hell if I know. Now go on, get those damn Heavens.

Okay, so basically the next couple of paragraphs are going to explain what's going to happen at the end of episode twelve and the beginning of episode thirteen. This is mainly because nothing is going to be changed here since (Y/N) is up in heaven with Stocking. I know this seems pretty unprofessional, and mostly lazy, of me, but please just bear with it so I can limit the word count of this chapter.

It's recommended to read the next couple of paragraphs, but if you seriously don't wanna read all of that, then skip over until you see a picture of a Mario Hat.

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The scene church cuts to Panty driving See Through in the streets of Daten City. And she was NOT pleased to say the least. She slammed the speeding vehicle onto the side of a parked car in full on rage. Panty was SUPER pissed that she wasn't accepted to heaven like her sister.

Brief was in the car with Panty, so he obviously tried his best to cheer her up, but that plan wasn't going as planned.

Panty pretty much had enough of his shit, so she basically dropped him off at the place where she was originally supposed to kill ghost and dropped Brief's ass over there, expecting him to kill all of the ghost and give her the Heavens. Poor dude had to sit there and get his ass beaten, since he had no angelic weapons to kill any of the said ghosts. And Panty went on to try and fulfill her goal of fucking a thousand men.

After a while of running away, Brief finally got to Panty, who was on a pile of men she just recently fucked. She scolds him for not bringing her any of the Heaven coins she requested (cough cough) commanded (cough cough) him to collect. She was also in a sour mood since she was one man away from reaching her ultimate goal of fucking a thousand men.

Brief then recieves a call from his phone, and it appeared that he was requested to come to a party he needed to attend. At first he declined, but he noticed how annoyed and upset Panty is. Feeling guilty, he smiled and just accepted the invitation to invite her to the party.

But where is this party at? The twin towers where the mayor's office is located at.

And I looked through multiple sources. Apparently this place doesn't have an official name unfortunately. So we're just gonna call it the "Twin Towers".

So the duo arrived at the Twin Towers in the near evening. Panty was impressed that Brief was able to get her into this party. However, not even a minute later, Biref was taken away by tall men with black suits. Panty was confused of where he went, but she lost her train of thought by the sound of her phone ringing.

It was Garterbelt.

He told Panty that there was a new condition attached to her repeated trial. She wasn't allowed to have sex anymore for the time of her collecting Heavens. Panty was obviously pissed off and she rebelled against him.

However, every time Panty tries to have sex with a guy from the party, Garterbelt would somehow come from out of NOWHERE and interrupt them before any spice would commence.

A few attempts later, Panty just got sick of it and dashed to the bathrooms to vent her frustrations. She wasthen distracted by an aquarium, where she meets a handsome guy with orange hair on the other side of the fish tank.



Yep. That was Brief. Looking pretty fresh there dude.

But before they had anytime to converse with each other, he was taken away by more of those black suited dudes form earlier

After a while of the many people partying, the host of the party finally shows with the mayor and his two daughters. And you already knew that the two daughters are actually Scanty and Kneesocks.

Now, since this is pretty much the mayor's place, I'm pretty sure you all were thinking that this was going to be the one hosting this party, since he has an evil plan that's going to be explained later.

But hope, it's actually Brief's dad that's hosting the party!



ARTHUR ROCK

Arthur thanked everyone for coming and then announces the engagement between the mayor's daughter and his son.

But... Brief wasn't gonna have any of that shit.

He exclaimed that he wasn't going to marry a girl he didn't love, explaining the girl he wanted to marry was Panty, who was confused by this news.

Scanty runs to Brief, saying she wasn't going to lose her fiancé to a bitch, but Brief pushes her away anyway, knocking her over and REALLY pissing her off. This caused the Deamon sisters to reveal their identity to Panty and Brief.

Panty knew this was the time to finally settle the score between Anarchy Sister(s) and the Deamon Sisters.

She quickly engaged them in battle, but since she is outnumbered, she is easily overpowered by Kneesocks. Panty freed herself and tries shooting her, but Backlace lost its angelic power and won't shoot.

Scanty and Kneesocks took this opportunity to pin Panty down, and told her that angels had never stood a chance against them. As Scanty is about to shoot Panty, Brief came to the rescue and blasted the sisters with a fog machine from his PKE machine.

Brief did the right thing and took Panty to the nearest emergency exit. They also were able to escape the Twin Towers without too much of a hassle, but not without Panty getting completely flustered with Brief that it was the same handsome dude from before.

The duo escaped in See Through, but it wasn't too long until ploy armor broke it down, leaving them in the middle of a road. Brief sees an abandoned house, and the two of them hid inside of it. While inside, Panty grabs Brief's hand and tells him there is something wrong with her, but Brief says he is going to protect her, since he always loved her.

Panty tells him she is willing to settle with him for the thousand man she fucked, and the two of them proceeded to make out and try to have sex.

Keyword, TRY.

Because everytime Panty attempted to get any spicy going with Brief, it ended giving her pain each and everytime.

Garterbelt then suddenly showed up and explains to Panty she had "Revival Virgin Syndrome", Basically she couldn't have sex until her internal sexual organs were repaired.

And then Corset,-



CORSET

- a.k.a the mayor, appeared from the back of the house, surprising everyone. He then told Panty that she assisted in awakening the key without realizing it.

Alright another quick thing you should know. In a nutshell, when hardened, Brief's penis is apparently a key to open the gateway to hell.

Like not even fucking kidding.

Corset had his eye on him for quite a while, and now he needed him to summon the ultimate ghost to cause havoc take over Daten City.

So now, he told Panty that she awakened the key to hell without even realizing it. Garterbelt commanded Panty to grab Brief and jet, but Scanty and Kneesocks was there to stop her.

As the demon sisters took Brief with them, Panty gave it one last shot to kill them, but her panties couldn't even transform into Backlace. Like the shit shrivelled up and turned into dust. The halo that was once floating above her head just clanked on the floor, which Corset just steps on. He quickly assures Panty and Garterbelt that they're gonna pay for their sins.

A quick scene break later, the camera changes to Panty getting kicked out of the church by a pissed off Garterbelt during a rainy night.

Garterbelt: The powerless shall depart! You're no longer a bitchy angel! You're just a fucking bitch now!

In silence, she picked herself up and slowly walked away from the church. She felt miserable. Once away from sight. Garterbelt just groaned loudly while he pinched the bridge of his nose.

Garterbelt: Seriously what am I going to do with that girl...?

???: I mean that's Panty for ya.

He turned around to see two silhouettes, who were a few feet behind him. One is taller than the other.

??? #1: Panty really fucked up, didn't she?

??? #2: I mean Garter wouldn't have kicked her out for nothing.

Garterbelt: I have a plan though.

??? #1: Does it involve me?

Garterbelt: Sorta. You come into play later.

In anycase, the camera cuts to Panty, who was walking across the raining streets of Daten City, depressed as all hell. Multiple things chained reacted with each other that caused her to be tossed into a trash container after being hit by an ambulance.

After getting out of the dumpster, she looked all around her to see multiple animals having sex. She also saw a couple of people either fucking or having an orgy.

After all she's been through, there was only one reaction Panty could express.

Vomiting.

She continued to walk while vomiting for a while until she suddenly fell into a street drain.

Now pay attention, because it's going to get slightly confusing in a bit.

A couple of days later, Panty woke up in a farmhouse, where apparently, she had been living a normal and peaceful farmer life with her grandmother and her brother, Sam. One night, after doing several of her farmer chores, Panty tells her granny that she had never thought life could be so enjoyable. She then tells Panty that people like her often ended in places like their farm, but inquires Panty if that was what she truly wanted.

Panty tells her that she was really happy living there, since she had both her and Sam. Back inside their house, she was able to find one of her granny's old pictures.

She tells Panty she reminded her of herself when she was younger, but is suddenly shot by a mountain gang, which came invading their farm.

Granny tells Panty she was leaving this world, for Grandpa was waiting for her. Meanwhile, Sam fights off the gang with dual shotguns, while his organs are sticking out of his body.

Yikes, very brutal.

Granny asks Panty if there was someone waiting for her too, and tells her to look up at Daten City, where Brief is being tortured by Corset.

So after Granny giving Panty some encouraging words and a strong pat on the back, she took the key to a motorcycle and heads back to Daten City to save Brief.

But what do you know, it's revealed everyone at the farm, including the mountain gang, had been acting in order to make Panty reach a resolution, which was Garterbelt's idea all along.



So that being said, Corset was trying to get Brief hard by using some bondage tricks in order to unlock the gate to literal hell. But Brief was able to hold strong and resisted for as long as possible. There was so much he was able to handle though...

Corset: Only a very few mortals get to experience such an amazing touch! So just hurry up and blow your damn load already!

Brief: Never! M-My penis will never succumb to your desires! My penis is...! M-My penis is...!

(VROOOOOOOOM!)

A motercycle engine roared in a distance. And on closer look, Panty was able to arrive at the nick of time.

Panty: Not bad, Geek Boy!

Brief: P-Panty!

Corset: Well well well! If it isn't the little bitch! I'm SO glad to see you again. But the reconstruction of your hymen has costed you your powers. So what can a bitch like you possibly do against us?

Panty kept a determined expression on her face. She continued to walk up the stairs that lead to Corset and Brief. And while she was doing so, she was also taking off almost all of her clothing. The reasons would be explained in a minute.

Panty: Sure, I may just be a bitch now... Not even that, it's a matter of fact. But that's why I can't let myself be weighed down by fucking regrets. A bitch lives as free as a bird that can never be caught. Sure, I'm a bitch. I don't give a shit about hymens or demons. One thing I learned from (Y/N) is that no matter the situation, you should always tackle it with full force!

Corset was slightly confused on what she was planning to do, and so were the Deamon sisters who were near him.

Panty: So fuck your shitty ass rules! I'm the bitchy angel, Panty Anarchy! And I'm going to do whatever the hell I want!

Corset: Hehehe... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Brief was lowered down to Panty's level, where Corset hovered over him.

Corset: Well bitch? Do whatever you need to do. We'll just stand here and watch.

Scanty: Oh? Something the matter, virgin angel?

Kneesocks: I bet shes too terrified of his instrument. She IS a virgin after all.

Scanty: You sure do have a point.

Scanty, Kneesocks, and Corset: (starts laughing maliciously)

But even though they were all laughing at her, Panty kept a straight face and kept her composure.

Corset: Do you understand? Freedom is but an illusion for the riffraff to cling onto. Freedom holds no meaning, value, or consequence when faced with reality! A worthless angel such as yourself will never be able to accomplish anything.

But as soon as Panty took off her own panties, Brief got a massive erection instantly. You can't see it, but his eyes went as wide as dinner plates when he looked at her.

Corset: N-NANI?!

Brief: P-Panty...?

Panty: Come on, let's finish the job.

Brief: B-But you're-

Panty: Don't underestimate a bitch. You're the number one thousand-

She paused for a moment before continuing.

Panty: No... You're my number one, Brief. I'll give you the virginity of an angel...

The power was so intense that sisters and Corset had to back off.

Corset: Hell no! At this rate, the power inside him is just gonna be flushed out and become unsalvageable! Scanty, Kneesocks! STOP THEM!

Scanty and Kneesocks: Right!

The quickly summoned their demonic weapons and went in for the attack.

But before any of their attacks hit, they were stopped by two swords falling out of the sky. They both embedded into the ground into an X formation. One of the swords was teal and white striped, while the second was shiny blue with a golden handle attached.

A moment later a lightning bolt and a figure fell from the sky and landed right next to the swords. It revealed to be you and Stocking, back from Heaven, and ready to kick ass. You both grabbed your swords and got into a fighting stance.

Stocking: Prepare for trouble!

(Y/N): And make it double!

Yep, you told her to say that.

Corset: The other fucking angel! The damn human too!

Panty: Stocking...

Stocking: Hey Panty! Congrats on getting one thousand!

(Y/N): Brief, my man! You finally got her! Good shit dude!

Brief gave a thumbs up in response.

Stocking: With that out of the way... It's time to finish your goddamn business elsewhere!

(Y/N): This bitch empty...

Stocking and you combined forced to-

(Y/N) and Stocking: YEET!

-both Brief and Panty into the air. Corset watched helplessly as bedded duo started fucking in the air. And not long after, they both reached their climaxes while still being airborne.

The white haired demon was LIVID of his plan going wrong.

Corset: You... YOU-!

(Y/N): "U" is the twenty first letter in the alphabet, yes. I heard it all before.

Corset: I'm going to make all of you regret this!

A bright light bursted amongst the dark red clouds. Stocking quickly removed her panties and swung them upwards into the sky. You smirked and got into position in a certain angle next to Stocking. Panty then lands in between you and and her sister, with two Backlaces in both hands.

Panty: Sorry to keep you waiting, this will be your last party!

(Y/N): Are you kidding? The party is just about to get started!

Stocking: We'll keep you dancing 'til you're dead!

(Y/N): It's about time you all make it like an imposter, and get EJECTED!

Panty and Stocking: Time to get on your knees...

Stocking, Panty, and (Y/N): AND REPENT!!!

Corset: Demon Sisters! GET THEM!!!!!

Scanty and Kneesocks: With pleasure!

(Y/N): Miagaru!

Tatsumatsu: Understood!

All five of you took off into the sky and began fighting. Swords clashed, bullets were shot, but you were having the time of your life. Your blood was rushing with excitement with a new fight coming your way. It's about time you taught those two a lesson.

???: HEEEEEEELP!

Wha-? Oh right...

Brief was still in the air even after Panty came back down to fight.

You had your hands busy with Kneesocks, so you were unable to assist anyone else at the moment.

(Y/N): Panty! Get Brief!

But Panty actually fucking DODGE Brief before he had a chance to be rescued.

Poor poor Brief.

You quickly slashed Kneesocks away before turning back to Panty with a seriously annoyed look.

(Y/N): Yo what is WRONG with you?!

Panty: Not my fault.

(Y/N): Bullshit!

And wouldn't you know, Brief fell SPOT ON into the keyhole to open the gates of hell. A box covered the lower half of his body and locked him into the keyhole.

Garterbelt, who was near the scene, jumped into action and started complaining that this plan isn't going the way he intended.

Corset: We meet again, Garterbelt...

Garterbelt: Curse you, Corset! You intend to open Hells Gate here?!

Corset: Why of course! As you can see, his erect key has been inserted into the keyhole. I appreciate the blunder.

(Y/N): Don't worry. (cracks knuckles) All I have to do is break that fucking keyhole and bada-bing bada-boom, no more Ghosts.

Corset: I wouldn't do that if I were you... If you do destroy the keyhole, then his dick would be as good as gone too!

Brief: I-I-I would like to keep my penis, t-thank you very much...

(Y/N): God dammit... This wouldn't have happened if a certain BLOND BITCH would've caught him!

Panty: Fuck off, Geek Boy Two!

The two deamon sisters turned Brief in a clockwise formation, opening the lock to the now open gates of hell.

Corset: And now. Blood kin of Hellsmonkey! The time has come for the ancient seal to be released so it can fulfill its duty of total annihilation!

A giant beacon was lit from the keyhole and a massive earthquake dawned onto Daten City. A giant red square was seen that covered multiple blocks.



All the land that was in the square just crumbled when a giant beast began to emerge from the depths of the Earth.

Tatsumatsu: Holy SHIT dude!

(Y/N): W-Woah!

You struggled to keep your balance, so you embedded Blue Buster into he ground to stand your ground. Buildings crashed, people flew, and the skies turned completely red. Daten City was in a chaotic state, and Earth and Hell were emerging as one.

Just another typical Wednesday morning for (Y/N) (L/N).

Corset: Here we have the ultimate ghost that has been sealed behind Hellsgate!

Kneesocks: L-Lord Corset!

Scanty: What is this?!

And as the final moments of the ultimate ghost appearance, Corset was ready to give Gartbelt his final farewell by fighting him.

Corset: You've mellowed out from what he used to be in his wild days, Garterbelt! Very well, you and your angels can watch in awe while the destruction of Daten City rests in my hands!

Corset then went legit full JoJo mode and gained all of these damn muscles out of nowhere.



He quickly grabbed the Deamon sisters and merged them into weapons with his whips. Gartbelt, in response, throws his tunic off, pulled out a giant machine gun from his afro, and charged at Corset.

Meanwhile, you and the Anarchy sisters charged at-



THE OTHER GODS

-and began striking it at all directions with your sword.

Panty: Tch. This ghost looks like a giant boner!

Stocking: Let's circumcise it!

(Y/N): No, let's neuter this bitch!

(SLASH!)

You finally did some damage to its thick skin, but it then poured out some STRONG scented white liquid. Now I'm pretty sure you don't have to use your brain to figure out what this liquid is.

You then quickly backed up to avoid having any of THAT shit on you.

(Y/N): FUCK dude. What the hell?!

Tatsumatsu: (Y/N)! You better not get any of that shit on me!

(Y/N): Again, I don't want any of that touching me in general.

On closer inspection, as soon as that white liquid touched any of the standing buildings, they just completely melt instantly.

Panty: Noooo! That was my favorite hotel!

Stocking: I never had a chance to get sweets from that place!

(Y/N): THAT'S what you're worried about? Come on, let's get this son of a bitch!

The trio continued to try and attack the damn thing, but you noticed that their weapons arent even affecting this thing. You also heard Garterbelt exclaimed that this Ghost is the only one who has a chance to pierce heaven, and you all should stop it.

But Stocking and Panty ignored him, as always.

After another few minutes or so, the trio decided to regroup to think of a strategy to kill this damn thing.

Panty: Garter! Our weapons aren't working! What the hell do we do?

You looked around, but Garterbelt was no where to be seen. It was then you saw Brief with tears running down his face while holding the remains of Garter's afro. Putting two and two together, there's only one thing that could've happened.

(Y/N): H-He's dead!?

Brief: Yes! He was killed by Corset!

(Y/N): But- (sighs) Fuck... We'll have to worry about that later. This fucking smell stinks so bad.

Panty: We need to teach that fucking guy a lesson or two.

Stocking: But our Heaven weapons aren't working.

(Y/N): Don't worry...

Panty and Stocking: Huh?

(Y/N): It's about time I introduce the readers... To my final attack.

Tatsumatsu: Woah woah woah. What is this about your "final attack"? Dude what the hell are you plan-

(Y/N): Fire. Thunder, Water, Wind, Ice Earth, Light, and Dark! Come forth, Elementals!

You took a deep breath and raised your sword into the air, and multiple colored orbs started spinning around the middle of your blade. After a few moments of concentrating, a burst of light radiated from your sword, and your final Elemental was made.

(Y/N): I call upon... Rainbow Element.

Blue Buster began flashing with multiple colors at a time, while your handle turned solid white with black tips.

Panty: What the?!

Stocking: Woah...

Tatsumatsu: Dude... What the hell is this?!

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: You know how the original avatar mastered the four elements? Well, I mastered eight!

Tatsumatsu: And WHY didn't you use this when you were battling your twin?

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Summoning all of my elementals at once requires full concentration. And as you could tell on how I was reacting to that Scissor Blade, I wasn't in the right mindset.

Tatsumatsu: What actually happened to that Scissor Blade? I remembered somebody ask-

(Y/N): No time. We gotta go. Panty, Stocking.

The sisters looked at you in anticipation. You just smirked and held your sword with both of your hands.

(Y/N): It's about time we banish this fucker back into the hellhole he spawned in.

You activated Miagaru and began skyping towards the top of the tower at full speed.

As for the sisters, they asked Chuck to go full serious mode. And when he did, he just sinisterly smiled before transforming into a giant ass hellhound!



Who knew he was hiding that shit in him?

Stocking was also able to find Garterbelt's black heaven credit card on the floor that had unlimited heaven coins on it. She wasted no time on asking Panty and you what you wanted from the heaven store. You declined and said you didn't want anything. They just shrugged off and continucon ordering as many items as possible while Chuck ran up the Ghost.

In anycase though, you all made it to the top of the ghost pretty easily. Sure, you encountered a serious Fastener, who appeared as a dragon, but one clean slice was enough to completely eviscerate the damn thing.

Corset was in utter shock to see the three of you at the top of The Other Gods.

(Y/N): What up, Cor-shit?

Corset: Impossible!!!

Panty: You need to get off your high horse, you fucking son of a bitch!

You quickly took out your phone so you can capture this moment in your adventure.

(Y/N): Say cheese! (CLICK!) Alright good, now I can finally beat your fucking face in.

Stocking: Right, we're not gonna let a creepy BDSM freak bulldoze our playground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTgl3cCyDo

Panty and Stocking: Oh wicked spirit born of a lost soul in a limbo, recieved judgment from the garb of the Holy Virgin, cleansed of worldly impurities, return to Heaven and Earth!

Panty and Stocking raised their weapons in the air and began forming a MASSIVE weapon that both combined both sisters' powers.

And as for you, you rose up in the air right above said weapon, and got into the "Goku Kamehameha" pose. Your palms began radiating massive amounts of Elemental energy all at once. Both of your hands were covered in a rainbow-colored glow as you began charging up your attack.

Tatsumatsu: Oh HELL yes! Are we actually doing a Kamehameha?!

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Well... It's sorta like that.

Tatsumatsu: This is fucking overkill.

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Oh Tats, haven't I explained before that there's no kill like overkill?

The ultimate weapon was finally finished, and it was GINORMOUS.

That's what she said.



As for Corset, he could only watch in fear, since he attacked himself onto the Ghost. So not only once he gets hit with this attack, but both him and the Ghost will explode.

Corset: W-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! If you hit me with that...!

Panty: Yo, fucking BDSM demon! Party time's over!

Stocking: Sorry, but we're not interested in watching you jerk off!

(Y/N): We are the judge, jury, and executioner! You should be honored that you're dying in the hands of (Y/N) Motherfucking (L/N)!

Corset: S-Stop this! Are you three demons?!

Panty: Stupid, we're angels!

(Y/N): You were close though, I am their lord and savior! Oh yeah by the way, (looks down at the sisters) you're both holding that shit backwards.

Stocking and Panty: Oh, thanks.

The Anarchy sisters readjusted themselves and turned the weapon that was once facing the other way, towards Corset and the ultimate ghost.

(Y/N): Alright girls, you ready?!

Panty and Stocking: HELL YEAH!

(Y/N): Alright let's do this shit! Ultimate Move; Elemental Eradication!

ULTIMATE MOVE: ELEMENTAL ERADICATION

Corset: NO! STOP!!!

Panty, (Y/N), Stocking: REPEEEEENT!!!!!

You both released two energy blasts that completely vaporized Corset. He moaned in pleasure in the amount of pain he experienced, but it died out in the amount of fucking overkill that overwhelmed him.

(stop music)

The blast finally died down, and all that's left was a massive crater and many damaged buildings due to the massive shake on the Earth.

You sighed a big breath as you fell down back to Earth and began catching your breath. Using that attack drains a minimum of a quarter of your power.

The sisters soon follow suite and deactivated their angelic powers.

Panty: (whistles) Not bad (Y/N).

Stocking quickly ran up and enveloped you in a giant hug.

Stocking: (Y/N) that was fucking amazing! That attack was insane!

(Y/N): (breaths heavily) Y-Yeah... Not too shabby huh?

???: Good job, you three.

You three turned around to see Garterbelt with his broken afro back on, alive and well. Brief was also released from the Hell's Gate keyhole, naked and embarrased.

Garterbelt: Good job angels! And human, obviously.

(Y/N): Easy money Garter- WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! How the hell are you here?!

Stocking: Weren't you dead just now?!

The final church bell rings in the air, and everyone was cheering about the defeat of Corset.

Garterbelt: You have succeeded in protecting Heaven and the surface! Relatively according to plan!

Panty: Hell yeah!

Stocking: Yay!

(Y/N): Brief, how are ya feeling?

Brief: I-I'm okay... My penis is still intact, so...

(Y/N): That's good. (pats his back) You did amazing dude.

Brief: Hehehe... Thanks man.

Garterbelt: Oh! That's my Black Card!

You looked over and see that Garterbelt snatched the card out of Stocking's hands.

(Y/N): Oh... Right.

As soon as he took even a glance at the condition of his card, multiple items of sextoys and sweets fell onto the angels.

Stocking: Well... Hehe... We figured that we would try and max it out...

Garterbelt: You fucking idiots!

Garter whistles See Through, and Chuck, back in his normal self, came driving and crashed into the pile of stuff. Comically, it just flew and landed right back onto the back of See Through.

The Anarchy sisters, you, and Brief hopped on and Garterbelt, in a sour mood, commanded Chuck to drive.

Garterbelt: Don't you two realize that you serve for the Lord?!

Panty: Welp, there he goes again. (sighs) I guess we're not getting back to heaven anytime soon.

Stocking: Well, that's just how we roll. And besides, (wraps both arms around you) I have my boyfriend here to keep me from going insane around you.

Panty: Hey! The fuck is that supposed to mean?

(Y/N): (sighs, then looks at the fourth wall) Siblings, am I right?

THE END!

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Author's Note: SEVEN. THOUSAND. WORDS.

Ironically, I have no words to describe how far we've come.

When I began this account, I never would've thought it was possible for any of my stories to become popular, yet here I am now, with 520 followers in counting.

By the way, I didn't add the ending where Stocking kills Panty and all of that shit, mainly because I thought that shit didnt make any sense. I also highly doubt the studio is planning to make a damn sequel.

But now, the moment you've all been waiting for, it's time for the preview of my next book!

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[7/5/2022] Edit:

So I was just informed that the madlads at Studio Trigger are going to continue Panty and Stocking and make a god damn season 2.

I was NOT expecting that at all. Almost 12 years later and the Anarchy sister are about to be back on the grid.

Now of course I'll definitely made a "season 2" of Angelic Affection, but this raises one major concern.

If Studio Trigger decides to keep that twisted ending with Stocking becoming a demon, and being a servant of Corset, that's really going to critically affect my fanfiction.

Now if season 2 does follow up after season 1, I'll have to change the ending of this chapter. I'd like to see how Studio Trigger will handle the Anarchy Sisters.

If they do change the ending though, then I'll follow the series per usual.

(but we'll just have to wait to find out, since there's no offical release date)

Until then... Buckle up, get your popcorn ready, because (Y/N) Motherfucking (L/N) is coming back for round two in...

Heavenly Hankering

Until then, below is a preview of the next book in the series. Hop you all enjoy!

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(Author's POV)

World of [REDACTED]

City of [REDACTED]

The night falls upon [REDACTED] with its bright moon shining upon the city. People were asleep by now, shops were closing, and the silence brought peace to the land. What a wonderful place this would be to live in, right?

Well WRONG.

Multiple incidents were taking place across the world of [REDACTED], such as race discrimination and absolute power abusers.

Then again... Isn't our world like that?

A-Anyways, I'm getting off topic. The only thing that separates this world from ours is the fact that giant blood hungry beasts of all shapes and sizes come around to terrorize the innocent people across the world.

This may sound like the last book I wrote, but trust me, it's not.

Now that I think about it, where in the hell is that-

(WHOOSH!)

(THUMP!)

???: Ahhh... (sucks teeth) Ahhh... (sucks teeth, again) Ahhh...

Well this book is off to a great start, isn't it?

???: I FUCKING BUSTED MY ASS! FUUUUUUU-!

???: Ey ey. Tone your voice down God dammit. Can't you see we're in the middle of an empty street during the middle of the night?

???: Ow ow ow... Fucking hell man.

Alright you big baby. Get your ass up.

???: Ugh... Fucking hate concrete.

???: You should've activated Miagaru like you said in the last book.

???: I know but Author-Kun said that I was in for a surprise for this book, so I got distracted. Actually now that I think about it, where the hell are we?

We should introduce our PROTAGONIST first before we actually get anywhere. "?"s are just gonna keep confusing the readers.

???: (sighs) Fine. Go ahead.

Alright guys, the first person over here is our main character of this fanfic. Or... You, I should say.

???: That's me!

A selfless nerd who makes alot of references and enjoys a good fight. The man who is also self-aware that he's inside a self-insert fanfiction! Meet yourself, (Y/N) (L/N).

(Y/N) (L/N)

And over here is your best friend, your partner in crime, another self-aware character, and it's not even a person! That's right, it's instead a light gray jacket that makes people think you're talking to yourself. Introducing, Kamui Tatsumatsu!

KAMUI TATSUMATSU

Tatsumatsu: The one and only.

(Y/N): Alright... So since we got that shit out of the way, where the hell should we go?

You should go... That way. That's where the fun is going to happen.

(Y/N): This better be worth my time, Author-Kun. You said I was going to enjoy this.

Trust me, you will.

So our hero was walking through the dimly lit city streets, waiting for me to actually reveal what this fanfic is actually gonna be about.

(Y/N): And I'm STILL waiting, you know.

Chillax. You're about to approach your destination anyways. Make a left here. And your story begins right at that store over there.

Looking over, you squinted your eyes to read a faded sign that reads, "From Dust Till Dawn". It's a small store with two giant windows and a wooden door with two small lamps by the entrance.

(Y/N): Why does that... Sound so familiar?

Tatsumatsu: Oh SHIT! This is-

Uhh uhh uhh. No spoilers, yet. The fun is about to commence.

(Y/N): Seriously? Come on dude, just tell me.

Do you feel your main character instincts coming in?

(Y/N): I don- Wait... Actually yeah I do.

How many seconds?

(Y/N): Let's see... Five seconds.

...

...

...

...

...

(CRASH!)

You quickly ctook a step back to see a man and a red caped person crash through the window. Multiple men with the same black tuxedo looked out to see the damage of their compadre.

However, when you saw the red person though, your eyes widen.

It was a young girl, probably only a year younger, and she completely tackled the man to the ground. She then opens up a red object that then transforms into a giant red, robotic scythe.



You eyes were completely wide open to finally realize what world you're in.

(Y/N): H-H-Holy... Shit...!

Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I never mentioned this before, but (Y/N) and I are big fans of RWBY. I feel like he's the one who's more excited to see Ruby than I ever will.

The red caped girl looked over and see our hero in wide eyes. She just suspected that you were just shocked to see a man and a girl fly out the window. I mean, that shit doesn't happen everyday.

A man with orange hair, with a black and red hat, who was also wearing a white trench coat approached the window to see the Ruby.

???: Okay... (looks at his men) Get her.

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: SHIT! I gotta help Ruby! Cue the title card, I'll see you guys on the other side!



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So that makes it... Almost eight thousand now? Jeez, I probably broken a personal record.

But YES! I'm really excited to do this book!

Get ready for new powers, newer friends, more romance, and of course, BALL BUSTING ACTION BABY!

Thank you so much for reading this book, I'm so glad you guys are enjoying the books I write.

In anycase, I hope you all enjoyed, and I'll be seeing you all in my next book called;

MY RAVISHED ROSE