Legend: (Y/N) - Your Name

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Please be advised that this chapter isn't canon to the main story, but will be set in a scenario after the final chapter. Thank you.

(Author's POV)

So it was a day before Valentine's Day, and most of Daten City is pretty much stirred for either getting the usual last minute gifts for their loved ones, or getting condoms/birth control pills to have a very "spicy" Valentine's Day.

Because welcome to Daten City, twenty four hours before Valentine's Day readers.

There was a slight problem though.

All of the fucking chocolates are SOLD OUT.

I mean that's to be expected, since the holiday is literally tomorrow. But I'm talking about the ENTIRE FUCKING STOCK OF CHOCOLATE IN DANTEN CITY!

Literally no chocolate pudding, chocolate cake mix, chocolate ANYTHING. There's literally no fucking chocolate anywhere in Daten City, and the poor and hopeless souls were rummaging around to find any sight of that sweet brown delicacy.

But nope, literally anything chocolate related in Daten City literally evaporated in thin air.

Now I'm sure you're curious of WHY this is happening, and who's responsible for this.

If you don't, then fuck off I'll be explaining it to you anyway.

(Y/N): Awwww~ Is Author-Kun a little sour that he can't spend his Valentine's Day with his LDR girlfriend?

Shush up you. The readers don't need to know my personal life.

In anycase, we have the source of the chocolate shortage right here on your phone/computer screen.

(Y/N): Huh? Moi~? Please, I only bought a few boxes of chocolate for my beloved and beautiful Stocking Anarchy!

Tatsumatsu: Dude. You have taken more chocolate than all the kids on Halloween combined. I'm sure this could cause almost a thousand people to gain diabetes, and there will still be more to eat.

(Y/N): Nonsense! I must give all the sweets I can to give for my one and only sugar sweetheart~ (sighs lovingly) Oh how much I love her so~

Tatsumatsu: Now that I think about it, you've been acting very strange and overly attracted towards Stocking. You alright dude?

I've kinda noticed his strange behavior too.

(Y/N): Bitch, I'm the protagonist! I could do whatever I want, and what I want to do, is make sure I show all the love I can to my favorite gothic buttercup~!

Tatsumatsu: ...

...

(Y/N): Glad to see that you two have come to terms with my condition! Now if you excuse me, I've got thousands of cakes to bake. Times ticking, and I wanna make sure that my pumpkin pie is totally head over heels for me when I show her my undying love to her.

Yeahhhh... I think there's something wrong with him. Not too sure what it is though.

In anycase, you began baking every single chocolate pastry you can think of. From cookies, to cakes, to cupcakes, you pretty much bakes every single one of them to perfection.

Now you're definitely wondering how Panty, Stocking, or even fucking Garterbelt didn't know what was happening.

Stocking had enough of Panty literally fucking all the guys that popped into her line of sight (there was alot more noise in the church than usual since Valentine's Day was drawing near.

So she kinda had enough of Panty fucking around, literally, and forced her and herself to have a girl's day out. As much as she fucking hate the blond girl's guts, she was bounded to her sister, so she can't just leave her to die. So Stocking explained the situation to you before she left, and you gave her an approval to leave for the day. She smiled and said that she'll be back before Valentine's Day to make sure you spent the day with her and her only.

So basically the Anarchy Sisters left the church to do their own thing. Not entirely sure what they're doing right now, but that's not important to the story.

As for Garterbelt... I'm not entirely sure on how he didn't pick up on what you were doing. Especially all of the chocolate smell inside the church.

No seriously, around the 500th chocolate pattern finished, the building was literally stinking of chocolate. It would've been enough to make you sick to your stomach, but for some reason you're unaffected.

Tats wasn't though.

Tatsumatsu: Author-Kun... I wanna fucking die right now...

She was hung up on a coat rack near Stocking's room, and couldn't do anything to escape the smell of overwhelming chocolate.

Tatsumatsu: Dude... There's something actually wrong with (Y/N). I know that dude could do some crazy ass shit sometimes, but this is literally out of character of him to start doing all of this for literally one person.

I know... It's weird but I don't know what happened to him either. Was he acting strange yesterday?

Tatsumatsu: No! He actually told me that he just wanted to have a chill V-Day with Stocking, filled with cuddles and a movie night. He just wanted her to get her mind off of killing ghosts and getting heaven coins for once. And now all of a sudden he's doing all of this shit!

What else did he do yesterday? Did you guys run into anything unusual?

Tatsumatsu: Hmm... Well we were passing by stores yesterday, and there was a little stand that was giving out free chocolate samples.

Wait... Chocolate samples?

Tatsumatsu: Yeah there was these cute little heart shaped chocolates. They looked good, and the little girl was very persistent on getting (Y/N) to try one. I wouldn't mind trying one myse-

...

Tatsumatsu: Wait... You don't think...

(Y/N): Hey guys! What are you both talking about!

Tatsumatsu: A-Ahh! (Y/N)! H-Hey there! Nah I was just bored so I started talking to Author-Kun to get my mind off of that chocolate smell.

(Y/N): I think it smells heavenly! Ooooh Stocking is going to love all my gifts for her~ She's gonna be all of me! I'm so excited!!!

He then jogs back downstairs to probably continue on baking his chocolatey sweets.

Tatsumatsu: ...Whatever that chocolate was, he ate it, and he's not acting like some sort of creepy fanboy on reddit that has a shrine of his waifu.

I just hope this will wear off by tomorrow.

Tatsumatsu: Here's to hoping...

(timeskip to next day)

Yeaaaah the shit didn't wear off. In fact, it actually became worse than yesterday.

After you settled all the chocolates in the living room, which took literally two-thirds of the space, you were giggling and prancing around like some sort of crazy person on drugs or some shit.

Tats and I were actually worried too a solid minute.

He then afterwards grabbed Tats, wrapped her tightly around his waist, despite her wails, and ran outside the church to wait for Stocking.

Speaking of which, let's check on them now.

Panty and Stocking were in See Through, bypassing speed limits and rushing through red lights, heading their way back to the church. Stocking wad pretty excited since you promised her it was going to be a pretty chill day. Panty on the other hand was just teasing her about falling in love with a geek such as yourself, but Stocking wasn't listening.

Well... Until Panty smelt something. Something SWEET.

Panty: (sniff) Ah holy FUCK! It smelt like a chocolate rabbit took a fucking diarrhea Hershey's shat everywhere!

Stocking took notice of the scent as well. Normally she would be getting excited at the smell of sweets, but she sense that this stench is a little TOO sweet. She could feel as if something was wrong.

???: STOCKING!!!!!!!

Panty slowed down just in time to see you leap from the sidewalk and onto Stocking.

Stocking: W-WAHH!! (Y-Y/N)?!

(Y/N): My beautiful sweetheart Stocking Anarchy~! I missed you so so so so so so so so much!!! I love you so much that I want to hold you until the end of time~!

Panty: Jesus fucking christ. Get a fucking room will ya?

Stocking's cheeks were seriously red, but she was more confused than shocked. You never acted like this lovey dovey before, it was really out of character of you to be like this.

Unbeknownst to the trio, a figure broke into the church and snuck inside the living room, where all the chocolate was being kept. The small figure creepily smiled before picking up one small chocolate and plopping it into their mouth. They then ate another, and another, and they kept eating and eating so frighteningly fucking fast.

Back to you, you were still giving so many compliments and flirts to Stocking that she started to get very suspicious of what's going on.

Until...

(ROOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!)

A giant howl screeched across the skies, alerting everyone except you.

Garterbelt came out of the church to alert of the Anarchy angels of a ghost, only for the ghost to appear before them.

It took the shape of a human heart, around twenty feet tall, and was oozing out what seems to be chocolate from its arteries. People were freaking the fuck out and started running like headless chickens.

Panty: Garterfuck! What in the almighty hell is that thing?!

Garterbelt: A young boy who gave their crush "gluten-free chocolate", which was actually just normal chocolate, accidently killed her from her allergic reaction of gluten chocolate. Rage filled the betrayed crush, so she eats chocolate of other Valentines and fuels herself enough to become the embodiment of a Valentine's Day Massacre!

Panty: Stocking! We gotta go!

Stocking was about ready to jump into the fight, but uhh... There's a small problem.

(Y/N): Ahh... Don't leave me Stocking~ I'll be lonely without you~ Don't worry about everything else, just let me love you and take care of you~

Yeeeeah you're pretty much all over Stocking, making her almost unable to move at all.

Stocking: (Y/N), I love you, but you gotta get the FUCK OFF OF ME!

Panty sighs deeply and was able to pull you away from the sweet toothed goth.

Stocking: H-Huh?

(Y/N): Panty lemme goooooo! I wanna be with my sugar sweetheart!

Panty: Youre welcome, by the way, Stocking! Just be lucky you were nice to me yesterday. Now go ahead and give that bitch a cardiac arrest!

Stocking: Thanks Panty! I'll handle this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-56x7std2pU

Stocking: Oh wicked spirit born of a lost soul in a limbo, recieved judgment from the garb of the Holy Virgin, cleansed of worldly impurities, return to Heaven and Earth!

Ghost: I'll make sure to not only break your heart, but your entire BODY!!!

Stocking pulls out Stripes 1 and 2 and began her assault. She quickly goes above and went for a downward slash. After landing a direct hit, she then quickly appeared behind the ghost and ambushed it with a couple of stabs and an upper swipe.

But no matter how many slashes she was doing, she was doing jack shit to the ghost.

Stocking: (breathes heavily) What the fuck is that thing made out of?! It's like it's made out of steel or some shit!

The ghost just laughs as it started shooting out some chocolate out of its arteries. She quickly dodges away from the giant blobs of "chocolates".

However, when the liquid chocolate hits a surface, it starts to corrode said object. So eating this chocolate was out of the question.

Seeing Stocking in danger, Tatsumatsu couldn't stand being on the sidelines anymore and unwrapped herself from (Y/N)'s waist. She then quickly trudge over to Stocking, who looked shocked to see her.

Stocking: Tats? What are you-

Tatsumatsu: (spreads sleeves out, symbolizing to pick her up)

Stocking: You want to... Help me?

Tatsumatsu: (nods)

Stocking: (determined smile) Yeah! Let's do it!

She then quickly picked up Tatsumatsu and slid her on easily, since Tats was a bigger sized.

Stocking: So, uhh... What does (Y/N) say to activate you? Was it...

Tatsumatsu: Dew it.

Stocking: "Life Fiber Maximize"?

Her eyes then widen when a sudden surge of power coursed through her veins. Her body hued light green, including her swords, and green "eyes" appeared near her shoulders.

The ghost was slightly taken aback at the amount of power Stocking was weilding in her hands, but it still stood it ground.

Ghost: S-Some power you got there! But it'll be no match for-

Tatsumatsu and Stocking: Repent, BITCH!!!

Being able to hear Tats for that moment, she lunged at the ghosts with both swords ready to slash.

And with a single slice from both Striples, the ghost started shaking violently.

Ghost: N-No! Don't ghost me! I'm about to be a flatline!

(KABOOOOOM!!!)

(stop music)

Stocking stuck her hand out and was able to pick up six heaven coins.

Stocking: Tch... Of course only six.

Panty: Yo Stocking! Here's your fucking geek boyfriend back!

She turned to see you on the ground, about to stir awake.

Panty: I need a good fucking after all that. I'll see you later Stocking!

She then jumps back into See Through and drives off, leaving Stocking shaking her head.

Tatsumatsu: (sighs) Panty being Panty...

Stocking: You're telling me.

Stocking thens struts over to your weakened body, and helps you up.

(Y/N): Ugh... Damn my head fucking hurts... What time is... Woah...

You looked over to see smiling Stocking who was synchronized with Tats. You also looked around to see semi melted buildings covered with chocolate. Your eyes went back to Stocking and Tats, slightly worried.

(Y/N): I wasn't being mind controlled, right?

Tatsumatsu: Well... I wouldn't say you weren't, but...

Stocking interrupted Tats by pressing her body against yours, hugging you tightly.

(Y/N): I'm... Definitely am missing some context here.

Stocking: (smiles) It doesn't matter sugar. I just want you and I to go to my room snuggle, and just forget that any of this happen.

She then tiptoes and pecks you on the lips.

Stocking: Happy Valentine's Day (Y/N). I love you so much...

With redden cheeks, you can only sheepishly replied.

(Y/N): Thanks Stocking... I love ya too... Hehe...

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Author's Note: Whether you're spending time alone, with your family, or with your loved one, happy Valentine's Day to all my readers and followers.

i worked at this at 4 in the morning what am I doing with my life

oh yeah theres definitely gonna be spelling and grammar errors but wayyyy to damn tired too give af.