Legend: (Y/N) - Your Name (A/N) - Author's Note

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(Author's POV)

Panty: Well, it's been a while since Stocking did anything. Have you two done anything yet?

(Y/N): (rolls eyes) You always like to assume things, Panty.

Stocking: And for your information, I don't sell myself cheap, unlike a certain whore I know. At least (Y/N) was here to keep me company and buy me sweets.

She poured herself some coffee, poured some cream, and added a FUCK ton of sugar into it while she said that.

(Y/N): I still shudder of how much of a dent you made in my wallet... But anyways, we were just hanging low until the movie we made comes out.

Panty: Hah, wait for too long and nobody'll want you, not even Stocking's monkeys.

Stocking: You better not cause any scandals to ruin the movie.

Panty: Of course not, what could possibly go wrong?

Tatsumatsu: Well fuck... That's the last thing ANYONE should say right now. Especially with two angels and a battle-hungry nerd.

(scene break)

Daten Theatre

The trio eventually made it to the cinema, and it was crowded with fans who wanted to take a preview of the new movie. As you exit the limo, you were greeted with hundreds of flashing lights of cameras and phones. It was slightly annoying, but you just had to bear with it before entering.

You, Panty, and Stocking stood on the stage where the big screen was shown. Panty waves to her fans and greeted everyone.

Panty: Hello everyone! Thanks for coming out here tonight!

The crowd goes wild and started snapping some pictures.

Stocking: We've been waiting for this day to come!

(Y/N): Yeah, I hope you all enjoy it!

And... Pretty much the fans didn't pay attention. In fact no one cared about you nor Stocking. All they cared about was Panty.

Tatsumatsu: Jeez, we were all in this together, yet she gets all the spotlight? What a bunch of jackasses.

Panty: It was all made possible by the fans! You're all the best!

The announcer comes in and introduced everyone to the preview of "Sex and the Daten City". Everybody was getting hyped up for this new film made by one of the most popular celebrities in the world.

Panty: Damn, you guys have like no fans.

(Y/N): (rolls eyes) What fucking ever. I got my own readers to keep me company.

Stocking: (raises eyebrow at you before shaking her head) Just forget it.

Announcer: And now, we are about to present Miss Panty's debut film...

As soon as Panty heard that, her eye twitched before lunging at the announcer, pulling him up by his shirt.

Panty: Now hold it right there! What is this bullshit, you fag?! I've been in a movie once before! This is my second one!

Announcer: U-Uhh...

Panty: Piggy! Get over here!

The camera cuts over to Chuck, who jumped over the crowd and landed in front of the trio, holding VHS tape of Panty's actual debut movie in his mouth. She picked him up and took the tape away from Chuck.

Stocking: You never told me this before.

Panty: I didn't? Oh well, whatever.

(Y/N): I swear to God, this is probably gonna go so wrong in a nanosecond.

She takes the tape and tossed it to the announcer, who clumsily caught it in his hands. He immediately hands it over to an employee, and they ran to the back to start playing the film.

But, as you said, things went VERY wrong, VERY quickly.

Panty's debut movie was actually a fucking SEX TAPE.

You facepalmed yourself, while Stocking's eyes were covered by a dark shadow from her hair.

Everyone else went wide-eyed in shock to see Panty getting plowed by some big macho dude.

Panty: I was strolling through town and this guy asked me if I wanted to be in a movie!

(Y/N): ...

Stocking: ...

Tatsumatsu: Welp, you called it.

It got so bad to the point where the security guards were paying everyone to keep their mouths shut.

(scene break)

The trio was escorted to the lounge area, where Panty wasn't understanding why everyone was freaking the fuck out. Panty's manager turned off the movie that was playing on a TV.

Panty: Hey, what the fuck?! Why did you turn it off?!

Manager: Panty! Clear that blond head of yours and listen carefully! The debut film that you had was actually a sex tape!

Panty: Huh?! For real?!

(Y/N): Jesus Christ, I'm surprised you haven't even realized that yet.

Panty: He said movie, but it was just a direct-to-video? No wonder nobody had heard of it!

Manager: Panty focus! That isn't the point! The point is-

Panty: Are you saying that my acting was bad?!

Manager: No, you were perfect... Wait, quit confusing me!

Panty: What the hell is the problem then?!

(Y/N): The problem is that you kinda increased our chances of getting our movie canceled. That porno kinda fucked us over.

Manager: (whispered to Panty) That, and your perfect celebrity lifestyle will be over in an instant.

Panty: W-Wait... My celebrity lifestyle will be over?!

Panty now felt the gravity of the situation pulling her down to Earth. The dread consumed her body while she started to shake in fear.

Panty: No fucking way...

(Y/N): Well good job, cock captain. You officially fucked us over. Congrats.

Stocking: Well that's the many hours of eating sweets I won't be able to get back.

Panty: Wait, I got an idea!

She picks up Chuck, puts the VHS in his mouth, and forces him to chew and swallow it.

Panty: There, problem solved. The evidence was destroyed and my career is saved. Alls well that ends well.

(Y/N): Uhh Panty, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like tha-

Stocking: You imbecile! As long as there's even a single tape out there, it can be copied into an infinite amount of DVDs and Blu-rays! (groans angrily) God dammit!

Yeah she was getting pretty pissed off that her one chance of fame is getting taking away from her because of one of Panty's fuckups.

Stocking: You never think anything through. I'm pretty sure you don't even have a brain in that skull of yours! I bet it's all clogged up with monkey vomit.

Panty did NOT take that lightly.

Panty: What was that, sour grapes?! You puked drenched goth bitch! Watch as my people clean up this entire mess! Don't underestimate team Panty-

The room was empty by the time the trio looked around. I bet a cartoonic tumbleweed could just pass through there.

(Y/N): Damn. They made it like a Tom and Cruise out of here.

Stocking: Well serves you right. This is the end of the road for you, Panty.

Having no other choice, she gave in and asked for your help.

Panty: (Y/N)~ Stocking~ You two are the only people I can count on! Please help meeeeeeee...

(Y/N) and Stocking: (sighs deeply)

You and Stocking agreed to help her, as much as you didn't want to. It was mainly because Stocking wanted the movie to be saved and allow her to gain some popularity. You tagged along because you thought it was gonna be some adventure of the sorts.

And so begins the quest to destroy every last one of those porn VHS's. Apparently she found out that there were a bunch of people that got their grimy hands on the copies, so you three need to find them and take the evidence.

Houses were crashed into, stores were broken into, and threats were made. Panty did whatever it took to make sure last tape was crunched by Chuck.

Eventually the entire Daten City was visited by the trio, and you were tired of running around and grabbing tapes.

(Y/N): Is that all of them?

Stocking: Nope.

(Y/N): Wait what? Then where the hell is the next-

Stocking: In Egypt.

(Y/N): Seriously? Ah you gotta be fucking kidding me.

So then it turns into a worldwide trip to break some tapes. Sure, you were on some luxury cruises and first class plane trips, but it's been super boring since you weren't fighting anything.

Because if there's one thing that you weren't a fan of, is that you were not been able to get any action in battling.

You eventually were able to get all the tapes from many people around the world. Surprisingly at a span of almost four days. These angels really know how to get things done quickly, huh?

Then there was the fact you had to go to OUTER SPACE to get the last tape. Something wanting to "educate" the space station or whatever.

However, instead if making Chunk eat it, Panty actually wanted to save it.

Panty: Hmm... Maybe I should save it as a keepsake.

Stocking: I mean it's your movie after all.

(Y/N): I mean why not? We came this far, why not at least save one of them?

(scene break)

The trio was back in the Daten Theatre. The crowd was hyped up once again, and our trio was happy that the entire panty sex leak was over.

Panty: This was made all possible by the fans! You're the best, you really are!

Announcer: This is Miss Panty's debut...

Panty: Yes, yes. That's right! This is my first ever film!

Announcer: This is also Miss Stocking's and Mister (Y/N)'s first film, am I right?

(Y/N): Yep! It is alright!

Stocking: It's like a dream come true to appear in a movie with my sister-

Panty: Well actually... We DID start off as a trio. But as you can see, this girl's a little emo, and the boy's a bit too much of a geek. I was worried that they wouldn't fit in with the movie. So after talking it over with the director and producer, we decided that I could be the only star! We figured everybody would prefer that way!

Camera flashes brighten the room, and cheers wailed for Panty. Everyone was ecstatic for her and her only-star movie. As for you and Stocking...

Oof, yikes... Both of you were NOT happy to hear that.

Tatsumatsu: I had a BIG part of the movie when that giant ass ghost appeared! Are you fucking serious?!

Stocking's eyes met yours, and you were both thinking the same exact idea.

(Y/N): (nods)

Stocking: (nods)

The two of you left without saying a word. A computer in the backstage lit up, and our duo was the only ones back there. Stocking logged into Panty's "Youtobe" account, and you pulled out the VHS tape from before. The computer downloaded the video and started uploading it onto the internet.

Stocking: Jeez... The fucking NERVE of this bitch!

(Y/N): Fucking unbelievable. I hope this would be enough to shatter that career of hers.

Stocking: Glad to see that you're on board with this plan. It's about time we show Panty what happens if she fucks with us.

(Y/N): Yes I fucking agree.

(timeskip brought to you by Stocking munching on some pudding)

It's been a little over a week since Panty was dethroned as a celebrity. It was enough for you and Stocking to be satisfied for full on revenge for all the shit she had to put you two through. Despite being dreaded over the fact she was no longer popular, she actually got over after a day or two, which kinda sadden you a little.

Things were starting to get back to normal for you three. Or so you thought.

(BAM!)

Stocking: WHERE IS IT?!

Stocking was NOT happy. But for what exactly?

Stocking: It's missing! Missing! Missing! Missing!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

You quickly walked into the living room from the kitchen when you heard Stocking's wails. Panty was just laying on the couch eating some chips.

(Y/N): The hell is going on?!

Panty: That's what I wanna know. It's kinda early in the morning for all of this ruckus. She's probably missing her period.

(Y/N): What's wrong, Stocking?

Stocking: My pudding's gone! My pudding!

(Y/N): But don't we have some in the fri-

Stocking: Not THAT kind of pudding! The legendary delicacy I ordered from heaven that was supposed to have a five hundred year waiting list!

(Y/N): ...Okay I see your situation now.

She stomps over to Panty and leans over to her general direction.

Stocking: Did YOU eat it?

Panty: Why the hell are you asking me? For all I know, (Y/N) could've ate it.

Stocking: I know (Y/N) enough that he wouldn't ever never do that. It was either you or Chuck!

Panty: And why would I do that?

She cups Panty's cheeks and looks closely to her cheek, which had some yellow pudding on it.

Panty: Alright, so I may have ate it, but it wasn't that good anyways. Too sweet.

Stocking: I knew it was you... You can't stand sweet stuff! So why the hell you would eat it!?

Panty: So what? It's only pudding. It's not like the end of the world here.

Tatsumatsu: Well... That being said, if you dare leave a scratch on (Y/N)'s Switch, he'll be on a fucking warpath till next week.

Stocking: Why are you being so irresponsible?!

The camera cuts into Stocking's room. It was VERY clean and neat with everything in its place.



Stocking: This is my room...

Then Panty's room was shown, and my God it was a sight to see.

Clothes everywhere, food on the floor, and her stuff is just everywhere. The room fucking stinks too.



Stocking: And your room looks like a hoarder's asshole exploded! Not just that, but even after using the bathroom too! Food, food, food everywhere! Look at the stuff you put in your mouth, and I'm not just talking about dick. (sighs loudly) I don't even know what else to say...

(Y/N): Yeah I have to agree with Stoxking here... Even I don't leave a mess this fucking big.

Panty: Aww come on Stocking, you're such a little hothead. Don't let your panties in a bunch.

Stocking: Sometimes I question myself if we really are sisters...

Panty: How about I just share my favorite snacks to cheer you up?

She tried handing Stocking q bag some spicy chips, to where she just slaps it onto the floor. Chuck strolls over and tries to take a nibble, only to fucking have his mouth full of flames on how spicy it was.

Panty: Look hooker I'm trying to be fucking nice here.

(Y/N): Says you.

Stocking: You know I hate spicy foods!

Panty: You DO know that if you keep eating all of those sweets you'll just end up as fat as some cow.

Stocking: Well here some news, Flaty Mcflaterson. All my fat goes straight to my boobs, so there's no problem here.

Panty: Yeah, and your boobs are just fat lumps with nipples the size of dinner plates. Mine are soft, fierce and oh god are they sensitive!

Her legs went high into the air as she legit let's out a soft orgasm. Not even fucking kidding with this shit. Then again, this is Panty Anarchy we're talking about.

(Y/N): D-Did she just-

Stocking: Excuses, excuses. Bigger boobs are obviously better.

Panty: (relieved sigh) Is that all you have to brag about? No wonder you can score with any hot men.

Stocking: Oh really? Well...

You suddenly felt a slight, but tight pull on your arm. It was then you realized Stocking pulled you to her side.

Stocking: I managed to score with (Y/N) right here!

(Y/N): (blushes slightly) W-Wait what?!

Stocking: He's kind, friendly, and WAY better than those boy toys you have. And if I recall, I believe he denied your request for sex. Such a shame, he has a massive dick that is way better than any of those men YOU ever had.

(Y/N): Hey hey hey listen. I don't remember myself showing you my di-

Panty: Well you can keep that ugly bastard for all I care! He's almost as a fucking geek as Geek Boy anyday! He never shuts the fuck up about videogames, and I bet that large dick of his is just a limp ass hotdog!

(Y/N): I take offense to that, you know!

Stocking didn't take that too well... Why? Well... You actually respect her for eating massive amounts of sweets, and helped her in the many situations they already experienced.

Stocking: Why you-!

Panty: Besides, his fatass is too jiggly, just like your fancy pudding and giant skin sacks.

Thunder crackles in the air and the atmosphere thickens. The anime "lightning bolt" could he seen when both Panty and Stocking were glaring at each other. Panty finally summons Backlace and aims it right at Stocking.

Panty: Filthy skank!

And Stocking summons Stripes One and Two, both being gripped in both hands.

Stocking: Whoreface!

Tatsumatsu: Worldstar! Someone get the popcorn!

You took a few steps back to see the two sisters about to fight each other to the death. Stocking has both swords by her sister's neck, while Panty pointer her gun at Stocking's forehead. The elevator bell rings behind you before you had a chance to try and stop them.

Garterbelt had his arm around Brief's shoulders when they entered the room.

Brief: H-Hey Panty... Your d-dad showed me i-in. He's an interesting guy...

Garterbelt: I'm single.

Brief: W-Wha?

He pulls put a piece of paper with the word "Rope" in red.

Garterbelt: Angels, and human, God binds you to do his will! Depart immediately!

But Stocking and Panty sitting on the opposite sides of the room, not very happy to say the least.

Garterbelt: Panty and Stocking, move out!

(Y/N): Yeaaaah I think that isn't gonna happen anytime soon.

Garterbelt: Holy shit! Why the hell not?!

Panty and Stocking: I ain't working with this fucking bitch! (looks at each other) Who are you calling a "fucking bitch"?! Enough is enough! (pushes index fingers together) You and I are done! Stop copying me!

Tatsumatsu: Jeez... They really do act like kids sometimes.

(Y/N): (readjusts glasses) Tell me about it. It's like how I used to be with my sis- Woah!

Stocking pulled onto your arms and started dragging you into the elevator.

Stocking: Let's go, (Y/N). Who needs that worthless bitch anyway?

(Y/N): H-Hey... You're gripping my arm a little to hard.

Panty: Well good riddance! Fuck that freaky sugar addict and that videogame fuckwad. I rather work with Geek Boy over here.

Brief: E-Eh?! Me?!

Panty: Stay out of my hair.

Stocking: Same to you!

She pushed the elevator door, and you both decended to the underground parking lot. After calming down a bit, she let go of your arm and sighed a bit.

Stocking: (sighs) I'm sorry I acted like that. Panty really knows how to get on my nerves.

(Y/N): It's fine, really. I mean I understand where you're coming from with Panty.

Then there was an awkward silence between you two before finally getting into Stocking's car, See Through.

She revved up the engine and sped through the tunnel, while also running into Brief and Panty, specifically Brief, and speeding out of the area.

Stocking: I seriously can't believe her! How could she eat something with my name on it! She does all of this stupid shit because she just doesn't think.

(Y/N): I understand that. I mean sometimes my younger sister does that to me. A five hundred year waiting list for the sweetest pudding must've been something you've been waiting for.

Stocking: ...Hey (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Hmm?

Stocking: I'm sorry for dragging you into this. I know you must be annoyed by the shit I'm putting you through.

(Y/N): No it's fine. It's been quite fun actually.

Stocking: Really?

(Y/N): Mhm. I'm always craving for something to do, and you two are always ready to create some chaos. Besides, you seem like a nice person to hang around with.

Stocking's cheeks started burning a little. Barely anyone wanted to talk to her, hell even be with her. And here you are, just smiling, caring, and happy that you're here right now.

Stocking: I'm glad... Oh, we're here!

You looked ahead to see that you both were in the "bad part" of Daten City. Homeless people, drug addicts, prostitutes, they're all here. Your eyes fall onto Stocking, who was on the phone.

Stocking: Garterbelt, we're at the location.

Garterbelt: Great. I learned the identity of the ghost. This ghost is a girl-

It cuts off when Panty's voice could be heard.

Panty: Hey, if Stocking apologizes, I'll be willing to lend a hand.

But Stocking wasn't having any of that. So what she did was throw the phone into Chuck's mouth, allowing him to swallow it whole. The vibrations of the phone then caused the his insides to literally shit into the phone and shoot out onto the other end, causing it to splat onto Panty's face.

And Panty wasn't happy about this either. She crushed her phone, threw it on the floor, and stomped onto the remains repeatedly.

Panty: Fucking fucking fucking fucking bitch!!!

Back to you and Stocking, you had the urge to use the men's room. And when the duty calls, it's the men's responsibility to take care of it.

(Y/N): Hey umm... You go on ahead. I need to take a quick piss somewhere.

Stocking: Seriously?

(Y/N): Hey, you're the one who just pulled me into the elevator before I had the chance to do anything.

Stocking: (sighs) Fine. Just make it quick, the ghost could be nearby.

(Y/N): No fuss. Be back in five minutes if no one decides to pick a fight. Just be careful.

You then plugged your headphones in, and quickly walked around to find the nearest restroom.

(quick scene break)

(Y/N): Yeah, flooded apple pie. Left until somebody cries. Goddamn always talking shizzle behind man get left behind. Come on and quit that shizzle tell me what you really want. Louder ladies I can feel nothing In the tone of your voice.

Tatsumatsu: Man that song never gets old.

(Y/N): Right? I'm glad they ported it into the PC.

(VRROOOOOOOOM!)

???: Hey Geek Boy Two!

You turned around to see Panty riding on a scooter with Brief clumsily steering it.

Brief: (Y/N)!

Panty: Get your ass over here, I think Stocking's bitch ass found the ghost!

(Y/N): Already? Jeez that was quick. Go ahead and lead the way then.

So you followed them and quickly ran to find Stocking, who could possibly be in danger. The trio drove into a dark alleyway, to which you saw Stocking being wrapped up by a two-in-one ghost combo. One was a little girl ghost, while the other one was a bigger and scarier "beast", and they're both connected by a "rope". Guess that explains the red "rope" on the Garterbelt note from before.



But anyways, Stocking was... Enjoying being tied up? Like she actually LIKES it. You'll have to question about that to her later.

Panty shoots at the Ghost before he gets the chance at chomping Stocking. The bullet only grazed him though.

Panty: Move it, you dumbass Ghost!

You stood quite a distance away from behind the ghost. Your "main character" instincts were tingling right now, so it would be wise to stand back for now. Why? You're about to find out soon enough.

Plus you don't want to get in the way when the two sisters beat each other to death.

Panty rams into the smaller ghost and jumps off the scooter, allowing Stocking to break free. Brief just crashed into the dumpster and fell into it afterwards.

Panty: God, learn to take care of yourself. I don't have time for this motherfuckery.

Stocking: Hmph! I was enjoying myself until you butted in.

Tatsumatsu: Damn, Stocking really has that damn kinky side.

Beast Ghost: Both of the stupid sisters are here at long last! Prepare to die together!

The girl ghost curls up into a ball, then the giant ghost threw them at the sisters.

But they just kept bouncing it back while they were arguing.

Panty: Can you stop it with the Hissy McBullshit already?!

Stocking: You need to start giving a damn! And here I thought all this bullshit would've been fucked out of you by then!

Panty: Why don't you say that again, huh?!

Stocking: "That again", whore-opolis!

Beast Ghost: Hey bitches, stop fighting each other so I can fucking kill you!

The beast slammed his fist into the ground, causing the two sisters to separate. Stocking used the momentum to jump right at the ghost, ready to slice him to shreds.

(BANG!)

Well... Until Panty shot her sword, nearly missing Stocking.

Stocking: Y-You shot at me...!

Panty: Oops, my trigger finger slipped.

(Y/N): (sighs and mutters angrily) You could've fucking killed her, you know...

The girl ghost launches at Panty, but she easily beated her ass up and sent her flying into the air. She pointed her gun at her, ready to blow that bitch to oblivion.

Panty: Suck on this!

(SHING!)

Well Stocking wasn't going to go down without a fight. So she kinda tossed her sword at Panty, barely missing her and stabbing her gun into the wall.

Stocking: Whoops, my sword slipped.

Tatsumatsu: Welp, she had it coming to her. So I don't feel too sorry.

Panty: "Slipped" my fine hard ass!

The sisters butted heads onto one another, fueled with anger towards each other, and ready to pull their hairs off.

Panty: I told you, don't FUCK with me!

Stocking: Don't fuck with ME!

Brief: Girls, stop! (puts hands together) C-Can the two of you just get along?! Sisters are supposed to treat each other with love and generosit-

(WHAM!)

And... They both punched the fuck out of Brief. He basically just passed out from it. Despite your very sorry look for Brief, the sisters didn't care and actually got more furious at each other.

Panty: You want some of this?!

Stocking: You fucking ginormous bitch cunt!

That's where things got a little ugly. Hair pulls, bites, black eyes, bruises, and all of the above were being pushed amongst the two. Stocking's other sword flew out from the fight, almost pierced the ghost, and stabbed onto the ground next to you.

(Y/N): Jeez, they're really going at it.

Tatsumatsu: What are we going to do?

(Y/N): Should we stop them?

Tatsumatsu: I think we shou-

(BAM!)

Oh, right. They completely forgot about the ghost. His giant fist slammed into the ground, and the Anarchy sisters were comically flattened.

Beast Ghost: Hey! Don't forget about us! I got sick of you two ignoring us!

Girl Ghost: Me too!

The ghost duo then wrapped the rope around the two angels, while also mocking them.

Girl Ghost: You're both sitting ducks when you keep fighting each other!

Stocking: (breathes heavily) Shit...

Panty: This is all your fault! It's all because you won't apologize!

Stocking: Don't blame me because you were greedy!

And the ghosts completely kicked their asses. It even went as far as slamming them into a conveniently placed basketball hoop.

As a certain skeleton may say...

Geeeeeeet dunked on!

Beast Ghost: A wolf won't even consider eating a couple of fighting sisters!

Girl Ghost: I bet they taste like barf!

Both Ghosts: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Okay you actually need to step in. They're gonna get themselves killed if you don't do something.

(Y/N): Alright alright fine. Umm...

Your eyes glanced over Stripe Two, Stocking's sword. You picked it up and took a quick look over it.

(Y/N): I wonder...

The ghosts were about to finish the sisters off, until they felt another behind them. They both turned around to see you, with your eyes closed, gripping onto Stocking's sword.

Stocking was able to take a look and see what was happening.

Stocking: (Y-Y/N)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTgl3cCyDo

Your body started glowing white, and some very peppy music began playing in the background. A new power is soaring through your body. It was as if your body was being cleansed and rejuvenated.

(Y/N): Oh wicked spirit born of a lost soul in a limbo, recieved judgment from the garb of the Holy Virgin, cleansed of worldly impurities, return to Heaven and Earth!

A small halo appeared above your head, and angel wings illuminated onto you. Opening your eyes, you were shocked to see that you were floating in midair without using any Elemental powers or Tatsumatsu. You had a giant smirk to see you unlocked a new power up.

(Y/N): Woah... Holy shit dude...

Tatsumatsu: I like this... I LOVE THIS!

Ghost Girl: Who the hell is that?!

Ghost Beast: How can a mere human turn into an angel?!

The Anarchy sisters were shocked to see you in some sort of "angelic form". You were surprised to see that your plan actually work.

(Y/N): Leave the Stocking and Panty alone, if you know what's good for you.

Ghost Beast: And why should we listen to someone like you, hmm?!

(Y/N): Well... I maybe an angel, but I think it's about time I raise some HELL!

Your left arm reaches behind your back. At first glance it may seem you weren't doing anything, but in reality you were actually pulling into the Hammerspace and reaching your beautiful, blood thirsty, weapon.

(Y/N): SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!



AN AK-47

(A/N): Just try to imagine this weapon to look like Panty's "Backlace".

The clip was unloaded into the girl ghost, leaving bullet holes all over her. The ghost immediately exploded right afterwards. It left only the Beast Ghost behind with one half of the rope.

Beast Ghost: You're gonna PAY for this!

(Y/N): (smirks) How so? Cash, Credit? Oh, do you take checks?

Yeah he really didn't take that one lightly.

Beast Ghost: (ROAAAAAAR!)

He lunged at you and started swinging his claws in your direction. However, due to you having this new form, you were actually able to anticipate his moves alot faster than a normal human would.

Eventually, you just yawned and kicked him straight in the face. He got launched into a wall, leaving a small crater in the brick wall.

(Y/N): Blue Buster!

Blue Buster came into your dominant hand, which was illuminating a white glow. You also had Stripe Two on your other hand, basically dual wielding.

(Y/N): Repent, motherfucker! INFINITY SLASH!

Countless slices came and went as the monster got completely chopped to bits. He cries out in pain before finally exploding to ashes.

The church bell then rings in the air, signifying the Ghost has made peace.

(stop music)

Letting out a soft sigh, your half-angelic form came to a close. Stripe Two turns back to a normal stocking, and both the halo and angel wings vanished.

(Y/N): Water. Bubble.

You healed both of the angels from the wounds they inflicted on each other. They both finally got up and stared at you in shock. Well... Stocking is in shock, but Panty is more interested in you more than anything.

Stocking: (Y/N)! H-How did you...?

(Y/N): To be honest, I'm not even sure myself. It just sort of thought of something, and it worked.

Panty: (eyebrow raised) Are you sure you're not half angel?

(Y/N): (shakes head) Nope. Just a little ol' human, trying to protect his friends.

Stocking: That was pretty awesome!

(Y/N): (sheepishly) Thanks, but it wasn't anything special. Oh yeah, I hope I didn't mind that I borrowed your Stocking for a little bit.

You handed over Stocking's stocking, to which she happily takes it.

Stocking: N-Not at all! You kinda just saved our asses after all.

(Y/N): You two need to get along more. Even though you two have very different personalities, you're both related by blood. You both shouldn't fight over such petty things anymore.

They both looked down. Panty knew he was right, she did take it a bit far by not apologizing to her in the first place. Stocking knew he was wrong too, she really freaked the fuck out over nothing serious. She should've adjusted the situation a bit better.

(Y/N): Panty, in going to drop you off at the church. I'm going to being Stocking over to that candy shop that isn't too far from here.

Stocking: Really?!

(Y/N): I just gotta hope she doesn't blow out my wallet again...

Panty: (sighs) Fine.

(Y/N): Oh yeah, Brief. Wanna get in the car? I'll drive you home.

Brief: S-Sure... I don't mi-

???: That won't be necessary.

Garterbelt legit came out of nowhere and laid a hand on Brief's shoulder.

Garterbelt: I'll be the one taking him home from here.

Brief: Eh?!?!?

The trio just sweat dropped before heading into the car.

(Y/N): Yeah, you're on your own with this one Brief. Best of luck to ya!

You quickly stepped on the gas and sped off, leaving Brief and Garterbelt behind.

Brief: Guys wait! Don't leave me here!!!

But you all just ignored him. You drove towards the highway while the sun sets in the background. Stocking couldn't help but smiles to herself as she stares as you.

Stocking's Thoughts: You always find ways to surprise me (Y/N)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtvaKdqVFPg

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Author's Note: I really need to learn how to stop procrastinating...

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But hey, this chapter has been finally been uploaded! I'm really happy on how this one turned out.

Also, if you haven't check it out yet, check out my other mini book I'm creating right now.

I'll try to push the next chapter out soon. Until then, I hope you all enjoyed thos chapter, and I'll see you all in the next one!