Legend: (Y/N) - Your Name

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(Author's POV)

Stocking: Thanks, (Y/N). You're really kind.

(Y/N): Don't mention it.

She then proceeds to give you a small hug, which made your face turn slightly pink. You didn't care though, it felt nice.

Panty just scoffs at the sight and walks away. You rolled your eyed playfully and just petted Stocking's head, since you were taller then her.

Tatsumatsu: Enjoying yourself?

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Just let me enjoy the damn moment, Tats.

Tatsumatsu: (playfully scoffs) Suit yourself.

(scene break)

A few days have passed since the little diet incident. Stocking went back to her sweet-loving self again, and everything was pretty much back to normal for now.

You were paying attention to Stocking and Panty readjusting the different styles of their weapons. At the moment. Panty was SUPER bored, however, so she pretty much didn't give any fucks on upgrading Backlace. The sight of people making new weapons kinda interests you, so you didn't mind much.

Panty: (groans) Why in the hell are we stuck inside, tuning our weapons, on a weekend night.

(Y/N): Much better than the chaos that happens out there. Alot of shit has been happening lately.

Stocking: Panty, we need to finish these before that fucking afro-priest gets back or else who knows what he'll do to us.

Panty: Oooh~ My name is Stocking and I rather stay home and jack off at machinery than going out on the weekends like any other normal girl does.

If you couldn't tell the sarcasm in her voice there, may god help you.

Panty: Come on Stocking, this is going against what we were made to do!

(Y/N): You mean cleaning, cooking, and getting fucked? Sorry Panty but women need a bit more respect than that.

Stocking: If that's the case, Panty, what is our so called duty? What is is God's will tonight?

Panty's phone rings a notification, so she quickly checked her phone before arranged her hair to look like Garterbelt's afro.



Panty: (deep voice) Ahem, we have been blessed with another directive from the heavens above. (normal voice) And here it is!

She points her phone right towards the two of you. On closer inspection, it appears to be a school event that's happening tonight.

Stocking: A lingerine... Run?

(Y/N): So we're basically just wearing our undergarments to school?

Panty: Mhm! Isn't this great!

Stocking: This sounds fucking stupid.

(Y/N): It kinda does, but hey, it'll be nice to get my blood punping. Besides, I was kinda craving for something to do instead of being a lazy fatass and play videogames all day.

Stocking: (sighs) Fine. I guess I have no other choice.

Tatsumatsu: You're not gonna leave me behind, right?

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Don't worry about it. I'll just wrap you around my waist.

Tatsumatsu: You better not pull my damn sleeves too hard! Those shits are sensitive, you know!

(quick scene break)

It was evening, and the camera was hovering over Daten City High. Music was blasting and people were laughing and chatting. The men were ripping their shirts off, revealing o lying their underwear. As for the women, their just lowering their skirts to expose their panties while only wearing bras. Most of the students were drinking and having alot of fun.

Well... Almost everyone.

A group of jocks were in a group together surrounding a familiar small boy.

Jock 1: Haha, would you look at this? A little twerp has managed to sneak in.

One of them holds the boy up, and it revealed to be Briefs with his signature green outfit.

Jock 2: And check it out, he still has all of his clothes on!

Poor Brief, he can never catch a break, can he?

Jock 2: A geeky loser like you should just run home and suck on your mommy's titties!

The jocks kept poking fun at the orange haired boy. That was until-

(VRROOOOOOOOM!)

(CRASH!)

A certain pink car crashed through the gates at the school and into the jocks. The red carpet rolls out and comes out Panty and Stocking with only their ungergarments. As for you, an underwear was just covering your junk. Your body wasn't super buffed like the fucking jocks that were bullying Brief, but your body wasn't chunky either.

It was just... Normal.

Oh yeah, and Tats was just wrapped around your waist, as you promised.

(Y/N):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fk9eUnJLSw

Panty: Nobody ain't going to be having fun yet without me!

The entire school cheers in the sight of our trio of heroes. They cleared a pathway to allow you three to pass on through.

Everyone: Yeah! The rulers have arrived! Panty, Stocking, and (Y/N)! Yay!

You ran down the middle while Panty and Stocking rushed down the sides. Our Gluttony angel stuck her hand out and swept at all of the girl's massive titties, while her sister swept down at all of the boy's bulges. Yeah I'm not even kidding. All the boys and girls at the front row fainted, leaving many students just laying on the floor in full ecstasy.

Brief went up to you three and started waving his arms about, as usual. You waved and smiled warmly at him.

(Y/N): Yoooo. What's going on Brief?

Brief: H-Hey (Y/N). Panty and Stocking, you're l-looking good, as usual-

Panty: "Usual"?! We don't even know who the fuck you are!

Panty got all up into Brief's face, clearly annoyed by his presence of being here.

Panty: Listen here, I'm not the type of girl to mess with tiny turtle neck cock losers with the foreskin attached!

(Y/N): Bold of you to say that shit when you haven't even seen it yourself, Panty.

Panty: Oh yeah?! Well I'm about to find out now!

She rips his pants off, leaving him only in his underwear. He tried his best to pull himself away from Panty while also avoiding getting shot in the head by Backlace Panty was holding towards his head.

Brief: Wait wait wait!!! I can't get naked in front of all of these people! Unless if we're both alone, I'm not taking these things off!

The lights of the football field blared onto a stage. The trio turns around to see a silhouetted man with a giant familiar afro.

???: Ah, good evening students!

Panty: Uhh... Who in the hell is that?

Stocking: (shrugs) Beats me.

You raised your eyebrow in confusion to double check if they were kidding or not.

Tatsumatsu: Are you kidding me? That's clearly Gar-

???: I am Master G, the host of this event. I want to welcome you all to tonight's Lingerie Run!

Students: Yeah!!! Master G!!!

"Master G" then kept rambling on and on about how he thought upon the event, and how it's going to affect everyone. It was after a few minutes of standing around and doing nothing was pretty much Panty's breaking point. She picked up Chuck and chucked him right at Master G.

Pun totally intended there by the way.

He was caught off guard, but was barely able to dodge it. He just sighs quietly and spoke into the microphone again

Master G: I see you're all quite excited for this event to start. Very well, boys and girls, get set!

(BANG!)

A flare gun rang out, and thousands of half naked students ran across the track and onto the main road of the city. Many bystanders stepped back in shock to see the humongous wave of students running across the road.

Panty was clearly enjoying herself by being in the middle of many muscular macho dudes, while Stocking was being carried by a bunch of boys and ate some bananas.

As for you, Tats insisted that you should fly above the crowd in order not to get squashed or ran over. So you agreed, and strapped her in without zipping her up, and started flying over the parade of students.

Tatsumatsu: It's crazy how many students were actually willing to do this type of shit.

(Y/N): I was kinda shocked as well. Only slightly though, since this is pretty much anime logic for ya.

Everything was going pretty well. You eventually caught up with the angel sisters and started jogging with them.

That's when you start to notice something strange. Many people that were running ahead of you starting running in the opposite direction. What's also weird is that they were all butt naked.

Stocking: Uhh... What's going on?

(Y/N): They're all naked... Something is happening up ahead.

???: That's right!

A van sped up to our trio, and it revealed to be Master G, who called you out.

Master G: Naturally, this must be the work of an evil spirit! The revenge of underwear that's been tossed aside! It's hatred will not be quenched until it has swallowed every last piece of underwear on this planet!

Panty: Seriously who the hell is this guy?

(Y/N): Are yall serious? That's clearly Gar-

Master G: A-Ahem! In any case, it's up to you three to exorcise this evil spirit! Now go, angels and human!

Stocking: (sighs) Let's just go.

(Y/N): Yare yare... I don't even got my comfortable underwear on.

The trio rushed ahead, seeing more and more people running the opposite direction while being fully naked. You eventually see the ghost who was causing all of this ruckus.



It was a black humanoid ghost with panty-shaped eyes and mouth, and has two "horns" attached to his head.

Underwear Ghost: Excellent!!! That's incredible! I've never seen lingerine that can transform!

(Y/N): Yeah, and you're not gonna be seeing anything anymore once those two are done with you!

Panty: That's right, pantyface, are you ready have some bullets engrained into that nonexistent brain of yours?

Underwear Ghost: Hoh Hoh Hoh! I could see that you're all itching to get your hands on me!

Panty quickly pulls out Backlace and starts shooting at the ghost. He cries out in pain, until he realises that he wasn't even shot at all.

Yep, Panty forgot to load up Backlace before they left.

Panty: You can't be serious right now!

(Y/N): (groans) God dammit Panty!

Stocking: Hmph, that's what happens when you don't care for your weapon. Pathetic...

Stripe was summoned into Stocking's grasp, and she proceeded to slash repeatedly at the ghost. He once again cried out in pain.

But it didn't even hurt him.

Apparently Stocking's stripe wasn't durable enough to do enough damage and completely shattered.

Stocking: (screams) No!!! My Stripe!

Underwear Ghost: Such a naughty girl...

The ghost appeared right behind Stocking, and quickly reached for her Stripe. Stocking shutted her eyes in fright.

(Y/N): Wizard's foot!

(WHAM!)

Right on the side of the skull. The ghost was sent flying a few feet. before hitting a side of a building. He rubbed his head in pain to see you helping Stocking back up.

(Y/N): You alright?

Stocking: Yeah... thanks.

Underwear Ghost: Oh? A human has stood up against me? This will hurt in the morning, but you really are an interesting one.

(Y/N): I may be a human, but I ain't no normie! Time to exorcise this bitch!

Tatsumatsu: Hell yeah! At your command!

The ghost's eyes widen, but immediately smirked when he had an idea in mind.

(Y/N): Let's fucking do this, Kamui Tatsu-

(WHOOSH!)

Underwear Ghost: Yoink!

(Y/N): W-Whoa what the hell?!

Your eyes weren't even able to keep up to see the ghost with Tatsumatsu in his grasp. It all happened in a split second, and Tats was freaking the fuck out.

Tatsumatsu: Whoa whoa whoa! (Y/N)!

Underwear Ghost: Ah, so you were the one who was speaking. You may not be any undergarment or lingerie, but I'll gain a power boost by just devouring you!

Tatsumatsu: The fuck?! This ghost can hear me (Y/N)!

(Y/N): Hey, gimme my jacket back!

Underwear Ghost: No way! I just found my dessert! If you three excuse me, I'll be heading off now to dine on some more undergarments! Tah tah!

Tatsumatsu: (Y/N)!!!

He then speeds off down the street, while the angel sisters had shocked looks on their faces. As for you, an anime tick mark was showing on your head. You were pretty pissed off at the ghost that just stole Tats, the piece of clothing that technically saved your life during the previous book.

(Y/N): That MOTHERFUCKER stole one of my prized possessions! (turns to the angels) We're getting my jacket back, and eviscerating that son of a bitch.

Panty: (snaps back to reality) Ah what's the big deal? If he eats your jacket, you could just get another one-

You gripped Panty's shoulders and glared into her. She was able to sense the annoyance and anger pouring out of you.

(Y/N): Listen here Panty... I was trying to be nice here, but if that bootleg Flash eats even a sleeve of that jacket, I would make sure that you would go through the nine circles of hell TWICE after I kill you.

Panty: (backs up) Alright alright! Jeez, you're so overdramatic sometimes.

She whistles loudly, and Chuck comes to the rescue by driving Stocking's car, See Through. The trio jumps into the car and Stocking revved up the engine. You then took off in the direction the ghost went.

Stocking: So what the hell are we gonna do now? We don't have any weapons.

(Y/N): Leave it to me! I'll just use my Elemental attacks to fuck him up. Quickly now, over there!

Target acquired. You have sights on the ghost running at an incredible speed. Standing your ground at the hood of the car, you started firing up some Elemental attacks. But no matter what you do, none of attacks are connecting. He was just too fast to land any hits on.

Panty: Hey, didn't you say that you were gonna stop messing around and fuck his ass up?!

(Y/N): Shut the hell up bitch, at least I'm trying to do something here! If you can get your fatass to do something then it'll be helpful!

She scoffs and proceeds to take out a megaphone and yells to the boys by the sidewalk.

Panty: Alright boys, who wants a blowjob?!

Boys: Eh?!?!

Panty: Do a handstand if you want one! Hurry it up!

And wouldn't you know it, almost every boy did a damn handstand, leaving their underwear exposed.

Panty: Aight, here we go bitches!

With a help of Chuck, they managed to pull a pile of underwear from the rows of boys doing a handstand. She focused her energy into the underwear, and try converting them into to an alternate "Backlace".

Problem was that when she did transform them, it was either too small, skinny, or curved. You rolled your eyes to see Panty's failure of an attack.

Panty: Fucking hell what are these underwears?

(Y/N): (groans loudly) If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself. I call upon Wind!

Wind particles surrounded Blue Buster that you summoned a minute ago. You gripped your sword and attempted to fly in and snatch Tats away from the ghost. He just laughed and kept dodging your attempts swooping in.

This chase went on for a few minutes while running around the city. Dodging cars, making sharp turns, and avoid getting hit by anything.

It was as of you were the cop and the ghost was your avatar of Subway Surfers.

Eventually, you all made it back to the original track of the highschool, and Brief was conveniently running on it.

Brief: (breathing heavily) How much longer until I catch up with the angels and (Y/N)?

Panty: Yo! Hold the fuck up!

Brief: Huh?

After hitting a corner, Brief collided with the Underwear Ghost, sending himself flying a few meters away. As for the ghost, he lost a grip on Tats and letted go of her, causing the gray jacket to fly into the air. You were able to grasp onto it, slip her on, and zip up the zipper.

(Y/N): Tats!

Tatsumatsu: Thanks for the save homie.

(Y/N): Don't worry I gotchu!

Tatsumatsu: Good, now let's get that motherfucker! There's something in my pocket that could be useful, so you should take advantage of it.

Raising your eyebrow, you dug into Tatsumatsu's pocket to feel a soft clothed object. You were surprised to see one of Stocking's stockings in your pocket.

(Y/N): Where in the hell did you-

Tatsumatsu: This was one of the better ones she made. Now hurry up and get that bootleg Flash before he pussies out again!

(Y/N): Alright bet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTgl3cCyDo

Your body once again started illuminating a white glow. You balled up for fists to channel your angelic form once more..

(Y/N): Oh wicked spirit born of a lost soul in a limbo, recieved judgment from the garb of the Holy Virgin, cleansed of worldly impurities, return to Heaven and Earth!

Blue Buster started glowing along side with Stocking's Stripe. You gripped onto both of them before the Ghost noticing your transformation.

Underwear Ghost: S-Shit! I need to make it like a one night stand and gtfo!

You then appeared right in front of the ghost, making shocked and scared at the same time. He tried making a run for it, but it appeared that you kept appearing wherever he's going to run. He started panicking to see you predicting his every move.

To explain it shortly, your reaction time was crazily fast that you were able to see where he was about to run in slow motion. Then, using an extra boost in speed, you seemingly "teleport" in front of the ghost.

Underwear Ghost: W-What the hell are you?!

(Y/N): (smirks) They call me the Blue Eyed Blade. Now repent, fucking underwear fetish! INFINITY SLASH!

After a flurry of slashes from both swords, the ghost disintegrated instantaneously. The church bell rung right in time, and your body stopped glowing. Two coins landed onto your hand and you smiled. You turned towards the sisters with a victorious grin on your face.

(stop music)

(Y/N): Gottem.

Stocking: Good job on getting him, (Y/N).

Panty: (rolls eyes) Thanks, I guess.

(Y/N): All in the day's work. Hey, you alright Brief?

The camera cuts to Brief, who was holding his head to stop it from spinning.

Brief: Y-Yeah... Just bonked my head is all.

(Y/N): Come on, I'm pretty sure we got some pain killers at the church.

Panty: Ew. That nasty garbage geek is not sitting next to me.

(Y/N): Hey, don't disrespect my home boy right here. If it wasn't for him, I would've lost my jacket.

Brief: I-I didn't do anything amazing... I just ran into him by a-accident.

(Y/N): Brief, you need to toughen up dude. I'm your friend, but you can't expect me to be saving your ass all the time.

Brief: Right... S-Sorry.

(Y/N): Heyo Stocking. You don't mind if we bring him to the church, right?

Stocking: Huh? Oh yeah, sure. We can bring geek bo- I-I mean... Brief, back to the church.

(Y/N): Heh... Thanks Stocking. At least someone appreciates my efforts.

And so the lingerie run came to a close, and you were able to give some aid to Brief by patching him up of any wounds he may have. Panty pretty much didn't care for Brief, but Stocking was amazed to see you caring so much. Her heart started beating rapidly to watch you and Brief laughing together at a distance.

Stocking's Thoughts: He's so caring... So kind... It's a charm of his that I can't shake away. He really is a good person.

Brief thanked you a ton afterwards before leaving for the night. Letting out a huge yawn, you bid Stocking a goodnight and heading off to the couch to sleep. Stocking's face flushed pink as she looked at you once last time before heading off to her room.

(timeskip brought to you by (Y/N) and Stocking sharing a milkshake)

You had a good night's rest, fully energized for the day ahead of you. It was a good thing too, mainly because Stocking kinda sorta begged you and Panty to join her on a trip to this cafe that she really wanted to go. Panty rolled her eyes and agreed, and you happily accepted.

So now the camera cuts to the trio sitting down and relaxing. You ordered a slice of pizza while Stocking ordered some muffin-type dessert for herself. As for Panty, she was picking her nose while staring off into the distance.

Oh yeah, everyone in a ten mile radius was picking their noses for some reason. It kinda bugged you why this was happening so you just confronted Panty about this.

(Y/N): Seriously why the fuck are you picking your nose?

Panty: Haven't you heard already? This is the Oscar Picker therapy. Ecstasy to the nasal membrane.

(Y/N): That has to he one of the dumbest shit I have ever heard. Almost as dumb as Kanye running for president.

Panty: Well... (moans slightly) Everyone famous is doing it.

Stocking: Well don't get any of that shit from your nose into my sweets.

Panty: Seriously how can you stand that stuff?

Stocking: Why don't you try it? It's an Oscar specialty. It sticks to your teeth, but it's crunchy at the same time! This treat with its one hundred and eight percent concentrated egg cream and its subtle bitter taste will revolutionize the world of sweets! The cutting edge super candy! The "Sparkling Queen Nougat"!

You couldn't help hut smile to see Stocking's excited grin. It's nice to see her enjoying herself whenever she's out of the house.

Eventually Panty dug into her nose so deep that she then pulled out a gigantic sized booger. The scariest part is the fact it looks EXACTLY like Stocking's sweet treat.

Tatsumatsu: That... Is disturbing and disgusting at the same time.

Stocking: That's huge. You need to drink more water if that's the snot you're picking.

???: I-I'm reading a whole heap of gas in there...

Panty: And who the fuck asked, Geek Boy?

Oh yeah, you brought Brief along, just so he won't feel like he's just some weirdo.

Anyways, the "PKE" ghost detector thing was going off, sensing alot of ghostly energy in Panty's snot. She didn't take this too lightly.

Panty: Shut that shit up! Are you saying I'm some sort of Ghost?!

She kept bashing Brief's face repeatedly, until eventually the snot that was on her finger suddenly came off and flew over towards Stocking. Thinking fast, she quickly took a deep breath and blew the snot away before it touched her or her dessert.

Unfortunately enough though, it then flew into someone's nostril. Gross, I know. The said person started sneezing repeatedly away from the four of you.

Panty: Damn, that's some nasty sneezing.

(Y/N): At least do it into your sleeve or something. I ain't trying to catch no Corona.

???: Well well... Look what we have here. I spy with my little blue eyes a couple of fine ladies over here. Are you enjoying our fare? Pardon the interruption, I'm actually the owner of this cafe, Oscar H. Genius.



Oscar: Now I would love to know your names, pretty ladies.

He completely ignored you and Brief, as if you both weren't even there. Your eye slightly twitched to see some random famous dude waltzing over and trying to swoon Stocking over.

Now listen, if this dude was just flirting over with Panty, you wouldn't give much of a fuck. It's Panty after all. However, this is Stocking we're talking about. She ain't gonna be wooed over some rich fucker who could be just some any old asshole.

Panty: Panty!

Stocking: Stocking!

Oscar: Ooh~ What sexy names you got there! Just the way I like 'em! I'll invite you naughty girls to the Oscar Group's one hundred and eighth Anniversary Party! A lavish feast on my airship!

Panty: A party?

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: I don't like the sound of this...

Tatsumatsu: Oh come on (Y/N), lighten up a little! You would be taking this opportunity faster than Author-Kun writing these damn chapters!

Yo. I'm a busy man you know.

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: (rolls eyes) I still don't trust him.

Stocking: My name isn't sexy...

Oscar: Hahaha! It sure is baby~

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: (eye twitches) In fact... I have an ever so slight hatred of him right now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtvaKdqVFPg

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Author's Note: Good morning/afternoon/evening to you everyone. Could I just say how Persona Q is now one of my favorite games on the 3DS now?

God the gameplay was do interesting compared to the original Persona games, the battle theme was so catchy, and I liked how the main characters interacted with each other.

Should I also mention that when the P3 team meets the P4 team, that they were doing JOJO POSES?!

Yeah I got really sucked into the game very easily, especially since I finished Persona 4 Golden.

Anyways, I'm getting off topic. I hoped you guys enjoyed this chapter, and I'll see you all in the next one!