Legend: (Y/N) - Your Name (A/N) - Author's Note

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(Author's POV)

Oscar: Now I would love to know your names, pretty ladies.

He completely ignored you and Brief, as if you both weren't even there. Your eye slightly twitched to see some random famous dude waltzing over and trying to swoon Stocking over.

Now listen, if this dude was just flirting over with Panty, you wouldn't give much of a fuck. It's Panty after all. However, this is Stocking we're talking about. She ain't gonna be swooning over some rich person who could be just some any old asshole.

Panty: Panty!

Stocking: Stocking!

Oscar: Ooh~ What sexy names you got there! Just the way I like 'em! I'll invite you naughty girls to the Oscar Group's one hundred and eighth Anniversary Party! A lavish feast on my airship!

Panty: A party?

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: I don't like the sound of this...

Tatsumatsu: Oh come on (Y/N), lighten up a little! You would be taking this opportunity faster than Author-Kun writing in between chapters!

Yo. I'm a busy man you know.

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: (rolls eyes) I still don't trust him.

Stocking: My name isn't sexy...

Oscar: Hahaha! It sure is baby~

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: (eye twitches) In fact... I have an ever so slight hatred of him right now...

Oscar: Truth to be told, our only goal was to invite every customer here to the party. However you two would be an amazing addition to the party! There would be an orgy of sweets on board.

Stocking: Sweets...?

Panty: Orgy?!

Brief: I guess it could sound like fun, what do you think (Y/N)?

(Y/N): ...

Brief: Y-You alright there?

(Y/N): (lowly) Yeah...

Panty looked up, but she saw that the blimp that was conveniently pumped near the cafe was immediately flying away.

Panty: Uhh... It's flying away. What are we gonna do?

Oscar: You don't need to worry. Look at this, the gas inside these boogers and it'll take us there!

Everyone that had the thick snot on there finger starting floating away, even Panty and Stocking. That just left you and Brief on the ground with no boogers.

(Y/N): (sighs) C'mon Brief, grab onto my arm.

Brief: Huh? O-Oh, okay.

He walked over to you and gently gripped onto your left arm. You were slightly annoyed that they all just technically left without you. You weren't too excited about this party about nose pickings either.

(Y/N): Tats.

Tatsumatsu: Understood. Initiating flight mode.

Your body started glowing light green, allowing you to fly and catch up with the others. Brief shutted his eyes to prevent himself from looking down.

When you landed, it was already crowded as hell. Brief slowly letted you go and walked around the dining area for a bit. As for you, you see Panty looking very annoyed at Stocking while she was devouring the Sparkling Queen Nougats being served to the guests. You also noticed she was starting to pick her nose too.

Tatsumatsu: Those Nougat things look disturbing when I think about Panty's booger from before.

(Y/N): Yeah I understand what you mean...

Tatsumatsu: Yo... Why are you picking your nose?

(Y/N): H-Huh?

Tats was right, you were picking your nose, but the fact you never noticed it earlier was kinda weird.

(Y/N): I didn't even...

Tatsumatsu: As long as you don't rub that finger on me, we should be in good terms.

(Y/N): Yeah yeah whatever. Something fishy is going on here...

You noticed that the Oscar guy leading Panty away from Stocking. Judging by her reaction, it seems that she was about to get some sexy time with the fuckbag. She finally left Stocking's side, so you assumed it was your opportune moment to strike up a conversation with her.

(Y/N): Stocking!

Stocking: Hmm? Oh hey! You really need to try these, they are SO YUMMY!

She then tried to hand you one of the Nougats, which caused you to cringed when you stare at it. You just waved it away using your left hand, since you're using your right one to pick your nose.

(Y/N): I-I'm alright Stocking, thanks. I'm not really in the mood for sweets right now.

Tatsumatsu: Dude, that's seriously fucking gross. Stop picking your damn nose.

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: I can't. It's either I'm being controlled or there's something making me addicted to this...

(Y/N): Stocking... There's something fishy going on here.

Stocking: What are you talking about? This is the life! These sweets are the absolute delicious things to die for!

(Y/N): (rolls eyes) Not that. I mean the picking our noses thing. How everyone is trying to dig for gold?

Stocking: Oh come on~ This is basically paradise up here!

(Y/N): I don't know. I just think something strange is happening to us.

Then all of a sudden, a woman screams in fright and delight. You turned around to see most of the people on board furiously picking their noses dangerously fast. The dried boogers just continuously floated into the air and onto the ceiling of the ship.

Stocking: S-Shit! What the hell is going on?! I can't stop!

Stocking was now using both of her hands to pick on both nostrils. You were able to fight the urge to pick your other nostril, but you have to act fast. This is definitely has to do something with that Oscar dude.

So you quickly set off to find Panty to bring the two sisters back together in order to fix this mess.

(Y/N): Panty! Panty where are you?!

Tatsumatsu: Dammit! When we need the blond bitch, she's nowhere to be found!

As you were running down the hall, a giant rumble made you stop in your tracks. You held the wall in order to maintain your balance, but you were able to see Panty fly out of one of the rooms. Surprisingly, with her clothes on.

Coming to your senses, you ran over to her and helped her back up. You now noticed that the balloon that was once making the blimp float was replaced by a ghost that you assumed was Oscar.

(Y/N): Panty! What the hell is going on?!

Garterbelt: The owner was a booger ghost!

(Y/N): Ah shit! Don't fucking do that!

Panty: Seriously, where the hell did you some from?

He completely ignored you two and continued.

Garterbelt: The ghost is made from the boogers from around the world!

(Y/N): That sounds fucking disgusting!

Brief: M-My PKE meter is going off the charts! Is this the ghost of someone who was suffocated to death by boogers?

Garterbelt: No this is the Ghost of a man who slipped on a booger and kicked the bucket!

Tatsumatsu: That really is a fucking sad way to go.

Panty: What's the difference?!

Finger still in your nose, you looked outside to see the Oscar balloon starting to spew out some sort of gas into the air.

Garterbelt: This is an epidemic where anyone who inhales the gas will start to pick their nose until all of the water in their body has turned into boogers!

He suddenly dropped his book and started picking both of his nostrils furiously. He cried in pleasure and pain as he bends over and picks the hell out of his nose.

Garterbelt: Ahhhh!!! What a terrible ghost! Both of my hands are occupied, so I can't read! I can't even go to the bathroom to do my special business!

(Y/N): TMI dude!

It got so bad to the point where Panty's nose started spraying blood from her nostril. It then follows up by Garterbelt, you, then Brief.

Tatsumatsu: SHIT! You better not get any of that shit on me! It's gonna stain!

Brief: Oh no, look! The ghost is using a nose bleed to accelerate! It's using blood to propel itself towards the moon!

(Y/N): Wait, if the all passengers started to nose bleed then it would guarantee a crash on the fucking moon! It's using our blood to power up the rocket! We're about to be Apollo Thirteen, the sequel!

Garterbelt: Precisely! And that's the final stage of the plan!

???: Move out of the way! Get out!

You turned your head to see Stocking holding on to her nose tightly while running down the hallway. Your eyes widen in realization that she was about to nose bleed, which will be a big fucking problem.

Stocking: My nose! My nose! My nose! My nose!

(Y/N): Wait wait wait, STOP! (holds both of her hands into her nose) Hold that shit in! Do NOT nose bleed.

It took her a few seconds, but she was able to swallow it up and prevented a nose bleed from occuring. You sighed in relief and quickly gave her an explanation on what was happening.

Stocking: So Oscar was a ghost. Typical.

(Y/N): I KNEW something was wrong with that bitch Oscar.

Stocking: You sure you weren't just jealous that he was hitting on me?

(Y/N): (scoffs) Hahahaha! Really now? W-Why would I be jealous about that? I don't get j-jealous!

Tatsumatsu: Suuuuuure you weren't.

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Do you WANT to get some of this nose juice on you?

Brief: Uhh, guys. I hate to interrupt, but we have bigger problems to deal with.

The blimp was close to leaving the atmosphere, closing in onto the moon. If you don't do something fast everyone is gonna crash land onto some space cheese.

(Y/N): Then what the hell are we supposed to do?!

Brief: Wait... Panty's boogers! Remember how Oscar kept sneezing when Panty's snot got into his nose? Well maybe if we can get some into his nose again, maybe we could make him sneeze before we ram into the moon-

Garterbelt: PRECISELY!!!

Stocking wasted no time by running to Panty and started widening her nostrils in attempt to get some snot out.

Stocking: Blow, Panty!

Panty: There ain't shit left! There's only blood up there!

She then attempted to do the same to Stocking.

Panty: If you keep stretching my hole, itll get loose!

Stocking: I think it's too late for that!

They kept taking turns stretching their nostrils so they can have any chance of getting any angel boogers. Sadly though, they didn't have any luck since both of their noses were as clean as a whistle.

Stocking and Panty: (sighs) Nothing...

Brief: Wait! I got something!!!

(SLAM!)

But Brief comes to the rescue when he sets down a giant... Dried booger. It was also wrapped with pink streamers.

(Y/N): Uhh, Brief...

Brief: Yes?

(Y/N): Were you seriously collecting her boogers? This doesn't look like it was just today dude...

Brief: ... (nods)

Panty: Gross! Ew! I'll make you pay for this, but good job! Ewww!!!

Shaking the disgusting thiughts aside, Panty quickly grabs onto her booger by the straps. You and Stocking pulled out your swords while your fingers are still in your noses.

Panty: Alright let's get to it! Straight up the nose!

(Y/N): I'll have to help Panty up there. You'll be fine on your own, right Stocking.

Stocking: Alright then. I guess I'll cut this cabin free!

(Y/N): Alright bet! Panty, grab on!

She quickly hooks onto your arm a little too tightly, and Tats was not too fond of it.

(Y/N): Tatsumatsu Maiagaru!

Tatsumatsu: Understood. O-Ow! (Y/N) shes gripping onto my sleeve too tightly!

(Y/N): Just grin and bear it! Now GO!

Your body started glowing light green, and you took off from an open window. Stocking charged towards the front and slashed at the metal bars with both of her stripes.

Stocking: The cabin isn't a part of the ghost?!

Brief: Stocking! Look up!

The ghost was actually grasping onto the cabin, barely holding it on by a few chains.

But enough about that, back to you with the action!

The camera zooms back to you, and a bunch of baseball sized bugs started popping from the ghost. They all charged towards the two of you and started spitting snot balls. You separated from Panty and started slicing all of the snot balls away. As for blondie, she went for her Panties to activate Backlace.

But... There's one problem.

Panty: Shit! I'm wearing shorts today!

(Y/N): You gotta be FUCKING-!

Thinking fast, you quickly dissipated your sword and pulled up Invincibility to protect Panty. She was trying to pull her shorts down, but it was really fucking difficult to undo a belt with one hand occupied. The duo retreated off the side and slid onto where Stocking and the people were.

Panty: Stocking!!!

Stocking: Got it!

She utilized her Stripes and slashed at Panty's shorts, completely slicing them apart. Panty took advantage and quickly transformed her panties into Backlace. The ghost bugs kept coming, but she was able to shoot many of them down. The next thing you knew though, she was hanging right above passangers.

May I remind you that she has NO PANTIES ON?

This caused a chain reaction of nose bleeds. One by one all the boys and some of the girls noses started spraying blood. The ghost just smirked and increased his speed towards a dangerous level.

Stocking: Dumbass! Are you trying to save us or kill us?!

Panty: Not my fault I got a hot HotPocket!

(BANG!)

She then proceeds to shoot the last bit of the ghost that was hanging onto the cabin. You temporarily stopped to see Stocking and the rest of the passengers falling towards towards the ocean. You were worried about Stocking, but you had other problems to take care of. Like making sure Panty doesn't get herself rammed into the moon.

Wasting no time, Tats glided you through the air and towards Oscar. Panty wasn't doing too well since she was wrapped up by the ghost. You groaned in annoyance and summoner Blue Buster to cut open the chains that were bounded to her.

(Y/N): Time to wrap this up! Grab on!

She nods and grabbed onto your arm. You flew at full speed towards the nose, and dropped Panty off right at the nostril.

(Y/N): Now just put that shit in him! Hurry!

Panty: Alright, I'm going to find you G-Spot now, snothead!

She then just dives right INTO the nostril. You jumped away and watch the ghost fly towards the moon, putting away your sword in the process. Just as it was about hit the moon, he stopped.

Oscar: Ahh... Ahhhhh... AHHHHH...!

(Y/N): (smirks) Repent.

Oscar: FUCKCHOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(KABOOM!)

Yep. He sneezed so hard that it caused him to explode. What a way to go out.

The church bells rang as the remains of the ghost scattered in the air. At the corner of your eye, you were able to see Panty falling from the initial explosion. So you did the right thing and caught her before she fell any further.

Panty: (sighs) Thanks for that.

(Y/N): No problem. Oh-!

You stuck your arm out quickly and grabbed four heaven coins. Tats allowed you to have a safe descent towards the floating cabin, where Stocking and the others are waiting.

Panty: See? Totally had it covered.

(Y/N): (rolls eyes) Right. You totally did that shit yourself.

Stocking: Well good job, both of you. Now we can finally get back home, I'm starving

Panty: After you just ate most of those damn Nougats at the party? Honestly I'm not even surprised.

(Y/N): How about I cook today? After defeating a snot monster, I just wanna chill and eat some dinner.

Panty: YOU'RE gonna make the food? Well this should be interesting.

Stocking: You can cook (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Yeah. My parents taught my a couple things, so I think I'm pretty confident about my capabilities. Hey Brief, you wanna join us?

Brief: U-Umm... I would love to, but my parents are probably worried about me right now. So I should get home.

(Y/N): No problem dude. Alright Stocking, Panty. Let's get out of here.

(scene break)

It was night time at the church, and everyone had a taste of your food. Garterbelt and Panty gave you a thumbs up on the shimmering dish, and you gave some pieces to Chuck.

As for Stocking, well... She was still eating her third plate that you served her. Everyone must've went to their rooms to rest by now.

Stocking: Oh my God this was so good! (Y/N) you are one hell of a chef!

(Y/N): (sheepishly) Ah come on, my skills are pretty mediocre. I'm still learning.

Stocking: You're really great though. (giggles) Sorry I ate a little too much though.

(Y/N): Nah don't worry about it. At least it's safe to say that my food isn't anywhere close to Mystery Food X.

Stocking: Mystery Food X? What is that?

(Y/N): Don't worry about it. For now, wanna just talk for now?

Stocking: Sure! There's actually something I wanted to ask you about.

You walked over and sat down on the couch you usually sleep in. Stocking follows suite and plops down next to you.

(Y/N): So what's up?

Stocking: Well... I saw this next to you bag one time.

She then pulled out an red armband with four letters written on it.



Stocking: I was wondering where you got this, since you traveled dimensions and all.

(Y/N): Ah, SEES. It's really been a while since I last saw them.

Stocking: Was it a person?

(Y/N): No it was an organization to exterminate monsters called Shadows. They were really good friends of mine. Especially Yukari.

Stocking: Hmm... Tell me about them! You must've had alot of fun there.

(Y/N): Hehe, sure. So it was dark night in the city. I just arrived there, so I wasn't really situated with the area. When all of a sudden, it struck midnight...

The story then goes on with you explaining the Dark Hour and how you met everyone. Stocking listened closely to your story intently. There was alot of stuff she didn't understand, such as the power of the Persona, but she never decided to interrupt.

(timeskip brought to you by Stocking and (Y/N) staring at the starry sky)

Only a day passed, and there was already another problem. Some vomit monster went berserk at Little Tokyo, a place not too far from Daten City.

Panty was PISSED that she suddenly got vomit on her new clothes. You were able to avoid getting any on Tats, but she was petrified.

In any case, the trio was able to get rid of it pretty easily. Just some sword slashes and a couple of gunshots later, bam, it was dead. One Heaven Coin was dropped from it surprisingly, but then again, it was pretty easy to defeat.

Then there an old man who saw the trio killed the monster. He stumbled over to you three and asked you to come over to his house, since it was his daughter's birthday. Apparently she was a huge fan of you three, so you kinda understood why he was so kind to ask you.

But Panty and Stocking had other plans already, so they weren't interested. You did convince them though to leave an autograph in a little notebook he was carrying. The man was happy enough and thanked you three.

Many days passed after that, and nothing really much happened since. It was pretty much is getting up, eating breakfast, go to school, do whatever the fuck you want, eat dinner, sleep, and repeat.

Speaking of school, Garterbelt requested the three of you to investigate a mass school invasion that's occurring at Daten City High.

Now, this wouldn't be too much of a problem. All you have to do is beat the shit out of some ghost and bam bam bam, you're done. The only issue is that it happened at NIGHT TIME. And as you know, (Y/N) right here needs at least eight hours of sleep in order to function properly. Otherwise, he'll be either out of it, or cranky as all hell.

And wouldn't you know it, Garterbelt interrupted him in his beauty sleep to start giving out orders to him and the sleepy angels.

Despite everything, the trio agreed to deal with the shit at school to get it over with.

(Y/N): DORYIAH!

And there goes our slightly annoyed protagonist right now, completely eviscerating a ghost with Blue Buster in your hands. Panty and Stocking were nearby dealing with more of the ghosts that were appearing.

But no matter how many you sliced and diced, and no matter how many were shot and blown to smithereens, they just kept on coming. And the worst part? None of them were dropping Heaven Coins. Endless waves of ghosts came at the trio, and-

(Y/N): (wipes sweat off of forehead) FUCK man, this shit is so tiring.

Panty: Why the hell aren't we getting any damn coins?!

Stocking: All of these ghosts look the same.

Stocking slayed another one. Looking around, you realized that they're aren't anymore ghosts roaming in the area.

(Y/N): HELL yeah! That takes care of this area. Let's take a damn break, shall we? I'm fucking tired of all of these easy shits.

Stocking: I'm okay with that. Me and Panty are going to the girl's room.

Panty: I am? Well I guess that beats killing some more fucking ghost any day.

You followed them to the nearest restroom, which was conveniently next to a vending machine! You eyes glistened and your mouth watered to see the sweet succulent of snacks. You took out a dollar while looking at the choices you have.

(Y/N): Blue Pepper Triangle Chips?

Tatsumatsu: Sottehc branded Cheese Stix?

(Y/N): "Moon" salted flavor chips...

Tatsumatsu: Lmao. Cheez-That.

(Y/N): All of these are fucking copyright dodges. They don't even look good to begin with.

You pressed two buttons on the vending machine. It caused the seemingly normal bag animal crackers to fall and land in the pickup shoot.

(Y/N): At least you can't screw up on animal crackers.

Tatsumatsu: You gonna try and find the penguin again?

(Y/N): Hell yeah I am. That shit's super rare.

(A/N): If anyone gets that reference, you het a virtual cookie. ;3

(KABOOM!)

Your little game reference was interrupted when you heard a commotion in the women's bathroom. Our main boy decided to just wait outside until actual help was needed.

Sure, he can sometimes break the rules and cause alot of chaos, but our man has some standards.

Eventually a small ghost busted through the door and hopped its way through the hall. The angel sisters soon follow, completely smelling like shit. You shrugged off the smell and chased after them to assist on killing the little bastard.

Hours have passed, and it's literally time for school to open.

And you were NOT happy.

(Y/N): I can't fucking believe that we didn't caught the little shit.

Stocking: I can't believe we chased it until the sun came up.

???: Uhh, excuse me?

The trio looked to their right to see two formally dressed students approach them with a curious look on their faces.

Student: Why aren't you three wearing your uniforms?

Student 2: You should pay attention to your personal appearance.

(Y/N): Bitch, I'm fabulous~

Panty: Why the hell are you asking anyway? Is there a party today?

Student: Haven't you heard? The new school queens have laid down their rules on this school.

Panty: What? But weren't we the rulers already?

Student 2: You three were yesterday's news.

Student: You should learn the new rules and follow them if you know what's good for you.

The two students then took their leave, while letting our trio ponder on what the hell is going on. Brief was visable at the corner of your eye. He was looking around worried while seeing everyone in different uniform.

(Y/N): Brief!

He heard your call and ran over to your side with a smile of relief.

Brief: Hey (Y/N).

(Y/N): What's going on dude? Hey, can you tell us what the HELL is happening right now?

Brief: U-Umm, sure. Let's just sit down o-over there.

He points at a bench next to the entrance, where all the students were passing by. The trio sat down and looked over and Brief while he explains.

Apparently there were these two demon sisters that began ruling over the school. They enforced strict rules and fucked over the system with the students' morales. They were also the mayor's daughters apparently, so the teachers or the principal can't do anything about it.

You were basically were witnessing Daten City High becoming Honnouji Academy, in a nutshell.

Panty: Hold on a second... So does that mean that I can't sleep, eat in class, leave school whenever I want, raise money, play games, give fellatio, or even have sex?!

(Y/N): (rolls eyes) Can't expect anything less from you, Panty.

Brief: B-But yeah, that's the gist of it.

Panty: Then what the hell is the point of coming to school then?!

(WHOOSH!)

Brief: W-Woah!

You were barely able to move Brief out of the way before he got hit by an incoming red carpet. The students around you panicked and lined up on the opposite sides of the red carpet.

Random Student: They're here!

Random Student 2: The demon sisters!

Students: Good morning! Miss Scanty and Miss Kneesocks!

A limo could be seen at the beginning of the red carpet. And wouldn't you know it, when they stepped out of the car, you heard a familiar terrifying sound.

(HEEL CLACKS)

Tatsumatsu: (shivers) I'm getting PTSD right now.

The scene is all too perfect. Add a damn spotlight and the violin and it's literally her all over again.

In any case, the two demon sisters don't look too pleased to see the trio.



SCANTY DAEMON



KNEESOCKS DAEMON

Scanty: Oh? Do you not sense an abnormal stain on the surroundings. Miss Kneesocks?

Kneesocks: Yes, dear sister. I spy with my little eye two females and a male who are not listed on the school roster.

The male being YOU, by the way. They weren't paying attention to Brief at all.

Scanty: (sniff sniff) Ugh... A most peculiar choice of perfume too. Do you recognize the brand, perchance?

Kneesocks: The primary component appears to be ammonia.

Scanty: Oh! Why, please, excuse us... You must be the janitors.

(Y/N): Hell yeah I'm the janitor, because I'm about wipe the floor with you and sweep you two bitches out of here!

Kneesocks narrowed her eyes at you, as if she's trying to scan you or something.

(Y/N): Take a picture. It'll last longer.

Scanty: Is he seriously trying to compete with us? He must be a part of those two. (points to the angel sisters)

Stocking: School's a total bote now because of your stupid rules!

Panty: You said it! School's meant to be a fun place!

Kneesocks: Excuse me? I realize that this may be difficult to understand for people who can't even count to their own IQ. There's only ONE way to stem the tide of rampant debauchery under the guise of freedom.

She then rambles on and on about how the demon sisters improved the school by enforcing the new rules of Daten City High. They basically just took away the freedom of school and made it Jail For Kids.

(Y/N): Yo! Skanky and Trapsocks!

They glared in your general direction to see you have a very annoyed expression on your face. The angel sisters were too tired to give a fuck, so they just rested on the bench while you stood up for them.

(Y/N): I must have fucking Alzheimer's, because for the life of me, I don't remember myself giving a single SHIT about your damn rules. My facial expression is rated E for "Everyone doesn't deserve to be treated like a damn prisoner" you legitimate rednecks.

Scanty: Why you-

(Y/N): Look, I only got TWO hours of sleep last night. TWO FUCKING HOURS! So I'm just gonna ignore whatever insult or orders you have for me, get these two to class, and then pass out on my deck. I don't have time for this shit. And it's much better listening to you two ramble about making school a prison.

You picked the duo up with both of your arms and carried them into the school building, with Brief following behind quickly.

Kneesocks readjusted her glasses and faced her slightly angered sister.

Kneesocks: That's him, right?

Scanty: That was definitely him, sister. Matched perfectly of the description we were given.

Kneesocks: Must be either ultra luck, or the twists of fate coming into play. We can get him and bring him to the boss.

Scanty: Patience. We mustn't rush our advances too quickly. We need to strike at the most opportune moment to get the best results.

Kneesocks: (sighs) You're right. Once we do though, the boss is going to praise us in no time.

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Author's Note: What's going on dudes? Finally we're getting to the juicy stuff in the story.

Oh yeah I also uploaded a new chapter in the other mini book I'm writng, so you can read that too.

Hopefully you guys enjoyed, and I'll see you all in the next one!