Legend: (Y/N) - Your Name (F/IC) - Favorite Ice Cream

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(Your POV)

The school ordeal kinda went back to normal after the faceoff against the demon sisters. It's been smooth sailing after that, but it was until one day when Panty and Stocking started their usual sisterly disputes.

Two fucking meteorites fell from the sky and crashed into the church, revealing two off brand Transformers. No I'm not even joking, this actually happened. But in any case, to sum it up, the sisters ate the power cores from the "Transhomers".

Yep, that's what they called it here.

They became robots and tried to fight each other in their robotic forms for hours upon end. This lasted for almost a week, and I was pretty much sick of it.

It was a good thing Brief accidently summoned a ghost from the two former Transhomers. After a quick wakeup call for both of the sisters, they turned back into their regular selves again to destroy the ghost and the rest of the Transhomers they created in the process.

I was able to treat Stocking for some ice cream after that, and she was really happy about that. Panty just went over to this love hotel that where this guy was waiting for her.

I was eating three scoops (F/IC) while Stocking was consuming many bowls of the delicious cold treat. Despite this though, she had times where she would look at me with a red face. Whenever I ask her about it though, she just shrugs it off and said she was fine.

Press (X) to doubt, seriously.

But in any case, we're having a good time. Sure it was some small chat, but-

(BANG!)

???: EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING GROUND! NOW!

My eyes dart over to the entrance of the ice cream shop to see a man with a ski mask on with an over exaggerated looking pistol. Everyone in the parlor was petrified and got on the ground as fast as possible. The dude pointed a gun at me and Stocking.

Robber: I said get on the fucking ground! Do I have to repeat myself?!

(Y/N): Alright alright we're doing it. Sheesh.

Stocking and I faced our heads on the ground, signifying the robber that we were abiding by his commands.

Tatsumatsu: Well ain't this lovely?

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Yeah totally. I mean why target an ice cream shop out of all places?

Tatsumatsu: I do have an idea. It might just be stupid enough to work. You're gonna need Stocking's help though.

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Aight... I'm listening.

It was a good thing that I chose the seats on the far side of the parlor. It was a good enough distance for the robber to not hear us. Tats gave me to plan, and I gotta say, it was kinda dumb plan, but I had a feeling it was so stupid that it might just work. I was able to whisper the plan to Stocking, and she was up for it.

The robber pointed his gun at the cashier, who was trying his best to put all the money in as much as possible. He smirks to himself until he felt a tap on his shoulder. While he was distracted, I was able to walk behind him and give him an all too innocent smile on my face. He quickly pointed his gun at my face in response.

Robber: Didn't I tell you to lay your ass on the floor?! Do you WANT to have a nice bullet through that thick skull of yours?!

(Y/N): I just wanted to show you something, kind sir.

Robber: (raises eyebrow) And what will that be?

(Y/N): This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XK4S8OQPuU

I was able to mindfuck with the dude and started dancing in front of him. He had a confused expression on his face, but was angered that I wasn't taking any of this seriously. He wanted to shoot me so badly.

But he can't.

For some reason, his body wasn't responding while he was watching me dance. This is what this move was, the power it contains, and how fucking stupid it is.

THE DISTRACTION DANCE

This move, as long as I was dancing, leaves the person I target completely paralyzed and powerless against their will. They won't have the capability to fight whatsoever.

The only downside is the fact it might have different effects from person to person, so it could possibly not work with every person I do it to. The fact I need to keep dancing at them to keep them frozen in place is a problem too, so it wasn't recommended if I was on a one on one fights.

However, this is where Stocking comes in.

(WHAM!)

She completely knocksd the dude out with the handle of her sword. He fell to the ground with a big thud, and everyone was just staring at the both of us. I stopped dancing as a giant goofy smile appeared on my face.

(stop video)

(Y/N): I can't believe that fucking worked.

Tatsumatsu: Told you.

Stocking: I honestly couldn't believe it too.

The parlor erupted with cheers from the customers and the cashier.

Cashier; Y-You two saved my little ol' ice cream parlor! How can I ever repay you?

(Y/N): Well... I think think of ONE reward that may suffice.

You whispered over to the cashier's ear and smiled at Stocking. He nodded his head while he looked at the duo.

Cashier: Ahem... At this point forward, I declare that both of you could get as much ice cream as you want for free!

Stocking's eyes sparkled with many small shining stars when she heard this, but then she look over to you with a giant smirk on your face.

Stocking: Did you-

(Y/N): Yep. Just for you, Stocking.

A giant smile grew on her face, and she immediately enveloped me into a hug, which caught me off guard. But feeling the warmth of her body onto mine made my heart fill with joy as well. Her heartbeat was beating rapidly as she held me very tightly. She finally letted me go as she orders another few tubs of ice cream.

Afterwards, we just headed back to the church while holding massive amounts of the sweet treat. Garterbelt, at first, freaked the fuck out at how much it costed to get this much, but I told him that we got it for free.

He just sighed and went up to his room. Stocking thanked me a million times over to the ice cream, but I just smiled and said that it wasn't a big deal.

(scene break)

Early next day, Garterbelt summoned the three of us to the front of the church. He seemed very distressed over something. We all sat at the couch and started listening to what he had to say.

Garterbelt: How much money are you gonna waste before enough is enough?!

(Y/N): (groans) I already told you that the ice cream was free-

Garterbelt: Not just that! Those two were able spend so much that the bills are totalling three million!

(Y/N): Jeez, what are you two been up to?

Stocking: Don't blame us!

Panty: I'm pretty sure we didn't spend THAT much in one sitting.

Garterbelt: Oh REALLY? Well how about the five hundred thousand dollar jelly fish extract? The two hundred thousand dollars for a breat pump? A six hundred thousand ball-jointed doll? Three hundred thousand dollars for the rarest sweet delicacies from around the world?! Or how about a hundred thousand dollars for one of the most popular videogame on the market? Every single one of these worthless items makes no sense!

(Y/N): HEY! I'll have you know that the "Super Fighting Robot" videogame was actually a good game to play! You take that shit back about it being useless!

Panty: Garter if you're just going to act like a baby, you should just crawl up inside of your giant fat vagina where you belong.

Garterbelt: YOU'RE the ones irresponsible, so you crawl up my vagina! I don't even have enough money to fix the church!

And as if on cue, I felt a small wet droplet of water falling on my head. I looked up to see the ceiling still barely standing in its current condition. Now that I think about it... The church is barely riding on a thin line.

(Y/N): How did I not notice this before?

Stocking: Well WE'RE working on our asses off killing the ghost that you assign us to erradicate! We earned this too!

Panty: Yeah we totally earned this!

Garterbelt: Your work only brings in Heaven currency, not moolah to be used down here! In fact, you two never made a single penny while being on the surface!

Panty: (annoyed) Yeah yeah yeah, we get the picture. (smirks) If that's the case, all we have to do is grab some green stuff and give it to you. Sounds fair?

Garterbelt: Y-YOU'RE the ones who ate going to make some money? Hehe... Hahahahahaha...! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

He just laughed his ass off without a care in the world. In the girls' eyes though, they were dead serious. I just sighed to myself to see that they were determined to get three million dollars in some way shape or form.

Stocking: Psh, this will be EASY. All we need is three days and we'll be set!

(Y/N): T-Three days?! H-Hold on a sec-

Panty: Totally! Easy money!

Tatsumatsu: You're not BizarroFlame.

Garterbelt: Hmph. Very well, prove to me that you three can earn three million dollars in three days. But if you fail , I will have you swear the unbreakable vow of Heaven that you won't waste money ever again! And you know what happens if you break it!

(Y/N): And I'm assuming you will stop whining about what they spend on if we win?

Garterbelt: Precisely! This should be easier since each of you need to make only a million.

Panty: Alright! I'm pumped up now! Let's make that money!

I was pushed out into the elevator and dragged down to the park where Panty and Stocking were trying to bust on ideas on how to make some quick cash. We eventually got to the park, where everyone was doing their normal thing.

Panty: So (Y/N), are you going to-

(Y/N): No.

Panty: You didn't let me finish!

(Y/N): Does it look like I'm the kind of person who just so happens to have three million in their pocket?

Panty: N-No...

(Y/N): Alright then. So, what's the plan?

Stocking: We... Don't have one.

(Y/N): (pinches the bridge of my nose) Ugh... And you only have seventy two hours to get three million? Fucking hell you're not really making it easy for yourselves aren't ya?

Panty: Maybe I could just fuck some rich guy and steal his money afterwards.

Brief: B-But that's a crime!

Brief entered my vision when he walked over to us, assuming he heard our conversation.

(Y/N): What's up Brief?

Brief: Hey (Y/N)... Umm, I kinda heard what you three were talking about. I-I have something that may help.

Brief hands out a book to me that says "Job Listings". Panty quickly saw and opportunity and snatched the book from Brief. The sisters skimmed through the pages to see if they can find anything useful. They eventually found some jobs they can probably try.

At first they tried to be waitresses at a rollerblade cafe. But honestly though, it was nice to see Stocking in a cute ass maid outfit.



You wished that was you being served by her, but whatever it takes tog et quick cash. However, Panty HAD to fuck it up.



Well that sucks. They pretty much got fired afterwards, so they decided to try being crossing guards.



And they kinda fucked up there. They also failed at car washing since they fucked some dude's car up.



Then they kinda accidently destroyed some important buildings when they applied for a demolition crew.



And they also failed at being nurses at a nursing home.



They finally got kicked 9ut from a bar since Panty fucked too many of the damn dudes who came in. There's only a few hours left before the deadline, and we made ZERO moolah.

Brief: Getting three million is pretty much impossible to get in a day.

(Y/N): Well this sucks- WAIT! I'm sensing some plot armor incoming in three... Two... One.

???: Hahaha! I just got three million dollars in a day! I'm on a fucking roll here!

(Y/N): Called it.

You looked over to see a fat blond man just laughing his ass off with two chicks on his side. Apparently he was the one who got some fat dough pretty quickly. Both of the girls were tossed aside and were replaced with Stocking and Panty. It kinda bothered me that Stocking was gripping onto that man's arm pretty tightly.

Stocking: Hi mister~ Did you say that you just made three million in one dsy?

Guy: You betcha!

He then shows a fat wad of cash as proof that he wasn't just for show.

Panty: And how did you pull that off, hmm~? Tell me, tell me.

Guy: At the casino next door obviously.

Outside the window displayed a giant building with the word "CASINO" written in gold letters. I seriously need to work on my observation skills if I'm missing all of these things.

Stocking: Bingo.

Panty: Thank you very much~

Brief: W-Wait! You guys shouldn't gamble! It's super difficult to win!

(Y/N): Listen Brief, if you actually have a place that pays you three hundred seventy five thousand dollars per hour, then by all means, tell us where that is.

Brief: U-Umm...

(Y/N): And keep in mind that it needs to be easy enough so that Panty and Stocking won't be fired in the first five minutes.

(Y/N): Exactly. Let's go, we don't have time to lose.

Stocking: Right.

Panty: You're gonna gamble too (Y/N)?

(Y/N): I have no reason to, so no.

Panty and Stocking quickly took off their bar bunny clothes that they were wearing, and threw them onto Brief. They were wearing some conveniently fancy looking dresses that so happen to be right under their bar uniforms. Their hair was also somehow done into a ponytail.

Anime Logic in it's purest form.

But I just shrugged it off. It's an fanfiction after all.

I followed the angel sisters as we all entered the casino with Brief running from behind. The smell of cigars and alcohol filled the air when I went inside. People were laughing and messing around while spending their money away.

(Y/N): If I see some sort of dice-headed person in a purple suit, I'm beating the shit out of him.

Tatsumatsu: You gotta admit that his theme is pretty catchy though.

The sisters decided to go straight for the slot machines. There were two seats next to each other, so they both sat next to each other and inserted their money in. As for me, I just stood and watched as they both pulled the lever and the slots spun. Brief came just in time to see them already playing.

Brief: T-These machines are rigged to go against you. There's no way you can possibly-

And as he said that, Panty was able to match three sevens in a row on the first try. Money started pouring out of the machine. Brief went wide eyed to see Panty literally getting so much money like it was nothing.

Brief: Three s-sevens on the first pull?!

He then looked over to Stocking, and wouldn't you know, she got three sevens in a row as well. I smirked to see the sisters overjoyed a the amount of the money they're getting.

A crowd formed around us to witness two of the luckiest people in the entire casino.

Man A: This is absolute insanity!

Man B: Who are they?!

Man C: Gods!

Man D: No, goddesses!

Panty: We're angels.

(Y/N): But you were close, I AM your lord and savior.

Tatsumatsu: Insert "Dejá Vu" from Initial D here.

Brief: Lemme give this a shot...

(Y/N): Brief, wai-

But it was too late. He already pulled the lever and failed miserably. He basically just lost all the money he had in the machine.

Brief: Ahhh! That was my entire life savings!

(Y/N): Tried to warn ya.

A giant vacuum appeared over Brief and sucked him in. I could pretty much hear him screaming as he was sent to possibly outside for basically failing and losing all of his money. Two men in very expensive looking tuxedos stepped from the crowd.

Rich Dude A: It would appear he was flat out broke.

Rich Dude B: In this casino, if anyone is caught without any money, they will be escorted out immediately.

(Y/N): Jeez, that's kinda harsh.

Rich Dude A: But in any case, you two lovely ladies have an insane amount of luck. You two must be the angels of fortune.

Rich Dude B: Would you care to join us in a bigger game of roulette in the back? Higher risks with even higher rewards.

Stocking: Even MORE money?!

Rich Dude A: Precisely. After you.

The anarchy sisters entered inside the VIP curtain. When I tried to enter however, the two rich dudes stopped me in my tracks.

Rich Dude A: I'm sorry sir, but we asked the two young ladies, not you.

(Y/N): But-

Stocking: He's with me.

My eyes drifted over to Stocking, who was smiling at me.

Rich Dude B: Very well. After you.

I walked over to Stocking's side and thanked her for backing me up there.

Stocking: It's no problem. We're in this together, aren't we?

(Y/N): Yeah. Still, I was glad you had my back there. (sheepishly) I felt like I was gonna get kicked out for a second. Hehehe...

Panty: Yo! Are we getting some dough, or not?!

Stocking: Yeah yeah hold onto you ass cheeks for a second!

(Y/N): Alrighty then. Let's go to this roulette table. I'll just be sipping some soda while you two play.

(Author's POV)

What everyone didn't notice was the massive vacuum that's basically sucking up all the money in the facility. And where is that money going exactly? To a massive, pyramid-shaped, money eating ghost!



Now who could be responsible for this ghost evolving into this giant monstrosity?

Kneesocks: Everything's going swimmingly with the collection of human money, dear sister.

Scanty: So it seems. The ghost seems much larger than before now.

Yep. These two are the owners of the casino. Ain't that convenient? Some devils owning a casino? I feel like I seen this somewhere before.

Kneesocks: Once this money eating ghost digests all the filthy human currency on this planet, the world will plummet into the greatest economic crisis it has ever experienced.

Scanty: Excellent. In any case, it will make up for our previous blunder. It was the worst disgrace of all my life! Those potty mouthed fallen angels and that boy costed us our Ghost Plant, after all the time and energy we expended on it!

Kneesocks: Ever since that day, I've been seeing those accursed angel faces every night.

A random screen transitions over to a security footage of Panty enjoying herself way too much.

Kneesocks: Yeah, this face. Crass, shallow, moronic- Wait a second!

The demon sisters' eyes widen to see you, Stocking, and Panty in the casino. Kneesocks starts panicking and puts her face up against the screen to make sure she wasn't hallucinating.

Kneesocks: W-What are they doing here?!

She quickly pressed a button that activated to make it so that all the screens synched into one full screen. It displayed Panty and Stocking just enjoying themselves while gambling. You were just sitting near them while drinking some soda.

Kneesocks: Are they here to interfere with our plans?!

Scanty: I highly doubt it. The stupid looks on their faces would suggest otherwise. They're probably just amusing themselves over the vacuous minds of gambling. And that (Y/N) boy is just watching them.

Kneesocks: This is our chance, sister! We can finish them off while they're distracted-!

Scanty: It shouldn't be wise to finish them off so quickly, Miss Kneesocks.

Kneesocks: Hmm... Well you do have a point, dear sister. We'll make them pay in spades! That's our rrrrrrule!

Scanty: This is a rare chance indeed. We should let them enjoy gambling just for a while longer.

Kneesocks: And once they're out of the question...

Scanty: (smirks) We strike.

Kneesocks: Excellent. They wouldn't know what hit them until it was too late.

The camera cuts back to you and the sisters, and they once again won another round of the roulette wheel. You clapped along with the rest of the crowd that formed around the two angels.

Rich Guy A: Magnificent, Panty. I've never met a lady so skilled...

Panty: Thank you.

(Y/N): Hey girls, you do know you still need to pay back Garterbelt for the bet.

Panty: Huh? Oh yeah, we did made a bet, didn't we?

Stocking: God you never pay attention. We already cleared our goal of three million.

(Y/N): (sighs) At least you remembered, Stocking. C'mon, let's head back to the church.

Panty: But this is so much fun! Don't be such a party pooper (Y/N). Why should we stop?

(Y/N): ...

You looked over at Stocking to see if she had anything to say. She shrugs.

Stocking: I mean we can play just a little more before we head back.

(Y/N): Alrighty. Well go ahead and have a little more fun. I'm not gonna stop you guys from enjoying yourselves.

Stocking: You should join in (Y/N), this is alot of fun.

(Y/N): No thanks. Just go ahead and play. I enjoy watching it.

Panty: Is the next game starting yet?

???: Dealer change.

You looked at the new dealer and just narrowed your eyes. The girls were confused to see the new red-faced dealer that stands before them. They're completely oblivious that it was Kneesocks, despite that obvious fake mustache.



Stocking: Your face is really red. Are you okay?

Panty: Are you wasted?

Kneesocks: N-No... I just blush very easily.

(Y/N): Are you serious? Girls, that's obviously Kn-

Panty: Whatever! Let's get this show on the road, shall we?

Kneesocks just sighed in relief. You just crossed your arms and slightly glare at her to make sure she doesn't try anything funny.

Kneesocks: Very well. Place your bets now.

She spun the roulette wheel and started the game. Panty betted lots of money to increase her current growth. Kneesocks just kept a small smirk before finalizing the bet. Instead of cheers though, your eyes widen to see that Panty lost this time.

Rich Guy A: Well, it happens sometimes.

Panty: Heh. You're right. Let's move on.

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: I have a bad feeling about this...

Tatsumatsu: You think?

And just like that, little by little, the angels continued to lose more and more money that they won through gambling. You eventually realize that Kneesocks was rigging the game this entire time and was actually cheating. They eventually ran out of money, which caused the super vacuum to lean in towards the duo.

Panty: Wait! We're not done yet!

Panty took off her sash and ask the men behind her to buy it. They gladly agreed and gave her a bunch of cash so she could continue playing.

Kneesocks: Very well.

But... They lost again. Stocking then proceeds to do the same and starts taking off her clothes and selling it to the crowd of grown men.

(Y/N): You too Stocking?!

Stocking: I'm not gonna lose to this!

It was super painful to watch. They keep losing over and over to the point where they're only in their undergarments. Their boobs are in full display to the crowd. They were losing hope since they only have their panties left.

Kneesocks: If you don't wish to continue, then I have no choice but to-

(Y/N): Heh, and that's where you're wrong.

Everyone's eyes turn to you, and you slammed a GIANT tower of chips. Kneesocks' eyes widen to see the massive amount of money you're willing to risk.

(Y/N): One. Billion.

Kneesocks: A-A billion?!

Everyone in the room, including Scanty who was watching through the cameras, just stared in shock to hear a enormous amount of money being betted on.

Panty: So you DID have three fucking million just sitting around. A billion for that matter!

Tatsumatsu: How the hell did you get a billion?

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Plot armor. Duh.

Kneesocks: Hah. It doesn't matter. If that's the best you got, then I guess we'll begin-

(Y/N): Not so fast. Let's raise the stakes a little.

Kneesocks: Oh?

(Y/N): If I win this, you'll reveal your true identity. Because even though I ready know who you are, I'm pretty sure everyone else doesn't.

Kneesocks: A-And if you lose?

(Y/N): (smirks) Pretty bold of you to say I have the capability of losing. I'm betting on my lucky number eight, now let's ROLL.

The roulette wheel, and the ball was placed. It was all up to you now, because if you lost, it's pretty much game over for you and the girls.

Panty: A-ACHOO!!!

Snot went all over the floor when she suddenly sneezed. Even Kneesocks was disgusted.

(Y/N): Fucking hell Panty, that almost got in my shoe.

Stocking: Aren't even nervous at all?! This is our lives on the line here!

Panty: Hehe... Sorry sorry, I'm just getting a little chilly without my clothes on.

While Kneesocks was distracted, she didn't have time to rig the game to her favor. Which means...

Kneesocks: (gasps) Ahhhhhhh!

You and the girls looked over at the roulette wheel to see the ball inside the number you betted on, lucky number eight. Panty was grinning ear to ear to see the amount of money they won. Stocking wrapped both of her arms around you and cheered for your victory.

Stocking: (Y/N)! You won!!! Oh my god!

(Y/N): Call me Nagito Komaeda, because I FUCKING KILLED THAT SHIT!

The crowd was slightly disappointed though. They weren't satisfied since they didn't see of the girls' fully naked bodies.

Just then, a rumble came from the super vacuum, so the trio took a step back just in time for piles upon piles of money pouring out of it. Kneeskcks yelped as she was washed away by the massive amount of money. The vacuum also was able to suck the giant pyramid ghost from earlier into the vacuum, but it shrunk down to a tiny one that looks like a gold bar.

Panty: The hell is that?

Stocking: I think that's a ghost.

Panty: Fuck yeah, this day is just getting better and better. Yo (Y/N), step on this thing so we can get some heaven coins too.

(Y/N): Aight bet.

And Panty hid no embarrassment when she took off her panties to transform them into Backlace, leaving her completely naked. All the dudes in the crowd cheered loudly to see eighteen year old angel's bare hourglass figure in all its glory.

You stepped on the ghost to prevent it from escaping its inevitable demise. And when Panty aimed at the bitch, you released it just in time to feel a nice holy bullet through its body. It exploded almost instantaneously and dropped two heaven coins. The church bell then rang throughout the city, signifying the ghost's defeat.

While everyone was celebrating in the background, the deamon sister slipped away and got into their limo. Scanty was not happy at the progress they were making.

Scanty: This is so frustrating! Take us away from this cursed place at once!

Fastener abides and drove off away from the casino.

Kneesocks: (groans lightly) I can't believe he got away with it.

Scanty: It was really bold of him of bidding a billion on the table... Just who is that guy?

Kneesocks: He really is an interesting individual alright. All I could say is that he is someone we shouldn't mess around with.

Scanty: We need to be ready the next time we encounter those three. I have a feeling he's hiding something we don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtvaKdqVFPg

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Author's Note: Ahhhhhhhhh Super Mario 3D Allstars and 3D World Plus confirmed! I cannot WAIT to grind on that shit boys.

In any case, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and I'll see you all in the next one!