Legend: (Y/N) - Your Name (L/N) - Last Name

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(Author's POV)

Officer: Miss Panty, Miss Stocking. You're here by under arrest for the murder of Mr. Husband Petter.

That was something that you were NOT expecting when you woke up one morning. Our protagonist was just sitting in the kitchen eating some eggs he cooked. That is, until you heard handcuffs and Panty's ranting voice.

You hasted to the living room only to see police officers and the anarchy sisters exiting the door, before it slams shut on its own. Through the window, you witnessed the angels entering some sort of limo police car.

Garterbelt: This is very unfortunate indeed.

(Y/N): GAH! (turns around) W-Where did you come from?!

Garterbelt: ...

(Y/N): A-Anyways! Who was this "Husband Peter" dude those bitches were talking about?

Garterbelt: Husband Peter was the first ever ghost who was recognized as a citizen of Daten City. Everyone loved him for his kindness and generosity. He even got married to another friendly ghost woman.

(Y/N): And they suspect that Panty and Stockimg were the ones who murdered him?

Garterbelt: Precisely.

(Y/N): (annoyed sigh) Those two may be reckless, but I highly doubt they're that coldblooded to kill that someone that innocent. You didn't sent them to kill them, right?

Garterbelt: Absolutely not.

(Y/N): Right. So I guess it's up to me to get those two out of there. Do you know where that car went?

Garterbelt: They're most likely going to go to that TV station where they're gonna broadcast "Judgement Day".

(Y/N): "Judgement Day"? What the hell is tha-

As if on cue, the TV turns on with a loud man screaming the title of the show.

Commentator: JUDGEMENT DAY!



The unnamed commentator looks a little crazy with his frizzled white hair and square glasses.



Commentator: Doling justice out to criminals. In the name of the law! JUDGEMENT DAY!

The TV show continues, and you sweat dropped on how crazy this host is. In any case, you knew it's up to you to stop them from your friends possibly being executing.

(Y/N): Welp. This is our cue to leave.

Tatsumatsu: Don't tell me you're-

(Y/N): Hell yeah I am. (cracks knuckles) Readers, the court is now in session.

(scene break)

Panty and Stocking were both forced onto this TV show without their consent. They were sitting in the suspect booth while the commentator was hyping everyone up.

Commentator: Now for what you've all been waiting for! Allow me to introduce the hero who will face off with the accused! The stud prosecutor who's sent ninety nine ne're-do-wells to their graves! The superstar made famous by this show! Tom Croose!

The Space Odyssey opening started playing in the background, and the stage grows dark. A spotlight shined onto a man with orange hair, blue eyes, and a brown shirt with white sleeves.



Tom: I am very sad... For my friend, my dear Ghost, is no longer eith us. Goodbye, Mr. Husband! But I promise you all! I will make those two cold-hearted malevolent fallen angels pay for their crimes! (turns to the Anarchy sisters) You're going to regret everything you've ever done! You two will be the one hundredth criminal I'll send to the death row! You nincompoops!

The audience cheers, and everyone who was watching cheered. You looked around while flying with Tats to see Panty and Stocking live on national television.

Tatsumatsu: This isn't good. They're both going to be dead at this rate.

(Y/N): We're almost there. Hold on.

While you continued to soar through the skies, the commentator explaind the case. He first explains the background of Mr. Husband, which shows that he was just a friendly ghost that meant no harm. He then exclaims, one week ago, that Mr. Husband was pronounced dead in the central park, where his body bled out and fell lifeless in the moonlit sky. Mrs. Wife Petter, his wife, found him dead and was devastated.

Panty: And why the hell does it have to do with us?

Stocking: You have no proof that we did any of that.

Tom: But of course I have proof!

Commentator: And now... The accused will choose the attorney who will determine their fate!

???: OBJECTION!

A familiar voice rang out throughout the court, which silenced the crowd. Everyone turns their head towards the entrance of the stage to see... Well you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDcvkQ3_Ibc

(Y/N): I will be the one who will defend these two!

Panty smirks to see you ready to save their asses once again, but Stocking was super happy to see you here. Her heart rate started to quicken when she saw your signature grin. The crowd cheers for your dramatic entrance. Tom and the Commentator weren't really happy to see you though.

Commentator: (eyes you) And who are YOU exactly?

(Y/N): (Y/N)'s the name, defending is my game. I heard that these beautiful ladies were in a bit of a pinch, so it's my job to help them out.

Commentator: Well TOO BAD! Unless you're a certified attorney, I'm afraid that you-

(Y/N): I have my official defense attorney's badge, your honor.



You presented it to the judge, who was at a high stand. He squinted his eyes before shrugging and agreeing with you.

Tatsumatsu: He's going to be looking for that badge soon enough you know.

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: It's only a copy of his badge. This isn't the original.

Judge: ...Seems legit. I'll allow it.

Tom: B-But... But-!

(Y/N): Uh uh! You are NOT going to get rid of me that easily. They have the right to have a proper attorney, so sit your petty ass down and shut your ass up.

They were REALLY not happy that you were here to say the least.

(stop music)

Panty: (sighs) In any case, I could at least trust (Y/N) of all people to get us out of here.

Stocking: Yeah... I'm really glad he's here.

Commentator: (groans) In any case, let us begin the trial. Oh sacred judge!

Judge: Ahem... Yes, we will now begin the public trial of he murder of Mr. Husband Petter.

Tom: Allow me to begin with a question for Miss Panty and Miss Stocking. Where were you at nine fifty-five on the night of twenty-seventh when the murder occured?

Panty: Beats me.

Stocking: Don't remember.

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: (sweat drops) They are REALLY not making this any easier for me, aren't they?

Tom: Well, if you can take a look of this photo, we have a picture from a speed camera that caught you breaking the speed limit.

(Y/N): I mean, when is Panty NOT breaking the speed limit?

Stocking: Oh, I remember now! That is one of Bobson's seasonal flavors!

If you take a closer look of the picture you can see Stocking was referring to the ice cream she was eating. You mentally face palmed to remember such a minor detail of what they were doing that night.

But you have to give them some points though, you actually don't remember anything from that night.

Tom: Precisely, and this photo was taken on nine fifty-five, which was a five minute gap from the crime scene! I know this isn't some coincidence!

Panty: It must be.

Tom: Unbelievable!!! Well then, Miss Panty...

He then leans over to Panty and starts muttering to her.

Tom: What would you do if you saw a (whispers) ...rampaging... (normally) Ghost in the middle of the night?

Panty: Shoot it. Duh.

Tom: WHAT?! SHOOT IT?! Are you saying that you would shoot an innocent ghost on sight?!

Panty: Wait wha-?

Tom: So the fact that you happened to see Mr. Husband, who just so happened to be a ghost, drove you to shoot and kill, shoot and kill, shoot and kill him?!?!

Tatsumatsu: This dude is REALLY ticking me off. Can we punch that ugly mug of his please?

Stocking: I don't even remember killing him...

Tom: Well then!

He then laid a bunch of photos down of many pictures of ghosts. Many you saw look very familiar, but some were new to you.

Tom: I'm assuming you are able to remember EVERY ghost you have executed?

Stocking: E-Every single one of them...?

Tom: I see... It was only makes sense that you don't remember murdering Mr. Husband. Your honor, I would like to present the murder weapons as evidence!

A hot chick, who I assumed was an assistant, brought over to the judge one of Panty's pink panties. You were shocked that they were able to get ahold of something like that.

Panty: H-How did you get that?!

And apparently Panty didn't knew about this either.

Tom: That seemingly ordinary piece of lingerie can transform into a lethal weapon when eliminating ghosts.

Judge: A-Are you sure?

Tom: There were many witnesses who heard gunshots in the area. And the weapon that Panty uses transforms into Backlace, which is a gun. And now... I shall ask the accused to demonstrate.

Panty: Really? Right now?

Commentator: Does everyone want to see it?!

The crowd roars in excitement, especially the men. You just rolled your eyes and gave Panty her panties.

(Y/N): Whatever. Just get this shit over with.

Panty: Fine fine.



A strip pole suddenly appears before Panty, and she started pole dancing in front of hundreds of people in the audience. All the men roared in excitement to see it.

Panty: Oh wicked spirit born of a lost soul in a limbo-

Judge: STOP! Stop stop stop STOP! What is the meaning of this?! I will not allow you to desecrate my courtroom!

Panty: If you don't want me to desecrate it, then why the hell is there a strip pole?

Judge: Restraint them!

Panty and Stocking were taken away momentarily to be strapped into iron maiden-like cases that leave only their faces exposed.



You just sighed in annoyance at how this trial is being proceeded.

(Y/N): God dammit Panty. You could've just transformed the gun normally. You didn't have to do all of THAT to get your point across.

Panty: Hey, YOU'RE the one who's supposed to get us out of here, but I don't see you doing anything.

(Y/N): Listen whorebag, I'm trying my damndest here to find an opening. And YOU aren't making this shit easier in my behalf.

Commentator: Things are heating up~! And now, for today's climax, the prosecution's witness!

Tom: Thank you, and for the final witness that was brought before us. Despite her grief from having a loved one snatched from her, she decided to testify. Allow me to introduce Mr. Husband's spouse, Mrs. Wife Petter!

Mrs. Petter was brightened up with a spotlight looming over her. She was sobbing with grief while holding a handkerchief to wipe her tears.



Wife Petter: (wails) It's all my fault! If I hadn't been late that night, he would've still been here with me!

Tom: Do you remember what you saw that night?

Wife Petter: I was late during that night of our date, since I was fixing my hair. But when I came to the park... H-He was brutally murdered! Blood was everywhere and he was just lying there lifeless! (sobs) Please, come back to me dearest!!!

Everyone in the audience pitied her, felt really bad that she lost her husband to some possibly unknown forces. Panty and Stocking looked around to see if anyone had remorse for them, but no one did. Not even Panty's fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwSVn-6mE5Q

Commentator: Now that's been settled, it's time we move on to the verdict. And then, the execution!

Panty and Stocking: E-Execution?!

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Okay... C'mon (Y/N), THINK! There has to be a contradiction in that testimony somewhere! But where?!

You thought over the details of the case. The speeding photo where they were driving, the gunshots, multiple witnesses, and the wife's testimony. You also looked over at a picture of Mr. Husband's dead bloodied body, sprawled all over the grass.

This seems like the perfect plan of murder, but was it really the sisters the ones who killed him?

Then it hits you. You remembered all the ghosts you killed with the Anarchy sisters, and how they differed from this case alone.

Tatsumatsu: Shit... If we don't do something fast, they're going to be executed by the electric chair!

(Y/N)'s Thoughts: Chill Tats. I got this. (smirks) The answer was actually really simple to figure out.

Tatsumatsu: Huh?

(stop music)

Commentator: Alright members of the audience! And you too, people watching at home! You'll shall be the jury of this trial! Press the red button if you think that they should be executed, and the blue one if they should live! The more votes of red will increase the voltage of the electric chair!

You quickly got your phone out and hovered your thumb over the "Play" button. You were READY to say it.

Commentator: Now, if you will, press the butto-

(Y/N): OBJECTION!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZfCwUuj-O0

Everyone's eyes widen to see you finally taking a stand. Your signature smirk never left your face when you looked at the judge.

(Y/N): Your honor! There is a contradiction in the witness's statement!

Judge: Really now? Well then, please tell us the contradiction you found.

(Y/N): You see, there's one piece of evidence that shows the only way that Mr. Husband wasn't killed by the Anarchy sisters!

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SELECT YOUR EVIDENCE!

Attorney's Badge Photos With Timestamps Multiple Witness Accounts > The Murder Weapon Wife Petter's Testimony

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(Y/N): TAKE THAT!

Judge: The murder weapon?

You quickly turned to Stocking and Panty with a giant, but reassuring, smirk on your face.

(Y/N): Panty, would you mind telling the audience what happens when you shoot a ghost with your gun?

Panty: Fucker explodes.

Stocking: Into smithereens, yeah.

(Y/N): Exactly! Now if you pay attention to the picture of Mr. Petter's dead body... You see that most of his body is mostly intact! If Panty did shoot him with Backlace, then none of his body would be left!

Stocking: Hey you're right!

Panty: Who the hell killed him then?

(Y/N): There's only one person capable of doing this deed. And that person is-!

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SELECT SOMEONE!

(Y/N) (L/N) Panty Anarchy Stocking Anarchy The Commentator Tom Croose > Mrs. Petter The Judge

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(Y/N): (points to wife Petter) You're the only one!

Mrs. Petter: H-Huh?!

(Y/N): As you can see, there are several large bite marks found on Mr. Petter's body. And the only one I could think of having sharp fangs... Is YOU!



The camera zooms into Mrs. Petter's mouth, which showed that she does in fact have huge sharp fangs. She freaked out and tried to talk her way out of it.

(Y/N): Your honor, if you will!

Judge: Mhm!

Tom: O-Objection!!! That doesn't explain the gunshots that we described earlier!

Judge: You do raise a point. And I'm sure Mrs. Petter didn't carry any weapons on her. Well, Mr. (L/N), if you can't provide any evidence for the gunshots, the Mrs. Petter is out of the question for being a suspect.

(Y/N): (smirks) I already figured that out too.

Tom: N-NANI?!

(Y/N): There's only one other person that I know that could frame Panty for shooting a gun. And that person is-

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SELECT SOMEONE!

(Y/N) (L/N) Panty Anarchy Stocking Anarchy > The Commentator Tom Croose Mrs. Petter The Judge

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(Y/N): YOU!

Commentator: Huh?

(Y/N): Go ahead and say the word "Rule".

Commentator: W-Why should I say some s-stupid word. This has nothing to do with-

(Y/N): You are going to say it one way or another. Because I know exactly who you are, unnamed commentator. Or should I say... SCANTY DAEMON?!

The "Commentator's" face only paled to the fact that his disguise was figured out. The judge was still confused though.

Judge: What does this "Scanty Daemon" have to do with the case, Mr. (L/N)?

(Y/N): Your honor, the Deamon sisters are the rivals of the Anarchy sisters, so I should assume they would try to frame them for murder to finally get their revenge. The reason many witnesses heard gunshots (points to the commentator) is because Scanty Daemon wields a gun of her own! And since everyone knew Panty had Backlace, they would all assume that she would be the one who killed Mr. Petter! So if Mr. Commentator here is Scanty Deamon, then I'm pretty sure my suspicions will be correct! Your honor, once again, if you will!

The judge nods in approval of his servants to bound Mrs. Petter to the electric chair. In a flash, she was struggling in a hair in a panic.

(stop music)

Mrs. Petter: I-I did nothing!

(Y/N): Audience, viewers at home, and everyone watching right now, make your choices now! And you better make the correct one!

And just as you expected, the amount of votes of "Guilty" rose dramatically. It eventually lead to Mrs. Petter getting pumped with hundreds of volts of electricity into her body. The crowd roared in excitement to see someone getting electrocuted. Kinda fucked up, but whatever.

After being burnt and charred, Mrs. Petter just had enough of everything and screeched. She also gained some superhuman strength that allowed her to break the restraints of the electric chair.

Mrs. Petter: That's right! I killed him, I killed him! A Ghost shouldnt be fawning over humans! It made me so sick to my stomach that I had to gnaw that coward's head to death! I've been playing alot with that stupid husband and the other humans to protect myself, but I can't take it anymore!!!



She transformed into literally The Thing from... "The Thing". You guys remember that movie, right?

In any case, the commentator and Tom Croose were trying to slip away from he scene without getting spotted. You had your eye in them the whole time though, and had your Gire Elemental ready.

(Y/N): Flamethrower!

The costumes the Deamon sisters they were wearing got completely burnt. Their undergarments were mostly intact to keep the show from being rated 18+.

Scanty: Tsk. I cannot believe this.

Kneesocks: We analyzed your behavior to come up with the perfect false charge!

Scanty: But of course YOU had to be here of all times.

(Y/N): What can I say? I can really be annoying to alot of people. It was a good attempt though.

Scanty: I've lost interest in this farce. Let's go make our exit, Miss Kneesocks?

Kneesocks: Yes, dear sister.

A limo that Fastener was driving came to pick the demon sisters up, literally crashing into the stage in the process. They both got into the backseat and bid the trio farewell. You walked over to the sisters who were still strapped in the iron cases.

(Y/N): So how'd I do?

Stocking: That was amazing, (Y/N)! The way you presented the evidence was so cool!

Panty: Yeah thanks for saving our asses again.

(Y/N): Anytime.

Judge: HELP! HELP SOMEBODY!

The judge ran over to the angels and went on his knees. He started begging the sisters to kill off the ghost so it would stop biting his ass cheeks. The threw of you evilly grinned before replying to him.

Panty: Didn't you ban us from doing anything naughty?

(Y/N): I did remember you ordering to restrain these fine ladies.

Judge: Whatever it takes! I don't care anymore! Dispose of that fiendish ghost!

He used his mallet to break the locks on the maiden cases, freeing Panty and Stocking. The sisters did a few stretches to crack some of those sore muscles. You cracked your neck and your knuckles for a ghost beatdown.

Stocking: The cameras are still rolling you know.

Panty: Can they allow this on TV?

Judge: JUST DO IT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTgl3cCyDo

The peppy music booted up once more, and the girls started transforming to their angelic forms. You just stood in multiple Jojo poses while activating Tats.

Panty: Return to Heaven and Earth...

Stocking: Repent~

(Y/N): You all know the rest!

All in the men in the crowd started going wild for obvious reasons, but that's to be expected.

Panty summoned Backlace and emptied her clip onto the Ghost. You and Stocking stood next to each other with swords in hand. After an agreeing nod, you both rushed the ghost and slashed it into a bazillion pieces.

Mrs. Petter: Carpenter!!!

(KABOOM!)

(stop music)

The ghost explodes, and the church bell rang in the back. Nothing was left behind of the ghost, as you expected it to be. The crowd cheers for the defeat of the horrible ghost.

Tatsumatsu: Even going as far as crying out the director's name before she blew up? That's some dedication.

The trio turns towards the cameras that were filming the entire thing.

Stocking: Thank you all for watching! The truth is on hour side, right?

(Y/N): Ya'll gotta admit, I did WORK there! Y'all have better liked that shit!

Panty: Justice always prevails!

(timeskip brought to you by Stocking sharing her ice cream cone with (Y/N))

Two weeks has passed since the trial, and angels were once again grateful for you helping them. You must shrugged it off and said it was nothing.

Last week though, you were at the beach with the sisters to finally get away of all the chaos in the city. You obviously left Tats behind since it was so hot outside, so she can at least feel the relief of air conditioning in the hot summer afternoon. Despite all the fans of the sisters, it was nice just warming up in the summer sun.

But then the mood was broken. The Deamon sisters came around and challenged them to a game of volleyball. At first the demon sisters were confident that they were going to win, since they said that you won't be able to play in a two versus two match.

But after one round, the angel sisters were able to kick their asses in volleyball. You handed them water bottles to keep them rehydrated and energized.

Once they realized that they were shit in volleyball, they decided cheating in order to score some points. From using Fastener as the volleyball, to utilizing demonic weapons.

But you three managed to pull through and win the game!

Scanty and Kneesocks weren't having any of that though. Scanty tossed something in the air and shot it with her revolver. Multiple shards scattered into the ocean during the process. This caused multiple aquatic life to turn into ghosts.

It was a messy cleanup to say the least.

Panty: What about... This one?

Stocking: Are you blind or something? He's just another junkhead. He's a twenty out of a hundred.

Oh, right. I guess we should be getting at the topic at hand, am I right?

Panty: How about this one?

Stocking: Too ordinary. I bet he's all into the missionary position so he can "see your face" when you orgasm. Ten out of a hundred.

Yeah you might be wondering what's going on here. Well, for starters, you three were on top of some sort of building. The kind of building is not important right now, so don't worry about it. Right now the Anarchy sisters were looking around town for Panty's next bedmate. Using binoculars, they were looking around the streets to find anyone that catches the girls' eye. They weren't having any luck so far, however. You were just sitting next to them while being on your phone.

Panty: Jesus, can you not be an ass Stocking? I won't be able to pick up guys this way.

Stocking: Have fun with those losers then if you think they're so great.

(Y/N): Sounds like you're pretty picky today, huh Panty?

Panty: Tch, fuck off. All I need is a pretty face and a huge dick to be satisfied.

Stocking: Sounds something a brain-dead slutty bitch would say.

(Y/N): Then again, when is Panty NEVER a slut in the first place?

Panty: Fuck you two, seriously. What do YOU look for a guy then, Stocking?

(Y/N): Something better than your damn tastes at least.

Stocking: Wait, what's that over there?

Panty and (Y/N): Huh?

Using your phone camera, you were able to zoom in where Stocking was looking. And what you saw was a pretty ugly female ghost with a blue suit. She seems to be going around to find a man to hit up, but failing miserably.

Panty: A ghost that's trying to hit up men? You don't see that everyday. That face looks like it's been through hell and back.

Stocking: Right? She kinda acts like you when you're finding a guy, except you're actually more prettier.

Panty: I'll... Take that as a compliment.

Stocking: What do you think (Y/N)? Should we go and- Huh?

When she looked by her side, she saw that you weren't next to her. Panty looked over to her side to see that you weren't there either. In fact, you weren't even on top of the building at all!

(Y/N): Hello, my lovely lady~

W-Wait what?

You were apparently hitting up the lady ghost that was failing to get a date! Bystanders were in utter shock, disgust, and stood in total awe. The binoculars that the Anarchy sisters were using just shattered.

Stocking and Panty: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Okay uhh... This is a big turn of events right now. I was indeed not expecting this to happen. But I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens.

NEXT TIME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtvaKdqVFPg

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Author's Note: I had to think long and hard for how this episode was going to work. Stocking truly seemed to have fallen in love with the ghost with no means of letting up.

Then I thought, "Maybe I can try doing a role reversal".

So that's what I did, and honestly I think the plan is going on pretty well so far. But dont worry, you'll still end up with Stocking. This is just all a part of my master plan. >:3

Anyways, I hoped you all enjoyed this chapter, and I'll see you all in the next one!