I tossed the Demon King's head through the rift. I have to say, it was very satisfying to take his head off.
I walked through the rift, finally returning back to my world. And in front of me, was everybody else.
"I'm back." I smiled.
Principal, Emi, Irene, Mom, Erica, Iris, Bianca, Lily, Aoi, Yui, and Amber all stood in front of me, shocked.
Wait, Mom?!
Tears rolled down Principal's face as she started to break down into tears.
"Ken." Mom gasped, before she ran forwards and captured me in a hug.
I stiffened. I hadn't felt a parent's embrace in so long. It's been a year since I last saw Mom, and it feels even longer due to Kyle's memories of his parents.
I wrapped my arms around her, giving her a strong hug. A small laugh escaped my lips as tears gathered in my eyes.
It's been so long.
"...Are you crying?" She asked.
"What? No." I replied, wiping my eyes and pushing her off. "What are you talking about?"
She smirked. "Oh, did you miss your mom that much?"
"Don't patronize me." I deadpanned.
She laughed, a sweet smile landing on her lips. "Well, I missed you. It's been forever since Jujun and I have seen you!"
"Ken!" Oh no.
Mom quickly moved out of the way as I was tackled by Erica. She hugged my chest, crying into it. She started to lightly pound my chest.
It didn't take long for the rest to ram into us and leave me in a dogpile with eight girls on top of me.
After a couple seconds they got off of me, letting me breathe. Irene extended her hand to me, letting me pull myself up.
Then she slapped me.
"Ow. I deserved that." I winced.
And then she grabbed my collar, slamming her lips onto mine.
"Wait, what?" Mom questioned.
Irene let go of the kiss, her sweet taste leaving my mouth. We looked each other in the eyes, and then she slapped me again.
"Okay, did I really deserve that one?" I grumbled.
"Yes." Irene stated. She grabbed my collar once more, pulling me close to look me in the eyes. This time without the kiss unfortunately.
"Ever do a stunt like that again and I will personally make sure you never see daylight again." Irene whispered into my ear. "You'll be safe stuck in your room for eternity."
Looking into her eyes, I could tell she was deadly serious.
"Yes ma'am..." I sweatdropped.
Alright, never do that again. Got it. Happy wife is happy life. Especially if said wife is a yandere.
"There, I've gotten most things off my chest." Irene stated.
"Thank god, I didn't want to get slapped again." I sighed.
Irene packs a big punch. It actually hurt.
Irene raised an eyebrow at me. "I said I was done."
"Wait, wha-" A slap by Erica cut me off.
"Ken you dummy!" She screamed at me. "What the hell are you doing?! Why would you do that?!"
"Sorry." I winced. "And can I stop getting slapped?"
"Promise me...never do that again..." Erica whispered, grabbing onto my chest and looking into my face with tear-stained eyes.
"I promise." I told her.
"Well, I can't even believe you." She giggled. "You liar."
"Wait, it I was-" she cut me off with a short kiss to my lips.
"No excuses." She smirked. "I'll just have to keep my eye on you. Or Lily's I guess."
"I can do that." Lily added.
Lily stepped in front of me as Erica backed up. "Are you going to slap me too?" I asked.
"No." She stated. She leaned up to me. "But NEVER do that again. I can't live without you or Erica."
That kind of worries me, but also makes me happy.
Yui was next. She smirked at me. "I'll save your punishment for later." She gave me a wink and quick hug.
Amber was next. She crossed her arms as she glared at me. "Not too happy, I take it?" I winced.
"Not at all." She growled. "I won't slap you now. I'll get my violence through a spar later."
Oh, that's just great.
Aoi and Bianca were next. Their emotionless gazes seemed to pierce into my soul. They each grabbed onto one of my ears, pulling it.
"Ow! What the hell?!" I yelled.
"Bad. Bad Ken." Pouted Bianca.
"Never again." Aoi stated.
"Fine! Fine! I promise!" I yelled.
Satisfied, they let go of my ears. They're probably as red as Rudolph now, cause they sure feel that way...
"Wow, they've really got you whipped." My Mom giggled behind her hand.
"Don't say that..." I sighed. They're yanderes, better to keep them happy then die with a knife in the back.
Not that my girls would do that, but you get the point.
"But...what's with the fact that the elven girl kissed you in front of your girlfriend?" Mom raised an eyebrow.
I looked towards Erica, deadpanning. "Did you introduce yourself as my girlfriend."
"Ehehe..." Erica looked away.
"Of course you did..." I sighed.
"Is she not?" Mom asked.
"Well...yes, but no? We never confirmed it." I stated.
"My name is Irene." Irene suddenly interjected, pushing her hand out to Ken. "I am Ken's fiancé."
"You...you got a fiancé and you never told me?!" Mom angrily shouted at me. "And she's a beauty too?!"
"Thank you Mother-in-law." She smiled.
"Why didn't you tell me about her?! She's a jackpot!" Mom screamed.
"Forgive me that writing letters is a pain..." I sweatdropped.
There's also the fact I couldn't remember you but let's not talk about that.
"You should have done it anyway!" Mom pouted. "I haven't seen you in forever, you have to write or visit! I only heard stuff from Aiko!"
"I know." I smiled. "But if you learned how to use a phone then we could keep in contact better."
"Well, it's not my fault that they always explode when I hold them!" Mom pouted. "And don't change the subject! Two girls kissed you!"
"Erica is now officially Ken's girlfriend." Irene decided.
"Yes!" Erica gave a small fist bump.
"What?! No fair!" Pouted Yui. The others Aldo's hosed their displeasure with the sharp glared they gave me.
"Wait...but what about you?" Mom questioned.
"I'm still his fiancé." Irene stated.
Mom looked confused. She looked between them, before looking at the floor. I prepared myself for her angry outburst.
And then she looked up with the largest grin I could have ever seen. "This is amazing! You better give me a lot of grandchildren!"
Oh come on, you're like Isabella?!
Irene looked over to me. "I will make your dream come true, Mother-in-law." She promised.
Mom grinned. "Oh please, just call me Mom."
Oh god, this is the worst.
Oh, and speaking about children...
I snapped my fingers, another rift opening. The others looked towards it, confused. Through it stepped a familiar girl holding a small wolf in her arms, stroking his fur. Good thing Fenrir can shrink himself.
I sent Fenrir through a rift to grab Hel. And then I created a rift for both of them to come into this world. I've discovered that I can accurately create rifts to any place I've visited before.
However, it has to be done with this body. I can't open a rift to Kyle's world accurately. I might end up in a different parallel universe or a whole different dimension than intended.
So annoying. What's with this stupid rule to keep me away from Kira?
"Hel?!" Gasped Erica.
"Who? What?" Mom asked confused. "Why did she just walk out of a rift?"
Hel looked inbetween me and Mom. "Father, is this your mom? She looks a lot like you."
Mom's brain shut down. She looked at Hel, confused.
"Hel, Daughter of Loki." I stated. "She calls me Father for some reason."
Mom looked inbetween me and Hel, before coming to a realization. "Oh my goodness, I have a grandchild! Is this a gift from Heaven?!"
No, she's from hell. Why are you so happy about this?
Mom rushed towards Hel, scooping her up in a large hug. "I can't wait to spoil you!"
"Grandma, I can't breathe?!" Hel choked out.
That only caused Mom to hug her tighter.
"I'm going to die!" She gasped.
"Mom, let her down." I sighed.
"Oh, fine." She pouted, placing Hel back down. Hel took a series of deep breaths. Fenrir also did the same.
"What's with the wolf?" Mom asked.
"This is Fenrir, my brother." Hel stated.
"...what?" Mom asked. She looked towards me with a horrified look. "Ken, I didn't know you were a-"
"Stop right there. Blame Loki, not me." I deadpanned.
"No! I'm not!" Loki cried out.
You can save it for the judge.
"Oh, he's so cute!" Mom cried, picking him up as he kicked her face like a puppy. He's already decided to get onto his good side.
"Ken." Someone said from behind me. I turned around to see Principal.
"Principal." I stated.
"I'm sorry." She sniffled. "I failed you."
I've never seen her so vulnerable so before. She's always been so strong...
"It's fine." I smiled. "I brought it upon myself."
Principal looked at me. "Don't say that. And I'm glad you're back."
"Thanks." I replied.
I looked over to the Demon King's head which everyone had ignored until now. I picked it back up, holding it in my hand.
Irene walked over, standing next to me. "Mind if I have that? I have an idea."
"Uh, sure." I replied. Didn't want to make her any angrier. "What for?" I handed the head to her. She held it by the horn in one hand.
"Secret." She smirked. She linked her free hand with mine. "I love you."
"I love you too." I smiled.
"Hey! Not fair!"
And suddenly I was tackled once more.
But I wouldn't trade this for the world. When I first transmigrated here, I was an idiot. I still am now. This path may lead to my death. But who cares? Everybody loves a good yandere, right?
I love this. I love them.
And one day, I'll share this with you Kira.
It doesn't matter how strong I have to get until I can safely travel across worlds to track you down, but I will find you.
And I'll fulfill my promise of being there for you.
I promise. And this one isn't a lie.
The end of MOB; Volume 1 - Heaven's Hell.
Thank you all for this amazing journey.
See the next chapter "Volume 1 - Thanks!" For important news.