Reaching the city limits of Nevada Central and into the desert. You stared out the car window lost in thought. Passing the city limits sign you gaze up into the sky. "I'll never get use to the sight of that." you thought.
Looking forwards you looked at the semi truck with the flat bed in front of you. Which Sanford and Deimos were currently driving. The truck let out a honk and and Deimos peered his head out. He gave you a smile and a rock on sign.
Hank didn't do anything back and stared at Deimos. You however gave a slight wave back to Deimos. Looking ahead of the semi truck you could see Doc and his Sedan. He wasn't exactly... driving the most safe as he swerved alot. Deimos looked at Doc and shook his head. Deimos than leaned back into the truck.
"What's wrong with Doc?" you asked. "The man never knew how to drive correctly kid. It's a miracle that he is still alive." Hank responded. You just gave a little nod to what he said. Looking out the window to your right you saw silhouettes in the distance. They weren't very far away but far enough not to make any details. "Hank... there's silhouettes in the distance." you said.
Hank looked out your window and he looked at you. "The Bandits are out hunting for food." Hank said. "Wait those guys who tried to eat us awhile back? The ones with the ragged clothes and bandanas?" you asked. "Yeah they're out hunting for garbage and other scraps to feed them." Hank responded.
"Ew..." you said. Shivering at the idea of eating garbage. It sounded nasty having to live off that. Than again it's the desert what food is there.
You than heard wheels squealing ahead of you. Docs Sedan stopped and so did the semi truck. Hank pressed the brake as hard as he could to stop from ramming the truck. You let out a little yelp from being lurched forward.
Looking out the window you saw boulders blocking off the road. Docs car was near to hitting them. Looking up the hill you saw one, a Bandit. "Aye boys! Dinner is 'ere!" the Bandit yelled on top of the hill. Hank looked at the Bandit and got out of the car. He grabbed a katana from the back seat and his 119A1 (with a laser scope, how fancy!). Sanford and Deimos hopped out of their truck. Sanford had his hook and a shotgun, while Deimos had a Deagle and MP5K. Doc exited his Sedan aswell wielding a VSS Vintorez and a machete.
You grabbed your 119A1 and got out of the car. More Bandits started to appear on the hill. It was hard to count the amount of them. It sure was alot though. "Get em'! Dinner is served!" an Bandit yelled. They all pulled out pieces of garbage and scrap. Running down the hill while screaming some kind of battle cry. Hank was the first one to fire a shot at the crowd (of course). The bullet pierced atleast five Bandits in the head. Deimos was than the second one starting to fire at the hoard.
The slaughter has officially begun.
Doc fired a shot into the group of Bandits and one of their heads blew clean open! Skull fragments flying everywhere. Sanford reeled his hook and caught a Bandit. He pulled them in and punched them in the face.
"Oh! No hard feelings." the Bandit said. More Bandits came over the hill and more kept dying. Hank grabbed a decapitated and ran into the crowd. Sanford took out the shotgun and blew one of their faces clean off.
"Aye ya little bugger! Come er' and be my meal!" you heard a voice yelled behind you. Turning around you saw a G03LM Bandit. "Uh guys! I need a little help!" you yelled. They couldn't here you over the gun fire and screams.
"Oh shit." you said. Picking yourself up you looked at the G03LM. The Bandit Brute wore black rags for clothes, makeshift headgear made out of garbage, spiked gloves, and a car door. The Brute wielded a hammer made out of garbage as well.
"C'mon ya little slob!" he yelled. You took a deep breath and ran at the G03LM. You than did a drop kick at him and landed on your feet. It didn't nudge him a bit. "My turn." he said.
He than swung the hammer and you dodged it. You than grabbed a piece of scrap and hit them with it. Wailing upon them with the garbage they got frustrated. "Come ere!" he yelled. The G03LM than threw his arms around trying to hit you. Dodging them you jumped onto his back. "Just like the Sleepwalker, (Y/N). Just like the Sleepwalker." you thought.
Sticking the piece of metal into their neck they tried to grab you. You than went grabbed onto their face and stabbed them with the metal. You than got onto the top of the G03LMs head and snapped it. You jumped off the G03LM and landed. Looking back at Hank, Sanford, Deimos, and Doc it looked they cleaned up the Bandits.
Deimos than turned around to look at you and gave a dumbfounded face. "Did you just kill that G03LM?" Deimos asked. Sanford turned around and raised a eyebrow. "Y-yeah, I did." you said. Doc turned around and gave a nod.
"So, it looks like the Sleepwalker Training Program worked!" Doc said. "Damn! Look at that (Y/N)! That's your first kill!" Sanford said. You gave a sheepish smile not knowing what to feel. Happy for the praise or sick for taking a life.
Your thoughts were interrupted when you heard a loud yell. "I'M HUNGRY! GIVE ME FOOD!" the loud voice yelled. You all turned to see... a MAG Agent. No, a MAG Bandit.
The MAG wore a brown rag that covered their face with a black band to hold it. On the rag was drawn a white smiley face with a tongue sticking out. Their brown shirt was raggedy and had a belt. Their was a hoop on it's left shoulder (resembling a shoulder pad kind of). There was also nails attached to their head and body. The MAGs hands had nailed spike gloves and also a little green light attached to his head.
"Hey! Our Hungryboy is hungry!" a Bandit yelled. "GIVE ME FOOD!" MAG Bandit yelled. You took a step back and shook your head. "What the hell is that!?" you yelled. "It's a MAG Bandit." Hank said. "Yeah no shit Sherlock." Deimos said.
"We got only one option. Kill it." Sanford said. "Yeah I'm sitting this one out." you said. "That's a wise choice." Doc said.
"Status Quo, ATTACK!" Doc yelled. Hank ran head first in and started to kill the other Bandits. Sanford ran at the MAG Bandit and hit it with his hook. Deimos got closer and started to fire at it. MAG Bandit tried to hit Deimos but missed him. Deimos dodged out of the way. More Bandits appeared out of the man holes. Doc made quick work out of them. Shooting them and occasionally the MAG.
MAG Bandit grunted as Sanford stuck the meat hook into their knee. "You all seem hungry! I like it!" MAG Bandit said. Hank took a decapitated Bandit head and threw it at the MAG. Deimos gun clicked and he let out a annoyed sigh. He than chucked it at the MAG.
The MAG let out a grunt and grabbed a light pole. "Food doesn't fight back!" the MAG yelled. Deimos pulled out his deagle and fired at the MAG. "Hey fellas, why don't we dance another day, eh? We're on a tight schedule." Deimos said to the Bandits. "These guys have been eating trash for God knows how long. We're all basically talking hotdogs." Sanford said.
"Oh right! Like the conversation on the helicopter! I still think you're a shish kebab!" Deimos said. "That wasn't the point." Sanford said.
"Well, I think Hank is the hotdog. Oh Doc is a hamburger! Than that makes me nicotine gum!" Deimos said. Sanford didn't say anything but gave Deimos a frustrated look. "(Y/N) is definitely (favorite food)! Can't change my mind!" Deimos said.
"Deimos! Focus! Or I'm docking your pay!" Doc yelled. Deimos than gave a frown and continued to fire at the MAG. The MAG swung the light pole at Hank but he dodged it. The MAG swung again but this time at Sanford. Sanford dodged out of the way like Hank but fired a shot.
Doc shot at the MAGs head and blood started to leak of of it. MAG Bandit was pretty much beat up now. His clothes more ripped than before and his insides showing. MAG Bandit than swung the pole at Hank.
Hank this time jumped onto the pole and ran up it. He than jumped on the MAGs head and stabbed it in the head multiple times. The MAG tried to grab Hank but little to no success. Hank than wedged the katana deep into MAG Bandits skull. He than pulled it causing the MAG to fall.
"I'm... no longer hungry." MAG Bandit said. It than fell onto the ground in defeat. All the Bandits were dead and none left. "Whew! That was a close one!" Deimos said. Hank jumped off the MAG and rolled his neck.
"The bigger they are, the more fun they are to kill." Hank said. "Well everyone, it seems we have scared off the Bandits for now." Doc said. "Than is it time to hit the road?" Sanford asked.
"Yes. Let us began traveling." Doc said. Sanford gave a nod and began to clear out the boulders. He did it with ease as he moved them. After a few minutes all the boulders were gone. Doc hopped into his Sedan as Deimos and Sanford returned to the truck. "C'mon kid, get in." Hank said.
You gave a little nod as you got into the passenger seat. Hank got into the drivers seat and gave a honk to signify he's ready. Doc gave one in return and began to drive. He swerved as he took off. The semi truck moved as well and Hank began to follow.
"So, you took down that Bandit Brute." Hank said. "Y-yes." you said. "Well than. I'm impressed you did that." Hank said.
You gave a surprised look at Hank. "You're what?" you asked. "I'm impressed. That's what I said kid." Hank said. You than gave a smile. "Thanks Hank." you said. He didn't say anything but gave a little nod.
"Woah, that was crazy." -------------- It seems the road trip was delayed to cannibals again! But this time the Bandits brought back up!
Sorry for taking awhile to write this one. School has been mentally draining me and making it harder to write. Next chapter will be out soon!