(A/N: Art by DeimosArt. Also pretend Trickys voice is the one from Project Nexus).

"Kid. We're in danger." Hank said as he looked at you. "Wha?" you asked with a look of confusion. He opened the door then shut it and went to the trunk quickly. He popped it open then took out a katana and a Beretta 92. "How many weapons does this guy have?" you thought. You open the door on your side and got out the car. Hank then closed the trunk as he primed the pistol. The sign with the "!" was getting closer and closer every passing second. "Hank why the hell is there a sign coming at us?" you asked in a slightly panicked tone. "Kid take cover." he said. You didn't even question what he said as you got into the car again and ducked down.

You peeked out the window to see Hank walking in front of the car from where the sign was coming from. The sign was getting closer and then it stopped about three yards away. There was nothing but silence and tension as Hank breathed. Then out of nowhere a man jumped out of the ground with sign in hand! "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THERE YOU ARE HANK!" he yelled. The mysterious attacker had red hair like a clown, a metal mask with red glowing eyes, a unzipped labcoat, a I.D. badge (with the name "Tricky the Clown" written on it with red crayon and the name "Dr. Hofnarr" crossed out), heart shaped boxer with no pants to cover his leg, red tennis shoes, and green skin. "Is he cosplaying or something?" you thought. To finish off his appearance the clown rapidly shook and he stood around to be 5'7ft".

"What the hell do you want clown?" Hank asked him. "I CAME BY TO SAY HELLO!" the clown said. "I don't give a damn Tricky. I'm not here to play games." Hank. "WELL TO BAD! ALSO I HEARD YOU HAVE A KID ON YOU! (Y/N) IS THERE NAME RIGHT?" Tricky said. "That's none of your buisness. So go away." he responded. "C'MON! I WANNA MEET EM'! KIDS LOVE CLOWNS RIGHT!?" Tricky said pointing at Hank mocklingly. "No one likes clowns. Especially you." Hank said while grabbing his sword. "So get out of the way." he said. "UM HOW ABOUT NO! I JUST WANNA MEET THE KID! Y'NOW KILL EM' SLOWLY! DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN?" Tricky said laughing shortly after.

You ducked low to floor as you covered your mouth. "Holy shit this man is insane!" you yelled in your head. "How about if I kill you?" Hank said. "YOU CAN'T KILL ME HANK! YOU CANNOT KILL THIS CLOWN!" he said. "We'll see about that." Hank said. You slightly peaked up again to see Hank put the katana on his back and the pistol in his coat. He then pulled out two UZIs in both hands! "Let's dance bitch." Hank said. He then started to fire both guns at Tricky and the clown jumped into the sky at lighting speed! "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FAST!" you thought. Hank looked up and dodged as Tricky landed right were he was standing. "HAY!" Tricky yelled. Hank kept firing the guns at the clown as Tricky dodged the bullets. Everytime Tricky just teleported and left a green puff of smoke and confetti. Hank then ran of ammo and took out his katana.

Tricky ran full speed at Hank and swung the sign at him. Hank dodged it with a summersault and shot the guns at Tricky. The clown then jumped into the ground leaving a hole and charged at Hank with the sign above ground. The sign then went underground and everything was silent... Hank stood there looking around for Tricky. Then out of nowhere a pole stabbed Hank in the chest and you gasped at Hank falling to the ground. Blood started to ooze from the spot where Hank was stabbed and he fell to the ground. Was he... dead? "YOU CAN'T KILL CLOWN! THE CLOWN KILLS YOU!" Tricky said. Tricky then looked toward your direction and the dissapeared into a puff of smoke. You ducked hoping he didn't see you.

Then the door swung open and you jumped back at the sight of the clown in front of you! "THERE YOU ARE!" Tricky yelled. The clown then grabbed you by the foot. Then proceeded to yank you out with extreme force! You made a loud yelp in the process and you tried to grab onto anything. You tried to grab onto the seat but his grip and tugging was to strong. In a split second you found yourself dangling upside and face to face with Tricky. "SO... YOU MUST BE (Y/N)?" Tricky said. Those red eyes stared into your soul and you just let out a feeble whimper. "HANK CAN'T SAVE YOU! NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU! YOU'RE MINE!" he yelled. "W-what do you want with me?" you asked while your voiced shaked. "WHAT DO I WANT? I WANT TO KILL YOU! FRESH MEAT IS THE BEST TO KILL!" the clown said while his head rapidly shook. You where on the verge of tears. Was this the end of you? Hank was dead and there was nobody around besides this insane clown.

"ALRIGHT! TIME TO DIE!" he yelled. You shut your eyes as tight as you could. "I don't think so clown." you heard. "WHAT?!" Tricky yelled. It was Hank and he was right behind Tricky. Hank then punched Tricky in face causing him to drop you. "OW!" Tricky yelled. "I don't go don't that easily bitch. You should of known that of all people." Hank said. "HAY! YOU RUINED IT!" Tricky said. Hank then took out his sword and cut off the top part of Trickys head! "OW! OW!" The clown fell to the ground and his mask fell off in the process. His upper gum was completey ripped off with sharp teeth and his bottom jaw was exposed. His nose was missing and his red eyes looked angry. "HANK! YOU CLOWN!" Tricky yelled as he got up. Then out of nowhere he disseapeared into green confetti and reappeared further away with a jetpack on.

"THIS WON'T BE THE LAST TIME YOU SEE ME HANNNK!" Tricky yelled. He then grabbed his stop sign and started to fly. Then he took off into the sky at lightning speed with his jetpack. You just sat there in pure confusion of the event that unfolded. You then got up and looked at Hank. "WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY!" you yelled. "A zombie clown." Hank said. "A zombie WHAT?!" you yelled in disbelief. "The clown was hired to kill me a while back. I killed him and now he's a zombie." Hank said lifting you up. "Get in the car." Hank said. You just got into the backseat and sat there in silence. Hank then started up the car again and started to drive. That was one hell of a fight.

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Chapter 6 is now out! Everybodys favorite zombie hitman clown makes an appearnce! Next chapter will be focused on Hank the reader. Also don't worry Sanford and Deimos will comeback! I hope you enjoy!