Mpande: ang’kuqondi konke lokhu ( I dont understand all of this) ***He said with a frown on his face*** Alpha: what Mpande: this thing yama engagement party….izinto zabelungu….infact umsangano nje ( this things of engagement parties...its a white people thing….in fact its stupid) Alpha: well vasati va swirandza ( well women love it) Mpande: well my woman will need to make peace with the fact that she will never get it or amabridal shower or baby shower Alpha: then you better go find yourself a village girl cause city or township girls love those things Mpande: well the girl I saw I think is a township girl even though I feel like I know her from somewhere….i still remember how she insulted my mother and called my type of music rubbish ***Alpha laughed *** Alpha: I remember….yeer xivindzi xa yena ( yeer her liver) ***he laughed again*** Mpande: she’s gonna pay that one...the day she’s gonna be mine heeh bafo nc nc nc... uma engibona uzothi ashee mhlonishwa ( when she sees me she will say hello sir) ***Alpha busted out with laughter as he parked the car*** Alpha: well that’s if you’ll ever find her ***he said getting out*** Mpande: ooh I will...i wont rest until I find her ***he said also getting out and Alphalette just shook his head locking the car and they walked inside*** Alpha: what if she’s married Mpande: divorce baba ***Alphalette laughed shaking his head*** Alpha: I already feel sorry for her Mpande: im not that bad mfo Alpha: yeah you’re not that bad….you’re the worst Mpande: mxm ***he looked around at all the cars*** Mpande: I see all the high status people are here Alpha: after Ma sees us, we eat then leave Mpande: mmmh indlebe izwile bafo...sishaya ama In and Out ( the ear has heard….we will do a In and Out thing) Alpha: I cant stand all these fake people nxa Mpande: calm down mfo….angifuni amadlozi aphume ( I dont want your ancestors to come out)…..remember we are here for umamcane ( aunt) ***Alphalette sighed and they walked inside the house and as soon as Alphalette’s younger sister saw him she ran to him and jumped on him and Alphalette laughed catching her….after they hugged and greeted each other she jumped on Mpande and he swung her around then he put her down*** Mpande: waze wakhula Clair ( you have grown Clair) ***She blushed looking down*** Alpha: mmmh and tell all those boys that im a sangoma ( traditional healer) and your other brother has a gun Clair: huh bhuti Alpha: im just saying Mrs.Reineke: my boys ***She said opening her arms for them and they quickly took off their hats and they both hugged her and when they broke the hug he pinched their ears*** Alpha: aah ma ***Clair laughed as they held their aching ears and Mpande gave her a stern look*** Mpande: uhlekani wena nekhanda elikhulu ( what are you laughing at big head) ***she stuck her tongue out and ran away when Mpande took a step towards her*** Mpande: sifelani manje ma ( what did we do ma) Mom: is this the time to come to your brother’s engagement party Alpha: but ma I told you we will be late Mom: late yamasimba nxa…. And what are you wearing…..yazin I’m not gonna let you two to stress me …...come and meet your soon to be sister in law ***she said walking away*** Mpande: ngimdala manginje imagine indoda endala kanje ( I’m old….imagine a man as old as me) pinched on his ear as if he’s some small boy....this is not on ***he whined*** Mom: you want another pinch Mpande cause this time I wont let go until that big ear of yours bleeds Mpande: haai cha…. indlebe izwile ma...izwile ngempela ( haai no the ear has heard….it has heard indeed) Mom: good... now come ***Alphalette laughed at him and he showed him the middle finger and they followed her… inside they found people standing in groups some sitting down drinking….the guys were wearing formal, some semi formal clothing and women are wearing dresses and heels while some are wearing semi formal clothing as well…..soft music was playing….the was a bar area and waiters and waitresses serving them finger food….Mpande sighed shaking his head*** Mpande: and then ***he said pointing at a plate*** Alpha: relax...lets eat and leave Mpande: yho hai shem umamcane waze walithwala idombolo ( I feel sorry for aunty)… eat what??? do you see food here… Alpha: bro relax Mpande: umavetane ushada umlungu yini ( is whitey marrying a white woman) Alpha: I dont know and I dont care….lets eat and leave Mpande: so dlani ( what are we gonna eat)….im not a rabbit and im definitely not on diet….did you see what they are serving...ngiyindoda yomZulu mina...angidli udoti ….nxa ( im a Zulu man... I dont eat rubbish) ***he shook his head*** Mpande: ithi ngiyophuzibiya ( let me go drink) before I lose my mind ***he went to the bar area and Alphalette followed him….people gave him weird looks cause he’s wearing different kinds of beads on his wrists and neck….he’s wearing a black golf shirt, black jeans and a red cap and red sneakers while Mpande is wearing a tailor made navy blue brentwood pants ,a Madiba shirt that has brown and navy blue strips with a gold chain hanging around his neck on top of the shirt and navy blue Carvelas...all in all they looked out of place…..Alpha followed him to the bar area*** Mpande: heita Whiteguy: hi gentlemen what would you like to drink ***he said looking uncomfortable*** Alpha: heineken Whiteguy: ok ***he put a 330ml on top of the counter and reached for a glass but then he stopped when he saw Alpha opening the bottle using his teeth*** Whiteguy: ok...ummm what about you sir Mpande: what about me Alpha: uphuzani ( what do you drink) Mpande: ooho….give me black label lapho…. And Ngud’ ***the guy cleared his throat*** Mpande: black label ndoda ( man) Whiteguy: umm I’m sorry sir but we don’t have it Mpande: mihlola ( I cant believe this) Alpha: just give him what I’m having ***he knew he was about to cause a scene*** Mpande: heh bafo amasimb…. ( heh bro what nons...) ***he stopped when he saw Alphalette’s mother walking towards them with Stevens and his fiance and Alphalette’s heart almost stopped*** Mpande: bafo ( bro) Alpha: nguye ( its her) Ma: aah ibiya ( beer) before eating Alpha...Mpande ***Masai looked at Alphalette as if she’s seeing a ghost*** Mpande: there’s no food here ma Ma: I cooked for you two...your food is in the kitchen cause I know you wont eat what is being served here Stevens: big bro...howzit ***Alphalette’s eyes left Masai and he looked at Stevens with a scary frown on his face*** Alpha: sho Stevens: I’d like you to meet my beautiful baby….my fiance….Masai Rapula Alpha: we already know each other…..right Masai ***He said looking at a shocked Masai*** Ma: you know each other Alpha: mmmh but through someone ***Masai swallowed hard so did Stevens*** Stevens: who ***he asked with his heart beating fast*** Stevens: babe ***She blinked fast and tears ran down her cheeks as her hands shook then she ran out….her sister Hills saw her running out and she followed her outside and Mpande frowned looking at Hills *** Mpande: fuck….bafo is that…. ***he asked looking freaked out….then he frowned and shook his head vigorously*** Ma: Masa…..whats going on...why is she running ***Stevens looked at Alphalette who still had that scary frown on his face and he clicked his tongue then he followed her…..he got outside and Hills was reversing out of the yard and the car drove away….Stevens clenched his jaws looking angry and he clicked his tongue and went to his car and drove off too***

INSIDE THE HOUSE

Ma: whats going on Alpha…..what was that all about Alpha: how should I know ma Ma: ungangiyenzi islima ( dont make me a fool)….i saw your face ***Alpha sighed*** Alpha: ma….i dont know why she ran off ok maybe you should ask your son….yes I know her cause we once met at a party 2 years back in Cape Town and Mpande here hooked up with her friend and he wasn’t nice to the friend maybe that’s why she reacted that way Ma: why to you and not him heh Alpha: ma...eish ***he said rubbing his forehead trying to think of a believable lie*** Alpha: we...eish Alpha: we had a threesome with her friend and I was more rougher to her than him Ma: whats a three….yuh mihlola...im done with you two….done…. done ***she said sounding and looking dramatic*** Mpande: I need a smoke and ubiya ( a beer) ***he said walking away*** Ma: nishera abafazi Alphalette Ntsako Mabunda ( you share women Alphalette Ntsako Mabunda) Alpha: ma Ma: ungathi nnywa….now I see why you two are not married….nishera ikhekhe ( you share a pussy)….yho ngaze ngahlolelwa ( I cant believe this) ***she walked away mumbling to herself and Alphalette sighed and followed Mpande….he found him smoking like a chimney *** Mpande: I knew I’ve seen that girl somewhere Alpha: who... Mpande: my wife to be…..umfazi wami bafo….you didnt pay much attention to them cause you concentrated on your girl ***Mpande took a large gulp*** Mpande: they were three bafo….you left with your girl and I was left with two and I had a three sum with them….that one your girl left with is the sister that was engaged...she was getting married the following weekend ***Alpha gave him a shocked look*** Mpande: fuck bafo….ngimoshile straight ( I messed up)….i cant believe i had a threesome with them and now im interested in one of the sisters….Yazi i knew I’ve seen that girl somewhere….i didnt see her properly that time she insulted me but I knew I know her from somewhere, I dont think she’ll give me a chance bafo….damn it!!! Alpha: oooh shit!!! ***he exclaimed taking the beer from him and he took a large gulp*** Alpha: and my chosen one is engaged to my younger brother and I have a child out there I need to find…. ***he said rubbing his forehead anxiously*** Mpande: yho ***he walked to the bar area and Alpha followed him*** Mpande: ei give me something strong lapho….ichefu ngife once ( poison so that I die) Alpha: make it two ***His mind went to Masai….she looked beautiful….grown….she’s a bit chubby cause that time she was slender….even her breasts are full that time they looked like tennis balls but now…...he shook his head….” nah it cant be” he thought….but then….. “ nah...” he thought again shaking his head***

ON THE ROAD

Hills: mntase what happened….did something happen ***Masai continued to cry ignoring her….why did he have to be Stevens brother….why doesnt happiness last in her life*** Hills: bathong Masa whats going on….you know what im calling Moera ***she called Moera Masai’s twin sister*** Moera: efedile party ya makgowa ( is the white peoples party over) Hills: where are you Moera: home Hills: ok we are on our way Moera: whats going Hills is Masa ok Hills: no...something happened and I dont know what….she ran out of the party and she’s crying but she doesnt say whats wrong Moera: ok ummm hurry I’m waiting….that rotten guava had better not hurt her or else...heh heh Hills: ok shap ***after sometime they arrived and got out of the car and went up to their apartment and as soon as they got in Masai ran to her bedroom and she busted out with a cry as she slowly sat on her bed, Moera and Hills walked in *** Hills: Masa talk to us what happened ***Moera hugged her and Hills joined them until she calmed down….Moera wiped her tears*** Moera: who hurt you...is it Stevens ***she shook her head as more tears made their way out*** Hills: then who Masai: Stevens brother is Khai’s father Hills&Moera: WHAT!!! Masai: he looks like him….his photocopy Hills… Hills: I didnt see him remember your mother in law took you and Stevens to go introduce you to his elder brother and I remained with Stevens friends Moera: what did he say Masai: nothing much just that we already knew each other ***She said wiping her tears off*** Masai: Stevens is gonna leave me Mo….i have a child with one brother and im engaged to another brother….why cant happiness last in my life….why She said crying and the sisters hugged her with Hills crying too and Moera just swallowed hard***

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***Stevens knocked on the door and it was opened and there stood his baby mama Helga*** Helga: what do you want Stevens: you ***she laughed mockingly*** Stevens: are you gonna let me in or should I go and find another pussy to satisfy me ***she raised her eyebrow*** Helga: where’s your new fiance...her pussy is not sweet anymore Steve Stevens: are you gonna let me in or not Helga ***he said with an annoyed voice*** Helga: mxm ***she said making way for him and he walked in*** Stevens: where’s my son Helga: at my moms ***he nodded then he sighed and went to sit down and he brushed his face*** Helga: what happened ***she asked with a bored tone*** Stevens: I think….i think Masai and that shangaan brother of mine once had a thing going Helga: wait what now ***she said sounding interested now*** Stevens: what if….i mean she doesnt want to talk about her baby daddy saying he’s dead to her….what if he’s…..fuck!!! ***he said rubbing his face and Helga swallowed hard….” no” she thought as she blinked rapidly*** Helga: what do you mean Stevens *** she asked with her heart beating fast*** Stevens: I need to release ***he said unbuckling his belt and unbuttoning his pants and he pulled out his average dick stroking it gently*** Stevens: make me happy baby and I’ll make you happy too Helga: im not your fiance Stevens Stevens: you know what fuck this shit I’m not about to beg you nxa ***he said getting up and he fixed himself then Helga got up and stopped him*** Helga: uyathanda ukucengwa heh ( you like being begged ) Stevens: are you gonna give me pussy or what Helga: I need R10 000 for my girls strip Stevens: you’re selling now? Helga: you chose to marry her instead of me so my pussy is no longer free for you mister...if you want free pussy go to your boring fiance ***he sighed looking at her*** Stevens: fine….now get naked ***she smiled and grabbed his dick gently and he gasped*** Helga: im gonna make you scream my name out loud….. ***Stevens smirked getting excited*** Stevens: make me happy baby Helga: then make yourself comfortable daddy He went and sat down comfortably and she started stripping for him seductively*** Stevens: fuck you’re gorgeous mamakhe ***he said as his dick got harder and harder as he watched her***

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AT HILLS HOUSE

***she got in and found her husband on the phone, the conversation he was having with the person seemed tense cause he kept brushing his right eyebrow time and time again and he does that when he’s stressed or angry….he turned and saw her standing near the dining table and he gave her a faint smile and he dropped the call then he walked to her*** Hills: hey ***he got to her and he pulled her closer by her thick waist and smashed his lips on hers and kissed the living daylight out of her leaving her breathless*** Hills: wow looks like someone missed me too much Tarek: more than you’ll ever know Hills: you good ***she said wiping off her lipstick on his lips*** Tar: mmmh ***His voice vibrated on his throat*** Hills: sure?? ****she said with a raised eyebrow and he perked her lips*** Tarek: yah….i love you bambo lwam...i love you so much Hills: I love you too sthandwa sam ***he sighed*** Tarek: just know that everything I do I do it for us….i always want you to be happy Shalate….your happiness means the world to me and I’ll do everything to make sure you are always happy… ***he sighed again*** Hills: babe ***he perked her lips again*** Tarek: im not perfect and I’ll never be but one thing I know is I love you to death Shalate….i dont think I will be able to live without you ***she frowned*** Hills: baby whats wrong Tarek: ngiyakthanda mama Hills: I love you too Tarek: never give up on me...on us please bambo lwam ***she sighed*** Tarek: promise me Hills: I promise ***he kissed her forehead*** Tarek: how was the party Hills: yho mmmh ***she said dramatically and Tarek laughed cause he knew mgozi ( gossip) is about to happen*** Hills: it was actually an engagement party ***he raised his eyebrow*** Tarek: heban ***he said following her to the lounge to sit down*** Hills: mmh shem the ring is to die for no lie and the food was five star restaurant style...you know those fancy finger food Tarek: mmmh Hills: but the party was boring babe like yho white people stuff ***Tarek laughed looking at her admiringly….Hills is a thick woman and im not taking about those thick woman with tiny waist no no...she’s one of those women that were born thick and even if they try to lose weight it wont happen and they don’t need to lose it cause their thickness looks good on them with their thick waist, thick thighs, chubby cheeks actually thick everything...she’s not dark skinned and she’s not light skinned either she’s in the middle….and when she smiles she brightens up the room because of her deep dimples and she drives Tarek crazy...he’s madly in love with her but there’s only one thing missing in their lives….a child….on their wedding day she took a bullet for him….she survived but her womb didn’t...she now have complications, she cant carry a child full term….so far she’s had five miscarriages…. She pretends to be this happy and joyful person but Tarek can see right through her….he knows she’s dying inside and it kills him to know that the one thing they both want they cant have….yes the are other ways to have a child of their own but Tarek also has his own wishes….to go through pregnancy with the woman who’s gonna carry his seed, feeling the baby kick, doctors appointment and having the best sex with a pregnant woman has always been his fantasy and also being available in the delivery room to witness his child’s birth is his dream….to be the one to cut the umbilical cord….. he knows he cant experience that with a surrogate*** Hills: babe are you listening Tarek: ye...yeah Hills: so yeah Masai found out that Stevens elder brother is her baby daddy….the mystery man Tarek: what…. ithi uyadlala!!! ( what say you’re kidding) ***he said shocked*** Hills: struu baby *** then she sighed*** Hills: im worried about her...you know her condition and I don’t want her stressing baby….i just hope they make it with Stevens and Alphalette doesn’t cause them problems when he finds out about AJ Tarek: damn Hills: let me go shower while you order my favorite ***she perked his lips and got up and Tarek spanked her thick a$$ then he squeezed it getting a boner instantly….she’s the first thick woman he’s dated….he has always had a thing for hour glass figure women but Hills….Hills’ chubbiness drives him crazy including that hot stove between her legs*** Tarek: let me join you bambo lam ***Hills stopped walking and she laughed*** Hills: mara baby you smell fresh like you just took shower mos ***he laughed*** Tarek: that heat outside in the patio made me sweat again sthandwa sam ***Hills laughed and continued to walk with Tarek behind her*** Hills: what heat ...stop lying Mvelase...just say you want some of this thick a$$ ***she said grabbing it and he cursed*** Tarek: f#!k!!! ***she laughed and picked up her pace and he laughed*** Tarek: you know you cant out run me bambo lam ***his phone rang as she got in their bed room and he looked at the caller id and clenched his jaws then he dropped it….he sighed and walked in then an sms reported on his phone and he opened it….he read it and swallowed hard as his heart started beating fast….his hands shook then he folded fists trying to stop them…. He went out of the bedroom as the shower ran and he went to pour himself a hot drink and gulped it at one go then he calmed down then he typed an sms*** Tarek: “ you don’t have to do that I’ll tell her tonight” ***he send it and deleted it from his phone and went to join his wife with a heavy heart***

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TO BE CONTINUED…..

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