As I woke up to The bright morning sunshine I felt my bed was actually very comfortable.

"wait minute something isn't right here.."

Normally your back would be broken because everytime you woke up in your old bed it felt your back broken like you slept on a rock.

As you finally opened your eyes you were met with a unfamiliar celling.

"I don't know that-" and the memories of last night came Rushing to your mind as you finally remembered something with that damage brain of your's.

"Ooooooh right.... I have been sent to another world..." 'You let out a tired sigh as you looked at your dislocated arm has been finally gotten reattached.'

At least that was good, you didn't want to lose any of your limbs. even if you still had 3 more arms didn't mean you would just let one or two be cut off. And your eyes are good now.

Also you were wearing a robes that did managed to fit you and it looked like someone made two holes to fit your two other arms.

You decide to get out of the room and explore the mansion that you were in.

"Aren't were supposed to be those two cute maids to greet me and say some harsh remarks?"

You weren't a sadist but it felt like maybe you missed a canon a Event that was supposed to happen.

As you kept walking around the hallways it felt you were going nowhere so you decided to open one of those doors in the hallway.

?????: "Huh? how do you people keep getting in here, I suppose?" You were met with the great loli herself Beatrice.



(Y/N): "uh. I'm Y/N, and I think I'm little lost here could you show me the way out of this place?"

you were little tired of this place and wanted a breath of fresh air to actually think about your situation here. because last night you lost your arm and met with the realization you were the world of re zero and fell unconscious due blood loss.

Beatrice: "Betty doesn't have to do anything for you. In fact." As she looked little annoyed at your presences.

(Y/N): "look I'm just trying to get out of here just show me the way out and I'll get out of your weird drill-shaped twin tails."

Beatrice: "Wha-what did about my hair-"

(Y/N): "I bet those two act like springs if you pull them."

As you began to laughing at that thought, Beatrice got angry and had enough.

Beatrice: "Grr, I guess I'll have to teach you some manners, in fac-"

(Y/N) Nuh-uh.

Beatrice: What you mean-

(Y/N): Nuh-uh. *LOCKS IN*

Beatrice: STOP INTERRUPTING ME-

(Y/N): "Alright kid, what you want."

She sighed in frustrated at you

Beatrice:"just let me hold your hand."

You didn't know if it would be a good idea to hold a hand of a child sense you didn't want to anyone just randomly come out and see you hold a child hand alone in a room. (Can't have anyone think you're some kind of lolimancer) but unfortunately you didn't have a choice at this.

Either stay in this never ending hallway.

Or hold the child hand.

"alright but you gotta show me the exit after that, okay?" I said. Hopefully nobody sees this.

"yes I'll show you a exit, in fact." Beatrice said. As her lips are are slowly turning upwards.

She's going to teach this foolish man why he shouldn't laugh at Great Spirit like herself-

As Beatrice touched your hand and tried to drain mana from you. Unfortunately nothing came out. It's almost like you didn't even have any.

"Okay kid I let you hold my hand. Now show me the way out." As you looked around checking if anybody seen.

Beatrice however didn't respond as she was in her own thoughts trying to understand why doesn't she feel any mana from you.

Beatrice"How is this possible? I can't drain any mana from him, It's almost like he doesn't have any, but that doesn't make any sense! You need mana to live, if you have none that would mean that you are dead, in fact"

But still.

Beatrice:"..alright. you want to find the way out I suppose?.."

(Y/N): "Yeah that's what I been searching for."

Beatrice: "okay, here is your exit, in fact!

"It's about time-" however before you could finish that thought you were thrown out of the library.

And with Beatrice changed the doors, as you were sent flying towards a window you broke down a window with your large body.

(Y/N): "YOU LITTLE BRAT-"

And then you fell on a flower bed with broken window shards on your back. Thankfully your body was durable so none of the class shards were able to harm you, however the robbes that you were wearing had gotten dirty and had glass shards on them.

(Y/N): "Ew, that damn loli when I catch her-"

?????: "Eh? Y/N? How did you fell down from there?"

You recognize the owner of the voice as you turn around and saw Emilia with a extremely worried expression, and wearing different clothes, Which is kind rare for anime characters to actually change their clothes.

(Y/N): "Yeah I'm okay just got launched by that drill Loli out of the window nothing special."

"Loli?" Emilia Said the word confused as she never heard it before.

(Y/N): "eh. Don't worry about it." As you begin to try to brush off the mud and dirt on your body.

"Wait let me help!" Emilia said as she began to pick up some of the class shards off your robes.

As you began moving your now reattached limb around. Still frustrated at the fact you almost lost it yesterday. " I really gotta get that Scroll back" as it held some very important information on how to use cursed energy and everything about it including your cursed techniques.

As you were still trying to get the mud off your robes. Emilia had a idea.

Emilia: "hey Y/N I know a way we can help you get the dirt off you."

(Y/N): "uh. how?"

Emilia: "hey Puck wake up." As she touched her green crystal.

The crystal began to shined and out manifested Puck, as he began yawning and stretching.

Puck: "Morning Lia." Rubbing his eyes still a bit sleepy.

Emilia: "Morning Puck. Could you wash Y/N off?"

(Y/N): "I think there is a water hose right there-"

Puck: "alright."

(Y/N): "wha-"

And you got washed like you was Laundry in a washing machine.

"Bruh the disrespect is unacceptable." even though you had sukuna body you still were getting bullied by most people here.

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Everyone sat down at the lawn with you still glaring at the annoying cat. And Emilia looking apologetic for her father actions.

Puck: "Oh come on, you still mad about that?"

(Y/N): "who wouldn't be mad. after you turned them into Laundry?"

Puck: "I already said sorry."

Emilia: "well Puck what you did was wrong... even though it did look kind funny."

"WHAT?? aren't Emilia supposed to be the kind hearted character that would never hurt a fly?" Hm wait actually scratched that idea Emilia could actually be very brutal when it actually comes down to it. As you remember her deadly ice flowers that could suck out someone blood and freeze it.

"And she does suck at lying so I guess she can't hide things she says"

Puck: "alright sense you did protected and help Lia yesterday I'll do for you one request."

"One request? Hmmm what should I ask for? Power? Already got that. Money? Nah they both broke. Hmmm."

Puck: "I'm not giving you my daughter if that's what's your thinking about."

(Y/N): "THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT."

Emilia: "Puck please stop teasing him."

Puck: "aw. alright fine.. so what is your request?"

(Y/N): "eh I don't know, could I maybe can ask you later?" There was nothing you could think about that he could give you. Maybe ask about magic when Subaru wakes up?

Puck: "alright I'll give you time to think." As he went back to his crystal.

Emilia: "okay I'll go back inside and check on Subaru. You wanna come with me?"

Y/N:"Ah right... Subaru.. the main character that dies again and again with him not being able to talk about his death because the devil of this world won't allow him to"

in all honesty you didn't understand why did the Witch of Envy didn't attack you yet. It's not like you had Gojo infinity or if infinity could protect you from Envy knowing you knew about Return by death.

"Was she the one who summoned me here?" If that's the case how did she made my cosplay real? Why did she gave me the Scroll that holds information on cursed energy works?" As it made no sense why would someone like Satella or Envy would do any type of research or be interested anything other than watching Subaru ass.

Emilia: "so are you coming or not?" Her voice snapped me out of my thoughts as I looked at her face. She was pouting little bit as maybe been taking too long to answer her question.

(Y/N): "Oh yeah I'll go check on him with you."

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As both you and Emilia were walking around the hallways to Subaru room. As we gotten closer to it we heard noises.

Subaru: "this isn't bad, either!"

???: "how terrible. You are being violated by our guest mind sister."

???: "It is terrible. You are experiencing the ultimate shame by our guest mind, Rem."

Y/N:"Wait minute I recognize those two voices"

Subaru: "Don't underestimate my capacity. You're both are prey in my fantasies!"

"Okay I might have not talked to a lot of girls in my old world, but I am pretty sure that's not how you talk to them Subaru"

Emilia: "can't you wake up more peacefully, Subaru?'

As you stepped in Subaru looked at you confused.

Subaru: "huh? What are you doing here?"

Emilia: "Y/N help me find my insignia and did help us fight Elsa, so I invited him here."

Subaru gave a concerned look to Emilia.

Subaru: "Emilia-tan while what you did was admirable, I don't really think you should invite everyone who helped you in your place..."

Y/N: "bruh what about you?"

Emilia: "Huh? Tan? What does tan mean?"

You decide to let those two have their talk as you looked around the room.

Y/N:"Hm both mine and Subaru rooms look about the same."

???: "my my it's hasn't been a day and one of our guests has ruined the Robes that we gave him."

(Y/N): "hold on a minute-" as you tried to defend yourself and tell what happened. you saw the owner of the voice. You saw a cute pink haired maid with red eyes.Who was besides her was another maid who looked identical to her but with Blue hair and eyes.

Ram and Rem. The oni twins that reminded you a bit of Urame,With their similar hairstyle.

Ram: "It seems like our other guest eyes are lustful gazing at us Rem."

Rem: "Yes sister it's seems like our new guests that Emilia-sama brought in are nothing but perverts."

"Ah yep there they are. The harsh remarks"

Emilia: "alright you two, don't tease them so much."

Rem: "Yes, Emilia-sama. my sister is very sorry."

Ram: "Yes, Emilia-sama. Rem's is very sorry."

"Man I'm getting creepy vibes from those two" as you remember those two twins from that one old movie.

As Emilia began to check on Subaru you decided to ask where were you're stuff were.

(Y/N): Uh. if you two don't mind me asking do one of y'all know where is my old stuff?

Rem: Yes guest-sama. Please follow me.

You followed Rem. leaving Emilia Subaru and Ram behind.

As you two begin walking around the hallways you couldn't help but be a little nervous. Not because you were alone with a female but it's because Rem was one of your top waifus.

"She is pretty small though" as you were actually pretty massive with this new body you couldn't help but feel a bit weirded about this new change.

Rem opened one of the doors she said. 'Please stand outside guest-sama' and went in. And came out with your pants, Scroll, phone, and wallet. But your Cursed tools were nowhere to be seen.

Rem:" sorry guest-sama but we can't allow you to be walking around with weapons inside the mansion. You will get them back once you leave the mansion." She handed your old stuff to you.

(Y/N):"I guess that's fair sense they probably don't really trust me. a stranger to be walking around with weapons inside their home"

(Y/N): "I guess that's understandable I mean nobody will allow a stranger to be walking around with a weapon in their house."

Rem: "Also sorry for asking too much but why do you keep a empty Scroll with you if you don't have anything write with?"

(Y/N): "Empty scroll?" As I opened the scroll it still had the information on how to use Cursed energy so what dose she mean by that?"

"Perhaps only I could seen what's written inside of it?"

(Y/N): "Uhh... I had pen with me. but maybe it got lost in the capital somewhere..."

There was a glint of suspicion in Rem eyes but she let you go.

Rem: "Ah I see. Rem Sorry for asking too much guest-sama." She lead you to back your room. that you slept in, you change and gave her the Robes that you and Puck ruined.

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After you changed you went back to the yard you saw Emilia trying to mimic Subaru movements, as he did his Radio calisthenics.

Subaru: "oh hey Y/N wanna join us?"

(Y/N): Sure.

As you guys begin to stretch your body you thought this might have been useful to you sense it might help you get used to having this new body.

Subaru: "Now raise your arms and shout, Victory!"

Emilia: "V-Victory!"

Puck suddenly flew out of Emilia hair and shouted.

Puck: "Victory!"

(Y/N): "Victory!"

Everyone looked at you confused as they heard a double voice.

You turned to them and showed them your opened mouth in your stomach showing your teeth and tongue.

Emilia and Subaru: "EHHH?!"

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After a much needed calm down after you traumatized both Emilia and Subaru. Reminding Emilia when she saw Subaru got his stomach cut open, and reminding Subaru of his failed loops.

Emilia: Y/N could you please warned us next time when you do that?

Subaru: yeah.. you really brought back some painful memories Y/N.

Puck:" I don't really think I have met someone with a mouth on their stomach before." As he got a closer look at you.

(Y/N):" alright I won't do that again. But no promises though." As this was a bit funny to you though.

Puck:' oh right! I most forgot, Subaru sense you used yourself as a meat shield Last night I decided to give you one request."

Subaru:" do you really had to say it like that though?!"

As Subaru gave it 5 seconds of thought he gave his answer.

Subaru:"hmm. okay then. Let me pet your fur whenever I want!"

As Subaru began to touch every hair of fur that Puck had. Emilia reminded you of your request that Puck gave you.

Emilia: "Hey Y/N did you decide what to ask from Puck now?"

(Y/N): "oh right!" I almost forgot about that. You turned to look at Puck who looked like he was enjoying being touched by another man.

(Y/N): "uh. Hey Puck?"

Your sudden call stopped both Subaru and Puck and their attention went to you.

Puck: "oh hey Y/N I almost forgot about you. So did you decide what you want?"

(Y/N): "Could you teach me about magic?"

Puck: "you want to learn about magic?"

(Y/N): "Yes-"

Subaru: "wait can you teach me magic too?"

Puck: "sorry Subaru but you already gotten your request from me."

Subaru: "aw Damn it here I thought I could actually learn magic."

Puck: "well first I gotta know what is his magic type is."

As Puck touched your forehead he began meowing but he felt something was off about you.

Puck:"Hold on.. I don't feel any magic power from your body."

Emilia: "Eh? What do you mean Puck? Does Y/N can't use magic?"

Puck:"No. I.. don't know but you instead of having a normal gate with mana. You just have a lot of Curses on you."

Subaru: "WAIT WHAT? hold on. does that mean Y/N is cursed?"

Puck: "No. it just looks like instead of having the normal magic attributes it looks like they have been replaced by some weird cursed energy."

Y/N: "So I really can't actually use magic. Eh I guess that fine sense I still have my cursed energy. I should probably start reading that Scroll though."

Subaru: "so is Y/N going to die?"

(Y/N): "look guys I am fine there is nothing-."

Emilia: "but how could you be fine with having a curses inside of you."

Puck:" it's fine Lia."

Emilia: "What?"

Puck: "Even though Y/N has some weird cursed energy on him it dosen't see to actually be affecting him or anything. so he's perfectly fine."

Both Emilia and Subaru let out a sigh of relief.

Subaru patted you on the back while giving you a smile.

Subaru: "Okay but Y/N remember if you feel anything weird tell us."

This made you feel happy as you weren't the only one who was sent it another world but also you had friends that can help you.

(Y/N): "alright I'll remember that."

Rem and Ram: "Excuse us."

Everyone turned their attention to the oni twins.

Rem and Ram: "our Lord Rowaal-sama has returned please come inside."

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You and the others entered a room with a big table in the center you could already tell this was the dining room but your attention was at the blonde loli that threw you outside not too long ago.

Beatrice: "I was watching you two from upstairs and you two seem to be quite dumb I suppose."

You and Subaru glared at the drilled Loli.

Subaru: "where do you get off saying that, you Loli!"

Beatrice: "what is that word mean? I never heard it before and it's irritates me!"

You wanted to get your revenge on the Loli but you knew this wasn't the right time for it.

And then Puck waved from Emilia shoulder with a smile.

Puck: "Hey Betty I haven't seen you in four days. have you been staying ladylike?"

Suddenly Beatrice had a full personality change as she gave Puck a very happy smile.

Beatrice: "Bubby! I've been waiting for you to come home! Will you stay with me today?"

Puck: "Sure no problem." As he flew over from Emilia shoulder to Beatrice hands. As Beatrice began to spin around with him like a kid playing with their toy.

Emilia: "bewildered aren't you? Beatrice loves Puck a lot."

Subaru: "who even says bewildered nowadays?"

Suddenly you heard a familiar voice behind you.

??????: "My, mmyyy How Beatrice unuuussuaaul to seeeee you hereeee."

"TOJI?????"

"oh never mind."

"Ew."

You were disappointed as you saw a tall man with purple clothes with clown makeup.

And it was none other than the body stealing simp clown himself Roswaal.



Roswaal: "I'm sooooo happppy youuuu deciiiddeed to Dinnneeee with meeee."

Beatrice: "betty doesn't care about anyone here. Betty only came for Bubby in fact."

Suddenly the confused Subaru patted the Roswaal on the back as he said.

Subaru: "You guys hired a clown to entertain you before each meal? Man. I'll never understand how rich folks think." As he smiled unaware of the man real identity.

Y/N: "hm. Should I tell him?"

Emilia: "uh.. Subaru that man is..." she tried to warn Subaru but was to late.

Roswaal: "oooh Nooo iittt's quiteeee alrrriight Emilia-samaaa." you saw Emilia being to panic little.

Subaru: "What's going on?" Clearly confused as what was happening.

Roswaal:" onllyyy thaatttt I'm the Lorrrdd of thiiss maaanoorrr, Roswaal L. Mathers. Natsuki Subaru-kun."

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So after some explaining. Roswaal told you and Subaru the situation of the kingdom and Subaru found out Emilia was candidate for the throne.

Subaru: "Wait Emilia-tan you lost the insignia that qualifies you to rule the kingdom?!"

Emilia:" don't put it like that! It was stolen from me from a thief!"

(Y/N):" I'm pretty sure that's the same thing though."

Subaru: "what would have happened if she lost it anyway? Would have they give her another one?"

Roswaal: "ooooh ooof coouurssee not. If it's beelieeveee the one who cannnn't proooteccct a tiny insignia can't beeee trusteeed to ruulee a nation. Aaannd that wouuuld beee the eennd of it."

Subaru: "Now that I think about it I did a pretty good job. This is totally expectations for a reward!"

Y/N:"I am pretty sure that I was the one fighting while you almost died doing no damage to Elsa. but whatever"

Emilia: "yeah, you and Y/N helped me so ask for anything."

Roswaal raised his hands wide, as he said. "youuu maayy haaveee anyyyy reeewaarrd youuuu request. Just naaameee your desire."

Subaru stood up with a smile on his face.

Subaru:" In that case. Hire me to work in this mansion."

Silence..

Ram:" achoo."

Roswaal: "Aannd whaat abooout youuu Y/N-kun?" As the clown looked at you wating for your answer.

(Y/N): "OH right.."

"What should I ask for?"

Welp what will Mc choose?

Will he stay in the mansion?

Will he leave?

Who knows because I don't.

And maybe I should clarify somethings

1. The arc 1 and 2 will stay the same so Subaru won't become the purge king however the same can't be said on arc 3 but I am not too sure about that so just keep that in mind.

2. I do plan to ship Y/N with someone but THAT PERSON might come out in later arcs.

And this just me asking y'all who do guys want Y/N to be shipped with?

I really should stop posting this in the middle of the night and get some sleep.