NAHH 2K? That's not real. People reading this terrible fic is unreal. Ya'll should be reading some good quality, better plot, non-trash story.

But it is real, and thank you all sm. You should still find something better to spend your time on, but still thank you.

2k special. Tbh I was just thinking of this one shot, and I was like : meh, when it reaches 2k I'll share it. Say, what's my current reads?

THEN A BIG 2K SUDDENLY APPEARED AND I WAS LIKE: HELLO? WHAT, WHY, WHERE, HOW?

So, again tysm, hope you enjoy. This takes place like 4 years after the final battle. They're 19, 20.

INTERVIEW—ARUDEN

Me: Welcome to Talk with Loife! So. Hey.

Aru: Hi.

Me: So-

Aru: Ask who I am.

Me: But I know who you- *catches onto her glare* right, uh, who are you?

Aru: Shah, Aru-

Aiden: *slaps hand over her mouth* So, what's up?

Aru: *removes hand aggressively* Acharya, you do not interrupt me.

Me: Okay! So let us begin. Who's the clingiest?

Aru: To be honest, I don't really think any of us are clingy.

Aiden: I think so, yeah.

Me: Great! Who usually starts the fights?

Aru: Fights? I mean, like, me usually.

Aiden: But we mainly talk it out.

Me: *sheds a tear* You guys have come so far. One last question. Who's in control of your relationship?

Aru: Me, duh.

Aiden: I mean for smooth sailing, it'd be me.

Aru: No, definitely not. I'm in control.

Aiden: Don't be stubborn!

Aru, deathly calm: *turns slowly, tendrils of electricity climbing around her arm* Did you just yell at me?

Aiden: *runs*

Aru: *chases*

Me: Well folks, I guess we now know.

INTERVIEW—MINDY

Me: Hello!

Mini: Hi!

Rudy: I'm Prince Rud-

Mini: We're here to answer some questions? *gives Rudy a side glare*

Me: yup. So who's the clingiest?

Mini: Rudy.

Rudy: Moi.

Me: Wow, no hesitation. Who starts the fights?

Mini: Um-

Rudy: it's Mini.

Me: Really? Why?

Rudy: Usually if I do something unhygienic, or ask how something works...

Mini: I admit. He's very annoying.

Me: Oh, I see. Who's in control.

Rudy: Um, Me, obviously.

Mini: No. I'm in control.

Rudy: Haha, good joke.

Mini: *gets up and towers over him* While you may be a prince, I'm the daughter of Death, let's not forget that.

Me: Go Mini! Okay thank you for giving me some of your time.

Mini: Of course. Thank you as well.

Rudy: *shakily* th-thank you?

INTERVIEW—HIRYNNE

Me: Heyyy.

Brynne: Suuup.

Hira: Hi.

Me: I have a couple questions, and if you answer them, you are more than welcome to go to the buffet.

Brynne: What are we waiting for? Start already!

Me: So, who's the clingiest in the relationship?

Brynne: me.

Hira: me.

Me: *visible confusion since this hasn't happened before* What?

Brynne: next question.

Me: okay, who starts the fights?

Brynne: we don't fight. Next.

Me: who's in control.

Brynne: Me. Okay, Hira let's go.

Hira: Thanks for the interview.

Me: Oh, um, I'm pretty sure I should be saying that, but thank you as well!

BONUS INTERVIEW THAT IS RELATED TO THE RUNDOWN STORY— DREW

Me: So, I don't know about you guys, but I love Drew. I'm gonna let you guys get to know him. Hi Drew!

Drew: *high-pitched girly voice* Hey Hey

Me: So, what's your favorite color?

Drew: Blue. But like, dark blue.

Me: Nice, so how did you, Aiden and Navdeep meet? Even though I know.

Drew: Aiden and Nav were already lab partners in Mr. Dietz's science honors but I just went up and asked if I could be friends.

Me: Bold. Nice.

Drew: Eh heh.

Me: And you ship-

Drew: Aruden. Since they're the only ones who aren't together. You can't deny they have chemistry.

Me: That was...passive aggressive. Anyway, what are your hobbies?

Drew: I like painting. And art in general.

Me: Ooo an artist?

Drew: haha, I wouldn't say I'm good though.

Me: I'm sure you are. *loud alarm rings* well, folks, that's all we have time for today. See you next time on Talk with Loife!