[Outside the stables some of the horses are munching on the grass, inside the stables however is a different story, Kazuma stands and watches a desperate you trying to pry Aqua off. She's got her arms and even legs wrapped around you as she's fast asleep.]

(Y/N): "You gonna sit there and watch or are you gonna help me out!" [You loudly whisper to him.]

[He manages to get you out as he then goes and sulks in the corner.]

Kazuma: "Life in another world.. ain't as cool as I thought.."

(Y/N): "It's not that bad man, hell, it beats where I'm from at least. But yeah the work does suck."

[He looks at you, tears in his eyes.]

Kazuma: "We barely get by and you two are high status adventures! A stable's the only place we can afford to sleep!"

[You look over to the side and wince. Yeah, this did suck, you'd much rather sleep in your hard as a rock mattress rather then a damn stable floor. Kazuma looks down and goes into a sitting fetal position.]

Kazuma: "Adventurers aren't badasses at all.. they're just a bunch of day laboring nobodies..."

(Y/N): "Hey, we're only just beginning, we're not gonna start off going on all of these bad ass quests and getting tons of loot right away, we need to get our footing and then we can go out and do crazy ass stuff like that. Besides, you don't wanna just run out there and die right away because you were too weak do you?"

[Kazuma looks at you and then to the floor. Behind you you can hear Aqua stretching.]

Aqua: "Ah.. good morning."

[You turn and face her, annoyed.]

(Y/N): "Aqua.. it's almost noon."

Kazuma: "Yeah! I thought we were doing a kill quest today!"

Aqua: "Oh right..!" [She sits up and scratches the back of her head.] "Since we weren't going into work today I thought I could sleep in for once!"

Kazuma: *To Self* "So much for yesterday's 'You can count on me' bs."

(Y/N): "Also didn't you say that this world was supposed to be under attack by the Devil King? Not that I'm really complaining but I figured there would be some more action going on around here."

Aqua: "Well of course, this town's just the furthest from the Devil Kings castle. He wouldn't go out of his way just to attack a place that has nothing but amateur adventurers in it!"

(Y/N): "Yeah fair."

[She stands up and wraps an arm around you.]

Aqua: "Now that we're all awake, lets go on that kill quest!"

[She points to Kazuma.]

Aqua: "And don't worry, if things go wrong, you can always count on me and (Y/N)!~"

Kazuma: "Yeah that doesn't really make me feel that much better about it." [But he just shrugs.] "Ah well, we've got (Y/N), so we'll be fine."

(Y/N): "You're really banking on me carrying you through this huh.."

[You say giving him a defeated look as he just looks at you and shrugs.]

Kazuma: "Pretty much.."

Defeat 5 "Giant Toads" In 3 Days

[The three of you are gathered at a field where you're taking on your first kill quest, you thought this would be quick and easy... well..]

[Kazuma can be seen running away as a toad chases after him.]

Kazuma: "(Y/N), AQUA, SAVE ME!"

[Aqua's next to you laughing her ass off at Kazuma's misery as you glare at her.]

(Y/N): "You gonna go and help him or."

Aqua: "Ehahaha! This is hysterical! You should see how red your face is Kazuma! You look so desperate!"

[Kazuma looks over and angrily glares at her.]

Aqua: "Kazuma! If you really want me to wave you all you have to do is call me Lady Aqua!"

Kazuma: "Lady Aqua!"

[You shake your head.]

(Y/N): "Don't you think this is a little over the top?"

[She turns to you with a pout.]

Aqua: "Well I don't see you trying to help!"

(Y/N): "That's because I don't even know what I'm doing! And at least I'm not blackmailing one of my own party members with their life!"

[Aqua groans and turns away.]

Aqua: "Ugh, finneee. Okay you shut in neet! But starting tomorrow you have to worship me and agree to something!"

[Kazuma notices the toad has stopped chasing him as he turns to look, the toad looking directly at Aqua as she doesn't even notice.]

Aqua: "First when we get back into town you're going to join the Axis sect and pray to me three times a day! Second at meal time if I ask for something of your plate you have to give it to me!"

[You look up and see the toad about to eat her, you look back over at Kazuma with a sly look on his face shaking his head as you let her continue.]

Aqua: "And third-"

[Finally the toad bites down onto her and starts to suck her in.]

Kazuma: "OH CRAP! (Y/N) DO SOMETHING!"

(Y/N): "WHAT, WHY!?"

Kazuma: "YOU'RE CLOSER TO HER!!"

[You sigh and pull out your sword, worrying you're gonna mess up like with the pepper spray incident.]

[You concentrate all of your energy into the headtaker, suddenly you sprint forward and swing, it's a clean slice as the toad is cut in half and falls to the ground, Aqua tumbling out. Kazuma rushes over panting as Aqua cries on the ground as you look down at the headtaker as you feel a bit of energy flowing through you.]

(Y/N): "Woah..."

Aqua: "Thank you (Y/N) for saving me!"

[She lunges at you and grabs you crying the whole time, unfortunately she has slime all over her and gets it all over you, she grabs all over you as you try and pull away.]

(Y/N): "Good lord, Aqua you reek..!"

[You pull her away as she looks up at you.]

(Y/N): "I'm happy to help, but I think we should call it a day, it's obvious these things are way to strong for us, we can always come back after we get better gear!"

[She stands up and looks at you.]

Aqua: "I can't go back looking like this, if my followers saw me in this disgusting slimy state they'd lose their faith in me!"

[She spreads her arms out causing a sickening wet squelchy sound as slime drips off her, causing you and Kazuma to gag.]

Aqua: "Word would spread some lily frog bested me, and me reputation as a stunning goddess would be finished!"

[You and Kazuma look at her with a deadpanned expression.]

Kazuma's Thoughts: "She's so weird... she's cool sweating balls out in front of the guys, after a rinse, she wolfs her dinner down and drinks till she's blind, she even sleeps with her mouth open drooling all over, not to mention she cuddles up to (Y/N) like he's some kind of giant teddy bear, and now she's stressing about her rep?"

[Suddenly Aqua goes running off toward another toad, much to your and Kazuma's surprise.]

(Y/N): "Oh shit.."

Kazuma: "Aqua!"

Aqua: "You will know the power of the gods, how dare you put your filthy fangs on us, how dare you challenge me! You will know regret in the pits of hell you foul creature!"

[She charges up some kind of energy into her fist and sends it straight at the toad.]

(Y/N): "Wow."

Aqua: "Lethal fist! One that carries a goddess's rage and sorrow, whom ever it strikes will perish!"

[She full sends it into the toads stomach... only for it to not do anything, you and Kazuma catch your breaths. Aqua looks up at it with a cutesy look.]

Aqua: "Ehe! Up close like this you froggies are pretty cute-!"

[The toad reaches down and bites down onto her yet again.]

Kazuma: "Aqua!"

(Y/N): "God damn it. Hold on."

[You go rushing at the toad with your sword as you feel more and more power rushing through it.]

New Skill:

-The longer your run with the sword out, the more damage it will do when you swing!

[You slice the toad open yet again as Aqua flies out yet again. She cries and grabs onto you again as you just turn to Kazuma.]

(Y/N): "...Lets go home.."

Kazuma: "...Agreed.."

Todays Results:

Killed 2 Giant Toads: Rewarded 10000 Eris.

[To Be Continued...]