[Kazuma and you can be seen sitting in the guild with his card, he marks off a selection on his card.]

Kazuma: "Boom, and done!"

[His DNA starts to change as he stands up, he shoots out his hand and shouts.]

Kazuma: "Create water!"

[Something starts to manifest from the palm of his hand as a geyser of water shoots out, only for it to be hardly anything at all as it pours into a cup. He confidently chuckles to himself as you take the cup and drink out of it, you simply shrug.]

(Y/N): "Not bad for a basic trick."

[Kazuma looks at the palm of his hand.]

Kazuma: "Now that I got a skill, I feel like more of an adventurer.]

[A familiar voice can be heard as you both perk up.]

Darkness: "(Y/N), Kazuma! I had my armor repaired with the bounty I received from the cabbage harvest!"

[She adjusts some parts of her armor as she rests her hand on her hip.]

Darkness: "Does it not look brilliant! What do you think?!"

[She leans into your face as you lean back a bit, looking her in the eyes before looking away then scanning her armor.]

(Y/N): "L-looks good Darkness!"

Kazuma: "Meh, looks like the kind of junk a spoiled ass son of an aristocrat would wear.."

[She stands back up straight as she closes her eyes, donning a small frown.]

Darkness: "Oh honestly, would it hurt you to pay a lady a compliment every now and again? Why can't you be like (Y/N) and offer a little class."

[Kazuma scoffs as he rests his head in his hand and looks away and mumbles to himself.]

Kazuma: "Probably because he'd drop to his hands and knees if you told him to.."

[You shoot him a glare as he pretends he didn't say anything and casually whistles to himself.]

Darkness: "Always so rough, never showing any mercy.. if only (Y/N) could be as rough as you~"

(Y/N): "Hey don't you start getting any ideas now..."

Kazuma: "Sorry this other weirdo's distracting me."

[You and Darkness turn to look at what he's talking about as you see Megumin rubbing against her staff with it in between her legs.]

Kazuma: "If someone doesn't stop her in a sec she's gonna out perv you.."

Megumin: "I love you mana type staff with your throbbing magical power!~"

[She makes some weird sounds as you turn away, Darkness taking a seat next to you as you both smile at each other, only for an all too familiar water goddess to speak up.]

Aqua: "That's all!?"

[You three turn to see her grabbing the collar of Luna's shirt as she looks at Aqua nervously.]

Aqua: "What are you trying to pull here!? I caught a ton of cabbages and that's all you're offering!?"

Luna: "U-uhm well, actually.."

Aqua: "Go on!"

[She turns to the pile of cabbages that Aqua has on the ground.]

Luna: "I-I checked your haul but I'm afraid most of what you caught was actually lettuce.."

[Aqua now turns to her pile as well.]

Aqua: "W-well why is there lettuce mixed in with all my cabbages!?

[Luna tries to reason with her as Darkness speaks up from beside you.]

Darkness: "True lettuce does have a low redemption value."

(Y/N): "Learn something new everyday huh..?"

[Aqua angrily spins around to the three of you as she puts on a smile and walks over.]

Kazuma's Thoughts: "And here she comes.. this should be fun.."

Aqua: "Ooohh Kazuma!~"

[She clasps her hands together.]

Aqua: "How much did you get from the last quest? Do tell!~"

Kazuma: "Ohh about a million."

[Everyone softly gasps at what he says, Aqua with a light in her eye then turns to you, her tone now more strained while trying to keep up the facade.]

Aqua: "(Y/N)~ You collected a lot more then Kazuma riiigghtt?~ How much did you make..."

[Everyone's eyes are now on you as you nervously look away.]

(Y/N): "...About three million..."

[Now this causes everyone to loudly gasp.]

Kazuma's Thoughts: "No way.. (Y/N)'s rich!?"

(Y/N): "Konosuba!"

[The three girls look at you in surprise.]

A+M+D: "Three million!?"

(Y/N): "Well, yeah. It was a lot faster to attack them directly then to slowly steal them one at a time."

Kazuma: "H-Hey! Don't diss my steal powers like that! The ones I caught were high XP so that has to mean something!"

[Aqua cutely giggles to herself as she struts over to your side, holding you by the arm as Kazuma looks at you with grief, knowing what's about to happen.]

Aqua: "Oh (Y/N)!~ I know you probably already know this but It you're really cool and hot and awesome and-"

[You turn to her and raise an eyebrow.]

(Y/N): "Aqua just say you need money."

[She starts to tear up as she jumps onto the table in front of you looking you in the eyes, grabbing you and shaking you around.]

Aqua: "Please (Y/N)! I need money! I thoughtI'dgetabigrewardafterourquesttopayoffthoseguysbutdon'thaveanymoney and I don't know what to do!"

[She points over to two men standing by the entrance as they look at her. She continues to whine as she shakes you but she's hardly understandable at this point as you try and shove her off.]

(Y/N): "Come on Aqua you made the mess so you fix it!"

Kazuma: "Yeah! Besides you said that we should keep our hauls separate instead of combining them!"

[She now turns her head to Aqua as she still lays on the table.]

Aqua: "But I only said that because I thought I'd make a killing off that quest!"

Kazuma: "Greedy bitch!"

[She latches back onto you and looks at you with tears in her eyes.]

Aqua: "Please (Y/N)! Please please please I just need enough to pay my tab!"

[You groan.]

(Y/N): "Why not have Kazuma pay it off! He's the one who brought you here to begin with so he's your problem!"

[Kazuma slams the table in annoyance.]

Kazuma: "What the hell man, quit trying to sick her onto me all the time! Its not my fault she's completely useless! Besides you have a lot more then me, just spare a bit and get it over with!"

[You now turn to him, annoyed as Aqua still grabs at you pleading.]

(Y/N): "Yeah! Money that I could be saving up to get a better place for us that isn't a damn stable!"

Darkness: "A stable..?"

Kazuma: "Yes we sleep in a stable.."

[You grab Aquas face as she now looks at you like a pufferfish, tears still in her eyes.]

(Y/N): "How much even is the tab?"

Aqua: "300.."

[You shrug.]

(Y/N): "Not that bad.."

Aqua: "Thousand..."

[Kazuma groans in annoyance.]

Kazuma: "What the hell Aqua!?"

(Y/N): "Yeah! I'm not paying that!"

[Aqua decides to play dirty a she lifts her rear into the air and starts to shake it a bit, teasingly.]

Aqua: "Well I guess it'll be a shame for people to hear how you rustle around next to me.. moaning like you have a stomach ache and-"

(Y/N): "And I suppose how everyone should hear how you cuddle up against me like a teddy bear as Kazuma and I have to pry you off of me every morning?"

[Aqua's face explodes into a red hue as she looks down in embarrassment, whimpering a bit.]

(Y/N): "And besides, Kazuma does that, not me."

[Kazuma spins around and shouts at you, flustered.]

Kazuma: "Okay okay you win fine I'll pay the tab! Just shut up already!"

[Darkness and Megumin look on in confusion and mild amusement as Kazuma shoves a bag of gold into Aquas face.]

Kazuma: "Konosuba!"

[Aqua happily rubs the bag against her face.]

Aqua: "Kazuma you are a true ally, I'm so honored to be in a party with you!~"

[She giggles as she turns around and hands the men the bag.]

Kazuma's Thoughts: "Damn her!"

[You come up beside him as you pat him on the shoulder.]

(Y/N): "Yeah, thanks for covering it man, you're a real bro~"

[You smile happily as you walk back to your seat, Kazuma looking over his shoulder at you.]

Kazuma: "And damn him as well!"

[To Be Continued...]