The last thing I expected to wake up to was a goth girl standing above my bed, bending down so her face was right in front of mine. It took a second to register the girl and her psychotic grin before I screamed.

"Oh my, I've been noticed~!" Bloodwraith fully stood up, giggling to herself.

"There you are." Sophie stated. Bloodwraith jumped in the air, twirling over Sophie as the maid tried to grab her. Bloodwraith landed down, giving a mock bow.

"To think you were right there the whole time." Sophie frowned. "How did I not notice?"

"Probably because of that." Bloodwraith pointed towards the door.

The door shook as someone banged on it from outside. "What are you doing in there?!" Aurelia exclaimed. "Let me in!"

I sighed, taking in my surroundings. I was back in my room at Aurelia's house, laying in my bed. Sophie was standing in my room, clad in her maid gear. But she wasn't the only one standing in here as I quickly learned upon awakening. Bloodwraith is over there and is currently giving me the bedroom eyes.

And Aurelia is still rapidly knocking on the door. Letting her in will either make things worse or better, and I think we all know that it's going to the former.

"Just let her in..." I sighed.

"Understood, Master." Sophie nodded. She walked over to the door, unlocking and opening it up for Aurelia.

Bloodwraith started to sneak over to me before Sophie blasted past her, landing next to me on the bed and suddenly wrapping her arms around my waist. She tilted her head into my shoulder as she blankly stared at the other two.

"What are you...?" I questioned.

"Establishing dominance." Sophie stated.

"You're lucky you can't bleed." Bloodwraith scarily grinned, menacingly holding up her umbrella.

"That must be uncomfortable, right Jason~?" Aurelia smirked. "Why don't you come over to me? I can assure you I'm much more comfy~"

"Tempting offer, but first I have a question." I said, Sophie's arms lightly tightening at my words.

"Shoot." Aurelia nodded.

"Why is she here?" I pointed towards Bloodwraith. "She now knows about our base."

"Oh darling, I already knew about your base~" Bloodwraith blew me a kiss with a wink.

...how in the hell am I still alive?

"I didn't want to either..." Aurelia sighed. "But it was either escape from her but deal with Foxfire or escape from the hero and deal with her."

Aurelia glared at Bloodwraith, biting her lip in annoyance.

"I may not like her, but she's also not trying to imprison us." Mother Wasp crossed her arms.

"Feeling's mutual, babe." Bloodwraith commented as she leaned on her umbrella.

"You know..." I spoke. "...I'm surprised you three haven't torn the whole house apart by trying to kill each other."

The three girls all glanced at each other, before looking back to me with nervous smiles.

"Oh god..." I sighed, standing up. Sophie let go as I walked over to the door with a slight limp, glancing down the hallway and the stairs.

Well...everything seems fine. I looked over towards the three with a raised eyebrow.

"Nothing happened." Aurelia innocently smiled.

"Right..." I replied, obviously not believing that. "...you know what, I don't think I wanna know."

"Are you feeling alright?" Aurelia asked.

"Huh? Why wouldn't I?" I replied.

"You were hit pretty hard when Stellar threw us into the building, Master." Sophie stated. "Are you feeling abnormal at all?"

"Not really." I shrugged, only for my stomach to growl as if it disagreed. "...except for that."

"Let's go grab you some cereal." Aurelia smiled, walking past me and heading down the stairs. Sophie followed, picking me up into a princess hold on the way as Bloodwraith skipped after us.

Sophie sat me onto the couch, sitting next to me as Bloodwraith quickly dived over the back and onto my other side. They both leaned a head on my shoulder before Aurelia came over with precious cereal.

She frowned at the both of them, before suddenly handing the cereal to Sophie. The betrayal!

I was suddenly picked up as Aurelia stole the spot and then sat me onto her lap. I was now sitting on Aurelia as Sophie and Bloodwraith clung to my sides.

I started to eat my cereal, the legendary chocolate lucky charms, with a deadpan look. I don't even know how to react to this situation I have found myself in...

"I told you I'd be much more comfy~" Aurelia sultrily whispered into my ear, sending shivers down my spine.

"I disagree." Sophie spoke. "You are doing nothing but smothering Master."

"I'd like to be smothered~" Bloodwraith leaned onto my shoulder.

If I don't focus on not letting a certain little friend get too excited I might not survive today.

I quickly scarfed up the rest of the cereal before attempting my escape, only for Aurelia to hold tight onto my waist. She held me against her, nuzzling her face into my neck as she didn't let go.

"Why my side?!" Bloodwraith exclaimed.

Sophie leaned onto my other shoulder once more. I sat here for a moment, before sighing in defeat.

"Bloodwraith, could you grab the remote...?" I asked.

"Of course, love..." Bloodwraith smirked as she stood up, grabbing the remote off of the counter. She walked up to me, holding the remote out. As I reached to grab it she suddenly pulled it away and jumped onto my lap.

She grinned at me as her face was right in front of mine, staring into my eyes with her intense gray ones.

"...but only if you comply to my one demand~" She teasingly smiled.

"Which is...?" I slowly questioned.

"From now on, I want you to call me by my real name." Bloodwraith smiled, cupping my face with her empty hand. "No more using my assassin name. You get to be the first to know, love~"

Please, I just want the damn remote.

"You know I'm here, right?" Aurelia glanced up at Bloodwraith.

"Shush, don't ruin my moment." Bloodwraith shot a quick glare before grinning once more. "You understand, right Jason~?"

"I understand..." I sweatdropped.

But is she seriously going to tell me her actual name? The number one assassin in the city? The hitman whose identity and appearance has been a complete mystery to everyone?

Of course she is...

"My name is Eleanor Elsher, love~" Bloodwraith-I mean Eleanor smiled at me. "Go on. Say it. Say it~"

"Alright, Eleanor." I smirked, looking into her eyes.

A light blush came onto her face as she paused for a moment. I looked at her warily as she stared at me but with her mind elsewhere.

"Take me to your bed." She ordered, her gaze becoming seductive and domineering as she licked her lips. "Now."

"No, he's staying here." Aurelia glared at her. "I finally can smother him and you're not getting me to let go."

"Master should do neither." Sophie stated. "He should allow me to perform comfort methods."

I'm starting to feel like a tug of war rope.

I know I'm awesome but how the fuck did I become so popular?

And then before the three could continue bickering the doorbell rang. We all paused, glancing towards the door.

"Were you expecting anyone?" I questioned.

"No, I wasn't..." Aurelia narrowed her eyes as she looked towards the door.

I stood up, placing Eleanor onto her feet and able to escape the unrelenting grip of Aurelia thanks to the distraction.

"I'll open the door." I stated. "Two of you are already too recognizable. And Eleanor doesn't even live here, so if they come around again that'll be an issue."

"Not yet, you mean~" Eleanor smirked.

"The fuck you mean not yet?" Aurelia glared.

They started to bicker again as I walked to the door. Really wishing this door had a peephole right now...

I opened the door, seeing Alexis standing there with a smile. She was leaning on a suitcase, fully clad in her suit and fedora.

"Jason~!" Alexis grinned.

"Fuck." I muttered.

I moved to the side as she threw the suitcase into the house, before suddenly tackling me onto the ground. I landed down, Alexis on top of me and clinging to me as she kicked the door closed.

"I missed you, my beloved~" She giggled.

"Get off of him!" Eleanor grabbed her by the foot, trying to drag her off.

"No! He's mine!" Alexis growled, still continuing to tightly hold onto me.

"And here I thought my plan worked." Aurelia pouted. "Why are you here?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Alexis looked up at Aurelia, kicking at Eleanor as she continued to try to pull the Cromwell off of me. "To be with my beloved, duh."

"If he won't come back with me, then I just have to come to him!" Alexis declared.

"Get off of Master." Sophie easily pulled Alexis off of me, tossing her over to Eleanor. The goth stepped to the side, allowing Alexis to face plant into the ground.

"You bitch." Alexis glared up at Eleanor.

Eleanor proceeded to pull her eyelid down and stick her tongue out at the downed mobster.

"This isn't your house, this is mine." Aurelia stated. "Leave."

"About that..." Alexis smirked. "...I'm your new landlord."

"...what?" Aurelia questioned.

"You heard me~!" Alexis hopped to her feet. "Even though my beloved cares for safety and wants me to stay away I just couldn't! Especially after he valiantly protected me from Stellar~"

She leaned her hand onto her face, staring out into the distance with a daydreaming look.

"Valiantly, huh?" Eleanor questioned, sending glaring eye daggers towards Alexis.

"Oh, really?" Aurelia dangerously smiled, a dark aura forming around her.

"I just want to say that didn't happen." I raised my arms in surrender. "She's delusional."

"Are we sure about that?" Aurelia replied. "I still remembered when you saved Stellar, you know?"

"You saw that?!" I exclaimed.

"You what?!" Both Eleanor and Alexis snapped to attention, staring at me with intense eyes.

"What's with you and Stellar, huh?" Aurelia questioned, taking a step forwards.

"L-look, it's not like that. She's a hero and I'm a little henchman in a ski mask. I don't see her that way at all." I nervously replied.

"Sounds perfect for an enemies to lovers story." Alexis grumbled.

A dark aura started to surround all three of the girls now.

"Come on, seriously, it's not like that!" I continued. "Tell them Sophie!"

I expected to hear support, only for silence to follow. "Sophie...?" I worriedly questioned, looking over to the robot.

I froze as I realized a dark aura was overtaking her too. I took some steps back, before bumping into the wall. I turned around to see that I had been effectively backed into the corner and surrounded by the four girls.

They stared at me with empty eyes, the dangerous auras around them growing with every second.

"W-we can talk about this." I worriedly chuckled.

And then they rushed forwards. A minute later I found myself trapped in my own bed, my head being shoved into Aurelia's chest as Sophie smothered my arm. Both Eleanor and Alexis were lying on top of me, each taking a half.

I laid there, suffocating as sweat rolled down my skin as I tiredly stared up at the ceiling. One day these girls are going to tear each other apart and I'm going to be caught in the crossfire.

I'll call myself lucky today and be thankful I survived.

That is, if I don't suffocate to death.