Its a witch" Excuse me?" Mo Xifeng felt like she had misheard Mo Qiang which was why she asked her sister to repeat the question. Because no matter who the woman was as long as she was called 'flat', it was obvious that she was going to get really angry.



So in this case when Mo Xifeng said, 'Excuse me'.. she wasn't asking Mo Qiang to repeat herself but in fact, she was giving her sister another chance at survival.

However, Mo Qiang might not have the freaking will to live as she not only repeated herself but she also raised her voice thinking that Mo Xifeng did not hear her the first time, " I asked you whether or not you are flat."

Because the costume was a bit too furry, Mo Qiang was having a hard time estimating the correct size of Mo Xifeng but as she thought about it, Mo Qiang realised that Mo Xifeng was indeed quite slender like Mo Yan.

" What do you say? We can use your flat chest to pop the balloons, I think it will work as it's quite muscular and strong," Without sensing the danger that was coming towards her Mo Qiang continued to speak causing the crowd to simultaneously cover their mouths and lower their heads.

' No they couldn't laugh,' Though they did not know who was inside the bunny costume, they did sense the air around them going chilly. Most probably it had something to do with the woman inside the rabbit costume getting angry.

The people in the crowd were willing to hold back but those who were watching the live stream were not.

[ Hahaha! I really want to ask how in the world Mo Qiang was able to grow so old?! She truly has no filter does she?]

[ You should be asking if she has something called fear or not. If it was me, I would never dare to call a woman flat... there was one time I heard a mer say that he was not satisfied with his girlfriend as she was too flat and the next thing I knew he was admitted to the hospital in pieces!]

[ I know, I know. But that again she is the woman who took down madam Lian, surely she gotta be a bit cocky, right?]

[ Are we really forgetting what she used to do? Like really? Just because she looks a bit better after cleaning up and acting a bit sane, we are going to wash everything clean for her?]

[ I know right, people are pathetic.]

[ To the commentator above, I will be willing to wash you clean if you defeat an A-grade mecha morph and be the only spirit summoner! You might not know this but even the Empress is willing to protect Mo Qiang!]

-[ Thats not important, what's important is who is inside the costume. Is it Mo Xifeng? The person inside did call Mo Qiang as sister.]

[ Are you looking for a fight? How can the person inside be our admirable Mo Xifeng? She is never going to wear something so fluffy and cute! She is the most womanliest woman of all!]

While the netizens were lost in their own fights, Mo Qiang was headed to her death maze. The second she finished explaining her great plan of placing the balloon on Mo Xifeng's chest and then popping it with her own, something snapped inside Mo Xifeng as the latter reached out and started pulling Mo Qiang's hair.

" Oww, Oww! Oww! Not the hair! Not the hair! I said not my hair!" Mo Qiang tried to pry Mo Xifeng off her but she did not succeed as the woman was a mecha morph. " Miss Cuddles let go of me!"

" Hahaha, I knew something like this was going to happen," one of the women chuckled as she watched Mo Qiang lose at least ten to twenty strands of hair by the time she was able to free herself.

" You are so mean," Mo Qiang rubbed her scalp which was tingling with pain and glared at Mo Xifeng with her eyes filled with tears.

.....

At this moment a certain someone who was watching the television, (Yin Fu) at Mo's household screamed, " Not fair sister-in-law! I wanted to be the first one to make my wife cry like that!"

.....

" I am not as mean as you," Mo Xifeng let go of the dark blue strands that she was holding in her hands. " Calling someone flat and muscular what kind of death are you looking for sister Qiang?"

Mo Qiang did not answer as she turned to look at the assistant who seemed to be hesitating, she smiled at the beautiful mer and then said, " Just place it there, will you."

She was still pointing at Mo Xifeng's chest.

" Sister ..." Mo Xifeng rumbled but she did not even get a chance to stop Mo Qiang who ordered the assistant to put the ballon in front of her chest and then said, "Let's see whether or not I am wrong, shall we?"

Before Mo Xifeng could stop Mo Qiang, she used her strength to burst the balloon which was flying in front of Mo Xifeng.

POP.

Within seconds the balloon which no one could pop without using all of their strength ended up bursting into pieces.

" You see even if your bosom is flat as an iron board there is nothing wrong with it as it is stronger than a tank—-owowowowow...." Mo Qiang covered her face after receiving another sneak attack from Mo Xifeng.

"It's better if you just focus on bursting the balloon than anything else sister," Mo Xifeng commented threateningly. She looked at the pieces of the balloon that had exploded and even though no one could see her expression, they all knew that it was one of blame.

Mo Qiang also did not tease Mo Xifeng too much, she only teased Mo Xifeng because the latter called her an accidental child. With her being an accidental child and Mo Xifeng being a flat iron broad, the two of them were now even. (｡- .•)

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Wen Gui: Aww my daughters love each other so much.

Mo Yan watching the house burn: Yeah. To the moon and back.

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Its a witchFortunately, with Mo Xifeng's help Mo Qiang moved to the second round of the game competition. The two sisters were the only ones among the height of seven-foot-tall competitors which made them stick out like a sore thumb.



When Yi Yazhu saw Mo Qiang advance to the second round, he couldn't help but bite his bottom lip in anger. He purposely chose the hardest and the most toughest balloon to be offered to Mo Qiang and her partner, just how hard was Miss Cuddles's bosom that she was able to pop the balloons like she was snapping twigs?

Never mind that even if they were able to advance to the second round. They will not be able to get past it!

With a calming breath, Yi Yazhu smiled at the crowd who went crazy the second Yi Yazhu flashed his brilliant smile at them. " Now," he said with a long drawl. " We are going to move to the second round of the games, does anyone have any guesses, on what games will be in the the second round?"

" Cards?" said a woman.

" No maybe dodgeball since we are outside," said another.

Another woman however shook her head and then said, " I don't think it's going to be that easy."

Just like that, the crowd continued to guess what games the organizers were going to hold in the second round and just when the excitement was at its peak, Yi Yazhu placed his finger on his lips and then exclaimed, "It's neither cards nor dodgeball. It's a game of courage and endurance! The all-time favourite, the haunted house!"

As soon as he finished speaking the lights in the auditorium dimmed and then a large gate which was closed till the first round opened with a loud billow of dust and smoke.

Mo Qiang turned to look at the door which opened along with Mo Xifeng and only saw a dim red light flickering inside.

" Are you okay with ghosts?" She turned to look at Mo Xifeng who nodded in response before pausing and asking, " What about you sister? Are you all right with ghosts and haunted houses?"

Though Mo Qiang was not sure just how terrifying the ghost houses of the interstellar world were, she did not think that they were going to be that scary. After all, no matter how developed the haunted house was in the end a ghost was only a ghost.

" I am fine with ——" She did not even finish as she heard a groan and then turned to look at Xiao Jiao who looked like wilted eggplant.

So there was someone who was scared of ghosts here. (ᴗ_ ᴗ.)

" Whats the matter with you? Aren't you a fairy ... so how can you be scared of ghosts?"

"It's because I am a fairy that I am scared of ghosts! I have seen many ghosts of your kind and I am telling you —— none of them struck me as nice!" Xiao Jiao shivered as she recalled the number of ghosts that she had seen when she was working in the wonderland.

Mo Qiang: "...." If you are scared why do you look like you are disgusted?

"Can't we just give it up?" Xiao Jiao asked Mo Qiang, her shiny black grape-like eyes widened as they turned glassy. With all her efforts Xiao Jiao summoned a puppy dog face and looked at Mo Qiang hoping that the latter would agree with her.

Mo Qiang stared at the little squirrel who was acting spoiled for no reason and then raised her hand before patting Xiao Jiao on the head as she replied, " Just close your eyes and cover your ears, you will be fine."

Xiao Jiao was speechless when she saw that Mo Qiang was not even the slightest bit moved and asked," Can't you be a little more concerned about me? Like at least you can fake a little right? I mean where is your care for your partner?!"

" Caring for you will not bring me five million golden coins," stated Mo Qiang with a smile which dropped as soon as a sharp glint flashed in her eyes. " Walking inside the haunted house will, if you don't want to go inside then you give me a hundred healthy and agile soldiers right now."

Xiao Jiao stared at Mo Qiang for two seconds before declaring her as a heartless woman.

In the end, even when Xiao Jiao called Mo Qiang a heartless woman who did not care about her partner and whatnot, Mo Qiang still stepped inside the haunted house with Mo Xifeng who held Xiao Jiao close to her since she could feel that the little squirrel did not like the dark haunted house.

" Woah," Mo Qiang spoke in awe as she raised her head and looked at the endless stars which were scattered all over the roof of the haunted house, even though it was clearly the inside of the auditorium, the organizers had somehow managed to give the haunted house a terrifying look of a dark forest.

The sounds of owls hooting along with the red lights which were scattered all over the path, and the chilly winds which rustled past them were indeed quite terrifying.

" They have done a great job," said Mo Qiang as she stepped inside the haunted house. Behind her, Xiao Jiao was muttering about how the air was too cold and how she felt something brush past her.

Mo Xifeng looked at the hardly-affected Mo Qiang and then looked down at Xiao Jiao who was trembling from head to foot.

Should she just leave Mo Qiang and run away with Xiao Jiao? That sounded like quite a wonderful plan. ( ๑‾̀◡‾́):sparkles:

" Don't even think about it," Mo Xifeng stiffened as she turned to look at Mo Qiang who stared at her with an even more evil expression than the ghost behind her. " If you leave me here alone, I am going to come after you, understand?"

Mo Xifeng: "...."

" I understand just stop smiling like that or else——" Mo Xifeng did not even get to finish her sentence as Xiao Jiao's scream tore through the haunted house.

" ITS A WITCH!"

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Scaring the assassin" Who are you calling a witch?" The expression on Mo Qiang's face worsened as she looked at Xiao Jiao, scaring her so much that the latter ended up crying. It wasn't her fault, if Xiao Jiao had not been hypersensitive to the mom because of getting inside the haunted house along with the fact that they were standing in completely dark surroundings—— she might not have cried.



But with Mo Qiang's expression, the red light and the dark surroundings, everything was so scary that she ended up crying like a startled rabbit.

And she wasn't the only one, Mo Qiang heard another 'EEK' from somewhere behind her and then there was silence.

" Sister, don't be like that," Mo Xifeng cuddled Xiao Jiao when Mo Qiang turned to look behind her and then said with a reproachful expression, " You are scaring our little Xiao Jiao. It is not her fault that your face is so terrifying!"

" You——" Mo Qiang wanted to say something but before she could even bring herself to say a single word, Mo Xifeng opened her monitor and turned the camera towards Mo Qiang such that she could see how scary she looked at the moment.

Mo Qiang: "...." She did look a bit scary.

When Mo Xifeng saw that Mo Qiang was no longer feeling angry and was in fact speechless, she turned her monitor off and then stated in a matter-of-a-fact tone, " You should try to keep your voice to a minimum, the rules state that if either of the contestants screams they are out of the game." She then paused and added, " It will be better if you don't smile or do anything with your face as well. It's good for the hearts of many."

Mo Qiang: "...." I would like to fight with her but I hate to admit that she is right.

" Fine, I would try to keep my face blank then," snapped Mo Qiang as she turned on her heels and then started walking once again.

On the other side of the forest, the assassin who was sent to kill Mo Qiang was hiding behind a tree and shaking from head to foot while speaking to her colleague with the help of her monitor, " I am not doing it! That woman is so scary! You want me to kill her? That woman looks like she eats trolls and babies for breakfast like an evil witch! I am not killing her! What if she kills me instead?"

" You are over-exaggerating," said her partner. " Mo Qiang is only a thug who knows how to use her fists, how can she even be terrifying? You are just making a mountain out of a molehill. Just pick up your knife and stab her! It's not that difficult! We are life assassins, do you know what that means? It means that we are ready to bet our lives on the line to complete a mission. How can you cry like a child just because of a woman?"

The other assassin however did not listen to a thing that her partner said and simply shook her head and put her foot down so hard that she left a mark on the ground.

" I am not doing it," she refused without giving her partner a chance. " If you think that you are so good then you deal with her double one!"

With that, she cancelled her call.

"Double two?" Double one was simply speechless when she saw that her partner had dropped the white flag but she did not let it bum her out. As she knew that the price of snatching Mo Qiang's core was not small. She looked down at the teleportation ball which cost more than three hundred million and clenched it hard in her hands.

She knew that the woman who appointed her for this task was not only exceptionally rich but that woman was also desperate, as long as she succeeded in taking Mo Qiang's core out of her body, Double One knew that she would be able to sell that core at any price that she wanted!

" It doesn't matter, if she is too scared to do it then I will take care of it," Double One muttered as she took out a knife which was brushed with the Camellia Crosseyed Snake poison. Though the name of the monster snake was quite funny, it was not something to be taken light of—— one single drop of the Camellia Crosseyed Snake's poison could kill someone in mili second.

The only reason it was called Camellia was because the horns on the top of his head were in the shape of Camellia flowers which were quite popular when the world still had plants and animals.

With the dagger in her hands, the assassin walked close to the path from where Mo Qiang was going to walk past. If possible the assassin would have loved to do it the modern way but the woman who gave her the job told her that not only did she want Mo Qiang's core but she also wanted Mo Qiang to die.

Thus, while wearing a metallic claw in one hand and holding a dagger in another, the assassin could only follow the old school's plan.

Her plan was simple, she was going to pretend that she was getting a fluctuating core attack and then wait for Mo Qiang to get close to her. Once Mo Qiang comes close and tries to ask her what was wrong with her, she will stab her in the chest while ripping apart her core. And before Mo Qiang's partner can do anything, she was going to use the teleportation ball and then vanish!

No one will be able to catch her and she will become a millionaire!

" Hehe, this plan has always worked. I don't think it's going to fail," Double one snickered softly but when she heard the sound of footsteps, she immediately took out her binoculars and then turned to look in the direction of the sound. When she saw that it was Mo Qiang who was walking towards her, she immediately crouched down on the ground while holding her chest.

Bit by bit, the footsteps came closer just like how she planned.

The footsteps paused when Mo Qiang came close to her. Just as planned.

" Are you all right?" Mo Qiang asked with a concerned voice. Just as planned.

" No, I——" Double One turned around to look at Mo Qiang, but instead of seeing the face she expected, she saw a face which was so terrifying that Double One felt like she was seeing the King of the underworld.

This was not in the plan.

With a devious smile and red light scattered all over Mo Qiang's face, she looked so terrifying that the assassin took one look at her face and then her eyes rolled back.

The fruit of craziness" Jeez, this is why I told you not to smile at anyone," Mo Xifeng felt her head throb when she saw the woman faint upon seeing Mo Qiang's face. She immediately clutched the back of Mo Qiang's collar and then pulled her back before dragging her away. " For the love of God never try to help an elderly, I worry that you will get arrested in case you go smiling like that at others. Be glad that she only fainted and didn't get a heart attack."



" Thats simply unbearable! Should I wear a tag that says that I am not a bad woman?" Mo Qiang was speechless, how could someone get this scared of her? Was she that terrifying?

" Please don't if you do that you will only get arrested even faster and stop speaking or else we will get kicked out of the game, Sister Qiang," stated Mo Xifeng while dragging Mo Qiang along with her. Inwardly she thought that it would have been better if her sister wore the rabbit costume.

On the other side, Wen Gui looked down at the assassin who fainted after seeing his daughter and stared at him for a few minutes before taking out a permanent marker and crouching down to scribble on the face of the assassin. He was going to deal with this woman accordingly but upon seeing how little guts were—— he couldn't bring himself to bully a woman with such a small courage.

It would be too much of him.

So, he scribbled a few words on the face of the assassin after taking off her mask, dagger and claw fingers before snapping a picture and sending it to the police.

" That will do it," he murmured before walking after Mo Xifeng but at the same time, he couldn't help but feel guilty. " Yan'er was right, I shouldn't have watched all those scary movies when I was pregnant with Qi Qi...now that poor child has to suffer so much because of me."

The poor child Mo Qiang did not have even the slightest bit of hint that even her father was feeling pity for her at the moment. She crossed the second round thanks to her very scary face because contestants and ghosts alike got scared of her when they faced her under such dark settings.

" I am telling you that she cheated! It's simply inexplainable of her to wander around in the haunted house with that face of hers," one of the contestants complained to the organizers after getting kicked out of the game when she screamed after seeing Mo Qiang's face. But there was nothing the organizers could do about it as Mo Qiang did not break any rule and it was not her fault that she was born with a scary face.

" I don't know..but this time the taste of victory doesn't feel so good," muttered Mo Qiang as she listened to the complaints of the contestants who were kicked out because of her face.

" What a coincidence, I did not feel good after winning the first round either," stated Mo Xifeng from behind.

".... Do you want to fight?"

" I am afraid you will cry."

" Everyone! Congratulations on getting to the last and final round!" Before a fight could break out between the two Mo sisters, Yi Yazhu's voice interrupted the hustle and bustle of the crowd. He stood on a makeshift stage at the end of the forest and looked at the three pairs which were able to step out of the forest without screaming even after getting terrified of the great VFX ghosts that the organizers used in the haunted house.

" Now that we have our finalists we need to move on to the last and final round!" Yi Yazhu's words met with a bunch of clapping sounds as he raised his right hand and pointed to the door on the side which opened as soon as he brought the attention of everyone in the auditorium.

With a dashing smile on his lips, he winked at the three contestants and then announced, " I am not going to say anything for this round. Just remember do not gobble anything that is shoved in your mouth! The one who defeats the final boss will win the game! Now please step inside the last dimension!"

" What does he mean by don't gobble anything that is shoved in our mouth?" A woman questioned as she headed towards the dimensional door.

"It's fine as long as we keep our mouth close right?" A mer holding the arm of his lover commented.

" I have a feeling that keeping your mouth closed is not going to help," stated Mo Qiang while looking around carefully. That guy specifically used the term 'shoved' which means that something terrible was waiting for them inside the dimension.

She adjusted her mask and then turned to look at Mo Xifeng before saying, " You gotta protect me all right?"

" Why?" Mo Xifeng asked suddenly feeling a bit rebellious.

Mo Qiang made a face before saying in an exasperated voice, " What do you mean by why? You are my sister ...should you not be protecting me?"

For a few minutes, Mo Xifeng did not say anything but then she tilted her head and stated, " But I am just Miss Cuddles aren't I? I don't think protecting you is something that I need to do,"

Mo Qiang: "....."

For the very first time in her life, Mo Qiang understood what it meant to pick up a stone and then drop it on her own foot.

" Fine," Mo Qiang felt like she was going to go crazy if she were to quibble with Mo Xifeng who seemed to be inclined to go against her for some reason today.

The two of them stepped inside the dimension which was filled with weird tears that had yellow glowing orbs, with sand just as yellow as the fruits which were growing on the trees. The wind rustled against the glowing golden orbs before dropping a few fruits on the ground causing them to explode and releasing a red smoky thing which fluttered before vanishing.

" What this—-" Mo Qiang wanted to check out the glowing fruits but she was pulled away by Mo Xifeng.

"What's wrong?" She asked startled when she saw Mo Xifeng suddenly going serious.

" Stay behind me, there had to be some mistake in choosing the dimension," Mo Xifeng tore the right arm of the costume and then added, " This is the dimension of Velvet Monkeys."

" The what—-"

" ARHHHH!!!"

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The Fruit of craziness ——2" Velvet Monkeys or Drunken Dancing Monkeys are the residents of the dimensions of glowing velvet orbs," Xiao Jiao who finally snapped out of the horror of the haunted house started explaining everything to Mo Qiang. " They are not violent species but in fact, they are quite friendly, they like to be hospitable and make friends. However, the way they make friends is a bit...violent."



" You don't have to tell me," Mo Qiang stared at the human size monkey who seemed to have popped out of nowhere and was now shoving a bunch of golden orbs inside the mouth of the woman called Yi Lim. He was so hospitable that he curled his tail around the woman making it impossible for her to run while shoving her mask aside and then filling her mouth with the golden orbs that continued to burst releasing red smoke which vanished into thin air.

" Someone...Someone help me!" Yi Lim screamed through her mouth which was filled with golden orbs. Her cheeks were slowly getting flushed red and her eyes were going dizzy and glassy while she looked at her mer boyfriend, she tried to reach her hands to get hold of him but the mer was startled and scared upon seeing the Drunken Dancing Monkey.

He crawled away from his girlfriend and hid behind the shrubs of the golden orbs trying to keep his presence bare minimum.

" Why are they so scared?" Mo Qiang couldn't help but ask as she turned to look at Mo Xifeng who was holding her sword in front of them. " Isn't it just getting drunk?"

From the name of the Drunken Dancing Monkey, she thought that the golden glowing orbs were more like the mutated version of grapes that had been fermented quite nicely. With its side effect being just getting drunk there shouldn't be anything to worry about right?

"It's not just getting drunk, Sister Qiang," Mo Xifeng sighed if the golden glowing orbs were just something that made someone drunk then many companies would have rushed to get hold of them. But it was not that simple, it was way more sinister —- scary and simply beyond something that could be explained by the scientists. There was one time a scientist tried to explain the properties of the golden glowing orbs and that woman was still ... locked up in a white room with a straitjacket tied around her body as she killed her entire family along with her colleagues who were working on the same project as her.

She closed her eyes as Yi Lim finished swallowing the remaining golden glowing orbs and then explained, " The golden glowing orbs drive a person crazy ... it either brings out the deepest darkest desire of a person or it drives them crazy to the point where they can never be sane again. It's a fifty-fifty chance but neither of the situation taking place can be considered as good. There are women who revealed their deepest darkest desires and did something unforgivable—— and those who went crazy ... well they did the very same thing. It's just the intensity of their attacks varied."

" So neither option is good?" Mo Qiang questioned with an awkward look on her face, she thought that she finally got something good but it turned out to be hella crazy.

"No, and that's not the only thing," Mo Xifeng opened her eyes as she breathed heavily and looked at Yi Lim who was now standing in the middle of the path with a dazed expression on her face. " If you don't stay sane after eating the golden glow orbs, you will receive a beating from the Drunken Dancing Monkey."

" What?!" Mo Qiang exclaimed thinking that Mo Xifeng was lying to her most probably pulling her leg but that was until Yi Lim started laughing like crazy.

" You..did you think that I wouldn't know that you were cheating on me?" Yi Lim laughed as she pointed at the mer who was huddled in the corner while trying to act as inconspicuous as possible. " I always knew! I knew that you were acting sneaky! I was a fool to treat you well! Truly! I should have killed you ... how dare you... How dare you, Cao Heng!"

" What are you talking about Yi Lim? When did I cheat on you?" Cao Heng shouted back at Yi Lim feeling as if she had gone crazy which she truly had and tried to get away from the woman who was eyeing him with a dangerous glint in her eyes.

" I knew it! I knew that you were lying to me!" Yi Lim seemed to have lost her mind as she pounced on Cao Heng but was caught mid-air when she tried to choke the life out of him.

The Drunken Dancing Monkey who fed her the golden glowing orbs seemed to be disappointed as he plucked her from the ground and with his hand the size of a baseball mitten started —— Slapping Yi Lim.

" What the..." Mo Qiang rubbed her eyes thinking that she was missing something but behind her, she heard Mo Xifeng's sigh and then heard her say, " Drunken Dancing Monkey look for a drinking partner since they are the only ones who can pluck the glowing golden orb, they seemed to have developed a sort of resistance against them which is why they do not go crazy. Unlike humans who cannot withstand the impact of the golden glowing orbs."

" Are you saying that we cannot even touch it?" Mo Qiang pointed to the golden berry-like fruits which were growing on the trees and the bushes.

" Of course not, why did you think I stopped you just now?" Mo Xifeng asked with an arched brow. " You are not allowed to touch them, if a human were to pluck the golden glowing orb, they all will start exploding and create a gas so effective that even if we are wearing masks we will go crazy."

Mo Qiang: "...." What a scary place she has come to.

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The fruit of craziness, I ate it." If you keep standing on your feet then they will feed you even more golden orbs but if you fail then they will beat for you letting them down as they were being hospitable and yet you did not respect them, The Drunken Dancing Monkeys are quite particular about the etiquettes," explained Mo Xifeng as the Drunken Dancing Monkey who was slapping Yi Lim threw her aside and then turned her attention to the other woman.



' Damned if you do and damned if you don't,' Mo Qiang bit her bottom lip hard as she stared at the Drunken Dancing Monkey who turned his attention to the second pair of contestants Tan Yi and Mo Su. The two of them were a couple and it explains why Mo Su tried to save his boyfriend but in the end nothing happened, Tan Yi went crazy and started to bang his head on the trunk of the tree while Mo Su laughed and cried lost in his own world where he was blaming his boyfriend for letting him down.

Both of them were slapped down by the Drunken Dancing Monkeys as they did not pay attention to their etiquette.

Once the two pairs were dealt with the Drunken Dancing Monkeys who were surrounding them turned to look at Mo Qiang and Mo Xifeng. Seeing their advance towards the two of them, Mo Qiang took a step back and then said, " Th...They are coming right here, aren't they Xifeng ?"

" I guess they are," Mo Xifeng raised her sword in the air as she eyed the group of Drunken Dancing Monkeys though she wasn't scared of dealing with this group of Drunken Dancing Monkeys, Mo Xifeng knew that Drunken Dancing Monkeys were highly protective of their group.

And among their group, the biggest and strongest monkey was declared as the leader. From the looks of it, the leader and the rest of the group weren't here but if she was to hurt these Drunken Dancing Monkeys then they would surely call for help.

If that happens, Mo Xifeng lowered her eyes as a cold glint flashed in those electric blue. If this was another dimension, she might have been able to take care of these Drunken Dancing Monkeys but in their own territory, while surrounded by the golden glowing orbs fruits, it was nearly impossible for her to beat them up.

" Run," she said after carefully thinking through everything.

" What?" Mo Qiang thought that they were going to fight the Drunken Dancing Monkeys but Mo Xifeng did not say anything instead she caught her wrist and then pulled her to the other side of the forest while trying to keep a distance from the golden glowing orb fruits.

Just as Mo Qiang was feeling confused about why they did not face the Drunken Dancing Monkeys, Xiao Jiao snapped at her harshly, " Don't even think about fighting with them. Those are not only crazy drunkards they are quite protective of their group, if you hurt one of those drunken monkeys, you will end up getting invited to tea by their leader."

" Oh," Mo Qiang muttered before silently writing another note that she needed to complain about to the Gods when she die. Once her soul walks past the door of the underworld, she was surely going to ask for compensation!

" However," as soon as Xiao Jiao said that word, Mo Qiang felt a chill climb up her spine. She turned to look at Xiao Jiao with a tired expression and said, " Please don't..."

" I am not trying to force you," shrugged Xiao Jiao with an attitude of do whatever you want to do. " But if you get those golden glow orbs from those monkeys, you can make wine, jam and even juice. Once they are dealt carefully by your green fingers, we can not only neutralize the toxins inside those mutated grapes but you will be the first one to successfully make fruit wine along with wine ... Mo Qiang just think about how much money you will be able to make with those grapes. All the bars in the Imperial Star along with the other stars will die to sign a contract with you. In just one sweep you will be able to live in a palace the one you always dreamed of. But if you don't want to do it then I will not force you."

' How can I refuse if you put it like that!?' Mo Qiang screamed in her heart. She turned to look at the Drunken Dancing Monkeys and then turned on her King of the Jungle aura as she stopped in the middle of the path. It was going to be fine, if she was the owner of the green fingers, nothing should happen to her right?

She turned to look at Xiao Jiao who nodded and then stated, " Your life will not be in danger. At most, you will feel a bit tipsy. But I can't be sure so try to make sure you don't eat anything."

" Sister Qiang?" Mo Xifeng who was running along with the terrified camerawomen turned to look at Mo Qiang who stood in front of the group of Drunken Dancing Monkeys.

" Oi, you monkeys!" Mo Qiang pointed at the Drunken Dancing Monkeys who stopped in the middle because they were startled by the humans who dared to face them. " I am not scared of you, you hear me! You cannot do shit to me if you have the guts to try to make me drunk!"

Back then when she was socializing with her managers and bosses, most of her male colleagues tried to get her drunk but she was able to hold her liquor quite well. And this body of hers was also a drunkard, it should be, all right?

And there was also King of the Jungle Aura, it should make the Drunken Dancing Monkeys friendly towards her right?

The Drunken Dancing Monkeys looked at each other before they glanced at Mo Qiang and then pelted her with golden glowing orbs causing her to cover her face and hands, " Hey what is this...why are you doing this to me?"

[ The more friendlier Drunken Dancing Monkeys are the more violent they become.]

——The wise words of the blue screen.

Mo Qiang looked at the words on the screen before she turned to look at the Drunken Dancing Monkeys and screamed, " Hey stop it —— gulp."

" S...Sister?" Mo Xifeng felt her heart jump in her throat hoping that she misheard the gulp but then Mo Qiang turned to look at her stiff as a robot and then with a terrified expression said, " I ...I think I ate it."

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These obscene desires of mine are sincere"Huh? What do you mean by you ate it? You either ate it or you didn't!? So what is it?" Mo Xifeng felt like she was going crazy. She stared at Mo Qiang who was covering her mouth and asked, " What is it? Did you or did you not eat it?"



Mo Qiang softly gulped and then rubbed her head before saying, " I .. I ate it. But I don't feel anything..."

" What?" Mo Xifeng stared at Mo Qiang whose cheeks were flushed slightly but other than that she looked fine. Not only was she standing on her feet, but she was also conversing with her without going crazy or jumping at her while announcing that she wanted to rob the Imperial Bank. Was her sister's blood even more toxic than the golden glow orbs?

Mo Xifeng stared at Mo Qiang while she silently wondered what was wrong with her sister until she remembered something.

" Oh!" Mo Xifeng murmured as she was reminded of the day when Shao Hui cooked for Mo Qiang though he almost killed her somehow he also helped strengthen Mo Qiang's stomach. Mo Xifeng tried to remember what Doctor Chen said that day after she was done pumping the toxins out of Mo Qiang's stomach.

' Ah well, she is quite sick. I will not deny it but you can count it as a blessing in disguise since even God doesn't want to take her this soon. That toxic porridge seemed to have strengthened the walls of Miss Qiang's stomach which means that she no longer has to worry about potent poisons! Though I don't think that she is yet to get strong enough to eat your brother-in-law's cooking. Haha.'

" Thats right!" Mo Xifeng punched the bottom of her fist in the palm of her right hand but at the same time, she sent a silent thank-you note to her third brother-in-law. ' Brother Hui, I thought wrong of you. I believed that your cooking wasn't capable of anything but it was I who did not understand the worth of those unpalatable porridges and soups that you made. I apologize and thank you because of your porridge, Sister Qiang is alive today.'

Mo Xifeng was indeed not wrong while apologizing and thanking Shao Hui as he indeed played an important role in saving Mo Qiang's life today as the effects of his toxic porridge along with Mo Qiang's spiritual energy, digested the golden glowing orb without any side effects. Thus saving Mo Qiang from going crazy.

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" Achoo!" Shao Hui was practising his high notes when he suddenly sneezed and turned to look around. " W..Who? Who is talking bullshit about me? Someone got to be scheming against me! It must be that b*tch!"

" Just focus on your vocals before cursing your sister, Hui'er," reminded Cao Jian while looking at the live stream that was running. He raised his head and looked at Shao Hui before frowning a little, though he did not know why the person who was thinking about Shao Hui was most certainly not Shao Zhuo.

Back in the dimension of the Drunken Dancing Monkeys, Mo Qiang turned to look at the brown furry beings who were eyeing her and then raised her hand as she pointed at them.

" Did you see that? I am fine!" Mo Qiang turned to look at the Drunken Dancing Monkeys with a smug look on her face. " Now hand me those golden glowing orbs and we can end this on a nice note, what do you say?"

Her experience taught her to never show those who were in higher position that you were getting drunk because those fcker, they will only focus on you even more when they find out that their junior was getting drunk!

Mo Qiang's expression crumbed and she clenched her fists as she remembered the first social meeting that she had to attend with her superiors.

Those tongue-waggling annoying little sh*ts, they not only poured generous amounts of alcohol in her glass, but they even tried to take her back to their house, it was a good thing that she learned how to hold her alcohol while working in a bar. Though she was not that skilled, she was sane enough to remember that she should never allow a superior much less a man who was speaking to her bosom the entire time to take her back home!

Thus, ever since then, she learned how to keep a poker face and act like she wasn't getting drunk. Not even the slighted bit!

' To think even something like this was coming in use! No wonder the director of the orphanage said that nothing goes to waste as long as you learn it with determination!' Mo Qiang looked at her furry friends and then raised her hand before saying, " You all! You have no idea how to enjoy nice wine! Come here, I will teach you how something as good as the golden glowing orb is enjoyed!"

" Ooooh!" The leader of the Drunken Dancing Monkeys stepped forward, compared to the rest he was much more sentient and thus could understand what Mo Qiang was saying to him. He walked straight towards Mo Qiang and then offered her the golden glowing orbs that he was holding in his hands.

" Thats right! When you are drinking you should offer instead of shoving that is the art of drinking and instead of inhaling the wine...one must take slow careful slips ...like this," she chewed the golden glowing orbs and then continued speaking, " Only then will you get the real taste of this wonderful thing!"

The Drunken Dancing Monkeys stared at Mo Qiang with amazement and admiration. They never thought that they could enjoy the golden glowing orbs like this, they looked at each other and then bit into the orb one by one and sure enough the taste was much better than gobbling it in one go!

Goddess! This was the Goddess of alcohol who came to bless them!

The Drunken Dancing Monkeys got excited and in their excitement, they rushed forward and picked Mo Qiang up from the ground before throwing her up in the air as if they were cheering.

Mo Xifeng: "...." Should I or should I not save my sister?

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These obscene desires of mine are sincere ——2However, Mo Xifeng's calm expression morphed as she turned to look at the thing which came flying towards them. She raised her sword to slash the mechanical bomb in the middle of the air, her move was swift, fast and concise within minutes the bomb was slashed in half but instead of relaxing her guard Mo Xifeng stared at the two halves of the mechanical bomb warily.



... For two seconds nothing happened but then ——

[ Haha, you were really quick but it's not a mechanical bomb. It is a faint screen. You did your best now go to sleep.]

" No!" Mo Xifeng gasped as she looked at the metal halves of the bomb which was thrown her way but before she could throw them away, a pinkish-white smoke started to billow out of the two shells causing her eyes to droop. " This wasn't supposed to happen."

Mo Xifeng tried to fend off the wave of sleep that was crashing down on her but this faint screen seemed to be S S-grade item as it could even trickle past her mask causing her to become sleepy. With her feet stumbling, Mo Xifeng eyed the two metal shells and then cursed, " Shit."

Her sword disappeared before she fell on the ground, behind her the Drunken Dancing Monkeys also fell to the ground one by one followed by Mo Qiang who fortunately fell on top of a furry pile which saved her spine from getting broken.

Even Xiao Jiao and Chi Chi couldn't hold against the smoke that was covering the entire surroundings. They stared at the women who stepped out of their hiding spots dressed in black, with her bleary vision, Xiao Jiao did not know what was happening but she still turned to look at Chi Chi and ordered, " Leave! Don't stay behind and leave... they ..they are coming for——" she did not get a chance to finish her sentence as Xiao Jiao fell on the ground.

" Well, well...double two and double one were surely pulling our legs," the woman with a white cloak over her black outfit stepped in front of Chi Chi who hissed at her while trying to scratch her face as he pounced up in the air with all the remaining strength that he had. With a soft chuckle, she caught the chinchilla and then clicked her tongue, " You really have a bad temper, little one, do you even know what kind of situation you are in?"

She took out a black gun which had a slightly slanted body and a small nozzle before pointing it at Chi Chi. The glint in her eyes turned serious as the woman stated, "I can blow your and your master's brains out within seconds. Think twice before hissing at me from now on understand?"

Chichi stiffened but it wasn't because of fear. His eyes were still glaring at the woman in front of him but he could no longer move as the effect of the faint screen finally seemed to be affecting him.

" Ch...Chichi..." he whispered threateningly before falling unconscious. As the sound of the gunshot rang in the clearing.

" Double zero, What do you think you are doing?" The woman next to Doble Zero stopped her from shooting Chichi who went unconscious. If not for the fact that she moved the gun away at the right moment, the small spirit would have been killed by Double Zero by now.

Double Zero threw the chinchilla on the ground and then spat on its back before muttering in reply, " What do you mean I am doing? Didn't you see, Double Three this thing glaring at me just now? He dared to look at me like he could take me down. What right does this thing have!? Huh?"

" You are forgetting that you are here to take Mo Qiang's core out and not to be making trouble," Double Three looked at the chinchilla and then reminded Double Zero why the two of them were here. Their client had asked them to bring her, Mo Qiang's core which was why they planned and worked so hard, going as far as rigging the dimension selection system which caused them, to almost lose millions of gold coins.

" Heh, you are right," Double Zero took a step forward and then walked close to Mo Qiang. She did not bother with Mo Xifeng as the client did not mention taking her core and Double Zero did not want to waste her time by doing unnecessary things.

With the surroundings covered in the smoke of SS-grade faint screen, not even a single creature remained awake. Under the silence, only the sound of Double Zero's footsteps echoed behind her as she walked over to where Mo Qiang was lying.

She stepped on the pile of Drunken Dancing Monkeys before taking out a laser gun. " This was easier than I thought, don't you think Double Three? These girls are still young and not that skilled. If it was Mo Yan and Wen Gui they would have definitely cottoned onto what was going on but they are a bit slow, don't cha think?"

However, Double Zero did not receive a response which caused her to frown and look behind her only to see Double Three's corpse lying on the ground, next to the feet of the Drunken Dancing Monkeys.

" Double Three!" Double Zero's eyes widened as she immediately straightened and looked right and left trying to see who was the one hiding in the dark. Did they miss someone? That was impossible this was an SS-grade item created by the number one assassin himself, how could it fail? Unless——

Her eyes widened as she felt something cold press against her neck.

" Well that's because my daughters don't need to worry about anything, they can grow up protected and kind as I am still alive," a chilling voice spoke from behind that caused Double Zero to stiffen as she stuttered, " We...Wen Gui?"

Wen Gui smiled at the woman in front of him as he softly caressed her neck and then whispered, " Are you going to tell me who was the one behind this hmm? Maybe I will let you go then, what do you think it's a wonderful suggestion isn't it?"

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These obscene desires of mine are sincere——3————



" Wen Gui, you are not allowed to kill without the permission of the Empress! You swore in the name of Her Majesty!" Double Zero exclaimed as she tried to turn her head to the side such that she could look at the mer standing behind her. However, the second she moved the needle in the side of her neck started to pierce her skin causing Double Zero to turn pale.

Double Zero was well aware of how skilled Wen Gui was in the arts of poison, if this mer was here then he was surely here to kill!

She tried to shake him off but the grip that Wen Gui had on the side of her waist made it impossible for her to move. She was obviously stronger than him so why can't she take him down? Double Zero's heart trembled with fear as she looked at her hands, she could obviously use the laser gun to deal with Wen Gui but with how skilled he was —— would she be able to take him down?

" Well isn't it great that the Empress will never know what happened in this dimension then?" Wen Gui smiled softly as he pushed the needle inside Double Zero's neck. " And that oath doesn't matter when my daughters are concerned. I would have loved to send your dog heads to your master who tried to kill my daughters but I know that she is quite stubborn, if I sent your heads, that idiot would not realize the intensity of my threats...but don't worry, your graves will be nice. As molten fertilizers for these golden glowing orbs."

Double Zero's eyes widened as she was pushed off the pile of the Drunken Dancing Monkeys, the last thing that she saw were eyes that were as dark as a martini.

Wen Gui looked at the melting corpses and then turned to look at his daughter whose cheeks were flushed. He crouched down and then caressed Mo Qiang's cheeks before whispering, " Don't worry Qi Qi, Daddy will never let anyone harm you. You are not leaving Daddy again, all right? Just sleep peacefully. I will protect you until my last breath."

Who knew whether or not Mo Qiang heard his words but her lips curled into a smile as she dreamed of being embraced. The hug was so warm that her heart started to thump wildly and her eyes started to sting —— this was the hug that she wished her mother would have given her but she never did and only spoke cold words to her throughout her entire life.

Only Wen Gui's hug could be this warm.

She nuzzled against Wen Gui's hand which was caressing her cheek and muttered,

" I love you, daddy."

Wen Gui's eyes widened before he smiled at his daughter and kissed her forehead. " I love you too, my dear daughter."

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Mo Xifeng did not know what happened, when she regained her consciousness the reality seemed to have changed. All she remembered was watching Mo Qiang getting drunk with some drunken dancing monkeys and the next thing she knew she was lying on a stretcher in the auditorium.

The organizers apologized to her before they handed her an E cheque of ten million coins, stating that the dimension selecting machine ended up malfunctioning and they were sent to another dimension other than the one that they chose.

' Is that all that happened?' Mo Xifeng frowned and thought. She was sure that something else had taken place but for some reason, she couldn't remember it.

" Hup! Hup! Increase your pace Xifeng, we are so close to our house... I wanna take a nap," while she was still busy in her thoughts, Mo Xifeng felt her hair getting pulled and she then turned to look at her drunk ass sister and gave her a white look of pure disdain. " If you can't handle the liquor, then don't drink!"

" Hehe, what are you talking about? Who do you think helped us win ten million coins? It is your big sister! Now come say that this 'You are the greatest sister Qiang,'!" Mo Qiang urged Mo Xifeng who turned her head and then pushed the door of the house before announcing, " We are home!"

" Thats not what I asked you to say!" Mo Qiang mumbled as she was dragged inside the house by Mo Xifeng.

" Whats the matter? What happened to wife?" Yin Fu rushed out of the bathing room where he was cleaning the clothes and when he saw Mo Qiang's face flushed red. His eyes spurned as he hurried forward to help Mo Qiang up by curling his hand around her waist.

Mo Xifeng rolled her shoulders and then replied, "It's nothing, she ended up getting drunk on some golden orbs but there is nothing to worry about as I have already got her examined by the doctors and she is completely fine just blanked out."

" I am not blanked out, I am perfectly fine!" Mo Qiang argued as she turned to look at Yin Fu and asked, " What do you say, darling, do I look like I am blanked out?"

Yin Fu felt his face heat up when he heard Mo Qiang call him darling. She ...she called him darling? Can he now assume that she wanted to be with him exclusively?

" Brother Fu just take sister to her room and dump her, as long as she sleeps she will be fine," Mo Xifeng told Yin Fu.

But the latter was too lost from the euphoria that he got from the use of the word darling. Mo Qiang leaned against as she rubbed her face against his neck and praised, " You smell so sweet. I wish I could bite you."

Yin Fu felt even more blood rush to his head as he listened to Mo Qiang talk. It made him dizzy ...and as he stepped inside the room with Mo Qiang, he felt his filter disappearing from his mouth... he wanted to keep quiet but as Mo Qiang lay down on her bed and smiled at him...the filter snapped.

" Wife, would you like to take my d*ck up in your tent p*ssy? You will enjoy it...if you don't like it then you can just suck me once ...just once." His face flushed red as he added, " I can give it to you. My virginity, I mean. I really mean it."

Though he did not dare to say those words out loud when Mo Qiang was sane. These obscene desires of his were truly sincere!

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Excitingly hotMinor +18 content. Before reading please remember, Yin Fu likes dirty talk, in fact, he is a sucker for it. There are no forceful activities. There is no r*pe and he is a pervert, some might find it cringey but I would like it if you skip the chapters instead of writing long arse paragraphs, it annoys me and makes me stop writing smut as you might have noticed in the guide for cuties where I stopped writing smut altogether because of being called names and complaints.



I am warning you again to skip if you find it uncomfortable and don't leave rude paras. To those who enjoy Yin Fu's perverted side, enjoy.

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" Hah?" Mo Qiang raised the arm which was resting on her eyes and then looked at Yin Fu who was staring at her with a flushed expression on his face. " Wha...What are you trying to say huh?" Her brows couldn't help but furrow as she looked at Yin Fu, though she was willing to let him tease her a little it seemed like this mer was getting a bit too smug with how she was turning a blind eye to his actions.

" No... I mean it just popped into my head as I read somewhere that it was a good way to deal with the hangover. I am sorry!" Yin Fu felt a bit flustered when he saw Mo Qiang frown like that—— he usually favoured to go a bit slowly but seeing Mo Qiang all laid back and relaxed made him slip out. It wasn't that he was trying to take advantage of her—— instead, he wanted to get taken advantage of, whats more...

He raised his head and peeped at Mo Qiang who had a scowl on her face, while her shirt's buttons were popped off along with ragged jeans adoring her small yet firm waist. Maybe she forgot that she had gained a bit of weight and muscles because she had been working out for the past few months but Mo Qiang was now wearing a shirt which clung to her chest.

Giving a wonderful view to Yin Fu when she laid down on the bed along with the generous curve of her bosom.

Seeing her like this, made him remember that mafia lady he saw in the adult v*deo that he watched when his mother wanted him to learn about sex. Back then, that woman gave her partner a rather rough performance and because it was his first time watching something like that it stuck in his head.

Fck! He got so excited about sleeping with Mo Qiang and getting treated roughly by her that his words popped out of his mouth without any filter whatsoever!

Now what was he supposed to do?

As Yin Fu was fumbling around, the hot water he brought with him turned cold and his flusters got more and more worse. In the end, the mug that he was holding in his hand ended up slipping from his fingers.

" Oh!" Yin Fu caught the mug from falling on the ground but it still ended up spilling on his shirt. " Oh no, I am so sorry about this." He looked at Mo Qiang whose eyes were getting more and more glassy by the minute as the alcohol slowly started to get into her head.

" I will bring you another one, let me just... take it off," Maybe it was because he was a bit too flustered he did not think much as he pulled off his shirt revealing his lean yet toned torso.

' Woah would you look at that,' Mo Qiang thought in her head as she stared at Yin Fu's bare chest. The mer looked a bit too thin which was why she thought that he wasn't anything that great but now that he was standing in front of her in nothing but his sweatpants, she had to admit that Yin Fu did take care of his body.

Is he trying to tease me even more by taking his shirt off? Mo Qiang thought in her head as she looked at the mer in front of her who was now cleaning the water off his chest. Maybe he was teasing her, after all, he must be thinking that she wouldn't be able to do anything to him.

' He is looking down on me huh? He is seriously looking down on me. He must have cottoned on how I don't get close to him and the other two which is why he is trying to me down by showing just how much of a coward I am right?' Mo Qiang's thoughts got more and more muddled and with no Xiao Jiao to fix her up, her thoughts only fell down the rabbit hole even more.

" I am going to get you another——" Yin Fu began to speak but then he felt a warm hand clutch his wrist. His gaze fell on the long and thin fingers that were holding his wrist before he raised his head and looked at Mo Qiang who was sitting on the edge of the bed. " What happened—— ah!"

He gasped when Mo Qiang pulled him onto the bed before turning him around such that he was lying under her.

" You really look down on me don't you, asking me to suck your c*ck and then taking your shirt off in front of me, do you think that I will not do anything to you huh?" She looked at Yin Fu with a solemn look on her face, all traces of the smile on her face were gone causing Yin Fu's head to buzz.

'This...is she really.... Going to punish me with that divine body of hers?' Yin Fu felt his heart thump and his breathing turned laboured as he looked at Mo Qiang who was covering his body with her.

Calm down, calm down.

Yin Fu tried to hold himself back as he tried to remind himself that Mo Qiang was most probably scolding him for teasing her too much but then his gaze fell on her generous and ample bosom.

And before Yin Fu knew he was already imagining Mo Qiang without her clothes on.

'Ah, her body looks so great. I bet it will feel really good when she takes me inside and rams it nice and deep!' Yin Fu thought in his head, his eyes turning glazed with the desires that were getting piled up one after another.

" Hey," Mo Qiang caught his face and then turned him to face her. Her lips pursed in a scowl as she said, " What are you looking at and smiling for? Are you calling me a coward in your head? I am telling you that I can always make you my b*tch, do you know that! Don't think that you can treat me like some stupid idiot! I am only treating you well because I am a good woman."

Yin Fu: ...?

Yin Fu: "..."?!

Yin Fu: !!! My wife cursed me!!!! How excitingly hot!

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