Chapter 76: Extra: Variety
Xie Si Yuan has been a little distressed lately.
His tablemate, Zhang Xiao Hong, a little girl with a double ponytail and a round face and a very sweet smile, has been putting a few pieces of candy on his table lately.
And it's his least favorite lemon flavor.
After school one day, Qin Yu Jue and Xie Yan Chi, who were rarely free, drove to pick him up.
As soon as he got in the car, seeing that he looked sullen, Qin Yu Jue asked, "What's wrong? Got a fight with a classmate? "
"My tablemate, Zhang Xiao Hong, always puts my least favorite lemon candy on my table." Xie Si Yuan said sullenly.
Qin Yu Jue laughed: "This shows that people want to be friends with you."
"No way, she's not trying to be friends with me."
Xie Si Yuan looked distressed, and said very firmly, "She must have a crush on me."
"......?"
Qin Yu Jue was silent for a few seconds, then turned her head to look at her son who looked like a little adult in the back seat, and then looked at the leisurely and calm Xie Yan Chi in the driver's seat, gritted her teeth, and said in an angry voice: "Don't take your son to watch my TV series anymore, do you think he is like this now?"
"It's not true."
Xie Yan Chi chuckled, raised his eyes and glanced at Xie Si Yuan from the rearview mirror, and said lightly, "Why are you so dished? When your dad was in kindergarten, there were seven girls who gave candy. "
He didn't forget to add: "And it's also sandwich candy."
Qin Yu Jue: "? "
Are you still compared to your son?
She sneered, turned around and swiped her phone with her head down, pursed her lips without saying a word.
"What's wrong?"
Xie Yan Chi could see her emotions.
"Not really."
Qin Yu Jue sneered, her tone was a little sour, "I remember very clearly, there are still seven, do I have to give you an award?"
Hearing this, the corners of Xie Yan Chi's lips curled slightly, slowed down and stopped on the side of the road, put his hand on the steering wheel, and said coldly: "Xie Si Yuan, you get out of the car and go to the store next to you to buy yourself an ice cream."
Ice cream!
Xie Si Yuan's distress was immediately washed away, and then he jumped out of the car with a stumble open the car door and a smoke.
"Why did you take your son away?"
Qin Yu Jue asked angrily.
Xie Yan Chi turned around, lowered his head to meet her gaze, and asked with a smile: "Jealous?"
Qin Yu Jue glanced at him: "What do you say?"
"I don't like sugar." He said.
Qin Yu Jue choked him: "It's quite picky."
Xie Yan Chi laughed to himself, stretched out his hand to pinch her chin, lifted it slightly, and leaned down-
"Daddy, the store is closed......"
Xie Si Yuan went and returned, opened the door of the rear driver's seat, and complained with a dejected expression.
Halfway through the sentence, it came to an abrupt end.
Qin Yu Jue tilted her head a little embarrassed, sat up and seemed to want to push Xie Yan Chi away.
However, Xie Yan Chi grabbed her wrist, didn't even raise his head, and said lightly: "Oh, close the door, and bask in the sun outside for half a minute before coming in."
Xie Si Yuan: "......"
Xie Si Yuan, who was not surprised many times, took a step back numbly and closed the door again.
Qin Yu Jue bit her lower lip and pushed Xie Yan Chi's shoulder with shame and annoyance: "What are you doing-"
Before she finished speaking, her lips were blocked by Xie Yan Chi, and the tip of her tongue pried open the gap between her lips, and the grinding was entangled.
After a while, he let go, with a little smile in his eyes: "It's quite picky."
Outside the car door.
Xie Si Yuan looked up at the scorching sun above his head, raised his right hand expressionlessly, glanced at his watch, and started to time.
Sure enough, the road to growth is always extremely difficult.
Touching his pocket, he took out a few lemon candies given by Zhang Xiao Hong in the morning.
So he pulled one of them away, put it in his mouth, and then was so acid that his features were distorted.
That's why lemon candy is the candy he hates the most!
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After a night of deliberation, Xie Si Yuan decided that he couldn't go on like this.
It's embarrassing to collect so many lemon candies from Xiao Hong every day.
As a man, be clear about your rejection.
So the next day, he came to the kindergarten early in the morning and asked her bluntly: "Why do you give me candy every day?"
When Zhang Xiao Hong heard this, she lowered her head and blushed, her hands were stirred together, and she hesitated for a long time before she said shyly: "Because I want to take the car home with you......"
Is it finally coming?
For the first time in his life, he was told a confession.
When Xie Si Yuan was thinking about how to express in a tactful way that he didn't like her, the little girl in front of him changed her words-
"Your dad is so good-looking, I want to take a picture with him, can I? My mom loves him too! "
Zhang Xiao Hong said in a hurry, "My mother said that she was a fan of your mother and your father when she was young, and she always wanted me to take a group photo."
"......"
Xie Si Yuan almost didn't hold his breath.
After school that day, Xie Si Yuan led Zhang Xiao Hong and walked to Xie Yan Chi with a gloomy face.
"Take pictures?"
Xie Yan Chi glanced at his son, and then smiled, "Yes."
As he spoke, he squatted down, raised his mobile phone and took a photo with Zhang Xiao Hong in the same frame very naturally, and then handed it back with a smile: "Do you want your uncle to take you home?"
"Yes!"
Zhang Xiao Hong's eyes were bright.
Then, Zhang Xiao Hong, who was full of joy, and Xie Si Yuan, who was expressionless, sat in the back seat of the car and spent a pleasant trip from school.
After sending the person home, Xie Yan Chi turned the steering wheel and opened his mouth slowly: "That's what you said, the little girl who has a crush on you?"
Xie Si Yuan: "......"
Xie Yan Chi: "Heh."
Three points of contempt, seven points of careless mockery.
At this point, the father-son relationship was officially broken.
But who is Xie Si Yuan.
As a child with a particularly good brain, he immediately thought of a way to take revenge on his father.
So that night, he ran to Qin Yu Jue's bed with a pillow in his arms, hugged her waist and cried: "No one likes me, and my father looks down on me. So doesn't my mother like me either? "
As soon as Qin Yu Jue looked at Xie Si Yuan's appearance of pretending to be a little crying bag, she knew that he was angry with Xie Yan Chi again.
She turned her head and glanced at Xie Yan Chi, and asked, "What's the matter with you two?"
"Oh, he confidently said that he must have a crush on the little girl who had a crush on him, but she actually brought him candy just to get an autographed photo of me and you."
Xie Yan Chi didn't forget to comment, "Dish."
Xie Si Yuan cried even louder.
Qin Yu Jue smiled and rubbed Xie Si Yuan's head, and coaxed him helplessly: "Think about the benefits, it's okay to have a mother who likes you."
Xie Si Yuan nodded, and the tip of his nose was red from crying: "Then, if my father and I fall into the water, who will my mother save first?"
"......"
Qin Yu Jue was silent for a moment.
He is worthy of father and son, this fatal question, Xie Yan Chi has asked no less than ten times.
Qin Yu Jue: "I understand, I'll send you to learn to swim tomorrow."
Xie Yan Chi spoke: "I also want to know-"
"If you ask again, you'll go to sleep on the couch tonight."
Qin Yu Jue interrupted.
Xie Yan Chi closed his mouth.
Sleeping on the couch?
These three words gave Xie Si Yuan a hint.
"That's right!"
Xie Si Yuan jumped up with joy, he threw himself into Qin Yu Jue's arms again, rubbed it, and coquettishly, "Then let Dad sleep on the sofa, I want to sleep with Mom tonight!"
A few meters away, Xie Yan Chi leaned against the bathroom door, crossed his arms, and looked coldly at his son who was pretending to be a small milk bag.
Half a minute later, grabbing him by the collar, he mercilessly kicked people out, and then closed the door.
Xie Si Yuan protested, and scratched the door outside: "Open the door, open the door, open the door! Mom agreed that I would sleep with her! "
Half a minute later, Xie Yan Chi opened the door and looked at him coldly.
After a while, he squatted down, straightened his collar for him, and then said word by word: "Xie Si Yuan, round it off, you are an adult."
Xie Si Yuan: What's the matter, who rounds up to adulthood?
"Adults can't sleep with their mothers."
Xie Yan Chi patted him on the shoulder, "So, you're going to start being independent."
Xie Si Yuan: "? "
Is this human speech?
It is precisely because of Xie Yan Chi's words that many years later, Xie Si Yuan, who has great attainments in mathematics and is known as the top figure in the academic world, said in an interview: "I have to thank my father, if he hadn't told me when I was five years old, I would not have developed such a great interest in mathematics if I rounded up to become an adult and start to be independent."
Xie Si Yuan tricked: "No, I'm not independent, I'm young! I'm going to sleep with my mom! "
"Rejected."
"Why do you refuse!"
"That's the wife I chased, I have the final say."
Xie Yan Chi sneered, "You have the ability to chase one by yourself in the future."
After saying that, he simply closed the door neatly.
Xie Si Yuan: "......"
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Jiang Jing Xing Company invested in the copyright of the latest episode of "Traveling with Dad" variety show.
The originally scheduled group of fathers and sons could not participate in the follow-up shooting due to an accident.
Jiang Jing Xing thought about it for a long time, and hit Xie Yan Chi with his idea.
However, the program team communicated with them many times, but they were all rejected because they "didn't want the child to be exposed too early to the camera".
After several fruitless communications, Jiang Jing Xing chose to cut in from a different angle.
When he was out of kindergarten one day, he took the first step to cut off Xie Si Yuan's and took him to McDonald's next door for a heart-to-heart exchange.
The exchange process was very serious -
"You can sue your dad to the audience when you are on the show."
"Understood, I'll definitely participate."
People who have been devastated by Xie Yan Chi stand together, and they will always quickly reach a consensus.
In this way, Xie Si Yuan, who had been grudging for a long time, quickly made a decision and stood on the same front as Jiang Jing Xing.
So, when Xie Si Yuan went home that night, he patted his chest and said, "I want to be on the show!"
Qin Yu Jue was a little surprised: "Why?"
Xie Si Yuan read the words that he had colluded with Jiang Jing Xing in the afternoon: "Of course, it is to exercise my ability, check and fill in the gaps, experience more and richer knowledge and content, and get close to the father-son relationship by the way......"
"It's to sue me on TV."
Xie Yan Chi saw through it at a glance, "Jiang Jing Xing's little trick is not enough in front of me."
Xie Si Yuan: "...... I don't care, I'm going. "
Xie Yan Chi smiled: "Okay, but a friendly reminder, it's useless for you to sue me."
"Why?"
"Variety shows still have to be edited."
Xie Yan Chi said, "I'll cut it for you."
Xie Si Yuan: Pupil-polet-ground-earthquake!
As a child, he was exposed to the dangers of life too early and could only rebuke fate hoarsely: "This is not fair!!"
Xie Yan Chi: "No way, I have money."
Qin Yu Jue felt that her brain hurt.
No wonder Xie Si Yuan has been precocious since he was a child and has a wide vocabulary.
Xie Yan Chi is really serious and is arguing with his son.
However, soon Xie Ershao also realized that life was sinister, and for the first time in history, he was turned over by his own son.
Because Xie Si Yuan also has a nirvana.
He slipped to his grandfather's house one weekend, crying and complaining about Xie Yan Chi's crimes.
The old man saw that his lovely little grandson was so aggrieved, so he took Xie Yan Chi in front of him and scolded him bloody.
He also made his own decisions, added funds to this episode, and directly changed from recording to live broadcasting.
Xie Yan Chi was puzzled, and one day he had a serious conversation with Qin Yu Jue: "Where do you say this kid has so many crooked ideas?"
Qin Yu Jue was speechless: "Are you embarrassed to ask?"
In this game, the only one who makes sure that he doesn't lose money is Jiang Jing Xing and the "Traveling with Dad" program team.
Inexplicably, the joy of having an investor's father throwing money at him is really happy.
So they immediately posted a Weibo excitedly:
[Traveling with Dad]: Welcome our new member @ Xie Yan Chi, what kind of sparks will the father and son collide with?
Since Xie Yan Chi and Qin Yu Jue got married and , except for the press conference of Jing Yi Technology, Xie Yan Chi rarely participated in any shows and appeared in the public camera.
But the popularity of Yuchi CP's various video clips has not faded.
It has even been called a memory of the times.
As soon as this news came out, Weibo boiled:
"Ahhhh"
"Please if you can have a mom and dad to travel together, I want to see the fish pond show affection, this single dog and one person petition for food."
"It's too real, the Yuchi couple was single when I was chasing the variety show, and now Xie Yan Chi has taken the kid to the variety show, I'm still single, I don't know why, it's a little teary-eyed."
"Looking forward to the scene of Xie Ershao and his son's father's filial piety."
Father and son are filial.
Looking at these four words, Qin Yu Jue was a little worried.
However, it is not only Qin Yu Jue who is worried about this matter, but also Chen Zi Jian, who is also going to participate in this variety show.
Although a few years have passed, the experience of being tired of being tired of the whole game on the love variety show seems to be vivid.
Sheng Xiang Qing encouraged him: "It used to be a love variety show, but now it's a parent-child variety show, you have to show some commitment and responsibility as a father! You can't be bullied by Xie Yan Chi anymore! Your dignity represents the dignity of our daughter! "
Sheng Xiang Qing was pregnant two months earlier than Qin Yu Jue, and gave birth to a daughter, named Chen Zi Qian, with a very sweet and well-behaved personality, and perfectly inherited the appearance of her parents, and a pair of watery eyes can make people's hearts melt.
Although she was a little older than Xie Si Yuan, she was half a head shorter because of her slow development.
As a father, Chen Zi Jian glanced at his daughter who was sitting next to him playing with Barbie dolls, and was instantly inspired by Sheng Xiang Qing: "You're right!"
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The day before the recording of the show, Qin Yu Jue had just finished filming a crew.
Originally, the plane was scheduled for the next day, but because she still hoped that the father and son would be present when they left, she specially changed the ticket for the early morning and flew back.
When she got home, it was three o'clock in the morning, and after she washed lightly, she found that she didn't know when Xie Yan Chi woke up.
He leaned on the head of the bed and looked at her, then smiled and stretched out his hand: "Why did you come back?"
Qin Yu Jue approached, was hugged by him, and simply lay down in his arms, rubbing her chin, "Did I wake you up?"
"Nope."
Xie Yan Chi lowered his head and kissed her forehead, "I'm not asleep yet."
"Where's Yuan Yuan?"
"When he fell asleep, he hid three mobile phones and a tablet in his suitcase."
Qin Yu Jue was amused: "In the end, you didn't have to hand it in, didn't you stop it?"
"Of course not."
Xie Yan Chi said, "Otherwise, how can I cry when I see that all his things are searched."
Qin Yu Jue couldn't control it, she burst out laughing, and then patted Xie Yan Chi's shoulder: "Why are you so bad as a father?"
Xie Yan Chi smiled and tightened her tightly, rubbing her hair: "Are you tired?"
Qin Yu Jue turned over, put her arm on Xie Yan Chi's back, buried her head in his shoulder socket, and said angrily: "A little sleepy."
"Sleep."
Xie Yan Chi patted her on the back, and his voice was gentle, "Tomorrow the program team is here, I will call you in advance."
However, there was no such thing as waking up in advance.