"Well at least we all won't get expelled now!" nagumo said gleefully
Kindaka hearing this perked up and sat up.
"You guys really don't know anything huh?" Kindaka says amused
"You're still alive pops?!" Akao said shocked
"Even if you kill me here you aren't going back to school." Kindaka explained
"Damm VP sent us here to die. That's tough. Did he seriously expect you to be able to kill me though?" I say with a shrug not really caring about going back to school
"HAH?!" Akao said stunned
"Kid's right. This mission is given to dispose of problem students."
"But if they're useful students I can recruit them. It's a win-win arrangement."
"Anyways going back to school isn't an option. Call them if you think I'm lying." Kindaka explained
Nagumo whipped out his phone and called VP
"Erm teach, we're done with the assignment." Nagumo said while Akao presses her cheek into his to listen in
"What?! You're alive?!" VP said shocked
"Told you." Satoda said in the background
Nagumo deadpanned and hung up the phone
"Uh.... You mean we're expelled." Akao said still processing the information
"That's what he just said." I said
"Sigh* If you really wanna go back to school, we can make a deal." Kindaka said
"No thanks I don't really care about school I only went cause you asked me to. I'll join your little group." I said
"But we can't get type 2 licenses without a diploma?" Nagumo asked
"Stop interrupting me?!" Kindaka said a vein popping on his forehead
"As I was saying. You know Yotsumura right?" Kindaka said
"That tough looking old dude?/ He comes once a year to do special lectures/ Who." Akao/Nagumo/Sakamoto & Me said
"Yotsumura's in the order too. He and I are the founders." Kindaka said
"What's the order anyway." Akao asked
"It's essentially the special forces of the JAA. But there's only 4 of us in japan right now." Kindaka said
"So you're preying on teens to come join your group?" I said unimpressed
"Don't say it like that?!" Kindaka said
"Is that crazy old man with the sword in the order as well?" I asked
"Takamura? Yeah he's probably the strongest in the whole of japan." Kindaka said
"Who's he talking about?" Akao asked me
I shiver in fear
"He gives me the heebie jeebies." I say not explaining more
"Hey! That just makes me more curious." Akao said annoyed
Akao quickly lost interest and turned back to Kindaka
"So to get readmitted. Whaddya want from us." Akao asked
"Knowing him. He's probably pushing his work onto us." I said nonchalantly
"Follow me and find out." Kindaka said not expanding
Sakamoto stole a wheelchair from the mall and kindaka got in it. Apparently age was catching up with him and he hurt his back. We walked out of the mall towards a road
"Took you long enough." A blonde dude with a bowl cut says
"Yo. Sorry Kondo." Kindaka said waving
"Seriously! Keeping a VIP waiting. Whats all this?" Kondo said annoyed
"Just brought some stand ins for me." Kindaka nonchalantly said
"HUH?! Those kids!"
"Drop dead/who pissed in this guys cereal." Akao/I said
"THIS IS AN ORDER ASSIGNMENT! What'll happen if the higher ups find out!" Kondo said getting in Kindaka's face
"Lower your voice.... It'll be fine if we wrap it up quickly." Kindaka said brushing off his concerns
"Hey! Why should we do your job?" Akao said annoyed
"Cause you hurt my back. Take responsibility." Kindaka said
"You hurt your own back with that emergency stop you could of just let me hit you." I said
"We've been had." Akao said
"Well at least we can get readmitted." Nagumo said
Sakamoto was just thinking about how hungry he is
"So who do we kill?" I ask
"Chill kid. It's not an assassination. It's an escort mission. We need to escort this vip to the airport." He said gesturing to a fat man with an even worse bowl cut
Akao and I walked up to him
"Who's this bozo." Akao said
"He doesn't look like a real human." I say
"Oi watch your tongue brats!" Kondo says
"Kindaka back to the point. They're just brats if something happens-"
Kondo is interrupted by the sound of a gunshot. Akao deflects the bullet with her knife protecting the VIP.
"Sniper 300 meters 2'O Clock. All yours sakamoto." I say staring down the sniper
"I'll borrow this." Sakamoto says snatching the pistol from kondo
"Wait it doesn't-"
"I'll make it work." Sakamoto says before chucking the pistol through the window the sniper is in.
The pistol goes right through the sniper's head. Two more assassins jump off the roof of a nearby building. Nagumo swiftly slits one's throat with his katana. I spin to dodge the other's attack ending up behind him and I quickly snap his neck. Kondo just stood there stunned at the level we were at.
At that moment Uzuki pulls up with a car
"I don't really like to drive." Uzuki says
Sakamoto gets shotgun and the other 5 of is squeeze in the back. I was lying in the gap between the first 2 seats and Akao was sat atop me. Nagumo the VIP and kindaka squeezed in the 3 seats in the back.
"Sorry for the commotion Mr VIP. But we'll get you to the airport super safe." Akao said with a smirk
"Can you get off me." I said which was conveniently ignored by Akao
"Its hot! Mama is it okay now?" Two different female voices said seemingly coming from the fat man
"Split personality?" I questioned
The VIP's head bursts and his body deflates revealing a middle aged woman and a kid.
"Who are you?" Everyone including kindaka says
"Huh?" Everyone except kindaka turns to kindaka confused
Kindaka looked equally confused with a hand on his chin.
"How come you don't know?!" Akao said what everyone was thinking
"Are you Mr kindaka?" The adult woman asks
"How do you know my name?" Kindaka asks
"Oh good. Pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm Ai Amo. And this is Konomi. We're the Chairman's family." Ai explains
"Isn't the chairman single." Kindaka said
"Our existence is top secret only a few people know." Ai explains
"Sigh* what is the chairman thinking." Kindaka said taking off his glasses and rubbing his eyes
"What an idiot. Didn't he think of the repercussions." I said in my usual cold rational tone
"Excuse me. Please don't talk about my husband like that. Just cause he's in this line of business does not mean he is banned from falling in love, he was completely honest about his profession to me and we fell for each other. Love isn't something that can be controlled." Ai said with a slight scolding tone
My face remained unmoved. I wanted to reply but thought it was more work than it was worth.
"Sorry about this guy. Not everything can be solved through math equations and logic mister. Who knows you might just fall in love with me." Akao said poking my forehead
"Can you get off me." I said looking up at Akao
She ignored me again
"Anyways there's been a lot of anti JAA activity lately. We could have a major battle on our hands. So please I'm begging you. Help escort us to the airport." Ai said bowing
"Well we can't just toss you out the car at this point. And it is a direct order from the chairman". Kindaka said frustrated while scratching his head.
The kid konomi looked intrigued at Nagumo's tattoos. Nagumo tried convincing her that he drew it on with a pen, which didn't work at all. Guess the kids pretty smart. Akao then scolds Nagumo, telling him not to treat Konomi like a baby.
Uzuki seeing how good Akao was with kids spoke up for the first time in 20 minutes
"Do you have a daughter?" Uzuki asked
"Do you think she's capable of getting a husband." I said nonchalantly
"Oi! And of course I don't have a kid! I have a niece duh!" Akao retorted
"Sakamoto I have a mission for you. Make Konomi laugh." Kindaka asked finding it amusing
The three of us laughed in the back watching in anticipation.
Sakamoto put a pillow in his shirt and puffed his cheeks and said chubby assassin. That was probably the worst joke I've seen, well it's sakamoto so I shouldn't really expect anything more. Imagine if Sakamoto actually got fat, that sure would be funny
Kindaka and the 3 of us all jeered but somehow the joke managed to work on Konomi and she was struggling to hold in a laugh.
Suddenly I saw Akao's eyes widen. When I looked out the window I saw what looked like a grenade
"Grenade 50 meters ahead, eta 3 seconds." I said
Sakamoto punched a hole in the bottom of the car and grabbed the grenade, pulling it up
"Great job! Now it's in the car?!" Akao said panicking slightly.
I yoinked Sakamoto's gun and shot through the windshield at a drainage cover. The drainage cover popped open and Sakamoto chucked the bomb into the drain. The bomb exploded a few seconds after we drove past the drain.
Sakamoto yoinked the gun back from me
"Let's get to work." Sakamoto said cocking his gun
"You guys are awesome." Konomi said
I glance at her before my attention is back at the road. A bald dude with some massive metal arms jumps out the car in front of us. He jumps and extends his metal arm through the windshield. Nagumo pulls Konomi towards him in the nick of time causing his arm to hit the seat instead.
"Looks like we're fighting inspector gadget. Have you seen it Konomi?" Nagumo asks which earns a confused look
But the bald dude's not done. A hatch at the front of his metal arm opens to reveal some sort of canon. He manages to blow up the car and grab 'Ai' and konomi before attempting to escape. The ai that the bald dude was holding turns out to be Nagumo. Nagumo stabs him, causing him to let go off them
"That'll affect your virtue points y'know. Tricking people." The guy said as Nagumo and Konomi landed on a car below
"I thought you were mama." Konomi said to Nagumo
"I'm a master of disguise." Nagumo smirked
The other enemy in the car ahead released poison gas in the air. Nagumo held his breath and wrapped his jacket around Konomi's mouth.
Nagumo jumped off the car to try and escape the smoke but the bald dude came back for more. Before he could hit Nagumo and Konomi I ran in and jumped hitting him with a flying kick knocking him away from them.
"Zero points." I said
He tried to hit me but I easily dodge and counter.
"Big brutes like you are the easiest to fight. You have no creativity at all." I said ducking under his punch before elbowing him in the face
"I make up for it with virtue points." Baldy said coming back at me
Nagumo and Konomi landed in the poison gas guy's car which was being tailed by Akao and Sakamoto on a stolen bike.
"Got a light Sakamoto?" Akao asked
"Nope."
The poison gas guy dropped a bomb under a nearby car causing it to be launched in the air towards the duo on the bike. Sakamoto flipped off the bike and through the windows of the car while Akao skirted under the car using the sparks from her bike to light her cigarette. Sakamoto landed on top of the poison gas guy's car and attempted to stab him through the roof with a stop sign. But the guy jumped out the window before he got impaled.
Sakamoto peaked into the car and asked if Nagumo was alright.
Back with me,
Baldy jumped in the air and tried to land a downward punch on my head. With a simple front flip I dodged, sending his fist into the ground. Using the momentum from my flip I drive the heel of my foot into his back causing him to hit and bounce off the ground. I saw Akao on her bike ahead and got an idea. I kicked the baldy on the half volley into the path of Akao.
"Head's up Akao!" I shouted
Akao without looking back smirked, she used the back of a pick up truck as a ramp and got airtime before she hit the baldy into a bus with her back wheel.
"Perfect as always~" Akao said impressed
Akao threw the cigarette at the bus causing it to explode with the baldy in it.
I caught up to Akao and Sakamoto who had nagumo and konomi in his arms. In the next few seconds the car Uzuki was driving pulled up beside us.
"Get in." Kindaka said
"Took ya long enough." Akao said before we got in the car
"Only 100 more kilometres. To go" I said getting in last making sure Akao wouldn't sit on me this time
With that the 4 horseman of the apocalypse plus an emo kid plus a hippie old guy plus a mother and daughter ride off into the sunset after their first encounter with assassins after the chairman's family. How will they deal with the next encounter find out in the next episode.