(Y/N) should've known he would have to deal with nonsense even when leaving the Soul Society.
Despite using the "official" Senkaimon, the group still had to travel through the Dangai, which meant running for their lives.
Ichigo: Official my butt! It's exactly the same as before! Yoruichi, what the hell?!
Yoruichi: The only way to safely travel through worlds is to have a Hell Butterfly and only Shinigamis can use the Hell Butterfly! Now stop complaining, and run! Look! We're almost at the exit!
As the group made it through the exit of the Senkaimon, they made it through to the World of the Living, but the misfortune hadn't stopped.
The exit of the Senkaimon left them multiple feet in the air.
(Y/N): Maybe I don't wanna go back to the Soul Society if it means my life is in danger in and out of the Dangai.
As the group fell out of the sky, they were caught by the entire staff of the Urahara shop on a-
(Y/N): A flying carpet? Aladdin isn't going to be happy about this one.
Urahara: *chuckles* It's good to have you guys back.
Ichigo: Urahara
Urahara: Welcome back, Kurosaki. (Y/N). You've heard about me, right?
(Y/N) was picking up what Urahara was insinuating. Ichigo filled in (Y/N) after the fight with Aizen why he targeted Rukia. The Gigai that Rukia was using was the host of an item called the Hogyoku. It was an item created by both Urahara and Aizen. To be specific, they created two different Hogyoku. The goal of the item was to dissolve the boundaries between Shinigami and Hollow. But the most dangerous ability of the item was to materialize the deepest desire of the holder.
Urahara couldn't destroy the Hogyoku and instead put it in the Gigai that Rukia used in order to forcefully turn her into a human Soul and hiding the Hogyoku forever, however the plan was a failure as Aizen knew and was planning to use Rukia's execution as a way to retrieve the item.
(Y/N): Yeah. Quite a crazy plan.
Urahara: I'm really sorry
Ichigo: Please stop. It's fine. We're not mad. You didn't really do anything bad. Your motivation aside, you did save us and made us stronger. I'm thankful. So please don't apologize.
Ichigo: Okay... But can I ask you just one thing? You didn't tell us the truth because you thought we'd be scared and run away?
Urahara: Ah, exactly right!
Ichigo felt offended and elbowed Urahara in the face.
Ichigo: Now that pisses me off!
(Y/N): Please stop being aggressive...
Ichigo: Also, please apologize to Rukia. Though she'll probably say the same thing.
(Y/N): Now, that, I agree with.
Uryu: Mr. Urahara, can you drop me off around here?
Urahara: Yes, yes! Got it!
Ichigo: See you later, Ishida! If something comes up again, I'll be counting on you!
Uryu: What are you talking about? Did you forget, Kurosaki? You're a Soul Reaper and I'm a Quincy. The next time we meet, we'll be enemies.
Ichigo: You...
Uryu: See you later!
Uryu hopped off the flying cloth before making his way towards his house
(Y/N): I'll be expecting to see you at lunch when school reopens.
Ichigo: He sure is stubborn.
Orihime: That's for sure! But that's the good part about Ishida.
Ichigo: You think so?
Chad: You're right.
(Y/N): He just seems to be too prideful to admit he sees us as friends.
Ichigo: Really? You guys are so understanding.
Orihime: Well then, I'll get off here!
Ichigo: Take care.
Orihime: Will do!
Eventually Chad was dropped off at his house. It was now just (Y/N) and Ichigo.
Urahara: Shall I drop you off at your house, Kurosaki?
Ichigo: Actually just drop me off here.
Urahara: You sure?
Ichigo: Yeah. I'll see you later (Y/N).
(Y/N): Yeah, I'll come by later this week.
Ichigo then jumped off and walked home.
Urahara: Now it's just the Urahara staff! I would say "Let's play an icebreaker!" but we all know each other so well!
(Y/N): Say Mr. Urahara...
Urahara: What is it (Y/N)?
(Y/N): I didn't want to mention it while Ichigo was here but...
Urahara: I assume it's about the Hogyoku?
(Y/N): Yeah. What would have happened if Rukia didn't show up in the World of the Living? You give her the Hogoyoku the same day you saved me. You wanted to hide the Hogyoku in a human so that nobody could find it. You had a perfect candidate right in front of you.
If Rukia didn't show up on that day, would you have given me the Hogyoku instead?
Everyone from the shop was surprised at the accusation that (Y/N) was asking Urahara, and they were even curious at what Urahara would respond with.
Urahara:...I would be lying if I said I didn't think of the possibility. There was a good chance I would've killed the hollow and presented the Hogyoku to you instead. I'm surprised you thought of such a thing.
Yoruichi: Are you serious?
Urahara: I wouldn't joke about something like that.
(Y/N): What made you decide against it?
Urahara: Well...
(Y/N): You were aware I had Hollow abilities back then, weren't you?
Ururu and Jinta were shocked at the revelation, however Tessai and Yoruichi seemed like they had at least thought of the possibility.
Urahara: Yeah.
(Y/N): I won't ask how you know or what you know. That's a question for someone else to answer. But for now let's change the gloomy mood. Say, what's Calavera doing?
Urahara: She made herself at home with the staff for a while, but she eventually had to leave so as to not raise suspicion for your family.
(Y/N): Makes sense. I was hoping she'd be here, but oh well.
Urahara: Well we're coming up to your house, so you can ask her yourself.
(Y/N): Thanks for the ride, Mr. Urahara. I'll be sure to show up for my next shift. Just call me.
Urahara: You still wanna work here?
(Y/N): Why would I stop?
Urahara: *chuckles* You really are too nice.
(Y/N): I don't see that as a bad thing. Well, I'll see you guys later.
(Timeskip)
(Y/N) knocked on the window of his room, hoping to get Calavera's attention. Hearing the sound of the window didn't go unnoticed as Calavera, still in (Y/N)'s human body turned to the window and was overjoyed to see (Y/N) still in one piece. Calavera opened the window in excitement.
Calavera: (Y/N), you're back! How'd it go? Did you guys win?
(Y/N): Sure did!
Calavera: Great! So where's Rukia? I assume she's with Ichigo?
(Y/N): Uh... About that... She didn't come back with us.
Calavera: Huh? You said you won?
(Y/N): We did. We save Rukia from getting executed and she's been proven innocent. Rukia decided she wanted to stay in the Soul Society afterward.
Calavera: I see. Well it's good to hear everyone came back fine. But I wanna hear the details.
(Y/N): Sure, but I should probably let (S/N) know I'm back. She'll probably want the details too.
Calavera: Makes sense, get my stuff body. We'll switch.
Once (Y/N) and Calavera swapped to their original bodies, they went downstairs to meet with (S/N).
(Y/N): Yo, (S/N)! You there?
(S/N): Yo Calavera-
Once (S/N) turned around, she saw Calavera's stuffed body walking as (Y/N) real body walked side by side with her.
(S/N): (y-(Y/N)? You're back?
(Y/N): Yep. Did you miss me?
(S/N): YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT WHERE YOU WERE GOING BUT KNOWING YOU, YOU WERE PROBABLY SAVING THE EARTH OR SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE THAT.
(Y/N): Okay I understand that you're upset, but let me explain.
(Y/N) gave Calavera and (S/N) the rundown of the events that took place in the Soul Society, although (S/N) had a hard time keeping up with it all. (S/N) didn't understand all the mumbo jumbo that came with being a shinigami.
(S/N): You may be one of the craziest human beings on this planet...
(Y/N): I'm sure I'm not that bad.
(S/N): I'd argue that you are.
(Y/N): Agree to disagree. Anyway, has dad been home yet?
(S/N): Nah. That's weird. He's actually had these last few days off. Poor timing if you asked me.
(Y/N): *mumbles* I have terrible luck...
(S/N): You say something?
(Y/N): Nah.
(Y/N) wanted to talk to the one person that had answers to his question. If anyone knew both how or why he had Hollow powers, it would be his father. But for now, (Y/N) decided to call it a night to get some sleep.
To be continued