*Y/n was walking in the halls in the school, wondering why Mister Barrel and Mile were missing as he grabs a hotdog and eats it. He sees Mister Hotchkiss depressed, as he walks to him and ask him.*
Y/n: "Why are you sad?"
Mister Hotchkiss: "My Barrel... He's missing. I don't know where he is. I tried calling him, but there was no answer but just a voicemail."
Y/n: "Don't worry, I can find him? Where is the last time you saw him."
Mister Hotchkiss: "He was in the school, checking around to make sure no intruder could enter without a single touch. While he was checking, he randomly disappeared. Like he vanished into thin air."
*Then, Miss Grace comes in with a serious look.*
Miss Grace: "I think I know what you're talking about, Hotchkiss."
Mister Hotchkiss: "Wait, how do you know? I don't know to, but somehow you act like you do?"
Miss Grace: "Follow me, Hotchkiss. Y/n, come with me. Where gonna have a serious conversation when Mister Hotchkiss is done talking with me."
Y/n: "What, why?"
*Miss Grace brings the 2, as she walks to her office. As the 3 enter in, the scavenger group pops out with a serious expression instead of their normal ones. Y/n looks at them, which makes the scavenger group stare at him like if Y/n just killed their family. As Y/n and Mister Hotchkiss sit down, Miss Grace talks to them.*
Miss Grace: "Hotchkiss. Daniel is kidnapped. I don't know who it is, but this thing is not what you expect. We manage to EMP this motherfucker down, and keep it with us to know what that thing is, but I can't tell you since you won't understand. Got it?"
Mister Hotchkiss: "But I need to know what that bitch is! If he hurt my bat, I'll fucking kill this thing who touches him!"
Y/n: "Calm down, Hotchkiss. Hatred is not gonna fix this problem. Do you remember the Boondocks episode, where we sa-"
Mister Hotchkiss: "Whoa whoa whoa! I do not know what Boondock is? Can you show me what character it is, but I do not want to know the show."
Y/n: "Okay."
https://youtu.be/5iRpqP8i1V0
(Hey! Support this dude Cj Dachamp. He is the best youtuber who describes stuff very well.)
*After watching the Video, Mister Hotchkiss knows who stinkmeaner is. He realizes that hatred can lead to extreme consequences, as he calms down. He stands up and nods, thanking for the information as he walks away. As Y/n was about to walk away, Mister Missile blocks the way and points his Missile at Y/n.*
Mister Missile: "I think Miss Grace Is still talking to you."
Y/n:
"Okay." *Does not give a fuck.*
*Y/n sits down, as Miss Grace talks to him about the problem.*
Miss Grace: "Okay, Y/n. Since you are in a different universe, can you explain to me this."
*Miss Grace shows an image of a grey stickman, which makes Y/n eyes wide as he's shocked since he knows who it is.*
Y/n: "Oh shit! I know who he is. THAT'S A FUCKING SKYNET!!"
Mister Missile: "That's all your fault, Y/n!"
Mister Scizz: "Yeah Y/n. This Skynet freakin' hurt my Barrel."
Y/n: "What did I do?!"
The craftsmen: "That Skynet just straight up violated my hound."
*Hound is sitting on the floor, covered in bandages as he lays there in tons of pain.*
Allure: "Why did you bring a Skynet in this school Y/n?"
Y/n: "Bro I don't have robots!"
Piercer: "Also, how did this Skynet manage to beat all of us up? Did you set it up to kill us?"
Miss Grace: "Stop talking. I'm gonna show this to Y/n now."
*As Miss Grace opens a secret door, the Skynet was nowhere to be found. Miss Grace is surprised and shocked at how the skynet escaped. Y/n grabs his GC-46, as he points his gun at one of the scavengers.*
Y/n: "He's gotta be one of those!"
Craftsmen: "Whoa Whoa whoa! You don't want to mess with us, and what makes you think you can aim at us?"
*Before Y/n could explain, Something breaks the door down as it reveals to be the same Skynet they EMP. As everyone was about to fight back, the skynet stabbed them all with a syringe full of sedatives, as everyone falls unconscious except Y/n because he built different.*
Y/n: "What was that for?"
The Skynet:
*Y/n gets shoved back really hard by the force of the punch, as he stumbles back before falling to the ground. The Skynet jumps and tries to strike Y/n in the head with a punch, but Y/n rolls his body as he dodges the attack. Y/n Kicks the skynet hard, which sends it flying as the skynet is now gone.*
*After that, Y/n went back to his usual self as he looked at the unconscious Miss Grace. He grabs all of the scavenger group, walks out the office, puts each one of them in their classroom while the students watch in shock. He walks to the office, grabs a blanket, puts the blanket on Miss Grace as he walks away, and he grabs a bottle of bear and drinks it to relax.*
Y/n: "Yum yum yum! Be-!"
Sir Schlechter Arzt: "WHAT DID I TELL YOU NOT TO DRINK BEER, JUGGY!!"
*Sir Schlechter Arzt pops out from the hallways, trying to yank the bear but can't as Y/n raises his arms up. Sir Schlechter Arzt starts to get annoyed as he jumps higher to get the beer so that Y/n doesn't suffer liver damage.*
Sir Schlechter Arzt:
"STOP DRINKING, JUGGY!!"
*The German doctor starts crying, which makes Y/n scared and puts the beer away as he tries to calm down the doctor by hugging him. Then... Sir Schlechter Arzt starts calming down as he jumps on Y/n and cuddles him, which makes him blush but he doesn't mind as he walks around the halls.*
Y/n: "I wonder where Mile is?"
(Van P.O.V)
*Beom was driving in the van at a desert, with Mile laying on the back floor sleeping like a child.*
Beom: "Wake up, sleepyhead."
*Miles groans, not wanting to wake up as he gives the middle finger to Beom, which Beom does nothing but chuckle. Beom touches Mile's ass by accident, which makes Mile get up very quickly and slaps Beom in the face.*
Mile: "Hey! Don't touch my booty!"
Beom: *Has a mark on his face but doesn't mind it.* "Sorry."
Mile: "Anyways, do you know where we going?"
Beom: "To the paper school you always talked about because your a simp to Y/n."
Mile: "Wh-WHAT!! I'M NOT A SIMP!!" *Blushing as he tries to hide it to avoid Beom finding out.*
*Beom chuckles as he knows the relationship between Mile and Y/n, which makes Mile blush too much where he falls to the ground. Beom laughs so hard, that he didn't look forward, which caused the van to almost crash. Beom keeps driving as he stops at a gas station.*
Mile: "Can I come?"
Beom: "Yes."
*Beom gets out of the van, where he and Mile walk into the gas station, where he and Mile are greeted by a cashier. Mile grabs lots of A&W Root beet large, and Beom grabbing tons of snacks and drinks. The Cashier looks at them, looking sus, The Cashier secretly puts on a gas mask and activates a poison gas. Beom and Mile notices, but they don't mind as they only took 20 damage, while their health is 1 million.*
???: "What?"
Mile:
*The Cashier turns into a pile of flesh as Mile keeps shooting. Beom tells Mile to stop, which Mile does as he looks back at Beom before making a joke.*
Mile: "Beom? Can we take everything?"
Beom: "Yes, but don't go around killing. Your putting way too much mess."
*Mile becomes energetic like a child as he steals all the snacks, beef jerky, and all the drinks, while Beom helps him pick up so that the snacks don't fall and get damaged. As the 2 get out full of snacks, they put it in the van as Mile grabs a bottle of A&W and a large pack of lays chips.*
Beom: "Let me put gas in the Van."
*Beom grabs the gas as he puts it in the van. He waits but nothing is coming out to fill up the van, where he is getting irritated.*
Mile: "Do you need help?"
Beom: "Daaa."
*Mile hacks into the gas, as fuel comes in the van to fill it up. Beom is suprised by it, as he starts to get interested on how to hack.*
Beom: "Damn. You really know how to hack."
Mile: "Yes, I know how to make my money worth it."
*When It's done, Beom puts the gas back, but Mile stops Beom as he's grabbing 3 cans of gas. Beom understands Mile as he puts the gas in the gas canister. After filling the 3 up, Beom puts the gas canisters in the van and closes the hole up before going inside the driver seat. Mile sits in the front seat, as he starts drinking the A&W Root beet. Beom drives out the gas sation, where he puts on sunglasses.*
Beom: "So where we goin'?"
Mile: "The FPE School I work. I'm a P.E teacher."
Beom: "Okay."
*Mile grabs a phone, where he turns on Google maps, and sees it is only 400 miles away.*
Mile: "This is gonna be a long ride."
Beom: "Oh welp.... This is going to be a road to grampy's house."
(At night time in school.)
*Ralph sneaks in the school, where he searches the lockers to find some rich kid's expensive stuff. As he takes the stuff, he stumbles apon the P.E room as he remembered what happened previously. He decides to step in the room, where he finds some stuff.*
Ralph: "So who's this black person?"
*Ralph finds Mile's locker, as he searches inside to find none. He looks behind to see Y/n standing behind him with a mad expression.*
Y/n: "Now what are you doing, wolf?"
Ralph: "Oh shit!"
*Ralph runs as Y/n chases after him. He gets out of the P.E room as he runs in the hallways before Y/n pops up and tries catching him.*
Ralph: "AHHHH!!! HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA DIE!!!"
Y/n: "GIVE ME THAT BOOTY CHEEKS!!"
Ralph: "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!! THE BOOTY'S MINE AND I CAN NOT GIVE YOU MY BOOTY!!"
*Ralph keeps running, where he pushes over his limits and starts having adrenaline. Before Y/n grabs him, Ralph jumps in a classroom, as he hides himself under the teacher's desk. Y/n barges in the classroom, with a serious expression as he walks around, checking every table to make sure Ralph isn't hiding under the desk.*
Ralph: *thinking* 'Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm about to get killed!'
Y/n: "Where are you~?"
*Ralph sees a pistol under the teacher's desk, which makes him smirk as he grabs the gun. He checks the pistol to be a desert eagle, which has armor piercing ammunition in all 1 mag. Before Y/n could check the teacher's desk, Ralph pops up as he shoots all the rounds in Y/n's body. As Ralph runs out of ammo, he sees Y/n perfectly fine which scares the fuck out of himself.*
Ralph: "H-how... are you alive..?!"
Y/n:
*Ralph tries to run away, but Y/n grabs him by the collar as he lifts him up. Ralph tries to punch Y/n's arm to drop him off, but Y/n is too durable.*
Ralph: "P-please don't eat me!"
Y/n: "I'm not a cannibal but i'm about to do is this."
*Y/n slams Ralph on the floor as he stomps his head, which decapitates Ralph. Seeing the mush all over the floor, he grabs the body and walks in the hallways to put it away so that no one knows. As he gets out, he puts Ralph's lifeless decapitated body in the trash, where he looks around to make sure no one Is seeing this.*
Y/n: "Okay, I'm good."
*Then a van pulls out as it parks at a parking spot, which makes Y/n turn around and pulls out his GC-46 as he points the quad barrel machine gun at the Van. A figure comes out the van, revealing to be Beom.*
Y/n: "Beom..."
Beom: "I'm gonna beat your ass, bitch." *Stabs himself with a berserker syringe, as his eyes turn glowing red.*
*Beom and Y/n crack their knuckles, as the 2 stop, staring at each other as their both about to fight to the death. Beom charges at Y/n and pins him on the floor, but Y/n throws Beom up far as he gets up. Beom throws a sledge hammer at Y/n, which Y/n catches and throws it back, hitting Beom. As Beom falls and lands on the ground, he uses his arms and legs to grip on the ground before lunging Y/n at the speed of light.*
Beom: "AHHH!!" *War cry.*
*Y/n tries fighting back, but Beom has the same strength as him as Beom keeps grabbing him. Beom rams through a wall to the school as he uses Y/n's body as a shield to damage him. Y/n stands his legs on the floor, which slows 50% of Beom's speed but Beom doesn't give a fuck due to his strength.*
Y/n: "Aw fuck!" *keeps crashing through the walls by Beom.*
*Then Beom stops as he slams Y/n down on the ground, where Beom pulls out a desert eagle with darkmatter piercing and shoots Y/n in the head, which does a little damage to Y/n's head. Y/n kicks Beom far enough to stumble him back 8ft away. Y/n gets up, a little damage as blood comes out from his head while Beom is looking at him.*
Beom: *tries to shoot Y/n but runs out of bullets.*
"Fuck my gun! I'll use my fist."
*As Beom was about to fight, he gets shot in the chest by a 30MM antimatter piercing sniper rifle. Y/n was shocked as he turns around to see Hans with a huge ass sniper rifle. Y/n turns back again to see Beom fall knees to the ground before laying on the ground. As Hans is about to point the 30MM sniper rifle at the van, Mile comes out and stops the mess that Y/n, Hans, and Beom did.*
Mile: "WAIIITTT!!"
*Mile runs to Beom, as he starts doing CPR to make Beom still alive while Y/n and Hans watch it in confusion. Y/n knees on the ground to talk to Mile on why is he defending Beom despite Beom being an enemy.*
Y/n: "Why are you protecting Beom despite being an enemy to us?"
Mile: "No time to explain, but he rescued my ass from my dad and my little bitch ass googly eye ass brother."
Y/n: "Okay." *Helps Mile too by bring a medkit.*
Hans: "Aren't you Blue guy and and that berserker enemies? Why are you helping him now?"
Y/n: "Because I always help Mile." *Turns his head to Mile.* "Also, WHERE DID YOU GO?!"
*As the 2 finishes healing Beom, Mile decides to talk to Y/n.*
(I'm gonna skip since i'm lazy and we all already know what happened to Mile, his father, and his little bro.)
*After hearing the yapping session that Mile explained, Y/n was shocked and worried, where he hugs Mile.*
Y/n: *Crying.* "Man bro... I'm sorry for not recusing you..! I was selfish bec-cause." *Sniffs.* "I was in school with my doctor because he always trapped me no matter what!"
*Mile grabs a box of tissue, as Y/n grabs it with his big black claws and blows all of his snot out and on the tissue.*
Mile: "There, there... It's not your fault. It's the German doctor's fault for not helping you rescue me.""
*Mile brings Y/n to the van, as Beom gets up weakly before turning his head to Y/n. Hans turns his head to Beom before asking him.*
Hans: "So where did you come from?"
Beom: "The same universe as the 2."
Hans: "So you're the same stickman, but you look like an FPE version of someone else. How did you enter in this paper world?"
Beom: "While I was fighting Y/n's army, I was suddenly teleported into a forest, where I was confused on where the hell am I."
Hans: "Damn. That's how you got in. Just randomly teleport for no reason?"
???: «Эй, подражатель нацистского солдата. Что ты делаешь?» ("Hey Nazi soldier wannabe. What are you doing?")
Code name: Наемник (Mercenary.) Height: 15ft.
Hans: "Who the hell are you, and do you speak English?!"
Mercenary: "Yes. I can speak english."
Hans: "Then why do you use Russian as your language even though your in this... I don't know where the hell we are, Canada paper country."
Mercenary: "I'm Russian."
*The Mercenary turns his head at the Van, seeing Y/n as he pulls out his PKM. As he's about to fire, Beom grabs the light machine gun and throws it away, which makes the Mercenary annoyed.*
Mercenary: «Почему ты это сделал?» ("Why did you do that?")
Beom: «Не объясняю почему. Но либо присоединяйся к Т/н, либо мне придется выбить из тебя все дерьмо». ("No explaining "why". But either joining Y/n, or I'm gonna have to beat the shit out of you.")
Mercenary: "...Отлично..." ("...Fine....") *Doesn't like Beom beating the crap out of him since he hates dying because he likes killing.*
*Beom helps the Mercenary to get up, but the Mercenary denies as he gets up and walks away, until Mile grabs his shoulders.*
Mile: "Hey. Wanna get a job at this school?"
Mercenary: "Why should I? After you attacked us first."
Y/n: "Come on, man. We'll give you mercy if your friendly to everyone, and the principal will give you a job as a teacher."
Mercenary: "Okay..."
*The Mercenary accepts it, as the 2 happily agree while Hans is witnessing this in confusion. Beom grabs the Mercenary and throws him in the van, as the rest enters in the van while Hans summons a Panzer V tank before driving off.*