(In the paper city at 7:45 A.M.)

*It was a calm morning day. People were walking in the streets, minding their own business as they do what they normally do. A dark blue mix grey stickman is walking around, unfazed and Emotionless as he enters a gun store.*

???: "...."

*He walks up to the gun dealer, where he places his hands on the counter as he asks the gun dealer what guns he wants.*

???: *Speaks in a Russian accent.* "What type of guns do you have?" *Emotionless and unfazed.*

Gun dealer: "Well... I got everything you got!"

*The gun dealer shows all the weapons, while the stickman watches it and chooses his weapons.*

???: "Colt M1911 pistol with a laser sight."

*The gun dealer places the gun at the table as the stickman asks more.*

???: "AK-47 with a 75 round drum mag, AA-12 with a 20 round drum mag, M82 Barrett 50, BMG with a telescope, MP5 with a 40 dual mag, and a Milkor MGL."

Gun dealer: *Chuckles.* "Welp, this is all you got my guy. Do you have an explosive lic-"

*Before the Gun dealer says anything, he gets stabbed in the head by a liquid metal like knife as he falls to the ground. The stickman looks at the blade before revealing to be the one who killed the man. He turns the blade back into his hand as he grabs all the weapons, puts them in each duffel bag before heading out.*













(At the school.)

*The Mercenary walks to the school, where Y/n pops out in front of him. The Mercenary tries to pass through, but Y/n blocks the way as the Mercenary just still stays calms. As the Mercenary is about to fight Y/n, Miss Grave comes in and stops the 2 from doing anything.*



Miss Grace: "Stop it you two."

*The 2 stops as they turn their heads to the principal. Miss Grace walks up to the Mercenary, and asks him questions.*

Miss Grace: "Who are you?"

The Mercenary: "Just call me "Mister Mercenary"."

Miss Grace: "Why is that?"

The Mercenary: "Because I don't like my name."

Y/n: "So what's your na-?"

Miss Grace: "He doesn't have to say his name, Y/n."

The Mercenary: "Soo... What could I do now?"

*Miss Grace looks at the Mercenary with a serious expression as she gives him papers.*

Miss Grace: "You are a stickman, right?"

The Mercenary: "Yeah? What's with my look?"

Miss Grace: "You're like Y/n. You shouldn't be here."

The Mercenary:



"Then why do you have Y/n, and those random stickman ass."

Miss Grace: "That's no-"

The Mercenary: "Can we just go back on to who am I gonna be."

*Miss Grace points at a sign in, as the Mercenary signs in his face name. After that, Miss Grace brings him to school. As they got in, Miss Grace puts the Mercenary in the office, where they can chat privately.*

Miss Grace: "Sit down, Mister Mercenary."

The Mercenary: *Sits down.* "So what is this, mam."

Miss Grace: "You're getting a job."

The Mercenary: "Why?"

Miss Grace: "I need to understand you because some of the teachers retired, but most importantly I need a stickman to stop this madness."

*Miss Grace shows an image of the skynet, which makes the Mercenary not suprised. Miss Grace is shocked by the Mercenary's expression as she becomes angry.*

Miss Grace: "ARE YOU ONE OF THEM!?"

The Mercenary: "Yes, I'm one of them because I'm Russian. But most importantly, I'm from the U.S.S.R now because Putin changed the country."

*Miss Grace uses magic to summon a god-like spear as she's about to stab The Mercenary in the neck, but she changes her mind as she sits down. She shows the papers to the Mercenary, showing the Mercenary if he wants a job or not.*

The Mercenary: "A job to be a teacher."

Miss Grace: "Yes. Sorry for the threat, but I have to give you one chance since your ties with the soviets."

*The Mercenary nods as Miss Grace gave him clothes so he doesn't look like if someone is about to go to war. The Mercenary takes off his clothes, his ski mask, and the beret. He dresses up his teacher uniform as he looks at himself if he looks good or bad.*



The Mercenary: "Do I look good or shit?"

Miss Grace: "Doesn't matter. What matters is what class are you gonna pick?"

*The Mercenary is thinking, trying to find what class he wants as he points his fingers at the other classes. After 45 seconds, The Mercenary finds what classroom he wants.*

The Mercenary: "I Wanna pick-"

Y/n, Mile, Benson, Sir Schlechter Arzt: "BE A HISTORY TEACHER!!"

*The Mercenary sighs as he grabs a flashbang grenade,and is about to throw it at the gang, but something teleports behind him and grabs his head before the figure crushes the Mercenary's hand.*

Mercenary: *Not caring about pain.* "Who are you?"

???: "I'm Qua."



*Qua pins the Mercenary to the wall as he pulls out the god sword, and puts the tip of the power blade at the Mercenary's neck. The Mercenary sees this and pulls out a antimatter armor piercing desert eagle at Qua's head.*

Qua: "You wanna have a fight? I'll beat your ass and skin you alive."

The Mercenary: "Try it, bitch."

*As the 2 were about to kill each other, Conner steps in and throws a regualer ass brick at Qua's head, which does nothing.*

Conner: "WHAT'S GOOD, QUAAA!! AS YOU SEE BIIITCH, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO USE IT FOR BUILDING!!!"

Qua: "Oh hell nah, I'm gonna have to kill you."

*The 2 stand away each other as their about to have a match against each other.*



Conner: "Let's go..."

*Conner grabs a frying pan as a shield, as he raises his defense up. Qua summons little Qua to make him fight Conner.*

Qua: "Sometimes you need a cute lil' qua."

Lil Qua: "...."

*Lil Qua tries to fight Conner, but Conner wears a disquise as Qua, which makes him extremely confused. Qua sees this and tries to make his little self to fight Conner, but Lil' Qua keeps shaking his head as no.*

Conner: "Hahaha! See Lil' Qua, I'm Qua."

*Conner grabs a hair cutter as he cuts Qua's hair in a disrespectful way.*

Conner: "Get a haircut hippie!!"

*Qua has enough as he takes off Conner's disguise, which makes Lil' Qua fight Conner. Conner screams in pain as he tries to get Lil's Qua off his face, which he did. Conner looks at his face and sees there is no damage.*

Qua: "Ain't easy being like me, Wannabe."

Conner: "Falling back!"

*Conner throws a high explosive grenade at Qua, as the grenade explodes and sends him flying. Qua takes damage but looks unfazed, as Conner lands on the floor and sees this in confusion.*

Qua: "Grrrhhh!!!"

*Qua grabs a phone and calls someone as he needs help. Qua finishes the call as he puts the phone away. Conner looks around to get smacked in the head by the creator with a baseball bat.*

Conner: "OWWW! Fuck...!"

*Conner is laying on the floor in pain as he gets up and uses his shoe as a phone as he calls someone for help.*

Conner: "Is this Hans's pyromaniac wife?"

Pyro: "Yes."

Conner: "HEEEEELP!!!"

Pyro: "Okay, Mate!"

*Then... something is falling from the sky, looking like a meteorite as it strikes down through the floors of the school before it hits Qua real hard to damage him badly. Qua Is laying on the floor in pain, where he looks up to see Pyro standing next to him. Then Pyro teleports back to being with Hans due to logic. Conner looks at Qua with confusion as he questions him.*

Conner: "Qua?"

Qua:



*Qua is simping at Pyro's private parts, as he starts drooling heavily. Conner smirks as he starts to make his next move.*

Conner: "Guess it's my turn again! The Sax-A-Boom!!"

*Conner throws it at Qua's head, which decapitates Qua by using god explosive magic. As Conner was about to celebrate, Qua regenerated his head back, which scares Conner.*

Conner: "I am scared now!"

Qua: "Well lets get this show on the run!"



"Weell... He's... A big big boy he's the biggest boy!"

*Qua becomes more buff as he starts to do a stand, which makes Conner piss his pants as he starts to Panic. Qua charges at Conner, but he slip and fell to the floor by a banana.*

Qua: "Dammit!"

Conner: "That was close..."

*Conner does a stand, where he lowers his head down and makes it look like a cowboy draw. Conner Smiles as he uses his perk to headshot Qua.*

Conner: "Dead shot." *Pulls out a desert eagle and shoots all the bullets at Qua's head with antimatter armor piercing bullets.*

Qua: *takes no damage.* "You think that's gonna work?"

*Qua grabs Conner by the neck and lifts him up, causing Conner to not breathe. As Conner tries to stop Qua, Qua throws Conner out of the school and into the city. The whole group is shocked as they record the whole thing.*

Y/n, Mile, Sir Schlechter Arzt, Benson, and Beom: "WHAT!!?"







(The end.)

Finally it's done. I'm sorry if I didn't make a chapter earlier and made it long, but my parents too my electronics away for the whole week until the weekend starts. If your patience, thank you and I hope that all of you have a great day.